Are you okay?
- We can't thank you enough. - No hey mad props.
I could have sworn the guy said south.
But then all of a sudden we're off the main road.
I'm trying to read the map while driving a bonehead manoeuvre.
And then all of a sudden bam we're in that ditch.
Yeah bam. I'm like "What the hell?" You know?
Yes. Oh yes and my coffee mug. Of coffee? My mug of coffee.
It spills all over my pants I mean... Just a nightmare.
There's your Sony GPS I mean for real.
Let's just...
Like I said we couldn't be more grateful.
Can't we just dump them here?
What and somebody finds them?
Then what?
People have seen us.
Hey you're gonna flood it man.
I'm not gonna flood it. She's not gonna flood all right?
We're just gonna stay positive right?
We're gonna clean up this mess.
And you start.
Goddamn it. See you flooded it.
All right.
All right. You know what? The RV is going to start now.
The RV is going to start right now.
It's gonna start. We're gonna drive it to your house.
- My house? - Your house.
We're gonna drive it over there and park it overnight.
- And then tomorrow... - Man not my house.
Shut up. Shut up.
After we finish cleaning up this mess...
we will go our separate ways.
Our paths will never cross.
And we will tell this to no one.
Understood?
Oh what I can talk now?
Fine. That goes double for me.
Okay. Okay.
Be good to me.
Yes!
Yes. Okay. Okay.
Thank you.
Oh shit.
Walt?
You coming out?
Yeah absolutely.
We've got looky-loos in both directions Dan.
Better plan on being late if you're going to work.
This is Lisa in the Skycopter we'll have more Albuquerque traffic on the hour.
Hey you wanna hear something funny?
We had a faculty meeting last Thursday...
and the topic was senior-class photos...
and how we had instituted a new rule last year...
that seniors are allowed to have photos taken...
by a photographer of their choice.
You know not necessarily the photographer...
that the school hires right? So...
So anyway some of the senior girls...
were going to that Glamour Shots place to have their photos taken.
And now they're bringing us all these photos...
and Joan Everman... You know Joan.
- Suddenly has to go through all the photos...
and turn them down because they show cleavage.
Did you get enough pancakes sweetie?
Yeah. I'm good.
Okay.
You know even the small-busted girls have cleavage.
Apparently there's some new type of brassiere or something.
The Wonderbra.
It's the Wonderbra.
Yeah?
Okay.
Hey there. You've reached Walt Skyler and Walter Jr.
We can't come to the phone right now so please leave us a message.
Hello Mr. White. This is AT& T calling.
Are you happy with your current long-distance service?
Because if you're not I would definitely really really love...
to talk to you as soon as possible about...
Hello this is Walter White speaking.
You said he was practically dead okay?
You said he would die any minute.
Listen I am having breakfast with my family right now...
and I really don't appreciate these sales calls.
Well too bad man because guess what.
He's still not dead.
I went and put my ear to the RV.
I can hear him like rolling around in there all right?
I think he's awake man. I think he's trying to get loose.
Where the hell are you? I'm freaking out here.
- Calm down damn it. - You gonna help me clean this up?
- We got loose ends here. - Calm down.
I will be there after school.
After school. Are you shitting me?
Ditch it man. Call in sick.
Listen that is just not gonna work for me.
I'm not interested in that at all.
And I would appreciate it if you don't call here anymore.
Damn. They're so annoying those people.
- You have a good day sweetie. - Okay Mom. You too.
Bye honey.
- Drive safe. - Okay.
Yo yo yo 1 4 8 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ.
What up beyotch? Leave it at the tone.
So the term "chiral"...
derives from the Greek word "hand. "
Now the concept here being that just as your left hand and your right hand...
are mirror images of one another right identical and yet opposite...
well so too organic compounds can exist...
as mirror-image forms of one another...
all the way down at the molecular level.
But although they may look the same...
they don't always behave the same.
For instance...
For instance.
I'm sorry. For instance...
Thalidomide.
The right-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide...
is a perfectly fine good medicine...
to give to a pregnant woman to prevent morning sickness.
But make the mistake of giving that same pregnant woman...
the left-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide...
and her child will be born with horrible birth defects.
Which is precisely what happened in the 1950s.
So chiral chirality mirrored images right?
Active inactive good bad.
So.
- Yes Ben. - Is this gonna be on the murder?
What?
Is this gonna be on the midterm?
Chirality on the midterm? No no. Well maybe.
Maybe. Yes you know... But prepare for it to be on the midterm.
Can't hurt to know it right? So...
Knowledge is power.
Oh no. Oh no no. No.
Not good. Not good not good.
What the...?
Hey. Hey. Hey you.
Hey listen you.
No no no!
Oh God.
Okay.
MILFs?
The hell is a MILF?
Now what?
Lock the other one out in the RV.
He's:
- You're sure? - Yes.
- You're positive? - You know what?
- Feel free to go check. - Good idea. Maybe I should...
before he too wanders off down the street.
- Okay you know what? I am sick... - All right.
Just...
The one downstairs tell me about him.
Oh come on. Anything. Something. Start with his name at least.
Krazy-8.
What the hell does that even mean?
I don't know man okay? It means like Krazy-8 okay? I don't know.
So you work with him regularly.
No not him so much.
- His cousin mainly. - Who's his cousin?
- The guy out in the RV. - All right all right all right.
Krazy-8's one level higher.
One level higher.
Yeah you know. Not like street level. Higher.
You know how there's like a Starbucks on every corner?
Krazy-8 is like the dude that sells Starbucks' beans.
Okay so he's a distributor.
Okay so is he? I mean is?
In other words what is his reputation for violence?
Well he did try to kill us both yesterday so there's that.
Look what I'm trying to say is that he's a distributor right?
He's a businessman. He's a man of business.
It would therefore seem to follow that he is...
capable of acting out of mutual self-interest yes?
What?
Do you think he is capable of listening to reason?
What kind of reason? You mean "Dear Krazy-8 hey listen...
if I let you go you promise not to come back and waste my entire family?
No Colombian neckties?" That kind of reason?
No man I can't say as I have high fucking hopes where that's concerned.
What was that?
What was what?
We didn't tie him up.
- Why the hell didn't we tie him up? - Oh God.
- Because he was out cold. - Yeah but what if he's faking it?
You know like if it was me I'd be all faking being knocked out yo.
And then when the coast is clear I'd be up looking for weapons and shit.
Ready to pounce.
No see. Now if it was me...
and I couldn't find a decent enough weapon...
I would just lie back down and bide my time.
So now what do we do?
You keep asking me that like you think I have some answer.
- Well you gotta do something. - We.
We have got to do something and I am open to suggestions.
Man okay this whole thing was your deal.
Don't you dare put that on me.
You brought those guys out there. This is your responsibility.
Like I came to you begging to cook meth.
"Oh hey nerdiest old dude I know you wanna come cook crystal?" Please.
I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny...
but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV.
What about the phosphate gas?
Phosphine gas. What about it?
I mean do you think it still might kill him?
You know with like a delayed reaction or something?
I don't know.
- You're supposed to be a scientist. - Look.
This isn't even the issue that demands immediate attention.
We have got a body in that RV. And it's getting warmer outside.
Understand?
And we have got to do something about that soon.
And in a way that no one will ever find it.
Now that last part is very very important.
Therefore it seems to me...
that our best course of action would be chemical disincorporation.
Dissolving in strong acid.
Oh man that's messed up.
I mean you're not serious.
You serious?
Well who's gonna do that?
And don't look at me.
I guess we'll both do it together.
No Mr. White okay I'm not good with dead bodies.
Look we are in this fifty-fifty. Okay?
I guess the only other fair way to go about this would be...
that one of us deals with the body situation...
while the other one of us deals with the Krazy-8 situation.
In a scenario like this I don't suppose it is bad form...
to just flip a coin.
- Heads or tails? - No I'll do the body in the acid okay?
Heads or tails?
Heads. Heads.
Best two out of three?
Yo yo yo 1 4 8 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ.
What up beyotch? Leave it at the tone.
Hey Mr. White it's me. Pick up.
I got a container question.
Hello Mr. White. Pick up the phone man.
- Yes. - Yo what kind of plastic man?
Polyethylene.
How the hell am I supposed to know that?
Because I told you.
Look just look at the bottom for a triangle...
stamped LDPE.
It should be moulded into the plastic.
Yeah yeah yeah LDPE. Right on got it.
I don't know man. This feels kind of flimsy.
Any decent acid's gonna eat right through this.
- Not hydrofluoric. - Why not?
Look you skipped clowned around...
or otherwise jerked off through every lecture I ever gave.
As far as I'm concerned your chemistry education is over.
Oh okay be a dick about it. Jesus.
So hey have you done the thing?
Yeah I'm working up to it.
You know what? I bet he doesn't even wake up.
You know not even if you took him to the hospital right now.
Now if it was me I would just try and think of it...
like I was doing him a favour.
I need a cheque approval on checkstand eight.
Approval on checkstand eight please. Thank you.
Yeah.
Who's there?
What you fucking break in? Show me who's there.
Yeah. I see you.
What you gonna do?
Hey.
Hey...!
Hey.
I need water.
Hey hello.
Bring me some water would you?
Please.
You don't like the crust?
Where's my cousin Emilio?
He dead?
Oh I'm a coward.
Hey Mr. White. Hey Mr. White?
Oh fuck.
Are you smoking weed? Oh my God.
Wait a minute is that my weed?
What the hell man? Make yourself at home why don't you?
- So what'd you end up buying? - Nothing.
No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.
I don't suppose you could buy two bins?
And just:
Legs in one torso in the other?
Oh God.
I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?
So...
how'd it go?
- You didn't do it? - Not yet.
Oh God.
- Oh damn. I gotta go. - Hey hey.
What? No no no. Come back here.
- Sorry. I'll do it tomorrow I promise. - Tomorrow.
I've got a doctor's appointment. I gotta go.
Look stay away from him. He's awake.
Hey man we flipped a coin.
We flipped a coin.
We're good?
We're very good. We're excellent I'd say.
Oh would you look at that face? Smile peanut.
So who's up for knowing?
It's...
Yeah.
- Girl. - Girl?
- You sure? - Pretty sure.
Oh God. Can I tell you that's exactly what I was hoping.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
You remember you said that when she's 16 and starts dating.
Looking fabulous. Let me see if they're done with the blood sugar...
then we'll get you out of here. I'll be right back.
Who's Jesse Pinkman?
- Jesse? - Jesse Pinkman.
He called just this morning.
- Walt please don't deny it. - Oh yeah yeah yeah.
It says on his MyShout page he attended Wynne.
- Was he one of your students? - Yeah.
He was nobody.
Who is he to you? Why is he calling? What is this big secret...
you seem to be discussing with some druggie burnout?
You don't come home last night until 2 in the morning. You don't tell me...
where you've been. You spent the entire night in the bathroom Walt.
Tell me what's going on with you. Don't you think you owe me that?
Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?
He sells me pot.
- He sells you pot? - Marijuana yeah.
Not a lot. I mean I don't know.
I kind of like it.
Are you out of your mind? What are you like 16 years old?
Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent. What is wrong with you?
Look Skyler...
I just haven't quite been myself lately.
- Yeah. No shit. Thanks for noticing. - I haven't been myself lately...
but I love you.
Nothing about that has changed. Nothing ever will.
So right now what I need...
is for you to climb down out of my ass.
Can you do that? Will you do that for me honey?
Will you please just once get off my ass?
You know.
I'd appreciate it. I really would.
Stop.
Stop in 15 minutes.
Your face is too sharp.
Powder. Powder! Take a powder go on.
Nice. Beautiful talcum powder. Lucky you number eight.
Just meat it's all just a bunch of meat.
Oh Jesus.
You're cool you're cool.
You're all good you're all... You're all good. You know it.
It's fine. It's just a bunch of meat. Come on. You're good.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. You. Yes you. May I talk to you?
Hey hey hey. This is private property.
- Just a minute. I wanna talk to you. - No not interested.
- Come on. - Hey don't touch me. Do not touch me.
All right. Look not touching. Not touching.
Look lady whatever you're selling I ain't buying yo.
Well my name is Skyler White yo. My husband is Walter White yo.
He told me everything.
- Seriously? - That's right.
And just so you know my brother-in-law is a DEA agent...
and I will not hesitate to call him. Not if I have to. Understood?
This is your one and only warning.
Do not sell marijuana to my husband.
- Okay. - I mean it. Don't call our house again.
You stay away from him or you will be one sorry individual.
- You get me? - I think so yeah.
No more marijuana. I can dig it.
You can dig it. Wonderful.
Not that it's any of my business but you might wanna consider...
a different line of work.
Okay.
Yeah yeah yeah. Let's go to your house you know.
Makes perfect sense. Let's completely screw up your house...
so you never wanna spend another night in it. Sure. You know why not?
Yeah and how's about I send over my psycho-bitch wife...
to you know break your balls and threaten you?
God that would be hilarious you know.
And then you know the killer in the basement...
the one who's completely my responsibility...
hell let's just let him live down there.
Just I don't know make sure to feed him like three times a day.
Sure why not? It's been really amazing. Thank you so much for the opportunity.
I always dreamt about I don't know melting bodies.
You got a brother in the goddamn DEA?
- What? - You said you were...
just doing some ride-along. Yes or no do you have a brother in the DEA?
- He's a brother-in-law. - Well there's a load off my mind.
Where did you hear that?
Your freaking wife told me when she was here all up in my shit.
Yeah that's right. She almost caught me moving Emilio.
Good job on wearing the pants in the family.
And why'd you go and tell her I was selling you weed?
Because somehow it seemed preferable...
to admitting that I cook crystal meth and killed a man.
Is that what I think it is?
Yeah. Yeah it is. I smoked a bowl. So what? My house my rules.
Hey no no. Don't give me that okay?
I held up my end. I already took care of Emilio. You're still diddling around...
trying to get your nut up. - Yeah well boo-hoo.
I have the truly awful job here.
You wanna talk awful? You wanna go there?
Try dragging 200 pounds of stink up a flight of stairs.
I barely got him in the bathtub.
Bathtub what? What do you mean bathtub?
Another thing. Why you got me running around town...
trying to find some stupid piece of plastic...
when I have a perfectly good tub I can use?
Oh God.
Hey. Hey.
I'm sorry what were you asking me? Oh yes.
That stupid plastic container I asked you to buy.
You see hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic.
It will however dissolve metal rock glass ceramic.
So there's that.
Okay here we go.
Okay.
Here I go.