[captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education
and nickelodeon]
Beautiful!
Seven days on a tropical island.
This will be our best vacation ever!
Um, cat?
Hey, you pedal, i drive.
But, but, but, cat!
No back-pedal driving!
Huh?
Oh, no...
we are stuck on a traffic island, cat.
Dog ( Echoing ): We're bike-wrecked!
No way!
We'll be out of here
and on our plane in no time.
Come on, come on, come on, you stupid...
We'll just cross when the traffic stops.
I'm going to take a look around.
Well, don't go too far.
We're getting out of here pronto.
Winslow residence, winslow speaking.
Winslow, great.
We're trapped.
You've got to send help.
Sorry, I'm busy.
I'm having a yard sale.
I'll give you a dime
for this yarn ball collection.
No, winslow, stop.
don't you dare!
Sold, my friend.
Got to go, cat.
Business is booming! ( Laughs )
No, winslow!
We need help!
Lousy, stinking rat, rat, rat!
Dear anybody.
Help!
Yours truly, catdog.
We're never getting off this thing.
Cat, i got a surprise for you.
So that's what you've been doing.
Now we gather food for feast.
"No littering," eh?
Dog, this is paradise.
Pretty little piece of paradise...
that's a-where i want to stay.
pretty little piece of paradise...
Cat, did you hear all those other people?
No.
Hmm.
A tidal wave?
A hurricane?
Street sweeper!
Dog, we're in the eye of the sweeper.
Our beautiful paradise is gone.
All gone!
I wish winslow was here.
Yeah, we could eat him.
Hey, is that... Is that bacon frying?
Hear me, almighty black circle of steel-belted wisdom.
Need food!
Hmm... crazy cat.
Dog is king.
Eat the dog.
Yes, master.
King hungry.
It's dinner time, dog boy!
Go for it!
Ah... ah...
Look what you made me do.
Dog, we got to get out of here.
I christen thee the s.S. Catdog.
Aye, steady as she goes, Mr. dog.
Dog!
Look, dog.
We're almost home!
I'm so sorry i tried to eat you.
Well, me too, but we're safe at last.
Waterfall!
Cat?
Cat.
Oh, no!
Dog...
Dog!
We made it!
We're finally in paradise!
Wait a minute...
"Vacation fun!"?
What's so fun about being stuck on a billboard?
This is the way to be.
What?
I feel sorry for those other suckers...
Feel sorry for us.
in the workaday world, don't you, cat?
Yeah, right.
Feel that sand between your toes.
It's something the pigeons left.
What a deal. This is the best time of year...
It's a great deal?
When it's not overrun with tourists.
Beautiful. Just peachy!
Great seats, eh, cliff?
Hey, whoa! Whoa!
Hey, keep it steady down there.
Duh... sorry, cliff.
What you doing, greasers?
Can i play, can i play, huh?
( Growls): I'm tough, i steal nuts.
Blah!
Beat it, squirrel.
I'm greaser to the core.
Go ahead, cut me open and see.
I want to be a greaser!
I am a greaser! I am a dog!
A dog, a dog!
Uh... whew-whew.
T-tick!
Tick!
Whoa, whoa, hey! Aw!
Get him off me.
Tick!
Wait! Come back!
What the... ?
What is it with you dogs and ticks?
There.
I saved your life.
You are an honorable cat
that deserves much respect.
And since you save-ed my life
i will be your loyal servant.
Ew...
Hey, lube.
We just ran off for help.
The tick's gone, right?
Hey, what do you think i am
stupid or something?
You ditched me when i needed you.
I'm with cat now.
Later, greaser dogs.
It fits like a glove.
You know, saving lives sure makes you hungry.
Say no more.
Mmm, sandwiches.
Hey, mutt, i made these for cat.
Why, thank you, lube.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, no, your tongue is no good here.
Oh...
Great job, lube.
( Mumbling ): Oh, forget about it.
( Sarcastically ): Hmm, great job, lube.
Yeah. Great job.
Hmm, a little dull.
I'll give them a razor edge, cat.
Allow me, dog.
A scratching post, for me?
Yep.
I whacked my own leg
so youse could keep your claws sharp.
That's crazy.
Uh-uh-uh-uh, dog, remember.
I did save lube's life.
Paper boy! Paper boy!
Paper boy.
Here you go, cat... huh?
Now you and i are one.
A striking resemblance.
Wouldn't you say, dog?
Hey, catdog.
Back, tiny freak.
Whoa!
Who's the joker?
Winslow, meet my muscle...
Lube.
Yeah, well, step aside, beefcake.
I need something out of the fridge.
Whoa!
Ooh!
Ooh-ooh! Oh! Yow! Ow!
Winslow, corner pocket.
Listen, lube, you're way out of bounds here.
Winslow is our...
( Muffled ): Friend.
Easy there, lube.
Stand back, cat.
He's dangerous.
don't be ridiculous.
Germs!
What are you doing?
Think nothing of it, cat.
I am your loyal servant.
Funny, yet sad.
Higher, we can't see.
I miss lube.
You miss lube, eh?
Well, i know how you can get him back.
You listening?
Yeah, we're listening.
All right, here's the deal.
Cat saved lube's life, right?
Now, if lube can save cat's life
then he won't owe cat squat.
Yeah, yeah.
So all we got to do is try to waste the cat
and have lube come to the rescue.
You're not as dumb as you look.
Yeah, told you.
Eh, who needs that looser, lube?
The greaser dogs, that's who.
Morons.
We're here to waste cat!
Greasers!
( Reading ):
Not while lube's around.
I fall for that every time.
Ah... ah... much better.
Say your prayers, cat.
No...!
Quick, play dead.
Cliff! Shriek!
Nice going, lube.
You saved cat's life.
I did?
Oh, yes, why, cliff would have wasted me for sure.
Your debt to cat has been repaid.
It was?
You can come back and be a greaser.
I can?
The greaser dogs are back in business.
Not so fast!
He's got a tick!
I'm not afraid to use it, either.
If i can't be a greaser, no one can.
Drop the tick, squirrel.
Whatever you say, cliff.
T-t-tick!
Cliff, shriek...
Hang on, lube.
We'll save you.
Hey! It's sucking the life out of me.
One, two, three.
Ooh! Ooh!
Get off of me, get off of me!
Cliff, shriek.
You save-ed my life.
Welcome back to the greasers, lube, old pal.
We sure missed you.
Okay, show's over.
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