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And nickelodeon]
Hey, shrieky, don't you want a piece of this?
I'll sit this one out.
Hey, lubey, baby.
We really pounded catdog that time, right?
Yeah, yeah, right... Who's catdog?
Yo, shriek, what's the matter?
After all these years, aren't you two sick of pounding catdog?
No way.
Well, i am.
I want more out of life.
What more could you want?
We gets to do this forever.
Hey... Hey! I guess it's time
To beat you guys up.
Oops, i made a messy.
Oh.
Uh... Where are my teeth?
That ain't going to happen to me.
I got dreams!
I got plans!
I'm getting out of here.
What?
Nobody quits the greasers.
I gave up a lot to be with you bums.
No more.
I'm going to fulfill my lifelong dream.
I'm going to be a...
A champion figure skater.
You? You?
A skater? A skater?
Out of my way.
It's dream-come-true time.
Go ahead, then!
But remember...
You'll be nothing without the greasers.
We don't need you!
But according to the big book of greaser rules
We need three members.
Yay!
Did somebody say they're going to need somebody?
I can do it!
I can be a greaser!
Okay.
Take that, evil eric.
Cat, quick, i need another quarter.
We've been here an hour, dog.
Let's go.
I can't— i'm on the 57th level.
We're going.
Would you please...
Huh?
It's shriek.
All by herself.
No cliff or lube in sight.
And she is looking fine!
Katerina, give me a double axel
A triple salchow and one of those big chicken burritos.
Hey, big guy.
How'd you like to have the best figure skater in nearburg
Join your team?
Huh, what?
Nobody's better than katerina.
Oh, yeah?
Hmm, i like what i see.
So do i.
Grace, beauty...
And attitude.
Katerina, you're off the team.
Sunshine!
So, when do i start, flopsy?
Tonight in the conveniently timed big skate-off.
Hiya, shriek.
I didn't know you could ice skate.
There are a lot of things
You don't know about me, brown eyes
With some yellow crusty stuff in the corner.
I like your figure... Eight.
Don't you have a litter box
You should be squatting in?
Hey, where are cliff and lube?
Who cares?
I don't need those bums.
I quit the greasers.
Finally...
I'll have a chance for love.
What are we going to do now, huh?
Let's have a rumble.
Let's raise a ruckus.
Let's kick out the jams.
Duh... Duh, no greaser, uh...
Says words, uh, too much.
So, what are we going to do?
Tell me, tell me.
I'm ready! I'm ready!
I'm ready, i'm ready!
Aw, put a sponge in it.
We're going to an ice show
And watch little miss shriek fall flat on her fanny.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the nearburg skate-off.
The action is fast, furious and frozen, and i love it!
You're nothing without the greasers.
Nothing!
I'll show you guys!
We each got you a good luck present for tonight.
I'm allergic, fish breath!
Is that what i think it is?
I don't know what it is.
I just found it in the hallway.
( dreamily ): I'll cherish it forever.
Five minutes, ms. Dubois.
How about a kiss for luck?
Okay.
Let's see, um, our seats are right...
Terrific!
Well, if it ain't cat-butt.
Now, this is a public place, cliff.
Witnesses everywhere.
So, youse came to laugh at shriek, too?
Au contraire.
We came to watch her win.
Ha!
She can't be a winner
Because if you ain't a greaser, you're a loser.
But i'm a greaser— full-fledged— look!
I even got a tattoo.
And now, our final figure skater, shriek dubois.
I'd like to dedicate this performance
To a very special person in the audience.
Gee, i wonder who that is.
I think i know.
Wow, shriek is doing great.
Yeah...
It would be funny if she fell.
Lubey, that's the best idea you've had
Since, uh... Ever.
Let the girl skate.
Hi! Hi!
Hi!
Cat, why is that smoke coming out of cliff's ears?
Greasers, it's pounding time.
Oh, baby!
I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
Sorry, boys, can i treat you to a hot cocoa?
Please!
Go a...!
Whee!
And here are the scores.
A perfect 10.
Another 10!
And a 9.9 from the farburgian judge.
Shriek, you won!
Shriek, congratulations!
Shriek, i was wrong.
You did great.
I guess you don't need the greasers
Now that you're an icer.
What are you talking about?
Once a greaser, always a greaser.
What?
I had a dream and i lived it
But i'm a greaser through and through
So come on, boys!
It's pounding time!
It's our old shriek.
Yay!
Get lost, squirrel.
No... No, say it ain't so.
Oh, so you say 9.9, huh?
Don't you know perfection when you see it?
I'm going to pound you
Back to farburg!
Let's get out of here, dog
Before they remember to beat us up.
Cat, i'm with you.
Hey, guys, how about if i join up with you two?
I've got plenty of room for a catdog
Right here between cliff and lube.
I'm... I'm a good talker and an excellent listener.
Oh, come on, guys.
I just don't want to be alone.
Just one more piece...
Ta-da!
Cat, you amaze myself.
Oh, garbage day!
No, dog...!
Garbage!
La basura!
Ordure!
L'immondizie
Or in portuguese: Lixo!
B-buddy... Stop, dog!
You've got to learn to control yourself!
Don't be ridiculous, cat.
I am in complete control.
Oh... Nice going, dog.
Dog?
Where am i?
I wasn't...
Aah! Aah! Get it off!
What?
We're attached...
We're attached!
Of course we're attached.
We're always attached.
Wha... Oh...
What happened?
You were running after the garbage truck.
Do i do that a lot?
A lot? Oh, i don't know...
How about every single solitary...
Actually, uh... This was the first time
Oh, and, uh... You hated it.
Ooh, i guess i'll never do that again.
( chuckling ): Yeah.
Say, if you want
I can remind you of all the stuff
You do like to do.
Gee, thanks.
What did you say your name was?
Cat— the name's cat.
And this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Okay, now, the first step to remembering who you are is
You love fish.
Ah...
Love fish... Got it.
Oh...!
Lesson number two...
You hate water.
Fish good, water bad... Okay?
Whatever you say, cat.
You see, dog, we have a very special relationship
And we like all of the same stuff.
Take garbage, for example.
Do we like garbage, too?
No, no, no, no.
We believe that garbage belongs in the dump
And we shall never chase it.
Yes, cat, we shall never chase it.
Very good, dog.
Say, how would you like to do something terrific?
That would be... Terrific!
Ta-da!
Dog, you amaze myself.
That's my dog!
Now let's get some rest.
Tomorrow we're visiting the world's biggest ball of yarn.
Beautiful.
And they say head injuries are bad for you.
Heh-heh.
Time for a midnight snack.
Now, where did i leave that wheel of brie?
Ow!
Yuh-oh!
Wha... What happened?
Aah!
I'm attached to a cat!
Hey, pipe down!
You're going to wake up the whole neighborhood, dog.
Who is dog?
What are you, nuts?
You're dog.
I am?
Yeah.
And you're a smart-mouthed
Acerbic little troublemaker. Heh-heh.
Oh, good morning, dog.
Ready for the yarn ball?
What are you, nuts?
What kind of a total geek balls up yarn?
Dog, what's the matter with you?
Zilch— what's the matter with you, furface? Heh-heh!
Did you say, "heh-heh"?
'morning, dog.
How's tricks, furface? Heh-heh.
Furface?
Winslow!
I just helped dog discover his true blue inner self.
Yeah, so back off, fishbreath. Heh-heh.
Come on, dog.
Maybe some fresh air will clear your head.
Oh, look, dog.
Opera!
Jeez, louise!
I thought it was supposed to be over
When the fat lady sings.
You need more fresh air.
Hey, don't waste your money on a big screen, cat.
Just get real close to the set.
Give me a break, cliff.
Hear that, boys?
Cat doesn't feel like getting pounded today.
Guess we got to go.
Uh... I know i got to go.
I'm having a real bad day.
Please...
Sir.
Okay, catbutt.
We'll take it easy on you
Since youse been respectful.
Thanks, cliff.
Yeah, you're a real prince.
Hold it.
Is that lipstick?
In that case
You're a real princess!
Huh?
Dog!
I wish i were his princess.
Catdog!
Look at that... He's wearing rouge.
No, cliff, please.
He's not himself.
In fact, i think he's winslow.
He's sorry, i'm sorry, we're all sorry... I'm leaving.
Bye-bye, cutie pie! Heh-heh!
What...
What happened?
Duh... The tv set
Went bumpy on your coconut.
Duh, i like the coconut, duh... Cream pie.
Hey, quit making fun of lube.
Oh, no. Dog...
Duh... Hot dog with sour cherry soda on top.
Stupid dog, you're freaking me out here.
Oh, dog— your poor sweet scrambled brains.
Get catdog!
Stop catdog!
Yikes!
Duh, i love me...
Duh, i love me not...
Uh... I love me!
Duh, who loves me, baby?
I think we lost them.
Dog, i'm sorry i got you into this
But listen to me, you are not who you think you are.
Duh, am i samuel gompers, famous labor organizer with a funny name?
This is going to be tough.
( speaking slowly ): You like garbage, remember?
You like to eat...
Guh... Oh...
Moldy beef.
Oh, please.
Try it, you'll like it.
And, uh... ( gagging )
Stinky socks.
What do you think?
I do?
Yeah.
Chew, dog, chew, please.
It'll come back to you.
It has to.
Mm-mmm... Garbage!
Hee-hee...
Dog, dog, dog? Is that you?
Are you back?
I think so.
Um, okay, uh...
Look, a garbage truck.
Where? Where's the lixo truck, where?
It is you!
I hate to break up this tearful reunion
But it's time to break up your face!
Cliff, leave us alone.
Catdog, first we're going to catch you...
Then we're going to pound you.
Uh, then, uh, it'll be nap time
Followed by cookies and, uh, juicy, eh.
It's the league finals here at gutter balls and i love it.
Nothing beats the great smell of nachos and shoe deodorant.
Good luck, mr. Rabbit sir...
I hope you drop that ball on your paw, you little weasel.
Ooh-whee! That's the first time in my life i didn't throw a gutter ball!
Uh-oh!
Oh! Yikes!
Aah!
This i don't love.
Uh, duh, what happened?
Why am i am where i are?
What happened?
Have no fear, mr. Sunshine is here.
I hate when this happens.
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