[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]
Radio announcer: Good morning, Nearburg!
Well, that wonderful winter storm dropped
15 inches of the powdery whiteness on us.
The roads are iced over so don't be in a rush
'cause this snow will slow you down.
AH, IT WILL SLOW YOU DOWN
UNLESS YOU'VE HARNESSED THE POWER OF...
OH, HOW SHOULD I SAY... A SIMPLER CREATURE?
OH, YES, I FEEL LIKE JACK LONDON RACING ACROSS THE ALASKAN TUNDRA
AFRAID OF NOTHING!
WATER!
OH-HO— THAT'S SOMETHING... NO, NO!
WET, WET, WATER
MOISTURE, HELP, NO!
RELAX, LAKE NEARBURG IS FROZEN OVER.
GET YOUR ICE SKATES
WHO NEEDS ICE SKATES?
YOU CAN'T GLIDE FRICTION-FREE WITHOUT YOUR ICE SKATES.
IT'S JUST $20 AN HOUR AND A $600 DOLLAR DEPOSIT.
OH, CAT, CAN WE GO ICE-SKATING?
HUH, PLEASE? CAN WE GO ICE-SKATING?
NO, THERE IS NO WAY, ICE IS JUST HARD WATER.
COME ON, KITTY CAT, IT'S PLENTY THICK, SEE?
YOU ONLY WEIGH A QUARTER-POUND!
( crashes ) OH-HO, OH-HO, COLD...
WELL, I GUESS SO.
COME ON, CAT.
DON'T RUSH ME!
OOH, IT'S, UH, KIND OF SLIPPERY... KIND OF SLIDEY
AND IT'S COLD.
OH, IT'S STILL SLIPPERY!
WHOA, LOOK OUT, CATDOG COMING THROUGH!
OH, YEAH?
WATCH THIS!
TA-DAH!
A DOUBLE AXEL?
THAT'S NOTHING— I'M GOING TO DO A TRIPLE!
YA-HA!
OH, PLEASE, YOU WANT TO SEE A JUMP?
WE'LL SHOW YOU A JUMP.
READY, DOG?
WHOA!
OH, EASY THERE... DON'T GET TOO FANCY!
TA-DAH!
WOW— A BROKEN AXEL!
AH... WHAT WAS THAT?
THAT'S OUR HOCKEY PUCK, YOU HOCKEY PUCK!
SO, HAND IT OVER!
AND THEN YOU CAN SLIP-SLIDE AWAY!
'CAUSE THIS HERE'S OUR HOCKEY RINK!
LAKE NEARBURG DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU!
NO— WE'RE JUST TAKING IT!
AH, UH, OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A ONE-WAY TRIP TO FIST-VILLE?
AH, NO, THANK YOU.
STOP, STOP!
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS—
WITH A HOCKEY GAME!
WHAT?
THE WINNER RULES THE LAKE!
( whispering ): DOG, BAD IDEA— WHAT IF I FALL THROUGH THE ICE
AND GET YOU KNOW, WET?
IT HELD THE HIPPO, IT'LL HOLD YOU!
I'LL PLAY!
ME, TOO.
I'M IN!
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS...
WHAT'S A MATTER, YOU'RE CHICKEN?
I'LL DO IT!
LET'S... RUMBLE!
YIPES!
ALL RIGHT— GOAL!
( breathless ): HERE WE GO... THIS IS IT, SO FAR SO GOOD...
BODY CHECK!
OW!
GOOD BLOCK, MERVIS!
AH...
GOAL!
HERE IT IS—
SMASHEROO!
GOAL!
OUCH!
GOAL!
OW... TIME OUT!
ALL RIGHT— HOT COCOA'S UP!
CAN WE QUIT NOW?
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN!
YEAH, THE ICE IS STARTING TO MELT ANYWAY.
MELTING?
MELT... AH— COLD AND WET!
OH, HELP ME, HELP ME!
WHAT A LOSER!
DUH, HE MAKES ME LOOK HUGE AND BRAVE LIKE PAUL BUNYAN!
( laughing ): FORGET CHICKENS, FROM NOW ON
CAT'S THE BIGGEST COWARD IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!
COME ON, HARRY, DON'T BE SUCH A CAT!
OH, WHAT DO YOU SAY, CAT—
IT IS HOPELESS.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GIVE UP.
EXCUSE ME?
DO I KNOW YOU?
HA?
BECAUSE THE DOG I KNOW WOULD NEVER GIVE UP!
AND I DIDN'T KNOW...
THAT'S HOW PIGS AND WEASELS AND BIRDS REACT TO ADVERSITY!
AND AS FOR YOU—
( puzzled ): WHO ARE YOU?
HEY, PAL, I'M JUST STANDING HERE.
OH... WELL, ANYWAY—
I'M TIRED OF RUNNING AWAY
SO FOR ONCE
I'M NOT GOING TO BE SCARED OF THE MELTING ICE!
AND...
I AM NOT GOING TO BE SCARED OF THE GREASERS!
CAT IS RIGHT!
YEAH!
LET'S RUMBLE!
LET'S DO IT!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT—
LET'S GO!
LOOKING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD...
THAT'S THE SPIRIT— GOOD JOB, LUBE!
GOAL!
LUCKY SHOT!
AH!
LUCKY BLOCK!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
OH, YEAH, UH-HUH!
WE'RE BAD!
OH, YEAH!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, OH, YEAH!
THE SCORE IS TIED!
ONE MORE GOAL AND THE ICE IS OURS!
OH, YEAH!
OF COURSE, THERE MAY NOT BE MUCH LEFT.
WOW, THAT ICE IS REALLY MELTING AWAY, NOW.
AND THE WATER LOOKS COLD.
WATER-SCHMATER, LET'S GO GET THAT GOAL.
I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT—
DON'T, DON'T BREAK OUR MOTHER'S BACK!
YEAH!
BOOM-BOOM SPLAT! BOOM-BOOM SPLAT!
THE ICE IS OURS!
YEAH...!
WELL, THAT'S MORE OF A MORAL VICTORY.
HOW WE ARE WE GOING TO GET ACROSS, PATTON?
LEAVE THAT TO ME, DOG.
PHEW, BACK ON DRY LAND.
YOU DIDN'T GET WET, DID YOU?
NOPE, DRY AS A BONE.
MM, THAT WAS
A GREAT HOCKEY GAME, WASN'T IT, CAT?
BOY, WE REALLY SHOWED THOSE GREASERS, HUH, BUDDY?
( with clenched teeth ): AH, YEAH.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
OKAY, RIGHT HAND GREEN.
SPIN, DOG!
DOG!
UPPER PURPLE.
NO PROBLEM, RIGHT PAW.
COME ON, PURPLE.
COME ON.
DOG, QUIT PULLING.
'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO WIN!
HEY, IT'S HERE!
HI-HO DIGGITY!
AH!
OH, IT'S HERE, IT'S HERE!
IT IS FINALLY HERE!
STILL TIME TO WIN.
COME ON, UPPER PURPLE!
I CANNOT WAIT, I CANNOT WAIT.
HE'S OUT OF CONTROL, BUT YOU'RE PATHETIC!
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
YOU'RE RIGHT, I AM PATHETIC.
AW, CHEER UP, CAT
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT... DA-DA-DA-TA-DA!
THIS!
EW, GROSS!
WHAT IS THAT THING?
IT'S A DESICCATED MONKEY'S PAW!
YEAH, IT'S FOR HYPNOTIZING PEOPLE!
DOG, HYPNOSIS IS NOT HIP!
IT'S COMPLETE NONSENSE!
IS NOT.
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WAVE THIS
IN SOMEBODY'S FACE
AND THEY GO INTO A HYPNOTIC TRANCE?
'DEED I DO!
DOG!
I GOT SOMETHING HERE FOR YOU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, WINSLOW?
THESE GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS, RIGHT?
WINSLOW?
LOOK AT WINSLOW.
I TOLD YA!
I WAVED IT, NOW HE'S IN A TRANCE!
SOMEONE OWES ME AN APOLOGY!
OH, YEAH, RIGHT!
HE IS SO FAKING.
WINSLOW!
IT SAYS HERE TO GIVE HIM
A HYPNOTIC SUGGESTION
LIKE, WHEN I SAY "HIPPOPOTAMUS"
YOU WILL DANCE ON A CASSAVA MELON
WHILE JUGGLING DELI MEATS AND SINGING
"TURKEY IN THE STRAW."
I'D LOVE TO LISTEN TO YOU ARGUE ALL DAY
BUT I DON'T WANT TO MISS BOWLING NIGHT.
YEAH, RIGHT, BYE, WINSLOW.
FAKER!
HEY, WINSLOW, HIPPOPOTAMUS!
HIPPO WHAT?
OH, PLEASE!
HE'S FAKING!
WHAT ARE YOU MUGS STARING AT?
AND WHAT'S WITH THIS BALONEY?
OKAY, MAYBE HE'S NOT FAKING.
AHA!
HA! PATHETIC!
COME ON, THE STUPID GUTTER'S TOO BIG IS THE PROBLEM.
AW, BUCK UP, LITTLE OLD KITTY CAT!
WHEN I SAY "BRUSSELS SPROUT"
YOU WILL BE AN AWESOME BOWLER!
BRUSSELS SPROUT!
YES! 306!
INCREDIBLE!
TRY ANOTHER ONE, DOG.
OKAY, WHEN I SAY "RUG BURN"
YOU WILL BE AN AWESOME DANCER!
RUG BURN!
THE CAT HAS DISCO FEVER AND I LOVE IT!
( chanting ): GO CAT! GO CAT! GO CAT!
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, DOG.
HYPNOTISM WORKS!
YOU'RE JUST WASTING THAT HYPNOTISM STUFF
ON BOWLING AND DANCING.
HUH?
WELL, WINSLOW'S RIGHT.
WITH THIS NEW POWER, THE WORLD IS OUR OYSTER.
BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.
WE COULD USE THIS ON EVERYONE.
LIKE WHO?
LIKE THE GREASERS.
DID I JUST SAY THAT?
THAT'S IT!
COME ON, DOG.
WHAT DOPES!
HEY, QUIT LAUGHING AT OUR FRIENDS.
YEAH!
HIPPOPOTAMUS.
HIPPO? I WAS FAKING IT!
HYPNOTISM DOESN'T WORK!
CATDOG'S GOING TO WALK STRAIGHT INTO A POUNDING
AND I'M GOING TO SELL TICKETS!
SHOULD WE WARN CATDOG?
NAH, THIS IS TOO SWEET!
LET'S BUY TICKETS!
BUT CAT, HYPNOTISM SHOULD BE USED FOR FUN
NOT TO HURT THE GREASERS!
OH, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT THEM...
JUST HUMILIATE THEM TO TEARS!
AND THEN MAYBE WE'LL HURT THEM, A LITTLE.
DON'T MIND US, CATDOG.
WE'RE JUST HERE FOR THE SHOW.
GREASERS!
I MUST BE LIVING RIGHT.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
IT'S POUNDING TIME AND APPARENTLY CATDOG NOW DELIVERS!
LISTEN UP, GREASE BONEHEADS!
WE HAVE SOMETHING WE'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.
YEAH, WELL, MAKE IT SNAPPY.
WE ONLY HAVE TEN MINUTES TO POUND YOU.
GO TO WORK, MAESTRO.
WHEN I SAY "MARSHMALLOW"
YOU WILL KISS CAT'S FEET!
MARSHA-MELLOW!
UH, CAT, IT'S NOT HYPNO-WORKING.
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SWINGING IT FAST ENOUGH.
HEY, IF IT'S OKAY BY YOU
WE'RE GOING TO START THE POUNDING NOW.
MARSHMA...
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
GET HIM!
THE GREASERS' BRAINS MUST NOT BE
BIG ENOUGH TO HYPNOTIZE.
I GOT IT!
I'LL HYPNOTIZE YOU!
GOOD, I LIKE THAT, FAST!
WHEN I SAY "SAUERKRAUT"
YOU WILL BE A BLACK BELT KARATE CHAMPION!
SAUERKRAUT!
WHOA!
THIS IS GOING TO COST EXTRA!
TALL ONE, DEFEAT THE CAT WHO CHALLENGES US.
HIS MUSCLES ARE LARGE, BUT HIS BRAIN IS SMALL.
YOU ARE MY BEST WARRIOR!
SEIZE THE CAT!
MY FISTS WILL SOON HAVE HOMES IN YOUR FACE!
SAY GOOD NIGHT, GREASE STAINS!
GOOD NIGHT, GREASE STAINS.
PRETTY AMAZING, HUH?
BUT FOR AN EXTRA 20, I GOT ONE LAST SURPRISE!
HEY, CAT, THIS WHOLE HYPNOSIS THING IS JUST A CROCK!
GET LOST, RAT!
MAKE ME.
FINE.
HIPPOPOTAMUS.
DOG?
HIPPO-HIPPOPOTAMUS!
SO LONG, SUCKERS.
OKAY, WINSLOW WAS FAKING IT.
SO WHAT?
YOU REALLY DID KARATE CHOP THE GREASERS, RIGHT?
YEAH, BUT...
SO, FORGET THE MONKEY'S PAW!
IF YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT!
YOU'RE RIGHT, DOG!
OKAY, I BELIEVE!
SAY GOOD NIGHT, CATDOG.
I BELIEVE I'M THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAT!
THAT'LL WORK.
OH, MAN.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS THING FOR YEARS.
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]