[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]
CATZILLA!
THAT'S ONE BIG, SCARY CAT!
IT'S NOT REAL, LUBE— IT'S JUST A MOVIE.
SHEESH!
HEY, YOU GUYS— YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF I SAW CATZILLA, I'D GIVE HIM WHAT FOR
LET ME TELL YOU.
AH, PIPE DOWN, PIPSQUEAK.
YOU CAN PUSH ME— YOU CAN POKE ME—
YOU CAN RIDICULE MY ANCESTORS
BUT YOU CAN'T DUNK ME IN STALE POPCORN
WITH STICKY BUTTER-SUBSTITUTE.
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.
HUH, I'M GLAD WE GOT RID OF THAT PEST.
NOW WE CAN ENJOY THE MOVIE IN PEACE.
HO, YEAH— HE'S THE MAN.
CATZILLA RULES!
( unintelligible ) NOW— WOO-HOO!
DO IT— YEAH!
( meekly ): HI, GUYS— YOU ENJOYING THE FILM?
OH, MAN!
TALK ABOUT YOUR VIOLENCE IN THE MOVIES.
THAT MOVIE WAS RATED "OUCH."
MY TURN— OOH.
WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THESE GREASER POUNDINGS?
Announcer ( on TV ): We interrupt this program for an announcement:
FARBURG IS BEING TERRORIZED BY SOME KIND OF MONSTER
WHO I DEFINITELY DO NOT LOVE.
AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME
THIS LITTLE WALNUT SHOP WAS NEARLY DEMOLISHED
IN THE WAKE OF THIS HORRIBLE CREATURE'S DESTRUCTION.
WHOA, WHAT'S THAT?
I'M RECEIVING WORD THAT THE MONSTER HAS LEFT FARBURG
AND IS NOW ON ITS WAY TO NEARBURG.
NEARBURG? NEARBURG?
CAN YOU SEE IT?
WHAT IS IT, DOG, WHAT IS IT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
BUT IT'S COMING THIS WAY.
OH, NO— IT'S HUGE AND SCARYISH.
I HATE HUGE AND SCARY.
AND IT'S A CAT.
AND IT'S A... WHAT?
WOW!
DOG, THIS IS JUST LIKE CATZILLA
ONLY IT'S REAL.
GREASERS!
MUST GET GREASERS!
AND HE SOUNDS REAL MAD AT THE GREASERS.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
DO, DOG, OLD THING?
WHY, UH, HEH-HEH—
LET'S GO SAY HELLO TO OUR NEW BIG BUDDY.
GREASERS!
MUST GET GREASERS!
YEAH, HEY— GREAT IDEA.
I LOVE THAT— HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
BUT, HEY, BUDDY— PISAN, COMPADRE
WELCOME, WOO-HOO, HEY— MEOW— HEH, HEH.
HEY, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME— TAKE A LOAD OFF.
AWW, BOY!
THAT'S OKAY— IT WAS FROM THE 99-CENT STORE.
MUST GET GREASERS!
OHH, WE ARE SO ON THE SAME PAGE.
COME— WALK WITH ME, TALK WITH ME.
GREASERS!
OO-HOO, BIG CAT, MY BROTHER—
IT'S TIME WE MADE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.
DUH, 18—
DUH, 14—
THURSDAY...
HEY, NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL RESPECT.
YOU FEED US BEFORE WE POUND YOU.
MAKE IT STOP!
WHAT'S WRONG, CLIFF?
YOU KNOW, YOU RUN LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, GRANNY WAS A TRACK STAR.
( crash )-- OWW!
CATDOG, YOU'RE JUST MAKING YOUR POUNDING THAT MUCH POUNDIER.
SWEET BLISSFUL BENJI.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S CATZILLA!
GREASERS, THANKS FOR COMING.
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR NEW FRIEND.
WE CALL HIM...
"BIG CAT," BECAUSE HE'S VERY HUSKY.
SO, THIS IS THE OLD EVIL LAIR, HUH?
WHOO— GOT TO TELL YOU
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THIS PLACE.
WOW, NICE HOMEY DIGS!
STEE-RIKE.
I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO SAY TO THE GREASERS NOW.
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!
HEY, BIG GUY— WAIT UP.
SO, BIG CAT, YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT AROUND HERE?
NUTS!
NUTS— WHAT KIND OF CAT EATS NUTS?
UH-OH!
EDDIE! EDDIE?
AHH, I KNEW IT WAS HIM.
IGNORE THAT SQUIRREL.
I, UH, ATE HIM FOR BREAKFAST.
EDDIE, BABY!
BUILDING A GIANT ROBOT TO CRUSH THE GREASERS WAS GENIUS.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GREASERS ANYMORE.
THEY'RE NOTHING— JUST GUM ON MY SHOE.
ARE THEY STRAWBERRY- FLAVORED?
SILENCE, MORTALS!
MORTALS? MORTALS?
I GOT A NEW PLAN NOW.
I'M GOING TO USE MY SUPERPOWER TO...
TO TURN NEARBURG INTO A GIANT WALNUT ORCHARD.
NOW, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, EDDIE
BUT THAT SOUNDS KIND OF ( blabbering ).
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, YOU'RE AGAINST ME.
WHOA, LOOK AT THE TIME.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT— WE'LL JUST BE GOING TO...
STAY FOR A WHILE.
Big Cat: THAT'S IT— TEAR IT ALL DOWN, OR FEEL MY WRATH.
MORE WALNUT TREES, MORE WALNUTS.
ALL FOR ME— NUT PASTE TIME.
WHOA, THAT'S GOOD.
HEY, YOU OVER THERE— PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT.
YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, RABBIT-BOY.
EDDIE WAS ALWAYS HIGH-STRUNG, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
YEAH, WELL— HIM AND HIS HIGH STRINGS
ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE TOWN.
DOG, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT CAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, FIRST OF ALL—
WE SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THESE SILLY THINGS OFF.
YEAH, THEY'RE UNCOMFORTABLE.
OKAY, NOW, I THINK...
IF WE ALL JUST STOP RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME, WE'LL BE FINE.
STOP!
WELL, WE'RE FREE, AREN'T WE?
YOU, PLANT FASTER!
YOU, DIG FASTER!
YOU, STAND ON ONE FOOT!
YOU, WEAR THIS SILLY HAT!
YOU'RE ALL UNDER MY CONTROL...
MY CONTROL...
AHEM— PEOPLE OF NEARBURG!
HAVE NO FEAR—
BIG CAT IS REALLY EDDIE THE SQUIRREL.
EDDIE THE SQUIRREL?
AW, MAN—
WE'LL LET ANYONE FRIGHTEN US INTO SERVITUDE.
WHY, YOU!
I'LL...
YOU THINK YOU'RE SCREAMING, NOW—
WAIT TILL I FEED YOU INTO MY NUT-CRUNCHER
AND EAT YOU.
HERE THEY COME.
YES!
UM— ( whistles ), CAT.
RUN!
NUTS!
YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY... WHOA.
QUICK, LUBE, GET ON MY SHOULDERS.
THAT'S IT, EASY DOES IT.
NOW YOU, CLIFF.
NOW, SHRIEK.
OKAY, DOG— NOW YOU.
OKAY, EVERYBODY— HOLD ON.
HEY!
YAY!
YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME, AND I REALLY SCARED YOU
ESPECIALLY CLIFF, BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS LIKE
( deep voice ): "HEY, I'M CLIFF, AND I'M BIG AND STRONG."
HA-HA, HE WAS CRYING LIKE A LITTLE...
UH-OH, SO...
CAN I BE A GREASER, NOW?
WELL, I'LL LET YOU GUYS THINK IT OVER FOR A WHILE.
YEAH, YOU BETTER...
A LONG TIME AGO, IN THE DAYS OF PIRATES...
A FEROCIOUS SEA BATTLE
TOOK PLACE IN NEARBURG COVE.
GIVE IT TO 'EM AGAIN, LADDIES.
AVAST YE SCURVY SCUM, RUN UP YOUR WHITE FLAG!
WHITE FLAG, WHITE FLAG.
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
Pirate Cliff: ORANGEBEARD—
I ORDER YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR TREASURE!
NEVER! ( laughs )
WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT, ORANGEBEARD.
FIRE OLD BETSY!
UH... BETSY, YOU'RE FIRED!
THE CANNON, YOU MULLET-HEAD!
OH!
OH, HOW I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
BY THUNDER, I'LL SEE YE IN DAVY JONES'S LOCKER!
BUT I STILL GOT'S ME TREASURE—
I STILL GOT'S ME TREASURE...
AND SO, ORANGEBEARD WENT DOWN WITH HIS SHIP
AND THE TREASURE SANK TO THE BOTTOM OF NEARBURG COVE.
NIGHT-NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT.
IS THE TREASURE STILL THERE, CAT?
AYE— MANY A MAN HAS TRIED TO FIND IT
( yawning ): BUT NONE HAVE SUCCEEDED.
LET'S GO FIND IT!
DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT
BUT IT'S 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA!
AND IF A GENIUS LIKE MYSELF
CAN'T FIGURE OUT A WAY DOWN THERE, NOBODY CAN.
AH, BUT WHAT IF...
DOG— ONLY A CRAZY KOOKBALL-NUTCASE- LUNATIC-WACKO
WOULD TRY TO FIND THAT TREASURE.
I AM GOING TO TRY AND FIND THE TREASURE!
WE SAW THAT COMING, DIDN'T WE?
GOOD LUCK.
I FOUND IT!
HOLA, CATDOG!
HOLE-AH, LOLA!
CUE-PASSA?
I'M STUDYING THE EGG-LAYING CAPABILITIES
OF THE RARE, HUMPBACKED SEA SNAIL.
NICE BATHYSPHERE.
OH, THANK YOU— AND SHE'S GOOD DOWN TO 20,000 LEAGUES.
REALLY THO—
20,000 LEAGUES?
THAT'S LOW ENOUGH TO FIND THE—
UH, LOLA—
UH, COULD YOU, UH, USE SOME ASSISTANCE?
UH, YOU KNOW, WE'D LOVE TO HELP YOU FIND...
UH— WHAT WAS IT?
SEA SNAILS.
YEAH, I CAN SNIFF 'EM OUT!
OI, MUCHAS GRACIAS, MIS AMIGOS, COME ABOARD.
HUH?
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER ABOUT THE TREASURE?
LA-TER-ER-ER.
( whispering ): IT WILL BE A SURPRISE.
OKAY, CAT, AS ALWAYS, I TRUST YOU 100 PERCENTAGES.
WOW!
LOOK AT ALL THIS NEAT STUFF!
NEVER MIND THAT
WE'RE LOOKING FOR SEA SNAILS.
AND PIRATE SHIPS
YEAH, BUT WE CAN STILL LOOK FOR SNAILS, RIGHT?
'CAUSE I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
BUT I ALSO WANT TO MAKE LOLA HAPPY.
I WANT TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY!
I'LL BE HAPPY WHEN YOU STOP BLABBING, JOY-BOY.
WE'RE, UH— WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN DEEPER?
NO WAY—
SNAILS NEVER GO THAT DEEP.
UH, HEY, UM
I... THINK I SEE ONE WHO MAY BE IN THE "FAMILY WAY."
WHERE, WHERE?
OH, WAY-WAY-WAY-WAY WAY DOWN THERE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN DOWN THIS FAR BEFORE
WE'VE GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL.
TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE THAT SEA SNAIL, CAT.
DON'T WORRY, I—
THAR SHE BLOWS!
YOU SEE SOMETHING?
YEAH, I, UH, IT'S, UH, OOH—
A HUMPBACKED SEA SNAIL, YES
AND I THINK SHE'S ABOUT TO LAY EGGS!
BUT WE NEED TO GET CLOSER.
HEY, CAREFUL, AY—
WHOA, WHOA!
YOU BIG JERK— YOU ALMOST KILLED US!
OH, UH, SORRY.
OKAY, LET'S GET OUT THERE AND GET 'EM!
CAT, YOU'RE GOING TO GO IN THE WATER?
NO PROBLEMO.
SEA SNAILS, HERE WE COME!
HEY, SOME BIG SHIP.
WOW, WHO'D A THUNK IT?
NICE DISCOVERY, LOLA COUSTEAU!
( laughs ): LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SNAILS?
WE CAME DOWN HERE FOR SCIENCE.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE.
WHO IS UP FOR A SCIENTIFIC-TYPE ADVENTURE?
( gasps ): PREGNANT SNAIL AT SIX O'CLOCK!
AY-YI-YI-YI-YI— HERE WE GO.
NOW, WHERE DID YOU SEE THESE SNAILS, CAT?
OVER THERE.
WAIT A MINUTE— THAT'S NOT A HUMPBACKED SEA SNAIL
THAT'S A PIRATE SHIP!
IT IS?
OH, DARN— I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO THINGS CONFUSED!
WELL, SINCE WE'RE HERE, WANT TO CHECK FOR TREASURE ABOARD?
OF COURSE THERE IS, IT'S ORANGEBEARD'S PIRATE SHIP!
THERE'S A TREASURE CHEST, AND IT'S A BIG SURPRISE!
SURPRISED?
UH-OH!
YOU TRICKED ME, CAT!
I CAME HERE FOR THE SNAILS!
SNAILS, SHMAILS, I WANT THE TREASURE!
OH, UH, COULDN'T WE GET BOTH?
I WANT TO GET BOTH.
OH, STOP BEING SO WISHY-WASHY!
HE'S NOT WISHY-WASHY!
WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
HEY!
HI!
CAT!
SO YOU'RE GOING TO BLAME ME FOR THIS, TOO!
NO, I THINK YOU'RE BOTH PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE.
( together ): STOP IT!
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF AIR!
LET'S NOT FIGHT, LOLA, LET'S, LET'S GET RICH INSTEAD!
UH, WE'LL SPLIT THE TREASURE, 50-50!
60-40!
DONE!
EXCUSE ME, BUT WHAT ABOUT MR. GRABBY?
UH, DOG, I WANT YOU TO THINK OF THE GASIEST SODA YOU EVER DRANK
AND THE MELTIEST CHEESE YOU EVER MELTED!
OKAY, I'M DONE— NOW WHAT?
CONCENTRATE!
WHOA!
LET'S GET RICH!
LOOK—
IT'S ORANGEBEARD!
STILL PROTECTING HIS BOUNTY IN THE BRINY DEEP.
A GHOSTLY GUARD, THAT—
WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY HERE, VAMINOS.
TO THE BATHYSPHERE!
PUSH!
AH, UNBELIEVABLE!
CHEESE AND CRACKERS!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A TREASURE CHEST.
WE'RE RICH, RICH— RICH!
AND UNLIKE ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES WE SUDDENLY GOT RICH
NOTHING COULD RUIN THIS!
I ORDER YOUSE TO GIVE UP YOUR TREASURE!
I... GOT A BIG MOUTH!
THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP FOR US, CAT, NOW HAND IT OVER!
NEVER, YOU LILY-LIVERED LUBBERS!
DUH, IS MY LIVER SHOWING AGAIN?
YOU WANT THE TREASURE?
COME AND GET IT!
LET THE BATTLE... BEGIN!
HAVE AT YOU!
THE TREASURE!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
UH, BYE-BYE, PRETTY BOOTY.
HEY—
I FOUND A HUMPBACKED SNAIL!
WAY TO GO, AMIGO!
AND SHE'S PREGNANT!
WELL, WE'RE POOR AGAIN, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN STILL POUND CATDOG!
OH, YEAH?
FULL THROTTLE!
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN CAT!
AH— WHAT THE—?
HEY!
HELP, HELP!
HAVE A NICE SWIM!
HI-HO DIGGITY!
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]