We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the cowardly dog show,
Starring courage the cowardly dog.
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by muriel
Who lives in the middle of nowhere
With her husband eustace bagge.
But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
It's up to courage to save his new home!
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
Aah!
Huh?
Aah! Needs salt.
Eustace, if you'd get me a vacuum cleaner,
We wouldn't have all this dust!
We don't need no vacuum.
You just ain't sweeping right.
I have got the answer to your workaday woes.
You do?
Allow me the honor, sir,
Of cleaning your soup.
My soup's fine! Go away.
Not bad. Still needs salt, though.
Allow me to ask you a few questions
To help fix you up
With the perfect vacuum for your needs.
Do you have mole allergies?
Well, usually, i—
If 2 trains leave chicago at 9 a.M.--
Do you snore? Have itchy eyes?
Hmm?
Mister—
Actually, it's doctor. Dr. Gerbil,
But my friends call me lulu mae.
Dr. Gerbil, if you don't mind me asking,
These questions... I mean—
What in blazes are you asking all this junk for?
Science, my friends. It's science.
Now, are you all alone here
And far from police
Or other law enforcement officials?
Ok. According to my careful figuring,
This here beauty
Is the vacuum cleaning machine for you.
Distant voice: help! Help!
Get me out of here!
Hey! Hey! Is anybody out there? Help!
Take a moment and give a listen
To how smooth this machine sounds.
Madam, this fine machine is all yours.
Oh, my.
I—i'm so happy i could clean.
Don't worry. I've got it all under control.
Everything's going to be fine now.
Huh?
Are you feeling relaxed?
Oh, yes.
Good. Now then...
Aah!
You're free now, finally free.
Oh, my.
How do we get out of here?
Let me lay the ground rules for you.
This is my half of the lint.
That's your half of the lint.
Remember that, and we won't have no trouble.
The things i do for love.
Aah!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Help! Can anyone hear me?
Oh!
It's my lint! You don't touch my lint.
It's mine, all mine!
Oh, my!
This is where they get you.
Aah!
I've seen worse makeovers on tv. Oh!
Yes. Y'all seem like mighty fine subjects.
I'm going to experiment on you
With some of my newest products.
You know, get the bugs out.
You'll be fine.
Aah!
What's the matter with you?
Haven't you ever seen a lady before?
He's doing terrible things over there.
Terrible!
But they ain't getting my lint.
Aah! Oh! Aah!
Aagh!
Aah! Aah!
Too much fat.
Ugh!
Aah!
I'm getting closer.
Ugh!
Oh, my.
Oh!
Aah!
Aagh!
Huh?
Ooh!
Ugh! Aah!
Ooh!
Eustace and muriel: aah!
I'll be back soon.
Now, don't you be getting too frisky, hear?
Oh, courage. It's so good to see you.
Can't you see i'm busy?
Stupid dog.
Shhhh!
Hey...
Aah!
Ugh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ugh!
Ahh, courage, you saved us again.
You're a wonder, you are.
Mm-Hmm.
It's my lint!
What's... Huh?
You don't touch my lint.
It's mine. All mine!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, courage,
You got the mail.
It's an offer for a time share.
All we have to do is take a little trip.
Ok, nap time is over,
You twits.
Aah!
Hey, what did i do?
Darn this rocket. Can't get any picture on the tv.
The following information is classified,
Not to mention vital,
To the security and future of the human race.
Thank you.
Blah blah blah.
I think the man with the shiny buttons
Has something important to tell us.
Huh?
And godspeed.
Oh, my.
How do you change the channel on this thing?
Don't you dolts speak english?
The sun is about to go out. You have to fix it.
Everything you need
Is in that briefcase over there.
Seems like a lot of trouble to go through
For a time share.
That's how they get you.
Got to read the fine print.
If you don't fix the sun,
It'll glow bright red.
Then it goes out.
Big deal.
Well, if someone's going to fix the sun,
It might as well be us, i suppose.
Why won't you shut up?
So do get the sun fixed
Before the clock hits zero, you twits.
No, no, you space monkey.
Press "shift"
And then "enter."
Ha ha ha!
I get them with that every time.
Uhh...
Here we...
Uh...
Oh... What the—
Ooh! Oh!
Ok, rocket boy,
Double-Click the icon
That looks like a little doggy.
Ha! You are gullible.
Hey, give me back my hat.
Lousy space toilet.
What a filthy spaceship this is.
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ooh!
Oh, eustacious baggestein, you—ha ha ha!
Ugh!
Lousy, stinking tube food.
Hey, not bad!
Ohh...
Birds!
Ah, you're seeing things.
More turkey in a tube.
Halifax! Wicky, wicky, wicky!
Mambo time.
What's... Huh?
Aah!
Hey, what you do that for?
I don't know.
Muriel, hear what i say?
Aah!
Ow!
Aah!
Oh!
Aah!
Ohh!
Aah!
Come on. Come on. Set it off.
I think i could use a wee nap.
Ahh!
Of course muriel is acting weird.
She's locked in a tin can with you, isn't she?
Ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ok, ok.
I know exactly what's wrong with muriel
And how you can save her and the sun
From going out all at once.
All you have to do is—
Aah!
What do i do? What do i do?
Ha ha ha!
Huh? Aah!
Stupid space.
Different voice: my name is mastafa al bacterius.
I am inside the brain of muriel.
I have come a great distance
To sabotage your mission.
You humans are not satisfied
Messing with your own planet.
You feel the need to mess with space, also.
Well, if the sun wants to fizzle, let it.
We like it dark.
So get a flashlight and some d-Cells
Because it's lights out,
Space clowns!
Ooh!
Ha ha ha!
Ugh!
Ooh!
Ow!
Ohh!
Ha ha ha!
Wahh!
This dog is a terrible person.
Look what he did. Look what he—
Aah!
Oh, my.
Oh, no!
Eeeeh!
Oh! Ooh!
Oh, my.
Yes!
How are we ever going to get out of here?
Yahoo!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ooh! Hoo hoo hoo! Yippee!
Courage, did you fix the sun?
Mm-Hmm.
Good dog.
Who would have thought
The time share would be on mars?
Nice of the general to send us our house, though.
Birds!
Oh, my.
Halifax!
Wicky, wicky, wicky!
I have not yet begun to fight.
Ha ha ha ha!
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Stupid dog!
Ha ha ha!