We interrupt this program to bring you...
Courage the cowardly dog show,
Starring courage, the cowardly dog!
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by muriel,
Who lives in the middle of nowhere
With her husband, eustace.
Yahhh!
But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
It's up to courage to save his new home!
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
Aaaahhh!
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The lottery jackpot is bigger than ever!
And we'll find out who wins tomorrow!
Whoo-Hoo! That's gonna be me!
Me, me, me!
Bon jour. I am le quack.
I make repairs to the television machines.
I fix your television, oui?
Sorry, but our television isn't broken.
Call me when— i mean if—
Your television goes, how do you say...
Ka-Blooey.
We don't want any!
Maybe we should call that tv repairman.
We don't need to pay no repairman!
Eustace, i don't think you should be playing with—
I ain't playing!
I know exactly what i'm—
What'd you do with that repairman's card?
I cannot work like this.
Shoo shoo! Go, uh, how you say... Away!
Owww!
No peeking!
Owww!
What a lovely stick!
Eustace, why don't you go play fetch with courage?
I ain't playing no fetch with no—
Wait a minute! That stick ain't no stick!
It's half of our antenna!
Stupid dog broke the antenna!
And stay out!
Le job is finis.
Le television is better than new.
Yeah, and i bet you want to get paid!
Oh yes, indeed...
In time.
Hey, muriel! The tv looks great!
So clear! So sharp!
So... Lifelike!
Huh?
Duck is good. Dog is bad.
Duck, good... Dog, bad.
Duck... Dog.
Get rid of dog.
Eustace, don't you think it's time you let courage back in the house?
I am going to play fetch with le dog.
Well, isn't that a lovely surprise!
Oh, my! Eustace was right!
The picture is so clear, so sharp, so lifelike!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Hello, puppy!
Let's play fetch...
Like this!
Good puppy!
Le quack is good. Le law is bad.
Le quack... Magnifique. Le law... Not so much.
Well, howdy owdy odey oh!
Must be slick, must be slippery, must be smooth—
Le quack wants lottery money.
Get lottery money for le quack!
Aahh!
Whoa!
Aaahh!
Well, howdy owdy odey oh!
Golly, a clown!
Good one! You got me!
Heh heh heh heh!
Ooh!
Excuse me, clown ma'am,
But didn't that sound like someone in a wet suit
Coming out of the ladies room inside the building?
Nope!
Oh... Whoop! Hey! Whoa! Hey! Oh, look at that!
Must be slick, must be slippery, must be smooth...
Oh! Ho! Ho! There you go!
Wow! How'd you— ooh! Ha! Ha!
Did that sound like someone in a wet suit taking a bag of lottery money?
No!
Oh.
Wasn't that the sound of the alarm going off
While someone in a wet suit walks out with a bag of lottery money?
Nope!
Well, howdy owdy odey oh!
Nothing unusual here...
Except for that trail of money!
Follow that cash!
Yes, ze celebration!
She is to begin in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Bon jour! Le big bucks!
Qu'est-Ce que c'est?
Hmm.
You pesky little dog! I thought i got rid of you!
What have you done with le money?
Ouch!
I have you now, you dirty dog!
How annoying.
Uh-Oh.
Oh ho, le quack!
So, we got you at last!
Good work, dog!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Tv: and the winner of the nowhere lottery is...
Number 12345!
Huh?
Hee hee hee! I'm rich!
Ha ha, i'm rich!
I'm rich, i'm rich!
Unfortunately, due to a burglary earlier today,
The lottery is down to...
17 cents.
Aaahhhh!
Rotten tv.
They have not heard the last of le quack.
You call getting chased
By a lunatic snowman scary?
Getting shaved head to toe by a mad bomber...
Getting chased by a she-Demon underwater
Got you rattled?
Snowflake!
Grrrrr!
What are these? Your memoirs?
Uh-Huh. Uh-Huh.
You flesh creatures are such pathetic mice...
If i could get around,
I'd show all of you what can be done
Without fear.
Oh, yeah? Everything you say
Bounces off me and sticks to you.
Now, hold it! Don't hit that button.
Now, now, courage,
It's only a little storm.
Nothing to be scared of.
Let's go back to sleep.
Eustace, could you go see who's at the door?
Oh, we don't want any.
What? Who the heck are you?
Now i will show the world the difference
Between courage and fear.
Computer's voice: yes, yes, i'm free!
Stupid body.
I need a better one with more meat.
What is it, courage?
Is eustace ok?
Computer voice: yes, yes.
Now this is a body.
Ok, fraidy dog,
Now i'll show you how it's all done.
It's a daring feat, never before attempted.
Hey, stupid dog,
Some stupid lady is going to get shot
Through the stupid moon to mars.
Oh, no!
She's fearless. She's amazing.
She's mega muriel the magnificent.
Nooooo!
Hey. Hey, wait. Before you go,
Get me the remote control.
Stupid dog!
Had to come and see
What true courage looks like, eh, twerp?
Only mega muriel the magnificent
Would attempt such a feat
While wearing a fur hat.
Ha, ha. That's some woman.
Hey, that mega lady's doing something real freaky now.
Huh?
You'd think that getting shot through the moon to mars
Wearing a fur hat would be enough,
But not for fearless mega muriel the magnificent.
Now she's waiting on the san andreas fault
For an earthquake.
Ready to dive in
When the ground starts rocking and rolling.
Oooohhhh!
There it is, the quake we've all been hoping for.
And in goes mega muriel the magnificent!
Oohh!
Ahhhh!
Look at how scared you are.
Baaaaa.
Now that mega dame's going skiing...
Off the top of the empire state building...
And into a sewer.
Ooohhhhh!
I just don't understand you.
You're scared of your shadow,
Yet you feel the need to risk your life
To try to stop me.
People are such puzzles.
Ooohhh!
Dog. Dog. Over here.
Listen, dog, i know we've had our difficult moments,
But well, it's not like i'm scared or anything,
It's just that if there's an electrical surge,
I could crash, you know, get wiped, zippo.
And with this being a power plant and all,
Just be a good pup and help me get out of here.
Hurry, not that i'm frightened, you understand.
It's amazing! The dog came flying out of the power plant.
What a dog! How did it feel?
Mega muriel, how did you ever come up
With this outstanding stunt?
Not only does mega muriel have buns of steel,
But she also has a heart of gold!
Ooohh!
Ga! Stupid mega woman, picking up a stupid dog.
Don't worry, dog, i'm done being human.
It's boring.
Who's that? Huh? I'm hungry.
You flesh creatures are dull.
Dull, dull, dull.
You can have your muriel back.
Ah, courage, you're memoirs are extraordinary.
So entertaining!
But how does it end?
Hmmm.
Courage, that's lovely.
You're such a good writer.
Mm-Hmmm.
Blah, blah, blah. How stupid!
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Stupid dog!