We interrupt this program to bring you Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show!
Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives
in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bags!
But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home!
Stupid dog!
You made me look bad!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Courage!
The chicken dumplings are just about done.
I know they're your favorite.
Yes!
Eustace, dinner's about ready.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
Hey, Jimmy, you're supposed to catch the ball.
Alright.
He's stuck.
Henry, we have to get him to the vet.
Ah!
Oh.
May I talk with the two of you for a moment?
In private.
Stop.
Ah!
Where's my dinner?
Here we are used to some nice, hot chicken dumplings.
What's with the stupid dog?
And what's he doing sitting at the table?
How did you haven't finished your dumplings?
Is something wrong with them?
Dumpling hogging dog.
Human food's too good for you.
Muriel, from now on it's dog food for the dog.
Honey, you're still here.
You haven't moved since last night.
Why is that dog still sitting at the table?
Eustace, I'm worried about courage.
I think he's not well.
I've got just the cure.
Booga-booga-booga!
I think it's time we took courage to the vet.
You fools let us go!
Don't take me far away!
Don't do it to us!
I know just what to do with the dog, but I'd like to have a moment with him alone.
No need to be afraid, Courage.
We'll be right outside.
Hey!
Courage, where are you going?
Stupid dog!
It's your turn now.
You say too much!
Not humans to see my secret experiment at work.
Greeting dogs in space is the future.
He
still hates sitting at the table.
Out here, all alone, the courage you have.
Would you like to come home with me?
Isn't it grand being together?
A cozy wee family.
I wonder what became of the poor old veterinarian.
Stupid dog!
You did it wrong, just like you painted the chicken coop wrong.
And you did a lousy job repairing the windmill.
You can't do nothing right, ya amateur.
You ought to go to right thing doing school.
Someone who'll make you perfect.
You say it's packaged for ya.
I think it's like bugle.
My bugle!
Gonna fix this thing right up.
Meantime, you oil the boiler.
And do it right.
Courage, why don't you come help me make baklava?
I've never made it before.
Remember Courage,
it's supposed to be thin, crisp and lighter than air.
Lighter than air.
Oh well.
Don't worry Courage, this time you crush the nuts and I'll bread the fish.
Courage,
that table wasn't very sturdy was it?
Go get Eustace and I'll tidy up.
You are a disgrace!
What's wrong Courage?
I don't see anything.
Alright, I'll go fetch Eustace and you tidy up.
That is no way to stand.
I want to see perfect posture.
Shoulders back, chin out, ears up and walk.
Even steps.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Can you walk correctly?
If those books stay in place, you're walking perfectly.
Go!
Not the least bit perfect.
Can you speak correctly?
Now repeat after me and do it perfectly.
The turkey in Albuquerque is positively perky.
No,
no, I said perfectly.
Now try again.
The turkey.
I want a perfect...
Your speech is abominable.
Your walking is a disgrace.
Let's see if you can make something perfectly.
Observe each detail of the drawing and your tower will be perfect.
Look
at the work of another of my pupils.
A perfect pupil.
Perfect.
As you can see, yours is decidedly not perfect.
It's late.
We have a lot to cover tomorrow.
So your last assignment of the day is... Go to bed and sleep perfectly.
Can you do that?
Go to
Stupid dog.
You're late.
Be perfectly quiet.
Sit up straight.
There is going to be a surprise final exam today.
If you don't get a perfect score on this exam, there will be consequences.
Everywhere you go for the rest of your life,
everyone will know that you're... imperfect.
You have to go to the bathroom?
Make it quick.
While you're there, practice brushing your teeth.
Do it perfectly.
There's no such thing as perfect.
You're beautiful as you are, Courage.
With all your imperfections, you can do any food.
Would you like to try some backflip, Courage?
It's more like gum, really.
But you can blow the sweetest bubbles.
Oh!
I'm going to start my own band of cracked horns.
Now,
for your final examination.
Draw a perfect number six.
I don't see a six here.
That's not
half as horrible.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sweet!