We interrupt this program to bring you Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show!
Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives
in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bag!
But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home!
Dog, you made me look bad!
Oh,
playing with your new friend?
That's grand.
Pleased to meet you.
Courage doesn't make many friends, you know.
We'd love it if you'd join us for tea.
I'll let you do an old play.
Such a lovely girl.
My name is Kitty, and I've come from the wrong side of the track.
My closest friend, Bunny, fell in love with a gangster.
He treats her like she's a slave.
My kind of guy!
He's a low-down, dirty dog.
When he found out I was trying to get Bunny to run away,
he threatened my life.
Oh, my poor dear.
Courage!
Let our guest finish her story.
Yeah, shut up, stupid interrupting dog.
I was forced to leave my home, and my best friend, Bunny.
I'm lost without her.
I can't bear to face the truth.
That I'll never see her again.
Oh, such a pity.
Take that mask off, you might see better.
Dogs are evil.
Eustace, let's not mention her mask again.
Tell me what to do.
Let's see the mask if I want to.
Oh, there's my halibut.
See what you can do.
I'll go get Eustace.
Evil dogs.
You fixed the toilet, Eustace.
Good job.
What you hiding from, anyway?
Can't eat the food.
I simply don't wish to face reality.
But, my dear, we all must face reality.
Really?
Like how you sneak extra sweets when no one is watching?
Oh!
Muriel!
And you?
You say you can fix anything.
Muriel, I fixed it.
I'm going to bed.
I've made a bed for you here in the attic.
I hope you'll be comfortable.
Just shout if you need anything.
Eustace, do you think I eat too much?
The mask, lady.
I can fix anything.
Well, good luck, Eustace.
Yeah, yeah.
Good night.
How could you say such things?
Yeah.
Stupid dog.
All we know about this poor girl is she's from the wrong side of the tracks.
To better understand her, try to see the world the way she sees it.
Shut up!
Stupid dog.
Too kitty, love bunny?
Hey!
There'll be none of that around here.
Ain't that kitty's mouse?
You a friend, a kitty and bunny?
Right.
Bunny's in a bad way without kitty.
These two was the sweetest gals that ever lived.
But bunny's guy, mad dog, he didn't like him being so friendly-like.
He's one nasty piece of jealousy.
He and his gang live down the road.
You know where.
After you get bunny out of there, tell her Charlie says, hey.
Oh dear, why is this door locked?
You still wake up.
What?
I need to go to the bathroom, men, and I can't open the door.
Can't open the door, can't open the door.
Can't get no sleep, neither.
This kitty was right about you.
You can't fix a thing.
Oh yeah?
You want some chocolate?
Move your tail, bunny.
Bunny?
They steal what you love the most.
You just kisses in the jungle.
Hurry up that window.
Why me?
Out you go.
Come on bunny, don't I make you happy no more?
Or maybe you're still thinking about kitty.
Okay.
I told you not to forget her.
I take you for my turn.
A two-bit joint and make your class act.
And you want to make me second rate?
If I even smell kitty, I'll bury that toy up.
Hey, you know you're my girl.
Let's go back to the way we was.
You know, happy-like.
Everything's okay.
Okay.
We'll go back.
Let's go.
Get this thing off of me.
Be bolder.
You talk to her.
I'm a friend.
Quit your fang and I'll get you out.
Cheap tools.
Let me out!
Good explode, I am.
Oh, useless hurry.
Huh?
Lovely.
Free.
Cheap rocks.
Oh, what a relief.
Oh, kitty.
Help me before they return.
Hurry, they're coming!
What the fuck?
What in the
world are you doing, man?
Stand back, Muriel.
I can't open the door any other way.
That's all right, useless.
Try this.
Just a bobby pin, huh?
I could have thought of that.
I've decided to cut back on Ms. Sweet's.
She's gone.
What a mess.
Must have had to go to the bathroom.
Oh,
no!
That dog is coming.
Oh, useless.
I'm sorry for the terrible things I've said.
That's okay, Muriel.
Nobody's perfect.
I wonder where Cottage has run off to.
Who cares?
Kitty, but.
I was wrong, Bunny.
Not all dogs are bad.
Now we can be best friends forever.
Thank you for everything.
Where have you been, dog?
We've been waiting for you all night.
Kitty's gone, but she's left something behind.
Eustace has taken a fancy to it.
Boy, it doesn't work.
Muriel!
You got a bobby pin!
Stupid dog!