We sure are glad you could pop over on such short notice and babysit cow.
Where would we be without you, boneless chicken?
Where?
Well, you'd be up a creek without a paddle or
burning your Bridges before they're hatched.
Who can say, really?
Oh, boneless, you always kill us.
Eh, go on.
Will you be needing anything while we're away?
Sure.
How about a spine for my limp and lifeless body?
No, really, I could use a spine.
Oh, boneless chicken.
Oh, my favorite cousin.
Have you missed me, cousin?
I've missed you.
Oh, oh, let's take a little show outside to play catch cousin boneless.
Yeah, I'd love to, cow, but I promised the TV here I'd keep an eye on him.
I know.
We'll play catch now and watch TV later, okay?
Wait!
Let the games begin!
Whee!
Touchdown!
A home run, too!
Hey, you've been practicing, huh?
Whee!
Yahoo!
Hey, kid!
Game over!
Help me!
No!
The hot sun is going to cook boneless chicken!
I've never been way up on the roof before.
Oh, thank goodness you made it, cow.
The heat's really starting to get to me.
Gotcha, boneless chicken!
Oh!
Oh, we're stuck.
I can't argue with you there, cow.
We're about as stuck as it gets.
Mom and dad will never find us.
We're lost.
We're marooned forever.
What about food?
Oh, I'm starving.
Without food or water, we will die.
I don't think anyone's ever died from being stuck on a roof.
I gotta eat something.
Anything.
Oh, oh.
I'd even eat... Bad idea.
Don't move, boneless guy!
I can't.
But I'm so hungry!
Okay, well, this lunch is on its way.
Oh.
Yes, yes.
Come on, you little fishy.
Get in the box.
Oh.
No!
Oh.
The days seem to be turning into weeks.
Oh.
How long we been up here, boneless?
Boneless?
BONELESS!
Ah.
Really?
Is that you, Grandpa?
Ah.
Grandma!
Ah!
We're going to be rescued, boneless!
Oh!
Hey, Mr. Helicopter!
We're here!
And we're alive!
There's a 10-minute tie-up on the southbound 105 and... Wait a minute!
Somebody's up on a roof spelling out something.
Oh!
It says, uh, my cousin and I were playing catch, and I tossed him too high,
and he got stuck on the roof.
And now we need, uh... Need what?
What?
Oh!
Oh, no!
That was our last hope!
Cow?
Wake up, sweetheart!
Dad!
Cow's dead!
Oh!
We're saved!
Grab your cousin and come on down!
I'm alive!
Oh, Mom and Dad!
Oh, I have missed you both so much these long months of being marooned!
Sweetheart, we've only been gone a half an
hour at Chicken's parent-teacher conference.
Oh, I missed you... the most, brother.
Oh, now isn't that cute, Dad?
Sends shivers up and down my legs.
Well, looks like Cousin Boneless is going to be okay.
Cow, we need to talk about your poor grasp of the passage of time.
I was going to wait till your wedding day to
give you this, but I think you may need it now.
It's a clock, Cow.
It was worn by my mother.
Something passed down from generation to generation to all the girls in my family.
Mother gave it to me, and now I present it to you, Cow.
I love you, Dad!
I think I'm going to be sick.
Hey, remind me to never go into the roofing business with Cow!
I know!
Remind me to put myself up for adoption.
End.
Somebody!
Help!
What's the matter, Chicken?
Don't you like my cooking?
Rescate!
Hey, Diablo!
Come on!
I hate that Super Cow!
Super Cow!
I've got to know who is Super Cow!
Think!
I hate Super Cow!
I must find her true identity.
Then I can die happy!
But where would I find her?
How could I get her attention?
I've got it!
We will return to our feature presentation of The Legend of Piles, The Beaver,
after these messages.
Super heroes!
Are your leotards starting to stink?
Are your briefs getting brittle?
Is your cape kind of cruddy?
Then come on down to the Hiney Bow Dry Cleaners!
Where if you're a superhero, your cleaning is free!
Now, whoever brings in the Super Cow outfit is the real Super Cow!
Ooh!
Sounds like I've got my first customer!
Give me a quarter!
I've got to get a nice roll!
I've got pizza!
That's a pizza!
That's starch!
I'll see you tomorrow!
Thank you!
Corncob Man, there's a lot of sick people in this town.
But that Super Cow costume has got to be in here somewhere!
At last I'll find out who Super Cow really is!
Wash!
Oops!
Fabric softener!
Starch!
Bread!
Voila!
Now, all I have to do is wait and see who picks it up!
Can you be helped?
Yeah!
I'm here to pick up that costume!
What?
This?
Yeah!
The one in your head!
Are you sure this is yours?
Yeah!
I got the claim check, do I not?
I'm curious.
What is it you put in these four holes?
Give me that!
I am picking it up as a favor already!
Yeah!
Hmm...
Cow and Chicken's house.
Super Cow must be inside.
But how do I tell who it is?
Hmm, what do I know about Super Cow?
Oh!
She speaks Spanish!
Hola!
Wahahahaha!
Aww...
Hola!
Anyone here?
Speak El español, love!
Oh, I'm so sorry, but I do not understand a thing you are saying.
Bye-bye now.
Hmm...
Help!
Oh, Super Hero down!
Need assistance!
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't do anything.
It's amazing.
I'm just a little cow.
Good luck.
What else do I know about Super Cow?
What else?
Okay, think.
A.
She speaks Spanish.
Two.
She's a superhero.
I'm just a little cow.
That's it.
She's a cow.
Hello.
Did you just say you were a cow?
Uh-huh.
Ah-ha!
Gotcha!
Help!
Help, big waddle, help!
But what could I do?
I'm just a little chicken.
Then get Super Cow!
Yeah, Super Cow!
Without you, cow, I'll have no problem picking on that little chicken.
Well, cow, are you ready for your free steam cleaning?
El Rusgate!
Super Cow!
Oye, donde esta El baño?
I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it!
Ah!
You did it, big waddle!
You saved me!
Yeah, I did, didn't I?
Super Cow!
That wasn't so bad.
Hey, what happened to our costumes?
Someone's going to pay for this!
I take that back.
This is real bad.
End.
Bo!
Anyways, we don't have no trampoline.
Idiot.
Yes, huh?
Wow, this is great, cow.
Where'd you get it?
Hey, come back here!
Keep it flat like a man, cow!
You don't need pants for the victory dance Cause Baboon's better than Weasel I.R.
Baboon makes Star Park 2 I am Weasel!
I.R.
Baboon reigns king in his mind He's just as good as the Weasel he can But round
every corner he's likely to find I am Weasel!
I am Weasel!
I.R.
Baboonrologer Deep Sea Tour Interesting Okay Bon Voyageeleric.
Now I fast to be big shot in Bathyspheres circuit!
I wanted entire life to be captain for Bathysphere.
I am captain for Bathysphere!
Hey, look, a deep sea tour.
That would be fun.
What do you say, guys?
Yoo-hoo!
Mr. Bathysphere Man!
Welcome for tour with Deep Sea of Mystery.
I hope this is enough to get you a bus ticket back to Cleveland.
Oh, thank you, kind sir.
It's the weasel.
It's I am Weasel, I tell you.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
Mr. Weasel!
Yes?
Your advice saved my marriage.
Thank you.
Oh, I am so very glad.
Oh, I love you too, Mr. Weasel.
I named my son after you.
I am truly honored.
Hello, little weasel.
Help!
Oh,
Why little girl have beard.
Well, my mom was a lady and my dad was a man.
Here we add jellyfish fathom.
Jelly not good for sandwich eating.
Here we add dolphin fathom.
Ooh.
Holy mackerel!
Judging by the size and amount of those bubbles, it appears that a bathysphere is
careening out of control to the ocean floor with children aboard!
Ah!
Bonjour, weasel!
My dear old friend!
How can I help you?
Check out the bubbles, Jack.
Sacre bleu!
There are children inside the bathysphere, and the bathysphere, she's out of control!
Excuse me.
That's other.
Coming through.
Yay!
You here for to take away bathysphere license of I.R.?
No, but I'd turn it into the proper authorities if I were you.
I'm hungry!
Hmm...
I.R.
Captain here!
I.R.
responsible for feeding!
But how do we eat them?
You suck!
Mmm!
Banana!
Blueberry!
I.R.
cooked tube worm steak!
Extra rare!
Ooh!
Ew!
Mmm!
His tube worm mucus appears to be a form of high-carbon super-polymer rubber cement!
Yay!
Bonjour, weasel!
You suffer to my authority!
I.R.
Captain!
Not weasel!
Hi-yah!
I do hate it when I'm forced into violence.
Come, children.
I have calculated that if we push the bathysphere into one of these upward
- flowing waterfalls, we will catch the undersea
Gulf Stream current, which will take us to shore.
Ooh!
Ole!
Hi-yah!
A.
license, por favor.
I know.
I have license somewhere.
Ha!
A.
little pause... and we are back.
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