See you tomorrow, cow.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Watch your bending.
Mom says never drive your head into a wood plank.
Mom says.
And I say.
You are an idiot, cow.
So, what are you building?
I cannot believe that you do not see the oblivious.
It's a submarine.
A submarine?
Oh.
I have always wanted to ride in a submarine.
Under the water.
First mate cow ready for duty, Skipper.
All aboard.
Move your butt.
You're mashing it.
This is what I get for having a 600-pound sister.
This is strictly a one-chicken vessel.
No room for two.
Especially no cow.
But cows are excellent submarine riders.
Because we can hold our breath a long, long time.
Watch this.
What are you?
A imbecile?
You don't have to hold your breathe.
You breath the air inside submarine.
Idiot.
Stupid cow.
You could stay underwater for days.
Please, and see octopuses and Spanish gallons and stuff.
And use the periscope to spy on people.
And they won't even know you're there.
Will you stop with the breath-holding of Eddie
and help me get my submarine to the water?
Okay.
Hold it!
Okay, close the hatch!
Remember, Mom said to never nail yourself in a box and drop it in the lake.
Shut up!
A nail?
And besides, this is not no box.
It is a submarine.
Now nail!
Ow!
Hatch sealed.
Submarine ready for takeoff, sir.
Not takeoff.
Shove off.
Shove the submarine into the lake.
Boon voyage, big brother!
How come you're not boon voyage-ing?
Nothing's happening.
Dive!
How come you don't dive?
Cause I do not know how to do that.
How about up periscope?
It is up, idiot!
Hey!
Oh!
You're moving!
Oh, Shane!
Oh, my big brother is driving a submarine!
Oh!
Chicken, stop!
Come back!
Reverse full rudder!
Come about!
All engines stop!
You're disapraised!
Come back!
Super Cow, call the rescue!
Oh!
Chicken, are you alive?
What are you doing, Super Cow?
You busted my submarine!
You were going to land on the rocks!
I was not crashing!
All submarines have parachutes, Cow!
Me tango que ir!
Adios!
Tango que ir!
Adios!
Jeez, what a dope!
Cashed off all lives!
All ashore was going ashore!
Oh!
So, Chicken, how did your submarine work?
It leaks.
And...
Oh, man!
I don't know if I can stand this garbage no more!
You don't like the cafeteria food, Chicken?
Food?
You call this food?
Ketchup flakes!
Ketchup, gelatin, it's all ketchup!
I am sick of ketchup!
I want meat!
Don't you got nothing good to eat?
What's the matter, Chicken?
You don't like my cooking?
Well, that's too bad!
Next!
Um, what do you recommend?
How about my ketchupy fish balls with bits of dehydrated ketchup?
Good!
What do you got that's good?
My specialty, stuffed ketchup surprise!
What's it stuffed with?
Why, it's stuffed with ketchup!
Oh, yoo-hoo!
You forgot something!
That's it!
I can't take it no more!
So, you don't like my ketchup food, Chicken?
Fine!
Then...
Starve!
No food ever again!
For you.
And if any one of you even thinks about giving him any food, then you'll starve,
too!
Yeah, who cares?
I ain't really that hungry anyhow.
Hello, women.
Mind if I sit with yous?
You can sit next to me, big brother.
You're gonna starve, Chicken.
I've starved.
Nah.
Oh, man, I gotta eat something.
You're gonna starve.
Starve!
Hooray, Chicken!
Snap out of it, son!
Ain't no one in our family that starves that easily!
Who are yous?
What?
We're your great-grandma and grandpa!
Now, listen here, Chicken.
Back in our day, when we didn't like vittles they was dishin' up at the
cafeteria, me and grandma here would open up our own little food cart.
Give those pinheads a little competition!
Yep!
Grandma and grandpa's happy meat!
Ain't that right, Grandma?
Oh, man!
Great idea, Grandpa!
Bye now, Chicken.
Say goodbye, Grandma.
I love this gal.
Bye-bye, Grandma and Grandpa.
Who are you talking to, big brother?
Grandma and Grandpa?
Geez!
What are you, blind as well as large?
I am gonna run her ketchup kitchen out o' business!
Wanna try my ketchupy fish balls?
No food for you either!
You're both gonna starve!
Oh, why, that's not fair, Mrs. Bear-dairy - er!
Sue me.
All right.
Take that!
Tell me about this idea.
Okay, here's the poop.
First, we gotta get...
Come and get it!
Ketchup's hot!
Come to Cow and Chicken's Happy Meat, where nothin' is ketchup.
Ketchup on a stick, anyone?
That is right, sir.
Our meat is happy.
Get ready to suck meatloafs to a straw!
Try a knuckle sandwich!
Oh, just kidding.
Hot dog balls!
Get your hot dog balls!
Oh, children!
I've got somethin' that kinda looks like meat.
Honey-roasted faux ham a la ketchup!
Ooh, that steaks good!
Well, how about ketchup on the half-shell, hmm?
How about ketchup on my hand?
You kids know what time it is?
Ta-da, sugar!
It's time for Bobbin' for Meatballs!
Don't ask where those came from.
The Red Light Special!
Reel out the catapult cow, cause we are servin'... Pork butts and titties!
Poo!
Well, chicken, looks like Happy Meat was a success.
Except it cost us more than we made.
Oh, well, it was worth it.
We showed Mrs. Honey-Bow what real food is.
Dang!
We forgot to eat!
What do we got left?
Nothing.
What?
Man, I'd eat anything!
I'm a failure.
Look at me!
I can't even run a lousy school cafeteria.
Oh, we made her cry.
She deserves it.
Oh, come on.
Is it open, Mrs. Belgaria?
What?
You want to eat here?
Dare I ask what you got?
For you, too?
Oh!
Let's see.
The original is always best.
Oh, all right, all right.
How much?
How about 14 bucks?
Hey, that's not... All right, 14 bucks is fine.
Oh, they like me.
They really like me.
Well, Grandma, looks like another case solved.
Honey, you're the greatest.
End.
Mom says you got to play with me.
Want to play mock, kitty-bass?
Mom!
May I please kill cow?
You don't need pants for the victory dance Cause Baboon's better than Weasel I.R.
Baboon makes Star cartoon I am Weasel!
I.R.
Baboon reigns king in his mind He's just as good as a weaselly
con But round every corner he's likely to find I am Weasel!
I am Weasel!
Power of odor.
You're kidding.
Make me laugh.
This is place.
Place is everything I are.
A little bit country with big city convenience.
Shoo!
Come forward to getting it!
Egg farming.
Good business.
Are you happy to be contentment?
Ah, a bell of money.
Why are you in it?
I am ridding you now.
Branding!
Mayor speaking.
Stinky!
The whole world is stinky!
Stinky!
Fellow suffering citizens, it has come to my attention
that our town is overwhelmed with pig stinkiness.
Eww.
As your mayor, I will personally evict this offensive pig
farmer and make him take his stinky other white meat with him.
To help us get through this time of need, I will provide
each and every citizen with a pine-scented air freshener.
Ah, he can't.
Forget me, I am weasel on the double.
Quick, I mean.
Excellent.
I am weasel.
Mayday!
We have martyred the governor of Britain!
It's me!
I understand.
Hesitation is not an option, Mayor.
Mayor.
Mayor?
Mayor!
We need you here today!
Monsieur has one last slip!
This is INSANITY!
I'm sorry!
This is INSANE!
I'm going to have a very stern talk with the
person responsible for this overwhelming stench.
Holy mackerel!
That's some strong stench!
This requires more drastic measures.
No trespass against us!
These organic pigs!
No chemicals!
Oh, sorry to have disturbed you, sir.
I are due!
I.
Are.
Like.
Perfection.
Oh, it not same!
Smell not good as pig!
We find place where people appreciate us!
Maybe Los Angeles.
Number of the head on Lexa, errr.
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