Hello, drool buckets.
Hi, Butch.
Were you two going somewheres?
No.
No, Butch.
We weren't going nowheres.
That's great.
I was hoping you two scads could hang around for a while.
I.
wonder what we did to upset Butch this time.
Whatever all it was, it must have been pretty bad.
He usually only raises us up a half-mast.
How's it hanging, ladies?
I'll take over from here.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Move it or else.
Or else what?
Humph!
Hey, chuckles.
Don't you think the old snow in the face move is a little old?
My grandma taught me that when I was still in diapers.
Yeah, that was the smart move.
Manure breathing?
Then tell you, sister!
I'm from Scots to...
Right out of your head!
Hey!
Randy!
It's my locker now.
Yours is over there.
Looks like someone finally came along and put Butch in his place.
Oh, I think it's kind of sad.
Don't forget, Butch has been your bully since kindergarten.
Yeah, that's right.
Y'all know where you're staying with Butch.
You the wimp, he the bully.
Yeah, and Butch always came up with such original bullying technicues.
Remember that time up in Dead Man's Bluff?
Why do I... Well, ladies, it's all downhill from here.
Bon voyage!
My bottle was swollen for two minutes.
Two weeks?
Mine, too.
It's just not the same, is it?
Yeah, Jimmy don't have that je ne sais quoi of bullying like Butch does.
Hey, Scarsdale!
Huh?
Can't you come up with anything more original than nose-twisting?
I'm coming in.
What?
I'm sorry.
I can't understand you.
You got a banana in your mouth.
This is terrible.
How can you two just sit there and watch this happen to poor Butch?
Cal's right, Flim.
Butch may be a bully, but he's our bully.
And we gotta help him.
Come on!
Let's go.
How come you're on top, Cal?
Cause I'm the tallest.
Wait till Butch hears about this.
Hey, Mr. Woman.
I've been thinking about what you said yesterday.
And I decided you ought to talk a lot less.
Are you gonna rip the molars out of my head?
Open your pie hole and...
This looks like payback time.
Oh!
Oh, my gosh!
Let that be a lesson to the two of you!
Being a bully is bad.
And... Oh, oh, my gosh!
Oh, no, no!
Come on!
Oh!
How can you two just sit there Come on!
Oh, no, no!
All right, now I got it.
I guess that leaves me as the new bully.
What?
And...
Oh, it's me.
I just decided that things are going a bit too smoothly.
And I'm gonna mess it up!
And it'll only cost a quarter!
That's it?
This stupid change machine?
I put two dimes and a nickel, and it gives me one quarter!
What a jip!
Can we play this one?
No, that's for babies.
Ooh, blisters the mouse dolls.
Can we get one of these?
No.
Time Rover.
Anywhere in history for three minutes.
Only 25 cents.
Cool.
Time Rover.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Great.
You probably broke it now.
Seat belts?
Check.
Helmets?
Check.
Ignition?
Check.
Ah!
Sheesh.
Well, that was close.
We was nearly eaten alive.
Oh.
What?
I don't see nothing.
Hello.
Oh, so glad you could come.
Where are we?
Oh, this is where it all began.
The primordial soup!
Ah!
Ooh.
All of history crawled out of this bubbling cauldron.
Ooh, don't get too close, chicken.
Watch your step!
Anything that falls in there will change all of history as we know it.
Oh.
So, uh, like, if I was to Chuck my chewing gum into this, uh, primordial soup... Ah!
it would change history?
Oh!
That's right.
And there's no telling what might happen.
If I were to drop this in the primordial soup.
Ah!
Oh, just think of the havoc this little sucker will play on history.
Watch out, chicken!
Ah!
Oh, a quarter!
Even better.
Ah!
Ooh.
It's going to go back without us.
Goodbye.
Bon voyage.
And don't forget to change your underwear!
Oh!
Helmets.
Thank you.
Safety boots.
Phew.
Huh?
Oh.
Huh?
Oh!
Oh, everyone's a quarter-head!
Oh, we've got to go back in time to just before I drop
that quarter into the primordial soup and stop myself.
Mmmmm.
Ooh, just think of the havoc this little sucker will play on history.
Ah!
Ooh!
Ah!
I just can't wait to check out utterhead people in the future.
Shhh!
Hey!
Help!
Aw!
I must save myself!
But what can I do?
I know.
Ah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah!
Huh?
Super Cow!
All rescatte!
Tomo!
Oh!
Oh, thank you, Super Cow!
Oh!
What happened?
Hola, malo más que malo!
Yah!
Super Cow!
Numero dos!
All rescatte!
Go Super Cows!
Yah!
Tomo!
Y toma otro!
Y tropa!
Oh!
I think I'm seeing... the ball.
Play cool, Super Cows!
Viva Super Cows!
La machina de tiempo!
Corre!
Hey,
thanks again for saving my butt back in the pack.
Yes, with that naked guy and that whole primordial soup thing.
Oh, no sweat.
I wonder what that soup tasted like.
Ooh, it looked disgusting to me.
Me too.
Hey, Mom!
I ate all the cereal!
There's nothing left for me!
It wasn't me!
It was me!
I ate all the cereal!
Did not!
Did too!
Not!
Did too!
Look, Dad!
Our children is twins!
Well, that just beats all.
And...
Hello!
Anyways, we don't have no trampoline.
Idiot!
Yes, huh?
Wow, this is great, Cow!
Where'd you get it?
Hey, come back here and fight like a man, Cow!
You don't need pants for the victory dance.
Cause Baboon's better than Weasel.
I.R.
Baboon makes Star Cartoon.
I am Weasel!
I.R.
Baboon reigns king in his mind.
He's just as good as a weaselly con.
But round every corner he's likely to find... I am Weasel!
I am Weasel!
Ping-pong at sea.
Arr, Matey!
Hot... tooey!
Joe Morocco slams the ball and Gibby Garbabi returns the
serve like the expert ping - pong champion that he is.
You're watching Globe of Sports, pay-per-view ping-pong
tournament coming to you direct from Wolverine Lake.
Sponsored by Liquid Bread.
When you're half-dead and you need to be fed... Liquid Bread.
The score is tied in this pay-per-view exclusive.
The proceeds for this charity event will benefit the Rogue Women's Naval Auxiliary.
The money will help buy these old lady sailors new eye patches and peg legs.
A very good cause indeed.
Joe Morocco is getting aggressive.
He's hammering Garbabi.
Morocco attacks.
Morocco scores!
Bad move you make.
Open eyes, idiot!
I better than they.
All I are need.
Is chance.
Beat both player with single hands.
Gibby Garbabi serves.
Oh, the humanity of it all.
This is terrible.
Gibby Garbabi is down.
This is the worst ping-pong accident I've ever seen.
In all my days of ping-pong sportscasting.
Garg!
What am I to do?
Without another player, here our fundraiser goes straight into the drink.
We need a replacement.
Help!
Replacement!
Replacement?
I are must be replacement.
Me, me, me!
I are ping-pong star!
Excuse me, ma'am.
But I'm a ping-pong professional.
Well, get on over here, Mr. Weasel.
Thanks for that hip replacement surgery you gave me.
You're a peach.
Why should take Weasel for ping-pong?
Pirate lady should take I, a baboon.
I win game, not Weasel.
Ah, this is the life.
Me?
I won a free trip to Fiji?
I've never won anything in my whole life.
Oh, wow, this is exciting.
You know, my mother won a goldfish in a bag at the state fair once.
Oh, this is really when I was four years older with you.
Oh,
my God, you know?
what have you got to do with that?
you want to be a good father, you want to be a good mother...
It's not about being a good father.
A nice job.
You're a wonderful mother.
And?
I are best at ping-a-pong.
I are score!
Great serve, Morocco.
Point goes to Weasel!
Weasel scores again!
And again!
You cheat, I cheat.
Eee!
Two paddle.
Point goes to...
Could I get your autograph, Mr. Weasel?
Why, certainly.
Oy!
Time out!
Must win!
But how beat Weasel?
Knock-knock.
Occupado?
Nampier for now.
Weasel, one of a man-knee-egg-sucker... egg-sucker!
That's it!
I-a make Weasel suck egg!
And I-a win!
Stop being a jerk and serve the ball, moron-o!
Why not Weasel suck egg?
You supposed to be egg-sucker.
My parents used to suck eggs.
I guess it's just human nature to rebel against the folks.
Don't you agree?
I couldn't say.
All I know is that man is disqualified!
I disqualified?
We only allow regulation ping-pong balls made from great fat ping-pongs!
Take him below, girls!
And bring a couple of ping-pong paddles with ya!
Mercy!
Have mercy for I-a!
You're a mighty one, Weasel!
Thank ya!
You can be my cabin boy.
You can be my cabin boy!
Weasel.
You can be my cabin boy!
LOADED.
And now, we're back... a -a-a-a-a-a-argh!
Ha ha ha ha ha!