Oh, there's another.
Another.
I hate this stupid game.
That is cause you are not counting rocks.
You gotta count rocks to play count the rocks.
See, there's another one.
Whoopee.
Hi, Mr. Policeman.
Oh.
What's that noise, Dad?
Uh-oh.
Looks like a law enforcement officer's on our tail, Mama.
We'd better pull over.
License and registration, please.
Certainly, officer.
You two in the back, step out of the car!
Open your pork traps.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Is everything okay?
No!
Everything is not okay!
Look at these teeth!
They are an abomination!
What's going on, Dad?
Well, Mom, these kids need braces.
Right now!
I don't think... You don't think what?
What are you people, a bunch of communists?
Listen, Dad, helping freaks of nature like your kids is my goal.
I am an orthodontic policeman.
A what?
As an orthodontic policeman, it is my duty to cruise the nation's highways,
sniffing out deformities in the mouths of this great country's children.
This won't hurt a bit.
Secure the patients!
Patients secured.
Comfy?
Now, kids, be brave little soldiers.
You think this is okay?
He is an orthodontic police officer.
Success!
Are you sure about this?
Of course I am.
I'm a professional.
Or my name isn't Officer Pantsovsky.
Gotta go.
Thank you, Officer.
Just doing my job, ma'am.
Everyone is going to laugh at us.
Quit whining.
Hey, man.
When it rains, does your mouths rust?
Where's the train railroad, Faces?
Yoohoo, metal nose.
Hey, look, it's Earl.
Hi, guys.
Hey, what happened?
I was on my train for work and I got pulled over by the orthodontic police.
The thing is, I already have braces on anyway.
Good morning, teacher.
I was on my way to school when I got stopped by the orthodontic police.
I had no idea I needed braces.
Nothing on the planet is more important than straight teeth.
At least that's what the pantsilist policeman said.
This ain't right.
Teacher always had beautiful teeth.
We gotta do something.
Yeah?
You too?
What kind of animal would keep a policeman from his donut?
It's up to us to stop this mean duck.
Did you hear that?
I wonder if Grandma and Grandpa need braces too.
Well, how do they choose?
What?
You call those dentures?
Voila.
Oh, what are we gonna do?
I know.
Uh, so, when do we get these things off?
Oh.
You wanna know when you can take off those mean old braces, huh?
Never!
That permanent!
Shut up!
Hey, Mr. Danzovsky!
Rescue!
Oh, another satisfied customer.
My work here is done.
Gotta fly!
Not so fast, police!
Oh, it hurts!
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, but did you wash your hoops before?
Oh!
There.
That's the last one.
Okay, I did what you said.
I removed all the braces off everybody.
Now can you take off mine?
Fine!
That was a deal!
Oh, I wish we could, but we have already rented you out as a satellite tracking dish.
Is there a real orthodontics in the house?
And...
I hear they is building a new indoor swimming pool.
They're just pulling the wool over our heinies.
They're really building a dungeon for bad kids with too many detentions.
It's a conspiracy, I say.
A clever rule.
They're coming for us.
Coming for us, I say!
A dungeon?
Wow, what a cool job!
I bet I could drive that thing.
Only if you have a Class AA operator's permit, which is much harder to obtain
than a light machinery permit, but necessary, as you
will be operating the Dear John 2000 Planet Pounder.
Y'all know that since your sister got her new glasses,
it's almost as if she's more smarter or something.
Can you help me with my homework?
Can you teach my frog to whistle?
Hey, Cal, can you show me how to make stupid armpit sounds?
My friend Cal's a genius.
It must be those new glasses will make her so smart.
Man, wearing glasses sure made your sister intelligent all of a sudden.
Yeah, at least there's one.
One Einstein in the family, huh?
You know, well, I might be needing glasses, too.
You can't get glasses unless the eye doctor says so.
You need a prescription.
Yeah?
Then I'll get a subscription.
Oh, well, you've come to see more butt of you.
You've come to the right place.
Read them and weep.
Let's see, um, a hundred-yard dash to the bedroom
by Willie McGeat, uh, illustrated by Betty Wont.
Rusty bed Springs by I.P.
Free.
That is a pretty weird chart, Doc.
You let little kids read that?
Oh, tell you what, let's make it a little easier on you, feller.
Try this!
Uh, four score and a hundred years ago, my dad
bought me a fuzzy pickle from the slurping group.
Hey, what do you think, Jack?
I think I need a new prescription.
I'm gonna fit you with some glasses.
This won't rust for very long.
Better or worse?
Worse.
Worse or worsey or worse-est!
Horrible!
Ah!
Oh, there you go.
Okay, four eyes, you're all set.
Our strongest prescription.
Man, I think I'm already feeling myself get smart.
Thanks, Dr. Butz.
And that is why they put the word whiz on the can.
What's a spleen?
Well, the spleen is the part of the body that...
The spleen are an aggressive alien race from the
gamma-beta-carotene star system who plan to take over the Earth.
Wow, Chicken's smart now.
Hey, Chicken, can you help me with my math?
Here you go, Jack.
And you can't help but shout.
Gee, thanks, Chicken.
Of course it is a widely known fact that the first
man on the moon was actually Poopy the Clown.
Although Poopy was not the first clown in space, in clown circles he is most revered.
But how come you are wearing glasses too?
You think they'll make you smarter?
They is making me smarter, dummy.
You are just jealous.
Now, let me go, or I will tell everyone you milked the bed.
So, anyways, the Earth really is flat, as well as the other 37 planets,
thus making our solar system look like a giant corn collection.
Ah!
That's it!
What is it?
Chicken can use his real high intelligence to operate the
big machine and destroy the dungeon before it's finished!
It's up to you to save us, Chicken!
Give our love!
Uh... save us, Chicken!
Yeah, Chicken!
You... um...
Save us?
Yeah, save us!
Save us!
Scathlagger, you're going to get hurt!
Come on, Chicken!
Save these kids from the evil school dungeon!
All right!
This dungeon is toast!
Oops!
There goes the sandbox!
At least he didn't hit the...
basketball courts!
Oh, no!
Chicken is heading for the Rancho Tumores nuclear power plant next to our school!
No!
Mmm!
Check it out!
Super Cow has glasses just like us!
Like Cow does!
Super Cow, a la rescate!
¿Qué te calvo, Armando?
¡Súper Cow!
Mmm...
I'm afraid I'll have to give you detention for this... nuclear thing, Chicken.
Not only did you level the school, you blew
up the indoor swimming pool we were building.
Thanks loads, Larry.
Hey, Cow, I appreciate you not telling Mom and Dad about that, uh, nuclear incident.
Mmm...
What are you doing, Cow?
Oh, Mom bought me these new fashion contact lenses that go with my muzzle color.
Now I'll be really popular.
Yeah, I'm happy for you, Cow.
That does nothing for my popularity.
I know.
I will get orthopedic shoes and run for class president.
Or maybe braces, yeah.
Or both!
And...
you must be this tall to ride.
Aw, dang, I'm too short!
Hmm?
Oh, this is great, right, Chicken?
Yeah, great!
Hey, hey, hey, remember the time of my life!
Oh!
You don't need pants for the victory dance Cause Baboon's
better than Weasel I am Baboon, big star of Katoos I am Weasel!
I am Baboon, rain's king in his mind He's just as good as the weasel he's kind But
round every corner he's likely to find I am Weasel!
I am Weasel!
Disease fiesta.
This better not offend me.
Eww!
Boring, boring, boring paramecium.
I, uh, hate all same-looking, could-train - monkey-for-this-job-doing.
I'm afraid this is the end of my career.
This is the worst case of Athlete's Face I have ever seen.
Why is always Weasel getting work for exotic cases?
Why not sometimes IR get to try finding your ring?
Excuse me.
The mold between your toes has inspired me.
Perfect.
Oh, gee, thanks!
Thanks a million, Dr. Weasel!
How could I ever repay you?
Ah, ugh!
Dang it!
I'm sorry!
I hope you're not hurt!
Not too worried.
People with Athlete's Face have no control over their forehead.
I'll be back in a few hours.
Don't fret.
I will find a cure.
At last!
Big chance I get.
Now I are finding curing.
Are you better than weasel?
Are you finding curing?
Celebrating?
Holy mackerel!
What have you done, man?
Are you make big science breakthrough?
Find a cure?
Imagine each face?
You call this a cure?
You have unexpected side effect.
Quick!
Give me that flit.
You just want to steal formula of I.R.
Baboon.
This cure makes mankind more better.
It's helping people.
Look!
Already patient surrounded by loving friends.
I'm winning!
I'm bringing new discovery to world.
I.R.
Baboon!
No!
This is insanity!
Why cry, are you?
I need construction workers to help me finish the skyscraper.
But no one will work for me.
Why no one work for you?
Because I'm a jerk.
I.R.
help you.
This is supposed to help me.
Hold in your horses.
See?
Now you have many jerks for finishing your building.
Don't worry.
I'm a doctor.
Say, ahhh.
A-ahhh!
Hmm.
Well, at least it's a homo sapien.
That's a good start.
I still feel kind of weird, Mr. Weasel.
You have look of depression.
Why, that's very perceptive of you.
I am feeling a little low.
Why that?
Well, I'm lonely.
I have no friends.
I fix!
Oh, great.
Now I'll be the life of the party.
Now you are party.
See?
Never be lonely again.
All right, gentlemen.
Stay where you are.
Well, at least I've made some progress.
Oh.
I think, I think I'm gonna hurl.
What's the matter to you, little girl?
No one will play basketball with me.
They say it's because I'm a girl.
I'm sorry.
You mean you play with me?
No, you play with youse.
Play ball!
Look what that bad man did to me.
Bad man?
Stop.
I have found the antidote.
It is a little-known property in generic lime gelatin.
Please, allow me to spray you all.
All set?
Hooray!
Here you are.
Wow.
Nobody like me now.
I not have friend in world.
Oh.
Ah.
Oh.
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