Hey, hey, chicken.
Why did I ever follow you?
Oh, chicken.
Big brother, I have a question.
What is wrong with your brain, cow?
Um, how come those cows are following each other even until they fall off a cliff?
You'll find out.
Find out what?
Well, you know, cows do it sooner or later.
Do what?
Tell me!
I wanna!
Please!
That okay, cow don't have a stroke?
You know, it's something that happens.
Something that happens to all young cows, you know, when they reach a certain age.
It is called a herding instinct.
Herding instinct?
Oh!
Think I'll get one?
Oh, eventually, when you start commensurating.
I think I'm getting one now.
Susie, guess what I may be starting to do.
Promise not to tell.
Well, I may be herding soon.
Have you started herding yet?
Seems like only yesterday we started kindergarten.
And now, I'm gonna herd.
You know, I think maybe tomorrow, I'll just wake up and start herding.
I think I feel a herding instinct coming on.
Whoa!
What are you doing, man?
I'm herding.
Help!
Help me!
I heard!
Wait a minute.
Cows can't fly?
Aren't you glad?
I'm herding!
I think this be our lucky day, Enoch.
No bluegill today.
This is so heavy.
Tonight, we eating whale!
Excuse me.
I've got to go herd.
I gotta cut down eating these worms.
Hey, we took a direct hit.
We're dead.
I'm a ghost.
Oh, I'm too young to die!
I want to live!
Hold your fire!
Just what in the name of Uncle Sam's undershorts do you think you're doing?
I'm herding?
You blotchy-hided bag of cheese!
This ain't herding!
That's herding!
Oh!
Thank you, sir.
Hi, I'm cow.
I herd.
So, you guys want to play?
Anyone for jump rope?
So, what do you guys do when you herd?
No, we pluck!
Peack!
You... .
Hey!
This is just grass.
And you know what else?
Herding bites big wind!
So, cow, how's that herding instinct thing coming along?
Well, I think I figured out I'm just too young to herd.
I'm a big fat failure at it!
Hey, I could've told you the big fat pot!
You depressed cow, cause you know what?
I made your favorite dinner.
You kids put your blindfolds on, cause you know what time it is?
Oh!
Meet Pinata time!
Come on, cow!
Oh, you're getting warmer!
You know what, Mama?
It's times like this that make me proud to be a man.
Me too!
Ha ha ha!
End.
back.
to the little bus that could, but wouldn't.
You.
promised you'd watch me do my dance routine today.
You promised too, Tiki.
Aw, geez Louise, not again.
Are you sure you're ready to perform for us, dear?
You might want to practice a little more.
Yeah, yeah, practice.
Oh, but I've been practicing and practicing and practicing for years.
If I'm not ready now, I'll never be ready.
Well, dear, sometimes never being ready is the best kind of ready to be.
Dad!
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Ohh.
Now isn't this a little slice of cow pie?
Saddle, saddle, there there, sweetie... Ha ha ha!
We'll watch your dance.
Ow, I'll get my music.
Oh, everybody, sit down.
Yeah, everybody sit down.
Peek, peek, peek.
Bzzt!
Bzzt, bzzt!
Bzzt!
Bzzz!
Don't take my wrecking ball, Mr. Repo Man!
Oh, please, please, please, please!
Uh, sorry, Mr. Slacksoff.
Sorry won't cut it, man!
If you take my wrecking ball, you take my livelihood!
You missed 43 payments.
You haven't paid your bill in four years.
And... What's your point?
Wait!
Come back!
Wrecking is my life!
How can I wreck a home with no wrecking ball?
Geez,
face it, cow, you're advancing disaster feet!
No, you're right, chicken.
I'm a failure, and I'm only seven years old.
Anybody alive?
Anybody alive down there?
Oh, sure, we're fine.
We've been meaning to remodel the place anyway.
I could not help but notice this fine cow's dancing.
You brought the house down!
Allow me to introduce myself.
Irving J.
Slacksoff.
Talent scout.
It says here, home wrecker.
Home wrecking is my talent.
Mr. Slacksoff?
Yes, cow.
You're standing on my brother.
Ew, I stepped in chicken.
Have you ever considered show business?
I can use a talent as...
hefty as yours.
Oh, oh, thank you, Mr. Slacksoff.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Well, I can see it now, cow.
You'll be famous.
People will pay to see you!
I mean, dance.
I have a proboscis sense of pre-born about this.
Come.
along, chicken.
We might miss cow's opening number.
As if.
Oh, special seats up front for the proud cow parents.
Ooh!
Ew!
Where's my star?
There you are, my little cash cow.
It's showtime!
Oh, this is my big break, isn't it, Mr. Slacksoff?
Yes.
You're big, and you'll break everything!
Oh, this is going to be absolutely fabulous.
Shh.
Oh, shush.
Tee-hee-hee-hee.
Ooh!
Oh, oh, oh.
Pssh.
E-e-a-e-a...
Ooh!
Mm hoping.
Psh.
Psst!
Get up, cow.
We've got a building to knock down.
All right, you!
Keep your mitts off of my sister's tail!
Here!
Hold this.
Bye-bye, chicken.
Don't be a stranger.
Oh!
You recovered, my little dervish of demolition.
Get out there and dance!
And remember, you're going out there asleep.
Darn!
But you'll come back a-nobody!
Mama,
I think Cow has talent.
Oh!
Is there a cure for that?
Yay!
Grandma, is that you?
They're a bladder specialist in the house.
And...
Whatcha doing, chicken?
I'm bee-flying.
What does it look like?
Oh, can I fly him?
Only men can fly bees.
No!
Here's your dumb bee!
No!
You don't need pants for the victory dance Cause Baboon's better than Weasel I.R.
Baboon makes Star Cartoon I.M.
Weasel!
I.R.
Baboon reigns king in his mind He's just as good as the
weasel he can But round every corner he's likely to find I.
Weasel!
I.
Am.
Weasel!
I.
Am.
Weasel!
I.
Plant life.
Crazy.
What the...
No one asked me.
Customer.
These pansies are sticky.
I want my money back.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I need fancy flowers for selling my stinky.
The.
day that an actual thistle would be on display.
I know.
I sell thistle.
I am making money big.
I am selling thistle.
Yes!
Can Thistle come out for play?
It's a little late for playtime, don't you think?
We play nighttime game.
Flashlight tag!
Ooh, ooh, that's a fun game!
Ooh, thanks for you, sir!
Wait!
You'll need this.
Have fun, kids!
Pretty flower need pretty planter.
Come on, kids!
I sorry.
I are have plant emergency.
Don't leave I.R.!
I.R.
need you.
Did you manhandle this poor Thistle?
Don't you know that manhandling is the leading cause of death in the plant world?
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
I.R.
shame.
The Thistle needs an immediate vein transplant to survive.
We'll need a volunteer.
I.R.
volunteer.
I.R.
volunteer.
I.R.
volunteer.
The Thistle았.
I'm astounded.
I've conducted thousands of vein transplants and
never have I witnessed a baboon -thistle hybrid.
I have to bathe in gelatine.
Thistle kisses making baboon grin.
Always keep him coming back again.
You mean Mary?
Ying.
Chapel nearby.
I'm afraid I don't know.
But...
I'm also a Supreme Court Justice.
No wilting me at altar, I are.
Do you, Thistle, take this baboon to be your lawfully wedded baboon?
I do!
And do you, Baboon, take this thistle to be your lawfully wedded houseplant?
You bet!
You may kiss the thistle.
The love between the thistle lady and I.R.
Baboon was fruitful.
Today, thistle flowers are no longer rare.
They grow like flies all around the world.
Even in your own backyard.
You said you are100% happy.
Well, I'm.