Mama had a chicken.
Mama had a cow.
Dad was proud.
He didn't care how.
Cow.
Chicken.
Cow and chicken.
Cow,
have you finished your chores?
Oh, yes, Mom.
I did all the dishes.
Chicken, did you do a good job on the lawn?
Here's your six dollars for the week.
All right!
And here's your six dollars, Cow.
Oh, goody.
Now I can buy piles.
The beaver doll.
Yeah, you do that.
I got other plans.
For my loot.
Chicken, aren't you forgetting something?
Like what?
Like the iron lung you wrecked at the old folks' home.
Two dollars a week.
That's what we agreed upon.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, it must have slipped my mind.
That only leaves $3,898 until you're paid up.
Oh, and chicken, I'll need one dollar for the underwear
I had to buy after your little accident last week.
Oh, and $2 to fix the pork butt and tater's catapult you screwed up yesterday.
And remember the dollar I loaned you at the fair so
you could dive into that vat of generic lime gelatin?
Mom, I needed that money to buy socks.
Chicken, you'll have to learn not to spend all your money before you get it.
I'll bet if you asked old Mr. Devlin, he'd pay to mow his lawn.
Oh, since it would be difficult for him with
those peg legs, the ground being so moist.
You know, that ain't a bad idea.
I told you people to leave me alone!
I told you to beat it!
Oh, sorry.
I thought you was my grandma's.
What's up, pal?
Selling woman scout cookies?
Oh, no, no, no, sir.
I was wondering if you would like your lawn mowed?
For a small fee, of course.
Yes, how small a fee?
Oh, say, 20 bucks?
20 bucks!
I'll give you two.
How about 10?
What are you trying to do?
Take advantage of an old man!
Two bucks.
Take it or leave it.
All right, I'll take it.
I'll give you the money when you finish.
And if you don't finish by sundown...
I'm not paying a cent!
No problemo.
All right!
He-he-he-he!
Phew!
What is it now, chicken?
I'm finished with your yard, Mr. Devlin.
You think I've got raisin bran for brains?
You've still got the backyard to do, Sonny.
Dang!
It's the Swiss Alps!
Mom sent me to check on you, chicken.
Mr. Devlin called and said you was lazy.
Lazy?
Ah!
Dang!
I will help my brother.
Mr. Devlin.
We had an agreement, chief.
It's after sundown.
So no money, Sonny!
Ah!
Oh!
You will feel this!
At least she didn't hit me.
Pay up, pal.
Two bucks, chief.
Take it, twenty.
Oh!
Laminos, El trabajo está hecho!
End!
Ticket woman.
Four tickets, please.
Two adults and two adorable kids.
What about Piles, the beaver?
He's adorable.
Beavers are free today, sweetheart.
Wow!
Carnage City!
Bill of Teens and everything!
This is the happiest day of my life!
Tickets, everyone!
Every man for himself!
Oh, Piles, the beaver's out!
We are just going to have the bestest time!
First we're going to go on the organ grinder and then ride the spine dislocator.
Dad, look!
The livestock toss!
Oh, how romantic!
The very place we met.
Chicken, you're responsible for Cal.
If something bad were to happen to your sister, we'd be pretty mad.
We're out of here!
Bye, kids!
All right!
We are on our own!
Let's go do some serious rides, Cal!
I don't think so.
Hey!
We need more oil!
I do not believe what I gotta deal with here!
Come on!
You gotta go on this one!
Uh-uh!
Oh, not me and my Piles, the beaver doll!
We're scared of those rides!
Then what are you sissies gonna do?
Heh!
Hey, that's for babies!
Piles is my baby.
Ah, fine!
I am going by myself!
Don't go nowhere!
Always!
Piles!
No!
My beaver doll!
I'm coming, Piles!
Hey!
Check out the cow hanging from the tapeworm ride!
Cow!
Oh, me and Mama and Dad are gonna kill me!
What are you doing, Cal?
I gotta... get Piles!
Piles!
Gotcha!
Piles!
Megan?
Where are you?
I'll stay... I'll save you, Piles!
Don't they know they could hurt a man doing that?
Geez!
Where is my beaver doll?
Piles!
We're coming, Piles!
Can't we just get another stupid doll?
There you go, pig!
Incoming pig at two o'clock!
Pig at two o'clock?
It's only one now.
Guess we can relax.
Good catch, clown!
We're coming, Piles!
Baby!
Okay.
Here we go now.
Pull!
Pull?
No!
Dad?
Is that our little cow?
That's our daughter, all right.
No!
Here we go now.
Dad, do you think we deserve such wonderful kids?
They are the greatest, Mama.
We have truly been blessed.
Oh,
this livestock toss brings back such fond memories, doesn't it, Mama?
Just saying the word makes me all tingly.
Livestock toss.
Did you and your beaver doll have a good time today?
Oh, yes.
Oh, we had the bestest time ever.
There's still time for one more ride, Chicken.
What's it gonna be?
Oh, whoa, whoa, not so fast there, Grandma.
My butt's a little sore.
And...
Wanna play on the trampoline?
No.
Anyways, we don't have no trampoline.
Idiot.
Yes, huh?
Wow, this is great, Cal.
Where'd you get it?
Hey, come back here and fight like a man, Cal!
You don't need pants for the victory dance Cause Baboon's better than Weasel I.R.
Baboon makes star cartoons I am Weasel!
I.R.
Baboon reigns king in his mind He's just as good as the Weasel he can But round
every corner he's likely to find I am Weasel!
I am Weasel!
The law of gravity.
It's criminal.
I.R.
belong in court Me important for law I am Weasel!
Um, Mr. Weasel, do you think the results of
this case will cause an end to the new Ice Age?
The results of this case could mean the end of life itself.
Now, if you will please excuse me, I have a case to win.
Weasel think he's so good for law.
Bailiff important, too.
I show them how good I.R.
are.
All silent!
Here come a judge.
Why, thank you, I.R.
Baboon.
What a wonderful introduction.
Shall we begin?
Court call Mr. P. Bear to stand.
Promise you'll tell the whole truth, nothing but truth, so help me.
Why, I.R., you've got to be the best bailiff I've ever had.
I.R.
best bailiff!
I.R.
best bailiff!
I.R.
best bailiff!
I.R.
best, you hear?
I.R.
best!
Best in the world!
Best judge I've ever had!
Stop immediately!
You're violating the law of gravity!
Ha!
What a law!
No laws!
I'm sorry, I.R.
Mr. Weasel is right, I'm afraid.
Follow me.
And I'll learn you a thing or two.
Now I've seen everything.
You see, when a law is written, it's placed inside this case,
automatically putting it into effect.
Read it.
Ouch!
Stupid law!
Make I.R.
look bad!
Nasty law!
If only law not here, then I.R.
be good again!
Yeah.
Does anyone smell smoke?
See?
Now it's okay.
I.R.
good again!
Huh?
The baboon bailiff's destroyed the law of gravity!
Don't panic.
It only affects us lawyers.
Why's that?
Because we're the only ones who understand the law.
Huh.
Those poor souls.
Do you realize what you've done, man?
Every lawyer on the face of the Earth is now floating off the planet!
What bad about that?
Hey, Mom!
Lawyers!
Sacrebleu!
C'est la lawyers, n'est-ce pas?
My word, Rotheringham!
Banisters!
What do you do?
I'm submitting new laws to save my floating brethren.
All lawyers shall congregate together in one lump over the courthouse.
I fix things!
Me write new law over gravity, not we sell!
Baboon...
What are you doing, man?
I are smarty-pantses!
Make lawyers heavy!
Make they come down to Earth!
Don't be a fool, man!
Without gravity, it doesn't matter how heavy they are!
I are no fool, man!
D'huh!
Uh...
Ah!
Please, sir.
That is quite enough.
I'm afraid what you're doing, my friend, is
unconstitutional, and furthermore, it is against the law!
Against the law?
That's right.
You, sir, are under arrest.
Under arrest?
Me?
I are what lawyer!
Okay, you guys!
I are what lawyer!
Hey!
What lawyer now?
So... Give I.R.
silent treatment.
I.R.
can do job as good as these guys.
Are you sure about that?
Yes!
I.R.
defend I.R.!
I.R.
own lawyer!
I.R.
lawyer!
I.R.
lawyer!
Hey!
What's happening me?
Now that you're a lawyer, my friend, you are no longer immune to your own laws.
Finally, we're making some headway.
And now for the law of gravity.
I hope I get this right.
Oh,
the gravitational pull all wrong.
I miscalculated.
Sorry.
I'm only human.
Nade.
Professor, I'm real I 0 I 0 See.
you Nate!
HDMI.
There, it's useless.