Mama had a chicken.
Mama had a cow.
Dad was proud.
He didn't care how.
Cow.
Chicken.
Cow and chicken.
Oh, pardon my feathers.
It's cold.
Wake up!
I'm going on vacation!
Get in the car!
Stat!
Where are we vacationing this time?
We're going to Oregon to find us some real headhunters.
Why do we got to do this at three in the morning?
We wanted to beat the traffic, sweetheart.
Step on it, Dad!
Check out the billboards, kids.
We must be getting close.
Headhunters.
Just in time.
Hey, head.
That's all we ask.
Oh, looky, kids.
Anti-headhunter devices.
The protective Oregonian headgear.
Hey, maybe we should get some of those.
Nah, we're just going to rough it.
Oh, isn't this exciting, kids?
We're going to find some real live headhunters!
Did someone say headhunters?
In order to find real headhunters, one must search deep into the Oregonian jungle.
And to do that, you'll need a guide.
You wouldn't know where we could find one, would you?
Oh, well, I've been known to dabble.
Water genes be gone!
Headhunter guide at your service!
Oh, but aren't real headhunters dangerous?
Oh, don't worry your pretty, wittle, big, hard-to-cut head about a thing.
Just leave it all to me.
To the canoe!
I read that underneath those tranquil waters swims the Oregon man-eating bluegill.
I hear they can render a cow into a skeleton.
In under a minute.
What do you think about that, kids?
Rapids!
Hold on for your lives!
Danger's over.
Hey, what is that about?
Just measuring your head.
Is that a crime?
Hold your horses!
After me!
Now.
Life in Oregon is very different from the rest of the world.
Do as I say, and you'll be fine!
Don't, and it's...
I'll communicate in their native Oregon tongue.
Oh, would you look at that, Dad?
They like cow and chicken!
What's not to like about them, Mama?
This gentleman will take you on a tour of the village.
Should you hear screaming or anything... Don't worry about it!
Have fun, kids!
Wait for us, Mr. Headhunter!
Wanna meet the Chief?
Oh, yes I would, Mr. Jeans-be-gone.
Great!
Follow me!
Now you wait here, and I'll get the Chief!
Now, don't tell me you didn't see that coming.
So, tell me, chicken!
Wanna see our latest head?
Sure, sure, why not?
Oh, go ahead, take a look.
It's right there!
Hey, there ain't nothing in here but... Me!
Me!
Milk and visitors!
What you're about to enjoy is the threat
- taking skill of our world-renowned ice walkers!
This ritual is much like the famous fire walkers, but here,
instead of hot coals, they walk over frozen ice cubes!
There's a sign!
Folks, don't try this stunt at home!
Don't worry, folks!
He'll be okay!
He's a professional!
Chicken?
Super Cat... Oops!
Super Cow!
Help!
Chicken?
Huh?
Chicken?
No!
Isn't this great, son?
I bet you don't get action like this back home!
Rescue!
Two little coals!
Go!
Slam it out!
Oh, ow, ow!
Sorry!
That opened my door!
Our CAanted Tool!
Gracias, Bulls!
Oh!
Haha...
Any chance we could talk this over, Super Cow?
Of course.
Adiós!
eks absence!
This native furniture is just darling, won't it look great in the den?
Oh, Dad, our vacations just seem to get better and better.
You got that right, Mama.
Oh, hey, Mom and Dad.
Easy.
Stay back.
I'm not what you think!
Hello,
it's me, Larry Lacapance, Arkansas Cheese
Master, soon to be King and Queen of Cheese.
I want to be the King of Cheese.
I want to be the King and Queen of Cheese.
Won't you agree to be the King and Queen of Cheese?
Men, do you love cheese more than anything else in the world?
Then come on down to Corn Flake, Arkansas, and let's make some cheese with me!
Mom, can I go to Arkansas to make cheese, please?
Why, of course you can, dear.
I'll go pack my suitcase right now.
Cow, Mr. Lacapance will meet you at the station in Corn Flake.
Goodbye, chicken.
He's so long.
Oh, I'm going to miss you, big brother.
Hey, easy with the rattle, cow.
Goodbye, chicken.
One more time.
Oh, don't forget to wash behind your honor and be a good cow.
And don't take no bull.
Gee, I never thought I'd be sorry to see that fat idiot go.
Huh?
Crabs!
Cow!
Wait!
You forgot Crabs, the warthog!
He wants to be the King and Queen of Cheese.
I got Crabs, the warthog!
Tickets, please.
I'm going to Corn Flake, Arkansas, to make cheese with the King and Queen of Cheese.
Next stop, Corn Flake, Arkansas.
Oh!
Yoo-hoo!
Over here!
Are you Cow?
Oh, yes, I'm Cow, and I want to make cheese more than anything.
Oh, glory!
With your help, I will become the King and Queen of Cheese!
At last, someone who believes in me... Come, my dear Cow!
My vehicle is over here!
Welcome to Corn Flake.
This must be it!
King and Queen of Cheese... He must be the King and Queen of Cheese.
What are all these machines doing?
What are you doing?
Making cheese, of course.
My patented cheese-sucking machine will suck cheese out of anything.
This one is making bucket cheese.
This one is making water tower cheese.
Here, have some weasel cheese.
No good, huh?
That's my problem!
I've tried everything.
Haystack cheese, silo cheese, grandma cheese.
I even tried horse cheese.
Dog cheese, hyena cheese, lizard cheese, duck cheese.
But they refused to cooperate.
He didn't want me to be the king and queen of cheese!
Um, Mr. Lackapants?
Yes?
My teacher says that cheese is made out of milk.
Milk?
Milk!
That's preposterous.
And yet?
It just might be crazy enough.
Oh, how marvelous!
Cheese out of milk!
Now, let's see.
I think we'll attach one cheese sucker here.
And one here!
And here!
Yes, that ought to do it.
And now, let's make some cow cheese!
Oh, no!
Hold it, Mr. Cheese Queen!
Keep your cheese-sucking hands off my sister!
And who might you be?
He's my brother!
Comes through the window to save me!
So, more uncooperative animals, eh?
All right, then.
Move it, you useless bunch of fleet-bitten barn trash!
I'll become the king and queen of cheese... without your help!
I guess cheesemaking isn't my calling.
Oh, great.
Now she tells us.
Now we're prisoners.
And it's all my fault!
What's so funny, hyena?
We gotta escape before he sucks cheese out of all of us.
But the door is locked, and there aren't any windows.
I got it.
We'll tunnel out.
Anyone got a spoon?
Follow me!
Me, men!
Goldfish cheese!
Come and get it!
You animals, get back to your room!
Go suck a doon up, cheddar butt!
No, there's no need to get upset.
Wait a minute, you guys.
Put down the suckers!
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, this cheese tastes pretty good.
Oh, chicken, thank you for saving me from a life of cheese.
Oh, don't mention it, sis.
Hey, but listen.
Do you have to bring all your friends back with you?
Horse, would you pass the P, please?
Hey, duck!
Want some more pork butts and taters?
Pull!
And...
What you doing, chicken?
I'm bee flying.
What does it look like?
Oh, can I fly him?
Only men can fly bees.
Here's your dumb bee!
You don't need pants for the victory dance, Cause Babam's better than weasel.
I am Weasel.
I am Baboon, big star of cartoons.
I am Weasel.
I am Baboon, rain's king in his mind.
He's just as good as a weasel he can.
But round every corner he's likely to find.
I am Weasel.
I... Architect.
Get over yourself.
I am Weasel.
Don't make me mad.
Congratulations, Weasel.
You've done a fine job remodeling the Empire State Building.
As the reigning king of New York, I thank you.
This is just the beginning, King.
I promise that by noon tomorrow I shall finish remodeling the rest of Manhattan
Island and preserve this city's historical integrity.
Dr.
Weasel, he think he's so big.
He's just a little kid.
And...
pinch.
Today, New York.
Tomorrow, Detroit.
And beyond.
Don't move the brains.
I'm a doctor.
Which one goes where?
The little one goes into the little skull, stupid.
Ooh.
Wake up, you lazy baboon!
Gotta change the sheets for the next customer!
Wake up, you lazy baboon!
What on Earth are you people laughing at?
Wake up, you lazy baboon!
Think you're too good for washing windows?
Is that it, baboon?
Um, excuse me, I don't know who you are, but I am not a baboon.
Keep your insults on your face.
Well, ain't we high and mighty.
Cleaning toilets oughta drop you back down to size.
You're demoted!
Holy mackerel!
They must have switched our brains.
Welcome back, Mr. Weasel.
Are you all right, Mr. Weasel?
Need another pillow, Mr. Weasel?
Are the drugs wearing off?
Need more, Mr. Weasel?
They think I weasel.
I'll let them.
So when do you want to resume renovating New York City, Mr. Weasel?
I remodel Empire State Building first.
But, Weasel, you just remodeled the Empire State Building.
In fact, the plumbing was replaced just last week.
The copper in that building will last a lifetime.
If water pipe lasts a lifetime, whole building of water pipe lasts forever.
Ever!
Hot towel, sir.
Why, thank you.
And this is for you.
You're a hard worker, baboon.
You'll be a wheel of this town someday.
Mark my words.
Purdy.
Say, Mr. Weasel, what do you want to do with all these bricks?
Lots of room inside.
Put the brick on this building.
Beautiful.
No wasted space.
No change for plan.
You're a good citizen, Mr. Baboon.
Your government thanks you.
Beautiful.
This good place for a lake.
Fellow citizens, If you elect me king of New York, I
promise to rid the city of the formerly saintly I.M.
Weasel and restore order out of chaos.
The boat is in, and the winner is...
As the new king of New York, I present you, Mr. Weasel, with early retirement.
Congratulations.
Ah, for said retirement.
I are tired of hard working.
I am happy to be retirement.
I am retired.
Yeah!