Ok, in algebraic terms,
"a" squared + "b" squared = "c" squared,
Where "c" is the hypotenuse,
While "a" and "b" are the sides of the triangle.
Got it?
Ahhh...
Dash, you have to focus!
I'm doing a thesis on tutoring the untutorable,
And you're disproving my thesis that nobody's untutorable!
You know, you're beautiful when you use the word untu—untu... Uh...
Whatever that word is?
Hey, jazz.
Dash! W-What are you doing here?
Ah!
Watch it, fentonowski!
I'm sorry. I was just, uh, passing through.
Now that that twinkie's out of the way,
You're coming to my party saturday, right?
It'll be a chance for you to see me in my rightful setting,
King of casper high.
And a great place to work on my thesis
On the effects of being mean to my brother
And then asking me out.
Hmm.
I'll go, on one condition.
Hey, danny, check out my latest innovation
In ghost-Grabbing technology,
The ghost weasel!
It collects ambient ghost energy
And shoots it into the ghost zone.
Does it work?
Why wouldn't it?
Only one way to find out.
Darn it!
Better get the fenton unlodger.
Dad, couldn't you just roll it into...
Reverse?
Child!
You have freed me—
Technus, ghost master of science
And electrical technology!
Oh, no, you don't!
You're not going to use the technology in this lab
To take over the world!
What?
That's a great idea!
Have you ever considered tutoring?
You know what? I've already been dumped on once in my own house.
And that's enough for one day!
Aah!
Danny, i'm coming back,
And i can't wait to see the lab looking exactly as i left it.
Ah!
Yep. Perfect.
So, saturday night plans.
I say we hit the amusement park.
I hear the new roller coaster has a free fall
That will take 3 years off your life expectancy.
No way. It costs 40 bucks just to get in there,
Not to mention food and stuff.
Hey, if you're tapped out, i could lend you the cash.
"lend" means "repay,"
And "repay" is out of my reach, right, danny?
Danny? Hello!
Great. It's the hottest party of the whole school year,
And paulina's going and i'm not again.
I don't understand what you see in her.
Are you kidding? She's only, like, perfectly flawless.
Ok, uh, let me get the mighty meaty cheesy melt.
Um, how meaty is that?
That would be mighty meaty.
Well, can i get it a mite less meaty?
That's one mighty mini meaty cheesy melt.
You're right. She's a goddess.
Why don't we get invited to the really cool parties?
We've got style, charm, good looks.
At least i do, anyway.
Dream on.
On the social circuit, we're as invisible
As danny in his ghost mode.
Not that it'll matter 5 years from now,
But we have each other, right?
Here!
Your sister made me invite you.
Just you!
Show up, shut it,
Go home, and nobody gets hurt.
Hey, danny.
What's up, fenton?
Party!
See you saturday, danny.
I'm... I'm invited!
I've arrived!
Swell.
Send us a postcard from popularityville.
I will!
Seriously, danny,
Ever since you got that invitation,
You're all about the in crowd.
Come on, tuck. Heh! That's ridiculous.
Kwan!
Looking good!
Fentonmeister!
Woo hoo!
He's right, danny. It's like—
Hey, fenton! Come here!
We're not even here.
If you're coming to my party, you have to look the part.
This is what we're all wearing saturday.
Very high-End, very hip, very dash.
You do have one, right?
Huh? Yeah! Oh, sure. I—i have two.
That's how hip and high-End i am. Heh!
Well, wear one.
I might have had to invite you, but if you embarrass me,
Your sister's going to be doing her thesis on your bruises!
Oh, man. This must cost a fortune.
Where am i going to get the money by saturday?
You know, i almost hate to offer—
Hey, danny!
You want to hear my new cd?
It's really crunk!
Is crunk good?
It's paulina.
Crunk's good!
Be right there!
Ok, this is getting really annoying.
Mom, what are you making?
Hot dogs!
We invented a way to cook them
Ten times faster than a microwave.
Great. You've figured how to put the "frank" back in frankenstein.
Hey, dad, can you spare me some cash?
I—i need to buy some clothes for saturday.
Danny, danny, danny.
You know, as inventors, your mother and i have plenty of money.
But as parents, we understand
That you should understand the value of money.
You want money, you got to earn it.
You mean, get a job?
That or sell something,
Like your old comic books
Or some other junk you don't need.
Uh, speaking of which, that junk
From the ghost weasel explosion needs to go in the shed,
If there's room.
That old barn hasn't been cleaned out in years.
This is not junk!
Every single item in this box is of vital importance to me.
Do you even know what this is?
Not a clue, but i know it's important,
So it's off to the shed.
You know, maybe i should get rid of this junk.
Ah, well, that's a job for another day.
Saturday's another day.
It's a perfectly good vacuum motor, mr. Lancer.
Only used once. Heh!
Ten bucks.
Looks to be in fine shape.
This should fix my hair hornet very nicely.
Hair hornet?
The crazy vacuum cleaner/hair clipper they sell on tv?
Don't you need hair for that?
Good one, mr. Foley.
I'll remember that on monday,
When i'm grading tests.
Just sold a toaster.
You know, i'm surprised your dad's letting you sell off all his stuff.
He's such a pack rat.
Yeah, w-Well,
He's been planning on getting rid of this junk for a long time.
He won't even miss it, i hope.
I'm pleased with the turnout today.
We're doing a really brisk business.
I'm still 20 bucks short
Of what i need for those sweats.
You're still welcome to hang with us tonight.
Mega-Movie marathon at my place.
Your place? Wow.
You never invited us to your place before.
That's because we're usually fighting ghosts with you.
I figured it's time—
Hey, fentina!
For you to totally ignore me
For about the billionth time this week.
Jazz has given me so much extra schoolwork
That my computer's overloaded.
Got anything to make it work?
Oh, sure do.
This motherboard and this portals xl operating system
Will make it work like it's brand-New.
20 bucks takes it all,
And i'll even throw in this upgrade disk.
Done. See you tonight.
And just because i can't believe i'm saying it, i will say it again.
See you tonight.
20 bucks! I'm in!
Oh, jeez. I better get to the mall before the shops close.
You guys don't mind cleaning up for me, do you?
Great! See ya!
So now we're his cleanup crew, too?
See you tonight!
Right. That's two medium,
One pepperoni, and one veggie.
Put it on my tab. Hey, tucker.
I hope they hustle.
I'm starved.
Here's your pizza, sam.
Thanks, nate.
Ten bucks.
Thanks, sam.
You tipped the guy a ten-Spot?
Whoops. Sorry. I thought it was a one.
Come on. We're watching movies downstairs.
This is your downstairs?
What? Too much?
Uh-Huh.
I know. I should have told you and danny this a long time ago,
But my family's kind of filthy rich.
Weird, huh?
Whoa! Time-Out!
You're loaded?
My great-Granddad izzy was an inventor.
He invented that machine that twirls cellophane around deli toothpicks.
You're the deli toothpick cellophane-Twirling heiress?
No way!
L-Look, if this is too much for you,
W-We can do something else.
Are you kidding?
I can't think of a better way
To spend a saturday night
Than with a back-Shaving jamboree.
Popularity, here i come.
Uhh!
Aah!
Whoa! Whoa! I—i just cut my hair the way i like it!
On my head!
And i'm way too young to shave!
Going ghost!
Aah!
Ok, it's a haircut, not a headcut!
Uhh!
Aah!
Huh?
I know i should be concerned,
And i will be, right after the party.
Tucker, are we watching movies or not?
Ok, ok. Just a few more questions.
Could you buy a plane?
Yep.
A yacht? A-Yep.
Um... A bowling alley?
Nope.
There's no place to put a second one.
Yippee! Woobie's hot tonight!
That's weird,
Because you don't smell stinking rich.
Will you stop it?
That's the whole reason i didn't tell anybody.
But i don't get it.
With all this money, why do you hang out with me and danny?
If you flash a little of that bling bling,
You'd be miss popularity!
I don't need popularity, tucker,
Especially not if i have to buy it.
You should tell that to danny.
Can you believe people actually spent good money
On that old junk from his parents' shed?
Well, i did snag this really cool remote for 3 bucks,
And he did give dash a pretty good deal on the computer stuff.
Maybe fenton's not such a loser after all.
Heh heh! As if. But this thing runs like a race car!
Whoa! Getting late.
Better shower and change
Before the early birds show up.
Great. Leftovers.
Well, is it the bomb?
Is it fresh?
Is it stoopid, with an "o-O"?
Oh, it's stupid. I'll give you that.
Well, you'll change your tune when you see me at the party.
When are you changing?
Not changing. Not going.
What?
You're the only reason dash invited me!
Not caring.
Code red!
And not staying.
Somebody's raided the junk shed while we were away.
Danny, did you see anything?
Uh, no, no, not a thing, but...
We should compare notes once i get home from the party. Bye!
Good plan, son!
In the meantime, i'd better secure the lab.
Cover me, boys.
Serpentine!
Ok, this is it.
Don't screw it up.
Look out, world.
Here comes danny fenton!
Uh, dash?
Uh, right, right.
You're not really part of my posse,
So you didn't get the e-Mail.
You see, after buying that computer stuff,
I didn't have enough money to buy the sweat suit,
So i changed the dress code to loser chic.
Oh, swell.
You like it?
It's so horrible, it's cool.
Echh!
Who dressed you, your mom?
Uh—
Yes! It is time!
Calling all mechanized spirits!
Come to me, my minions!
It is time to fulfill my destiny!
Hwaah!
Tucker, if you want to watch a part over again,
Could you please tell me first?
Me? You're the one messing with the remote.
I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich,
But do all your remotes do that?
No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from denmark.
That stuff danny was selling
Must have been contaminated with ghost stuff!
Looks bad.
Probably a job for danny phantom.
Probably, and if i wasn't so mad at him,
I'd probably care that it's going to interrupt his big jock party.
Shall we?
Hi. I'm danny. Do you guys—
Hey, aren't you in my fifth-Period—
What am i doing?
These people aren't my friends,
Even if they all look like them.
Man, i wish tucker and sam were here.
It's lonely being popular.
That's odd.
I am technus,
Master of all things mechanical!
And once i complete my construction,
You will all succumb to my awesome pow—
Ow! Oh! Whoa! Ah! Ow!
What is wrong with me?
The upgrade!
Dash still hasn't upgraded the software!
Oh, no!
You're not getting that upgrade disk
And making yourself more powerful!
What?
Another great idea!
The heck with tutoring!
You should be a teacher!
Uhh!
Ghost toast?
Jeez, how many letter jackets does one guy need?
And these—i don't even want to know.
Aah!
You are a formidable opponent,
But a little wet behind the ears.
Perhaps you could use a little drying off!
Huh?
Aah!
Aah...
Oof!
Rrr!
Aha!
Aah!
Fenton.
You're a dead man!
Sam!
I got the fenton thermos!
You know, danny's really got to start carrying this
In some sort of lunch box.
Everything is gravitating here to dash's house.
Looks like whatever fun danny's having will be coming to an end soon.
Oof!
Aah!
Hi, sam. Hi, tuck.
Glad you could make it.
I am technus,
Master of technology
And destroyer of worlds!
Behold my awesome electronic fury!
Who's your daddy?
Huh?
Rrr!
Uhh!
Aah! Oof!
Guys? Help!
Come on, guys!
Guys, come on, seriously!
I'm sorry i chose hanging with the popular kids over you guys.
It was stupid and shallow and i'll never do it again!
Uhh!
Oof!
How can we be of assistance?
He's running an old version of portals xl.
That piece of vaporware?
It's the worst software ever.
Keep him busy. I think i know how you can beat him.
That i can do.
Get back,
You hunk of my dad's junk!
Could mere junk do this?
Give me that!
Tucker, any time!
I'm trying, i'm trying!
What's wrong?
I'm trying to bypass the program, but i can't!
He must have upgraded.
What do we do?
We need the latest version of portals xl,
But where are we going to get it this time of night?
Leave it to me.
Uhh! Guys?
Here you go, sam.
Thanks, tracey.
Wow!
You have access to the latest technology after hours?
Yep.
What else can you do after hours?
Just sign the voucher, sir.
Uh, excuse me. I'm sam.
I don't believe i caught your name.
Perhaps you should scream it really loud
And shout out your motive.
Hello.
I am technus!
Manipulator of machines!
Lord of all gadgetry!
Wizard of integrated circuitry!
Go on.
Isn't there more you'd like to tell me?
Oh, yes!
I am also master
Of all i...
What's happening?
Portals xl is happening.
Everybody knows that every new version of portals xl
Has a gigantic hole in its security system.
What? No!
Yes!
Process this!
Wait!
That doesn't go there!
And for my final trick...
No!
Nice going, tuck.
Don't thank me.
Thank lousy software.
So, what's the damage from this weekend?
Did you get in trouble for taking your folks' stuff?
Not really.
I hauled it all back to the shed yesterday
While they were out.
My dad's checking every piece
For government surveillance devices.
Sounds like you got off pretty easily.
Well, i do have to return those stupid sweats
So i can refund everybody's money,
And i still feel terrible about the way i treated you guys.
Of all people,
I should know how it feels to be invisible.
So would you say you've learned a lesson from all this?
Fenton!
Yep.
That one person's trash
Is another person's revenge.
Inc.