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[ring]
At last! The first day of school has come!
Hello, Dexter.
Hello, Mrs. Wolfberg.
Hey, Dexter.
Hello.
Man: Welcome back, Dexter.
Woman: Good to have you back, Dexter.
Teacher: Well, class, welcome to the new year.
So, let's get right into it. Uh, yes?
The answer is hydrogen.
Teacher: Uh, why, yes, that is the correct answer
to the question I was about to ask.
Oh, I almost forgot. I wanted to introduce our new student.
Will you come up here, please, son?
Class, say hello to Mr. Astronominoff.
Please, sir, call me mandark.
[Ruff ruff]
[Neigh]
Excuse me, sir,
but may I please relocate myself
to a closer location to the board
so I can achieve the optimum effect
of your education?
Uh, go ahead, mandark.
This location will be quite adequate.
Yes, Dexter, ica your thoughts,
and I am smarter than you.
This is your principal.
Welcome to the new year, students.
Let the studies begin!
Write an essay
on what you did this summer vacation.
Finished.
Done.
Teacher: Who wrote the bill of rights?
Thomas Jefferson.
What is the name of Neptune's moon?
Triton.
What kind of triangle has—
isosceles.
Dasyurid.
The medulla oblongata.
That's incredible.
No!
I am sorry, my mentor.
I have failed you.
[Crying]
Hey, Dexter.
Huh?
Some kid told me you have a laboratory.
A laboratory?
Dexter, your lab— it is the one thing he does not have,
and it will still make you
the smartest one of all.
Go ahead. Show him your lab.
Welcome, and be amazed
at the world of Dexter's laboratory.
[Yawn]
Very cute, Dexter. Very cute.
Now let me show you area facility.
[Beep]
Welcome to my laboratory!
[Echo] Laboratory!
As you can plainly see, Dexter,
this facility accommodates
every aspect of science known to man.
Thank you.
So for you to continue to waste precious energy
with your little lab would be scientifically unsound.
And so I leave you with 2 choices:
Either you become my lackey
or shut down your lab
and discontinue any further experiments hereon in.
The choice is yours.
Good-bye, Dexter.
Computer: Dexter—
what are you doing, Dexter?
Good-bye, my love.
[Slurred] Good-bye, Dexter.
No!
[Crying]
Sir, we're reading a complete shutdown from Dexter's lab.
Our power levels are at optimum efficiency.
Excellent. Ha ha! Excellent.
Ha ha ha!
[Crying]
[Ring]
Oh, hello, Mr. Levinsky.
Hmm.
Mrs. Cartwright.
Hmm.
Mrs. Wolfberg?
Hmm.
Look! There he is.
[Excited chatter]
Hi, Dexter!
[Echo] Hi, Dexter!
[Love song playing]
Ohh...
Dexter!
What do you want?
Who is that?
Oh, that's just
my stupid sister Dee Dee.
Dee Dee.
Oh, what a heavenly name
the eternals have blessed her with!
Oh, Dexter, Dexter, please, please,
set me up on a date with that golden-haired angel who graces
our undeserving school with her infinite beauty.
No way.
You don't owe that jerk any favors.
That's right!
He made you shut down your lab.
He's right.
Yeah.
And besides,
Dee Dee's hyper and clumsy,
and she would probably wreck
mandark's labo—
there, there, old palsey.
I'll fix you up.
You will?
Sure. All you have to do is...
[Whispers]
[Knock knock]
Hello.
Ooh... candy!
There is more candy upstairs
if you desire, my love.
Hmm...
Ok.
Here you are, my dear.
Yum-yum.
So, Dee Dee, I heard
from a very reliable source
that you...
Like...
To...
Dance.
Dance? I'd love to!
Mandark: Aah!
Robots, help!
Ahh...
A toast to my sweet sister Dee Dee
for reuniting me withmy
computer: It's good to be back, Dexter.
[Clink]
Dexter: After countless experiments,
all testing proves negative.
No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,
no nothing!
It seems you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.
Monkey, this is agent honeydew.
Help us.
Oh, monkey, monkey, earth's in trouble.
We need your help.
Hear my thoughts. Help us, monkey!
[Ding]
Thank the stars!
We knew you'd come through, monkey.
You always do.
Greetings, everyone. As you were.
Monkey, I can't thank you enough
for your speedy rescue of agent honeydew and crew.
However, we have a much larger problem
on our hands. Honeydew.
As we entered sector 12 on routine patrol,
an armada of unknown warships dropped out of warp
directly on top of us.
We never had a chance.
We know nothing of this deadly fleet
except for its trajectory—
planet earth.
We're desperate.
Monkey, can you help us?
[Eek eek eek]
[Eek]
He's strong.
He's falling into my trap as I had planned.
Please come in.
Take your shoes off. Stay awhile.
That was quite a show you put on out there, monkey.
But as we speak, my space station
is set to destroy your planet earth in 5 minutes.
[Eek]
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Brute force will get you nowhere.
I'm a man of class. Behold my succulent feast—
king crab, swordfish, scalloped potatoes.
But of course, if this is too rich for you,
I'll have my cooks make you a banana split.
Ha ha ha!
[Eek eek]
No! I amnot
I am simion!
[Eek eek]
What is my problem with man, you ask?
No. I ask you, what was man's problem withme?
I deserve revenge for what they did to me.
The pain...
The horror.
I was to be the first monkey in space.
The mission was disastrous.
A crack in the ship's hull created an explosion
that hurled me into a radioactive energy belt.
I was exposed to gamma rays
and changed for life.
I became strong and amazingly intelligent.
Yes. I began to build ane
I expanded my knowledge and skill by meditation.
Soon I could create matter merely by thought.
In half a century,
I built this entire space station from scratch.
Now the time has finally come
for my revenge on the hairless apes
for making a Guinea pig out of me.
Like you, monkey—
while you put your neck on the line,
the humans sit comfortably, getting fat.
That is why I brought you here.
Your presence is strong.
Together we could combine our forces and bring
a new order to the galaxy.
Seek your heart.
You know it to be true.
Nohum
real kindness and love.
It's all been a lie.
But with my knowledge and your amaz—
What?
[Eek eek]
I—
i—
[sniff]
No!
Oh, I never thought all the answers would be given to me
in such a simple package.
How could I not see that I have become that which I hate?
Only a monkey could show me that.
Oh, my friend, I want to walk like you,
talk like you.
Ooh woo woo woo! Where do I start?
[Eek eek]
Yes, of course.
I must destroy
that which I have created
out of anger.
So be it!
Ahh...
This is paradise.
I am born again!
[Ooh ooh eek eek eek ooh-gah ooh-gah ah ah ah]
Ha ha ha! It feels good.
[Eek eek]
Thank you, my little friend!
[Eek eek]
The tuning fork
is an excellent instrument
for studying
vibrational phenomena.
Fork?
Now you can sample
some of my triple-fudge chocolate cake.
[Humming]
[Ticking]
[Meow meow meow]
Aah! It's 8:00!
I've got the blankets.
I've got the remote.
I've got the popcorn.
Huh? I've got to go. It's—
TV: Time for the late early movie.
Tonight's feature: Santa claus vs. The wolf man.
Ho ho ho! This is a good one.
Mm-hmm.
TV.
Could you pass the popcorn?
Uh, please?
Dexter.
Dexter!
Please, mom.
Can't I stay up just this once?
No, dear. I'm sorry, but you know the rules.
You can stay up late when you're older.
Ok.
Good night.
I promise I won't experiment
on the dog anymore.
Dexter!
Ok.
Please, mom. Please!
No.
Dad?
Ask your mother.
TV! TV! TV! TV!
[Snap]
Dexter: Bad, bad, bad.
[Laughter]
Father: That always gets me.
[Laughter]
Mother: Not till you're older.
Not till you're older.
That's it!
[Ring]
Ahh, what a fine day for science.
Dee Dee, quit moving my chair.
Ahh! There she is—
my hydroplasmatic accelerator.
With this machine, I can double, triple, or even quadruple my age
in mere seconds.
Yes, yes. 21 seems quite adequate.
No more will I be forced to go to bed early.
The world of late-night TV viewing will be mine,
for I step in a boy and step out a man.
Ooh!
Ohh...
[Cough cough]
Hi, grandpa.
Grandpa?
Oh, no! I'm old!
Come back here, you little—
when I was your age, i—uh?
Turn that music down, you little—
uh... uh... What was I doing?
Mother: Kids, lunchtime!
Oh, boy, lunchtime!
Race you down, grandpa!
I'm not grandpa!
Uh... ooh... I'm—I'm coming.
[Creak]
Ok. Here we go.
Uh... ohh.
Who put these stairs here? Ohh.
Mother: Kids, dinnertime!
Oh, boy, dinnertime!
Hi, grandpa.
I'm not grandpa!
Uh—uh, where am I?
Nurse!
When's dinner? I'm starved.
Dee Dee: Grandpa—
Dexter: I am not grandpa.
Grandpa—
I am not grandpa.
Grandpa—
I am not grandpa.
Grandpa?
Well, you're here just in time for dinner.
We're having meat and potatoes.
Oh, boy!
And for you—
oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Your favorite—
oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Applesauce and medicine.
Mother: Dig in!
So, anyway, I was saying to Shirley that—
uh, Dee Dee, will you help your grandfather?
Here, grandpa. Let me help.
I'm not grandpa!
Hey, whatcha doing there?
Ouch!
Why, I'll teach you!
Yum.
Applesauce.
[Cuckoo cuckoo]
It's movie time!
Oh, boy, movie time!
My hip!
Yep. I'm coming.
Yesiree, Bob.
Can't miss the movie.
Nope. There's nothing more
I like to do
than stay up late
and watch the tube.
Ahh... there she is— my sweet receiver.
Mother: Um, grandpa, why don't you have a seat?
Oh, don't mind if I do.
A little help there, um... Dodo?
Dee Dee.
Da da?
Dee Dee.
Doo-doo?
Dee Dee.
Thanks, Billy.
TV: Tonight's feature:
Killer leeches a gogo.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
I can't believe I'm getting to stay up late.
Could you pass the popcorn, please?
Here you go, grandpa.
Grandpa?
Aah!
Grandpa's dead!
No, no, dear.
It's just that he's far too old to stay up this late.
[Snoring]
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Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door
where impossible things may happen
that the world's never seen before.
♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪
♪ lives the smartest boy ♪
♪ you've ever seen
♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪
♪ to smithereens
♪ there is gloom and doom ♪
♪ while things go boom ♪
♪ in Dexter's lab
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