[Click click click]
Into the vault! So speaks Dr. Diablos!
Man: Halt, evil doers!
No! It cannot be!
♪ Major glory
Wow! Wow!
That was the best major glory
wow! You said it!
Take that, Dr. Diablos!
Wait a second, kids.
I will be hiring a sidekick
to help me battle the forces of evil.
So, if you have spunk, tenacity,
and the good old American spirit,
then you, too, can be my sidekick!
I'll be at the independence mall this weekend
to personally handpick the youngster
who will battle by my side for justice.
Salutations, america!
Not since the completion of my lab
has there ever been a more important moment in time.
I, Dexter, pledge before the disciples of science—
Einstein,
Tesla,
Newton—
that I shall become none other than...
Major glory's sidekick!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
And what is so humorous about that?
Ha ha ha ha!
Dee Dee, stop this laughing this instant!
Ok, ok, Dexter.
Don't get your underwear into a wrinkle.
Look, you're my brother and all,
so I'll be honest with you.
You gotta be kidding me!
You don't got what it takes.
Just look at you.
You're 2-foot nothing.
You can barely see.
And besides everything, you're a dork.
Yahhhhhhhh!
And I supposeyou've got what it takes
to be a superhero's sidekick?
Of course.
I've got style, pizazz,
and I can kick some—
well, you know.
Yes?
Forget it.
There is nothing more to be said.
I will be major glory's sidekick, and you will not.
That's what you Dexter!
No, Dee Dee!
That is what I know.
Ha ha ha!
Mom: Kids! Bedtime!
Hi there!
We're here in front of independence mall
where over a million kids
have turned up to audition for the position of sidekick
to the world's greatest patriotic crime fighter...
Major glory!
Greetings and salutations, america!
Next!
And what isyour and power, citizen?
I am fat boy,
and with my trusty fork and knife,
I can take a bite out of crime.
I'm sorry, son,
but america's heroes are on a diet.
Dexter: Beware, evil doers!
From deep within the caves of cyberspace technology
lurks the legendary intergalactic defender of justice...
Dek-star!
Oooh...
Aaah...
Hmmm... Not bad, dek-star.
You seem to be a little better than the others.
A little? Why, I am the best there is.
Dee Dee: Stop!
Oh, say, what I see by the dark's light at night...
A crime of pure evil is at hand in my sight.
With a punch and a kick, I patriotically fight,
as the star spangled banner does wave in the night!
For in my heart, I will always be true...
Always and forever for the red, white, and blue!
Beautiful.
Let me guess.
You're the pink pussy Willow or some such thing.
Wrong!
I'm deeva dynamite!
Pow!
Deeva dynamite!
In all my years as a defender of truth,
I have never met a person with so much spirit.
Will you do me the honor of becoming my sidekick?
Of course!
Excellent!
Dexter: Uh, excuse me, major glory,
but what about dek-star, boy of wonder?
I'm sorry, dek-star,
but that gal's dynamite!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ohhh...
Dexter: Dr. Diablos?
Aaahhhhh!
Dr. Diablos: It's time to take your medicine, major glory!
Not if we can help it!
Huh?
[Clunk]
Ha! Nobody clunks my sister but me!
Dee Dee, you dropped a quarter!
I did?
Wow!
Nice job, deeva!
Thanks. It was nothing.
[Panting]
Major glory, can I talk to you for a second?
Sure!
Take five, boys.
Well, I can't
help you fight crime
and protect
the innocent anymore.
You can't? Why not?
I already have an innocent
who needs my 24-hour protection.
It's ok, sweetheart. I understand.
Salutations, deeva dynamite!
Come, fat boy.
Dee Dee: Salutations, major glory!
The justice friends...
Three of earth's mightiest heroes...
Joining forces under one roof
to face the challenge of everyday life.
Starring...
Major glory,
valhallen,
and the infrangible krunk
in...
[Alarm ringing]
Ha ha ha ha!
Yes! I've got the stamp!
And I'm gonna use it...
To mail this bomb to the president!
Major glory: Curb your tongue, disgruntled postman!
Major glory?
That'smister
well, I've got a special delivery...
Foryou!
Ahhhh! Bills!
Unnhh! Oh! Ow!
So, major glory...
Any comments about your capture of disgruntled postman?
Well, sue,
it looks like disgruntled postman
will need to fill out a change of address form
made out to... The city jail!
Ha ha ha!
Hoo hoo hoo... The city... Ha ha ha!
Hoo hoo ha ha!
Boy, am I funny!
Say, when's this gonna be on?
Uh, about 5:30.
5:30! Why, that's in a half an hour.
I gotta hear that joke again.
E pluribus unum!
♪ Ahhhhhhh
yes, yes! Keep screaming.
The haunting song of the siren
has finally been captured on tape— byme...
Minotaur!
And with proper distribution and cross promotion,
I shall rule the world!
Valhallen: Not!
Minotaur: Valhallen! Viking god of rock!
Unhand those bodacious babes, cow dude.
Ho ho ooohh!
Oh, sure, sure, sure...
But first, can I have your autograph? Oh, please!
Uh... ok!
Yo, bossy. You don't know what time it is, do you?
Sure. It's about 5:30.
5:30! Man, I gotta go.
The monster truck pull is on.
Now, you let those girls go. Ok?
Ok.
So long, cow pie!
Meow.
Yeeeowww!
Krunk throw something else!
Oooh, no, no, krunk! It's ok.
Miss kitty can just live in the tree.
Oh, no.
Krunk want kitty come down.
Come down! Come down!
Come down, kitty!
[Crying]
Krunk want kitty!
Meow!
Cat on head!
Look, susie. Krunk save kitty.
Susie! It's 5:30, honey. The TV puppet pals are on.
TV puppet pals! Gotta go. Bye!
Krunk: TV puppet pals, TV puppet pals,
lots of fun for guys and gals!
Say, major... What are we waiting for?
We're waiting for you to unlock the door!
I forgot my key.
Hey, hey, it's ok, buddy.
Krunk: TV puppet pals, TV puppet pals!
Lots of fun for guys and gals!
Hurry, hurry... Oh, geez, he's—
he's coming! He's almost here!
I can't watch!
Yeah! I got it!
Good!
Krunk: TV puppet pals! Lots of fun for guys and gals!
Krunk home!
Hi, krunk. Hi, krunk.
TV puppet pals, TV puppet pals,
lots of fun for guys and gals!
Both: TV puppet pals?
Hey, krunk!
Hey, puppet pal clem...
Where do people keep their money?
I don't know, puppet pal Mitch.
Where?
At the first national bonk!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, krunk!
You want to see something really funny?
Check this out, big guy.
TV: So, major glory, any comments about your capture—
major glory: You're blocking the TV!
I want to watch the monster truck pull!
Oh, yeah?
Well, here's your monster truck... Pull!
Oooh! My golden tresses!
So that's the way you want it, eh, glory boy?
Bring it on, hippie!
[Pow!] Unnh! Oww!
Look out, clem! There's a bug on your head.
I'll get it.
Bonk!
Waha ha ha!
Krunk: Waha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Yaaaaahhhh!
Knock, knock.
Ha ha ha ha!
Who is there?
Ha ha ha!
Bonk on the head!
Heh heh heh!
Krunk want puppet pals!
Wow. I'm sorry, krunk.
I guess we got a little out of hand.
Sorry, valhallen. No hard feelings.
It's, uh, kind of funny though, huh?
Fighting over the TV,
then actually breaking the TV.
Ha ha! Huh, krunk? Ha ha! Right?
Krunk want puppet pals!
Why, sure! Ha ha!
Any way we could help? Ha ha ha!
Uh oh. Uh oh.
TV puppet pals! TV puppet pals!
Hey, puppet pal valhallen...
Can you guess what time it is?
I do not know, puppet pal major glory.
What time is it?
Why, it's bonk time.
Waha ha ha ha!
Dexter! Want to see my new dance?
No.
It's called the fanciful unicorn.
Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder.
Oh, yeah?
Likeyou any dances, Dexter.
[Click]
Yes.
It is called the robot.
Word!
Ok, say it.
Say what?
You know very well "what."
Now get on with it!
Oh, I can't possibly begin to know
what you're talking about, Dexter.
But would it have something to do with the fact that—
here we go.
I won! I won! I won! I won!
Again.
I am the primal fighter champion!
Man, Dexter,
for a boy genius, you sure do stink.
I'll show you primal fighting!
Yeeeahhh! Yeeeahhh!
Knock, knock!
Hey, kids.
Hello, father.
Hiya, hiya!
Now, open your hands and close your eyes
and you will get a big surprise!
Dexter: Master computer?
Wow, dad. Thanks.
A video game.
Ano
ha ha! Well, I know how much
you like gadgets and stuff, Dexter,
but what you got there
ismo a video game.
It's a bargain!
Got it for a nickel from a gypsy.
Well, kids,
I'd best be moseying along.
I got this swell 8-track for your mother.
So long!
Thank you, father.
Thanks for nothing.
Ouch!
Hey, what's this?
Oooh. Hey, Dexter!
You dropped your new video game.
Want to play?
No.
'Cause master computer is a lame, old, outdated game
with vertex graphics,
8 bits of memory, one level of play.
It has no scaling capabilities, no digital stereo sound,
no multi-player, no secret codes...
Man! The guys don't even bleed!
Plus, I mastered it when I was 3, ok?
No.
You just don't want to play
'cause you know I'll beat you.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
You're on!
Go, baby, go!
[Crash]
Don't even say it.
Will you please
get out of my laboratory!
I don't want to play with you no more!
Dexter, you're just a...
Sore loser!
Good-bye!
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Dee Dee: Ouch.
Now, where was I?
Ah, yes!
It won't budge.
Errr! Uhhh! Arrrgh!
Come on! What is wrong with you?
Ooooh! Arrgh! Unnh!
Master computer: Dexter, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Huh?
Thank you for releasing me
from my cartridge prison.
Now I, master computer, have plenty of cyberspace
in which to expand my evil powers!
Ha ha ha ha!
Lab computer: Dexter, all circuits are being taken over
by a foreign virus.
Please initiate complete system shutdown
to save core permanent memory.
Master computer: You thought I was a mere toy!
Well, now it's time I toy withyou!
What?
Now you're in my
shall we play a game?
Waaaaahhh!
Oooh! This game grid is too vast.
I need something in which to go fast.
Hmmm... now that I have been digitized
I should have access to all modes of play, correct?
Let's see... Beam cycle program.
Go!
I have you now, master computer.
Whoa!
Holy megabytes!
Time for some quick maneuvering!
Noooo!
[Burp]
Aaaahh! No!
I'm trapped in the grid spider's web site!
Man, this stinks.
Ok, I admit it.
I can't play video games to save my life.
Literally.
I am sorry, computer.
I have failed you.
Lab computer: Dexter, thereis someone who can help us.
No, not that!
Anything but that!
Lab computer: I have saved just enough power
to send out a message droid.
Shall I patch you through?
Ohhhh!
[Beep beep]
Hello.
Dee Dee: Oh, hello, Roy-bot.
Come on in.
Would you like some batteries?
[Beep beep]
A message?
Forme?
Well, let's see...
Yeah, looks like you got something
jammed in here real good.
Were you in a—
help me, Dee Dee!
You're my only hope!
Dexter?
Dexter: Stop it, Dee Dee!
Now listen.
I need you to go into my lab.
But I'm not allowed in your lab.
Now you are.
Forever?
Not forever.
Well, I don't—
ok, ok, forever.
Now listen, Dee Dee.
I need you to go into my lab
and play a game of master computer.
And win!
And if you do, I promise I won't get mad
when you beat me at video games. Ok?
Promise get mad?
I promise!
Ok!
I must be mad.
Now for you, master computer!
Dee Dee did it! Dee Dee did it!
I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won!
Dexter: Dee Dee, quick!
Remove the cartridge!
Good! Now get me out of here!
Dee Dee!
Dee Dee, what are you doing?
You said if I won, you wouldn't get mad
if I beat you at video games, right?
Uh... right.
Dee Dee: Well, prepare to be beaten!
Primal fighter!
[Grunt grunt]
Oh, no!
No, Dee Dee, no!
Ok, ok! You win!
Ow ow ow!
You win!
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where impossible things may happen
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♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪
♪ lives the smartest boy ♪
♪ you've ever seen
♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪
♪ to smithereens
♪ there is gloom and doom ♪
♪ while things go boom ♪
♪ in Dexter's lab
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