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Where is the next experiment, computer?
Computer: In quadrant 4, Dexter.
Dexter: Thank you.
Things have been going very smoothly today, huh, computer?
Computer: Yes, Dexter. All systems are operating
at optimum efficiency.
Optimum efficiency.
[Brakes squeal]
We have never operated at optimum efficiency.
Computer, initiate standard scan
for Dee Dee-like life forms.
I can find no indication that your sister is in the laboratory, Dexter.
This does not make any sense.
Why isn't she bothering me?
Ooh! What a wonderful new Dolly I found!
I'll name you Dexter,
and you will play the ugly beast
who can be changed into a prince
by the beautiful darbie and her magic kiss.
Dexter is very shy because he is so ugly,
but darbie thinks Dexter is cute,
so they got married... Dexter... So cute...
Dexter... dexter... dexter...
She is plotting something against me.
Lucky I brought my handy-dandy portolab.
Hmm...
Aha!
My shrink-ray is the perfect machine for the job.
Computer: The shrink-ray has been known
to make the subject's imagination run wild.
The loss of size causes a loss of perspective.
You may lose touch with reality. It is advised—
blah, blah, blah. I must shrink down
so I can sneak under Dee Dee's door
and discover what she is plotting.
All right, Dexter. You have one hour
till miniaturization ends
and you must exit from Dee Dee's room.
Can't make anything out from this angle.
Perhaps if I were to climb to the top
of that tall skyscraper...
No! Not a tall building!
Just a pile of building blocks.
Must stay focused.
Dexter: Whoa!
Dexter!
All right, kid, reveal your evil scheme,
or I shall have to force it out of you.
Did you come over to play dolls with me?
Dolls? Dolls? What are you talking about?
Dexter, meet darbie, Ben, and Dexter.
Dexter?
Focus! Focus!
You mean all you have been doing is playing dolls?
Of course, silly. What else?
And now we begin
another dramatic episode
ofdollhouse drama.
The role of Dexter—
Dee Dee, I am far too busy.
The role of Dexter will be played by Dexter!
As this episode begins,
Dexter is happily eating his breakfast.
Eat your breakfast, Dexter!
My breakfast is a nonremovable sticker.
Although I am kind of hungry.
Dexter is joined by his beautiful wife darbie.
Dexter. Dexter.
Darbie: Dexter,
aren't you going to kiss your blushing bride good morning?
Ok.
Dee Dee: Oh, dear. Look at the time.
You must hurry, or you'll be late to the lab.
Mustn't be late!
But Dexter has forgotten his briefcase.
Oh, honey, I forgot my—
Dee Dee: Dexter is shocked to find his wife
in the arms of his best friend Ben.
Unhand my wife, you rat!
Wow! What a great episode!
Uh-oh!
Darbie, how could you do this to me?
Is there some reason,
some explanation?
Your silence says it all.
Good-bye, darbie!
[Dee Dee crying]
They were my favorite couple.
Start, darn it! Start!
Dee Dee: Vroom! Vroom! Brrrr!
How could I have been so blind, so stupid,
so out of touch with reality?
Vroom! Vroom!
Dexter drives to lookout point
and tries to figure things out.
Ah, lookout point.
The view from up here always relaxes me.
[Ghostly voice] Dexter!
Uh, who are you?
It's the ghost of your first love.
You must forgive darbie
or risk losing her like you did me.
I will. I will. I promise I will.
I must hurry home!
Vroom! Vroom!
Screeeech!
Dee Dee: Darbie is in the arms of Dexter's evil twin brother.
Oh! Dexter, I didn't know.
I thought it was you. I—
I don't blame you, darbie.
This dirt-bag's been plaguing me my whole life.
Dee Dee: Dexter has broken his brother into pieces.
Nothing will ever tear us apart again.
Dexter! Look what you've done!
I'm telling mom!
[Door slams]
What have I done?
No, darbie!
I cannot let it end this way.
And then you know what he did?
Oh, all right, all right, dear.
Dexter!
Dexter, what have I told you about—
shh!
It's ok, my sweet. Go back to sleep.
You need your rest.
The justice friends—
3 of earth's mightiest heroes
joining forces under one roof
to face the challenge of everyday life.
Starring major glory...
Valhallen...
And the infragible krunk
in...
Rarggh!
So, it's battle you want, is it?
Then the justice friends will be happy to oblige you,
comrade red.
Ah, major glory, it is time
my most powerful comrades and I are showing you
who will be big boss of entire world.
First, we will be crushing you.
Then we shall be ruling all that we are seeing.
Now say hello to your old friend living bullet.
Well, well, living bullet, world's fastest man.
Long time no see.
Good to see you again, major glory. Thanks for showing up.
Hey, anything for my old college roomie.
So, how are the wife and kids?
My work keeps me away a lot. Here's some photos.
Back to the fray, as they say.
Valhallen, I'll handle comrade red.
Major glory: You subdue that large female.
Valhallen: Righteous.
Krunk get sucker punched.
No one sucker punch krunk!
Krunk—huh?
Huh? Shiny head, who pretty lady?
Never seen her before. Ask major glory.
He's a bit of a nosy Nancy.
Krunk ask flag man.
Flag man.
Oh, hi, krunk.
What name of lady?
Any special reason you want to know?
Well, uh...
Aw, does little krunky-wunky have a little crushy-wushy?
Oh, come on. Cut it out.
Well, in the name of good old American romance,
I suppose I could ask around.
Now, I am going to ask you a simple question.
My large friend has his subintelligent bloodshot eyes set on that large female.
What is her name?
Talk!
My comrades and I call her she thing.
She thing?
She beautiful.
Krunk in love.
Good luck, my love-struck friend.
Krunk must get to know she thing.
Rairr!
Hello there. My name krunk.
Me couldn't help notice you purple, too.
She thing don't notice krunk.
Taketh my advice, infragible one.
Babes love flowers.
Flowers?
Errarr!
Oh, uh, pardon me.
Krunk bring she thing beautiful bouquet.
She thing play hard to get.
Fraggin' flowers!
Valhallen, look! Over there!
Isn't that cute? He's bringing her candy.
Aw!
Maybe krunk should defend she thing's honor.
Valhallen: Yo, krunkage, wilt thou lend a hand?
Yellow-hair bother you?
What?
Allow krunk.
Huh?
Krunk say poem for lady.
Uh... krunk—roses, um... clouds...
Uh...
The end.
She thing like to get to know krunk better.
Ok.
Ha ha ha! You funny.
[Screaming]
Krunk love way she thing pound krunk's teammate.
She thing love way krunk pummels she thing's teammate.
Aah!
Krunk love way she thing's eyes bulge when she thing screams.
She thing love the way krunk lift heavy things.
Krunk want always to be with she thing.
She thing want always to be with krunk.
Always? Always!
No.
Yes!
Do svedania, comrade.
Aah!
What wrong, honey bunny?
Oh, krunk. See what stupid fighting do?
Now she thing nail broken!
Which one?
Now she thing look hideous!
No one make krunk's girlfriend look hideous.
Aaaaahh!
Krunk will smash everyone!
I get the feeling he's upset.
This doth stink greatly.
Well done, krunk.
You know, for a moment there,
I thought they actually stood a chance.
Now we can safely turn it over
to the proper authorities.
Krunk say good-bye to she thing?
Well, I suppose. But don't stay too long.
Remember, we have autographs to sign.
Krunk write letters to she thing?
But krunk can't write.
It ok. She thing can't read.
That reminds me— got to get home to Mrs. Bullet
and the little leadheads.
Thanks, major glory.
Anything for an old friend.
It's the American way.
Cool costume.
Not as cool as mine.
She thing promise to break out of jail and smash many things
so krunk will catch she thing.
Aw, cheer up, krunk.
There's still plenty of other fish in the sea.
Krunk no like fish.
Well, krunk, at least you still have us.
Krunk suddenly have a craving for sea bass.
I, the evil mathmagician, shall capture all the children
and force them to do homework forever!
Just then...
Major glory!
You asked for it.
Ah, ah. No violence in schools.
You're right. But there is one way to stop you.
No! Not justice fruit pies, a delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate.
I give up.
Thanks, major glory.
Don't thank me— thank fustic fruit fies.
What?
I said, fon't fank—oh!
Ha ha ha!
Computer: Password identification, please.
Star wars.
Good evening, computer.
Put me on-line to this evening's agenda.
Computer: First, there's studying
for your French examination tomorrow,
and secondly, you're scheduled to break the DNA code.
Some things are a little more important
than French class, computer.
Dexter: Aquatic nutrification.
Computer: Completed and noted,
but be advised that you still haven't studied for your French test,
and it's almost bedtime.
I told you, some things are more important
than French class, computer!
Kids! Bedtime!
Hmm.
Hey, who needs to study?
Withmy I can learn while I sleep.
Computer, which genius invention of mine
shall I use to achieve the desired effect?
Computer: Well, I don't know, Dexter. You're
this is true.
So, now bring me the subconscious discographic hypnotator,
and don't give me no lip.
Heh heh heh!
Record: Bonjour, bonjour. I am Jean-Pierre.
And I am Sophie.
We'll be your tutors for this lesson today.
We'll start with breakfast items.
Cheese omelet.
Omelette du fromage.
[Record skipping]
Omelette du fromage.
Good morning, Dexter.
Omelette du fromage.
Morning, poophead.
Omelette du fromage! Omelette du—
[sweetly] Hmm. Dexter?
What's my name?
[Whispers] Omelette du fromage.
That's all you can say!
All right, class.
I've boiled the entire curriculum of the year down to one question,
so take your time and watch your grammar,
'cause this one really
Omelette du fromage?
Ok now. A train traveling at 460 watts from england
by the circumference of the city of Wisconsin
terminated an airspeed to ground rate ratio.
In what city in France would the trains collide?
Does anyone have any ideas on this one?
Dexter.
Uh... Omelette du fromage?
Hey, hey! That's right. The city of omelette du fromage.
That's all you can say!
Omelette du fromage! Omelette du fromage!
What you say?
Omelette du fromage?
Oh, Dexter! Dexter!
French is the language of love.
Oh, say it again, Dexter.
Omelette du fromage.
Ohh!
Hey, Dexter! You talking to our girls?
Omelette du fromage!
Omelette du... Fromag.
Hey, whoa! Slow down, buddy. I didn't know it was like that, man.
In the French language, how do you say cheese omelet?
Omelette du fromage.
Host: Right again! The biggest winner of all time.
♪ Omelette du fromage
[Cheering]
Omelette du fromage!
[Cheering]
Reporter: Dexter! Dexter, can we get a statement?
Omelette.
Computer: Password identification.
Omelette du fromage.
Access denied.
Omelette du—
access denied.
Omelette du fromage!
Access denied.
Be advised: Complete computer memory core meltdown engaged.
All active experiments will be terminated and demolecularized.
Laboratory will self-destruct
in 10 seconds and counting.
Omelette du fromage!
[Crying]
7... 6...
5... 4...
Dee Dee: That's all you can say!
That's all you can say!
That's all you can say! That's all you can say!
Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door
where impossible things may happen
that the world's never seen before.
♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪
♪ lives the smartest boy ♪
♪ you've ever seen
♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪
♪ to smithereens...
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♪ in Dexter's lab ♪
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