It's a gold mine, i tell you!
Hula dance lessons are huge!
In a pig's eye.
He's over here, jimmy!
Tell him, sarah. Tell him.
Ha ha ha!
Ed, stop your wiggling around.
Stick it underneath the ground.
Listen to me, you idiot!
I want you to... Get lost, twerp!
Ed's working.
Buzz off, eddy!
Fathead!
Why, you little...
Give it a break, will you?
Pay attention, ed.
Go down to the candy store
And buy me and jimmy some...
Fudge, rich and thick with lots of nuts!
Yum! Mmm!
Yum, yum.
Here's my allowance money.
Don't lose it, or you're dog meat.
Ed: i can do this that, sarah.
Oh, you better.
Now, go, shoo, scram.
It has been absorbed.
You can count on me, yep,
Or my name's not, um...
Ed!
Maybe.
Gee, ed,
That loot looks pretty disgusting, pal.
I mean, it's all stained and wrinkled-Like, my friend.
Why don't you let me
Clean and press that cash for you, bosom buddy?
Clean and press?
Makes you want to throw up, don't it?
Let me take that for you
So you don't contaminate
Those badly drawn fingers.
Can't do that, eddy.
Baby sister of mine
Has trusted me with her allowance.
So fudge i must buy it with!
Apart from ed's deplorable sentence structure,
I'm proud of his devotion
To his younger sister. Aren't you, eddy?
Eddy, please, have some decency.
Don't touch me!
Wait!
Where you going, ed?
To buy my baby sister and her persnickety friend
Fudge with lots of nuts.
You mean jawbreakers, ed.
Jawbreakers?
What are you, a parrot?
You've got enough moola there
For 3 sweet, everloving jawbreakers, big boy!
Stop right there.
It's sarah's money,
And if fudge sarah wants,
Fudge sarah gets.
The guy's cracked, ed.
I know that you know that jawbreakers are the way to go.
Don't you listen to him, ed.
Sarah's depending on you.
Forget, sarah! Jawbreakers, ed.
Ed, you gave sarah your word.
And sarah gave him cash.
Jawbreakers, ed.
Stand firm and deliver, ed.
Let integrity be your guide.
Double d's right, ed.
Integrity in latin means, "buy jawbreakers."
Get the picture?
Yes.
No, ed.
No?
That money doesn't belong to you,
And you are obligated and responsible
For its expenditure.
Fudge is the honorable path.
That's stupid!
Come on, ed.
You know you want to.
Who's gonna know?
Who?
You'll know, ed, and the guilt will smother you
Like so many wet blankets.
Hey, tinker bell.
Let's chitchat.
Oww! No, wait! Ow!
Unlikely!
Jawbreakers, ed.
No, ed. Fudge.
Jawbreakers!
Fudge!
Jawbreakers! Jawbreakers!
F-Fudge! Eddy!
I said, jawbreaker!
He went in.
Mm. Mm. Ha ha ha!
Ed: ohh!
You made the right choice,
My fine fish-Faced friend.
I'm speechless.
I mean, how can you two just sit there
Drooling over your ill-Gotten gains?
Have you no shame?
Who is she, double d?
Ed, give double d his cut.
I refuse to be part of any of this, eddy.
Open wide and say bob, double d.
Not if it was the last edible substance on our planet, ed.
Ohh!
How can something so bad taste so good?
When someone else coughs up for it, that's how.
Ha ha ha!
You were supposed to let it melt in your mouth, ed,
Not swallow it.
Aw, it's kicking, the little whatchamacallit.
How could i do such a thing?
I don't even know who i am anymore!
You should write your name
On your underwear, double d.
See? I'm "hand wash only."
What's you?
Me?
Self-Abomination, eddy!
Ed was entrusted with a task,
And i became embroiled
In the breach of that trust.
My hands are contaminated
By the filth and chicanery.
Oh, what dastardly deed have we sowed?
Who writes this guy's stuff?
Here, ed. Give this to sarah
And tell her it's fudge.
Fudge? Sarah!
Dog meat!
Enough already!
As long as we sidestep sarah
And keep our big mouths shut,
The twerp will forget all about it.
Sarah and jimmy: ♪ The fudge is here!
Eddy.
Find it yet, jimmy?
Not in here, sarah.
It's not here either, jimmy.
I don't see fudge anywhere, sarah.
Where the heck's my fudge, ed?
Shh!
Well?
I... I... Spent your money
On jawbreakers, sarah!
Have pity, as i cannot control my brain.
You what?
Wait!
Aah!
Dearest sarah,
I speak for all of us when i say
How sorry we are in spending your allowance.
Is that so?
Why, yes.
Isn't that right, fellows?
And are prepared to pay you back every cent...
With the current market-Bearing interest, of course.
What are you talking about?
Interest?
We can buy even more fudge, sarah.
Deal.
How are we supposed to pay her back?
We're broke.
You got us into this. Well?
Dog meat, eddy!
Ha!
Wedgies?
You can't be serious, eddy.
Step right up, folks!
Your dream come true.
Give a wedgie, just 25 cents.
Wedgies?
Hike them high while they're still dry!
Whoa there, valued customer.
Not me... Them.
That will be 25 cents.
Delighted.
Wait one doggone second here!
Me first, kevin!
Ho ho ho!
Hey! Let me see that.
You're short!
It's mine!
Ha!
Aah!
I want my money!
Ha ha ha!
How mortifying.
One more for the gipper, kevin!
You dorks are bent.
I'm out of here.
Don't leave now.
I can set the boys up for another round.
What do you say?
Not for me, man.
I'm spent.
Aw, come on!
My money now!
You know you want to.
It's a smorgasbord of fun,
A casserole of laughs!
Good lord. What's he up to now?
So what's the catch, eddy?
Catch? Um... Catch whatever falls out,
And it's yours to keep.
That's how piã'atas work, johnny boy.
Piã'atas?
Me first, johnny!
Cough up a quarter and go to town.
Right on!
Here you go, eddy.
Give me that!
Johnny, please, open your eyes, lad.
Do we look like piã'atas?
Ouch, eeh, ooh, ow, eeh!
A shoe? Boring!
Look what i got, plank. Coconut earmuffs!
Now, about that interest.
I can see right through your horrible plan, eddy,
And if you think this will withhold
Our giving sarah her money back,
You've got another thing coming, mister.
Oww! Yow! Ooh!
Ed's underwear! Oh!
Soap! I need soap!
Hold on there, trigger.
We're just getting started.
We owe sarah money with interest,
So you two get back in that tree,
And i'll get a slingshot, and...
I've had just about enough.
For one day, thank you.
What about paying sarah back, double d?
Oh, we'll pay back, eddy.
What are you looking at?
Aah!
Yay! All right!
Sweet. Nice one, nazz.
That was fun.
Who's up next?
It's our turn, huh, plank?
Yip-Yip-Yoo!
Oh, no!
Aah! Uhn!
Step right up, rolf.
It only costs one penny.
You must be pulling rolf's finger.
Rolf shall return!
I'll just take your turn.
Till you get back, then.
At a penny a turn,
It may take a while to pay you back, sarah.
That's ok, double d.
Don't do it, kev... Ohh!
I've got all the time in the world.
And i've got a jar on my buttocks.
Rolf would like this many goes at the ed boy.
You've got to be kidding me.
Hey, wait.
That's enough to cover sarah's allowance.
Right, sarah? Stand back,
As rolf has eaten mama's pickled cabbage.
Ye-Ahh!
Oh, man.
Oh, me!
Uh!
Hey, useless!
Put those rings down and take a load off your eyes.
Ha ha ha.
Very funny, eddy.
But in order to attract a crowd,
One needs to demonstrate
The use of these archaic arcade games.
Is that what you're trying to do?
Step aside. Let the pro demonstrate.
Whak me!
Hold still, lumpy, so i can hit you!
Bravo. Well done, eddy.
You've convinced me.
Your skill and expertise in mundane, misleading,
And moth-Ridden carnival games
Makes me want to throw caution to the wind
And give you all my money.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Monster!
I want to be a monster!
Look at me!
I am a monster!
Waaah! Grrr!
Blaagh!
I am just a monster in a boy's body.
If only for a day, i wish i could enjoy
The serenity of ed's world.
Hey!
Blaagh!
Why do you always have to...
Wreck everything?
But, eddy, i just want to be a monster.
I was quite enamored by ed's impersonation, eddy.
What are you flapping your gums about now?
Humor me.
What if ed really was a monster?
Think about it.
Ed's overactive imagination
Could attract customers, eddy.
I said, i...
Customers are practically suckers.
I like that. Monster for edd!
Good i will be.
You better not mess this up, lumpy.
I will be the best monster i can be, eddy.
I'm sure you will, ed.
Now try this on.
Wow.
I feel transformed, guys.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
Hey, look. Ed's got a chin.
I'll just go get a mirror, ed.
You look very convincing.
You're a natural, ed.
You should have been born a monster.
Aahoorraah... Uhhrrrruhhh...
Waaarrooorraaah...
Man, what's he doing... Making a mirror?
Aarraarrraaaagh! What's with you?
Ed: i am a monster!
Aaaarrrrgghhh!
I'm back.
Father's garage!
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Curse the consequences of an only child.
Ed's an animal.
Ed? Who else?
That idiot attacked me,
Then busted through the garage
Growling like a monster.
I told you about ed's overactive imagination.
Hey, don't look at me.
I'm the one who got overimaginated all over.
Ed's prone to overstimulation, eddy.
He can't control himself.
You're the one who dressed him up.
Help!
Help me! Aaah!
Heavens. It's jimmy.
Jimmy?
Oh, my.
Ha ha ha!
This is worse than i thought.
This isn't as simple as pretending or playacting, eddy.
Ed actually believes he's become a monster.
He's even made off with... Jimmy!
Hey, fluffy.
Fluffy?
Is it not jimmy?
Who is fluffy?
We have to warn the others!
In your dreams.
Come on!
Poor jimmy.
Come on, everybody.
Plank says he heard something over here.
Yeah, right, and i'm the king of siam.
And rolf is the head of cabbage.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
I'll figure out a way to make a buck off this.
If it kills me.
Mm mm mmph!
Where are you, fluffy?
Jimmy!
Rolf is confused.
Is it jimmy or this fluffy who is lost?
Oh, jimmy!
Jimmy!
Hmm?
How lucky can you get, plank?
Chunky puffs.
Heh heh heh!
Ouch. Johnny!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did you see that?
What have i done?
I've actually created a monster.
What is this sound that makes rolf soil his trousers?
I don't know, man, so get off me!
Guys, i just found plank without a johnny.
Ed: yaaah!
Check it out!
Aaah!
Run! Run!
Ha ha ha!
This is too rich.
It scared the pants off of them.
Ahem.
Help me! Don't let the monster eat me!
Ha ha!
There's no need to be alarmed.
He's just playing.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Why, they're actually attracted to him.
Take a hike, dorks.
It's every man for himself!
They didn't hear a word i said.
I got to see the look on their faces.
Rraaaarr!
Whoa.
It took kevin!
Ugh! Ugh! Er! Ugh!
Egh!
What's with these stupid windows?
I hate it when you do that.
Run faster!
Aaah!
Gullibility can be so painful.
Rrrraarraararaaraaagh!
Nice entrance.
Aaaah!
Excuse me, rolf.
Rrraaaaagh!
Take to your heels, gertrude!
There! The clubhouse!
Quickly. No time to explain.
Out of the way, oaf!
Overwhelming fear is not an excuse for rudeness, rolf.
Heh heh heh.
Rraallaarraaaagh!
Let's remain calm, people.
We'll be safe here.
Are you sure, double d?
He's in his own little world now.
The best thing is to just ignore him.
The beast circles with hunger.
We must appease it with a sacrifice!
Put me down, you jerk.
Hold it!
You can't play his game.
You'll only encourage this bad behavior.
So what? It's funny.
Let go of me!
See? Ha ha ha!
There's only one thing to do.
Someone needs to go down and give him a time-Out.
I'll go.
Kill-Joy.
Oh, double d,
You're so brave, i'll never forget you.
Mwah!
Rrrrrrraaaaaagh!
Uh... Ouch.
Raaagh!
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
Are you all right, rolf?
Yes. Thank you, edd boy.
All is well.
Please ask rolf's family and livestock
To remember the son of a shepherd.
Help! Aah!
It's messing my hair!
My apologies, nazz.
He's just trying to be the best monster he can...
Hey. If you find any teeth laying around,
They're mine.
Aah!
Where are you taking me?
Please don't eat me.
That is so gross, dude.
Ed seems to be acting out a science fiction movie.
He may have seen.
Ha ha ha!
Ed's stuck them to the wall with chewed-Up chunky puffs.
Man, he's good!
I fail to see the humor in this, eddy.
He's coming.
He can't see us.
What an idiot.
Eddy.
Get us down!
Yes. Ok. I'm sorry.
We'll get you down now.
What?
Come on, eddy. Enough is enough.
Look at them.
Fine. We'll get them down...
For 50 cents a pop.
Why, you... Eddy!
What?
No skin off my bones.
Who's first?
He wants the skin off my bones, double d!
Hold it right there, mister.
Haven't you caused enough trouble today?
Check it out.
Double d's yelling at it.
It's all fun and games till someone gets suspended from a wall.
Rraaaaaagh!
Aaaa... Hiya, guys.
Mom said, no parties unless i'm invited.
The beast is no more than foolhardy ed boy.
Right on.
Ed had me going, too, buddy.
The dork's twisted, i swear.
I'm off cereal forever.
Sarah?
Oh, no!
Ed pretended to be a monster
And terrorized the living heck out of us, sarah.
Oh, wait. That pinches.
Sarah, stop! It's gonna leave marks.
Sarah? Is that you?
Ugh!
Ed! Ed!
Hey, where did they go?
Get us down. Get us down.
Eddy, hiding underneath your bed
Isn't gonna save us from harm's way
Once the children eventually flake off ed's wall.
Relax, will you?
I always keep a couple of months' worth of supplies
For when the heat gets turned up.
They'll forget about us in no time.
Did you see a can opener?
I am can opener man!
What the... Please, ed, calm down.
No, no, wait.
Give me the stupid can opener, ed.
I am tissue head.
We've lost him, eddy.
Ed: i will blow your nose!
Ed! Stop! Ed! Stop!
No, no, wait.
I am bed bundy!
Sleep on me!
Ed! Ed!
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