Double dee: this is one of my favorites, ed.
One small object and one large object.
Now... And this is the riveting part.
If we drop both objects in unison...
That's at the same time, ed...
One would assume the larger object would land first.
Contraire.
Objects of different fall at the same rate!
Isn't that amazing?
Um, now, ed, when i say go, release the ball.
Ready... Set... Go.
Ed, you weren't paying attention, were you?
We need to drop our objects at the same time.
Shall we try again?
Ok.
Ready... Set... Go.
Uh-Oh.
It's stuck, double dee.
Just relax your fingers, ed.
It's devouring my hand, double dee!
It's just a bowling ball, ed. Calm down.
Get it off!
Aah!
Ed!
Howdy, neighbor!
Quick! Hide these magazines!
Hide these magazines? What are you? A parrot!
Hide them, quick! Go! Run! Hurry up!
Run? Where? What?
What are you waiting for? Numbskull.
Come on, mom. Not that!
Wait! I need this stuff!
Quit lying around, double dee.
My mom's cleaning up my room,
And she's making me throw out all my cool stuff.
But luckily, i was able to save the...
Magazines.
Ed: i hid them, eddy!
They're snug as a bug on a rug in a jug by a slug and...
How you managed, in one foul swoop,
To make a mockery of the laws of physics is...
Out of the way, sockhead!
Get back there!
You hid them good, right, ed,
In a safe place where no one will find them?
You bet, eddy!
That-A boy, ed! Where?
Yeah! Uh... Um, i forget, eddy.
You forget?
What do you mean, "you forget"?
My brother gave me those magazines!
The number you are dialing is not in service.
Double dee: i suppose one man's treasure another man's trash.
Let's simply retrace ed's steps.
That should jog his memory.
This better work.
Well, i was walking down the sidewalk,
Carrying eddy's box, when, um,
I saw a bug. Hello, bug!
I followed the little dickens
To this tree, see? Then i hit my head on that branch.
Nope. Sorry.
It was this one.
Then i gazed at the stars.
Double dee: ed... Please don't do that.
Come on. We're wasting time.
Where'd you hide the magazines, ed?
Here we go... A rubber chicken.
"hide the box, hide the box," i said.
But then i tripped,
Hanging on to my pal's box of magazines
For dear life!
I fell... And slid into a sewer.
A sewer?
My magazines are in the sewer?
Seems appropriate.
You realize if your magazines are in that sewer, eddy,
They would be totally illegible...
The text smeared by the damp sludge.
It's the pictures i'm worried about!
Ed, did you hide my box down in that sewer?
Um, not in the sewer, eddy.
So where are they?
Talk!
Ouch!
Where, ed? Ouch!
Those magazines are one-Of-A-Kind anniversary issues!
Cough 'em up!
I forget, eddy! I forget!
Double dee: clothes pegs, eddy? Please.
Obviously, your answer lies
Deep within ed's subconscious.
You'd have a better chance
Of penetrating reinforced concrete.
I suggest we analyze ed's person for clues.
Forensic science, eddy.
Any hint, trace, or grain
Could lead us to your magazines.
If kevin knew about this,
He'd take my magazines for his own viewing pleasure.
Time's a-Wastin'.
I've always wanted to say that.
Ed: eddy, will these leave marks?
Big ones, ed.
My microscope should provide the answer.
Hold this, please. Thank you.
What's with the glass?
Eddy, please don't interrupt.
Now, ed, do you see what i see?
Cupcake!
So what's with the cupcake?
Patience, please.
What's with ed's face?
Will you just let me do this, eddy?
There we go, and focus.
Oh, dear.
Ed, there is a new invention called soap. Have you heard of it?
Oh, this is gonna be more difficult than i thought, eddy.
Oh, my lord!
What's taking so long? Somebody's sure to find them!
I'm having a hard time ascertaining the clues from ed's copious contaminants.
A moment, please. Read a magazine or something.
Read a magazine? If i knew where ed hid 'em.
Those?
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
This looks interesting.
Let's see now.
Hmm. Fine loose grains of rock... Mostly quartz.
Well?
Commercial-Grade sand, eddy.
From a sandbox, i'd surmise.
Ed must have...
Buried my magazines in the sandbox!
Eddy's coming to get you, babies!
I love babies, guys.
Goochie goochie goo.
Eddy, why are you stopping here? The...
What's he doing following us?
Maybe he... The sandbox!
Oh, no, my magazines!
Jeepers, if only sarah could see how good i am at manual labor.
And what are you digging for?
Are you working for kevin?
I don't know what you're talking about, eddy.
I'm flying solo.
Eddy, you put jimmy down.
Can't you see he's an innocent bystander in all this?
I hardly think that jimmy... Or kevin, for that matter...
Have any knowledge to the whereabouts of your magazines.
Oh, is that so?
And what makes you think that,
Mr. "i know everything about kevin knowing nothing about my magazines"?
Boy, double dee, eddy never looks at like that.
Shut up and start digging, ed!
Lucky feller.
Once he digs them up,
I'll hide them where no one will find them.
Dig a hole, dig a hole...
But this is the wrong spot, eddy.
Ed, you should be excavating here in the sandbox.
And shall i lend a hand?
Oh, no, you don't!
Those are my magazines!
Eddy, i'm getting the feeling you don't trust me.
How could you even think that?
Double dee!
Come here, will you?
I wonder what kevin could want.
Aha!
Hurry up.
I suppose i should go over.
Double-Crosser.
Hmm!
Dig a hole, dig a hole,
Dig a hole, dig a hole...
You're very welcome, kevin.
So what's with that? What did kevin want, huh? What?
Kevin just asked for the time, eddy.
Oh, yeah? Well, i don't see a watch. Do you see a watch?
Ed: look what i found, guys!
I'd tell you i love you, ed, but i ain't that kind of guy.
Bravo, ed. Bring on the grail.
A toothbrush!
Finders keepers!
You guys must think i'm stupid or something!
You're both in cahoots to steal my magazines!
And what would we do with your magazines, eddy?
My hat!
My eyebrow!
But, eddy, i can't make funny faces without that!
Wait, ed. I'm not decent.
Eddy, you wouldn't dare!
Don't come any closer,
Or the hat and the eyebrow get a one-Way ticket down sewerville!
Now, where's my magazines?
Eddy, gather whatever strand of logic
You may have left.
We don't know the whereabouts of your magazines!
Maybe you need to have another chitchat with your ringleader kevin.
Ed, eddy's taken the proverbial leap off the deep end.
Say, "bye-Bye," boys. Heh heh heh!
Oh, kevin! Kevin!
Oh, double dee! Double dee!
Please don't do anything rash, eddy. Thank you.
Ed: run! Run for your lives!
Ed, this way!
Oh, dear!
Kevin, wake up, please! You need to talk to eddy.
Hurry, kevin! Eddy's proverbial!
Let go of my shirt.
Um, kevin.
Like i give! What a couple of losers.
Ha ha ha!
Ed: ha ha ha!
Let go of my bike!
Cough up my magazines!
Get your hands off my bike!
You ain't fooling me.
I'm wise to what you and your 2 lackeys are up to.
Get over yourself!
Give me my bike!
I want my magazines!
My hat, please! Thank you!
Eyebrow for ed!
My magazines!
The bike!
The magazines!
Hat, please!
Eyebrow, now!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Check out what plank and i found.
Talk about luck, huh, guys?
My magazines! My magazines!
Come to papa, my babies!
Pathetic.
Oh, there you... Aren't?
Cool box, huh, eddy?
Where's the magazines? What did you do with them, baldy?
Spit it out! Where are they?
I hid them, eddy.
Oww!
You hid the magazines in a different spot?
Pretty smart, huh?
No thanks are necessary!
Where, ed? Where did you hide the magazines?
I don't get them, either, buddy.
Ed: well, i was walking down the sidewalk when i saw a bug.
Hello, bug.
I followed the little dickens to this tree, see?
Then i hit my head on that branch.
Nope. Sorry.
It was this one.
Then i gazed at the stars.
"wait to be seated"?
What's that supposed to mean?
They always say that at restaurants, sarah.
Welcome to ponce de la eds.
I'll see if we have a free table.
So sorry, but we're booked full.
You didn't even open your eyes, you fathead!
Wait, sarah. Let me show you how it's done.
Ahem. Surely you must have one table open.
Here's 2 more garcon.
May i? There we go.
We have a variety of creations to please every pallet.
I'll return momentarily to take your order.
What do you feel like, kevin?
Are you gonna get the ed kabobs
Or the eddy pizza or the double dee spaghetti?
I'm ordering the barf bag.
Where's that on the menu, kevin?
Well, jonny, have you decided on anything?
Don't ask me. Plank's treating.
What do you mean, an ed turkey a la king for you
And a couple of breadsticks for the bald kid?
Rolf would like the ed steak... Rare.
And i'll have a salad a la double dee, double dee.
And i'll have an ed shake. Easy on the froth, and make sure it's cold!
My! Uh, coming right up.
Ed?
Oh, no, you don't!
Too many cooks spoil their goulashes, double dee.
Very well. Here's a few orders to fill, chef ed.
I will wake him up!
That's it! I've had it!
Let's go home and eat, jimmy!
No, no, wait! Um, let's...
Nice presentation, ed.
One ed turkey a la king.
Oh, boy, i'm starving!
Bon appetit.
For crying out loud!
Double dee: ed, you were supposed to use a real turkey.
Stuffing, anybody?
Idiot!
Come on, jimmy!
I'm so repulsed.
This place is a dump!
Oh, come on! How about a 2-For-One?
This should have worked!
This scam always worked for my brother!
Everything always worked for my brother.
Let me say this about that.
Do you know why they worked for him?
'cause people respected my brother!
And they respected me 'cause i was...
With my brother.
Don't feel bad, eddy.
The truth is, the others have always held you
With the utmost, unequivocal,
And deepest sincerity of disrespect.
Was here, i'd show them who's boss.
That's it! My brother's coming home!
At least that's what we'll tell them.
Ed: wait till he sees how much i have grown.
Deception, eddy? Is that how you plan to garner respect?
What planet are you from?
Double dee: be careful, ed.
The kids will be eating out of my hands in no time.
Speaking of hands, eddy,
You might want to break away from tradition and actually lend a hand here.
No problem, double dee.
What's with the balloons?
You dorks getting married...
To each other? Ha ha ha!
Read the sign, giggles.
My big brother's coming home today.
No way.
And it works for him!
Uh, so tell me,
Those stories about your brother...
Are they true? Hey, guys! Kev here wants to know
If those stories about my brother are true!
Shh.
Tell you what i'm gonna do.
I'll introduce you to him,
So you can ask him yourself.
He should be here pretty soon.
Maybe some other time. Gotta blow!
Is that respect or what?
A whole box of it!
That wasn't respect, eddy.
What i witnessed was fear.
R-E-S-P-E-E-K! Respect, double dee!
Fishing is a gas, huh, plank?
Kevin?
We almost caught you for supper, speedy.
Take a hike! I ain't tellin' you nothing!
Ooh, kevin knows something we don't know, buddy.
Hey, tell us your secret, kevin!
Come on! We won't tell anyone! We're loners!
It's about time! Hey, plank, eddy's brother is coming home!
You didn't hear it from me.
Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ow!
Jonny the wood boy,
Always with this head of yours,
There's so many jokes. Yes?
Rolf respects your cluelessness.
Wait, rolf!
Jiminy! Eddy's brother returns to the cul-De-Sac?
Rolf must protect his fowl!
She who loafs in the name of vanity,
Hurry! Our judgment day approaches!
For real? Eddy's brother is so rad!
I better get my gear!
Who's up for "pin the tail on the donkey?"
Shut up, ed!
Where the heck is everybody?
Well, it seems your rumor of your brother's return...
In order to gain respect... Is as contrived as your spelling of the word, eddy.
I won't say i told you so... Yow!
It wasn't me, double dee! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Nice one, ed!
Tell your brother i did you a favor, ok?
Ha ha ha!
Like he cares!
Ok. Well, how about you and your bro
Come over to my house
And watch tv or something?
I mean, if you want.
It's working, double dee.
Gee, i don't know.
My brother hates losers.
Oh... Right.
But tell you what, kev-O,
Me and the boys will come over
And see if it's cool enough for my bro to hang at.
You'd do that for me?
Party at kevin's house!
Now go home and make sure there's lots of snacks!
That was unbelievable.
Party at kevin's house!
Why would kevin invite us to his house?
R-E-S-P-E-E-K. Respect, double dee.
Party at kevin's... Chickens!
Would you like to come to a party and revel sprightly?
No party for rolf's fowl!
Your chicken too good for my brother's party, rolf?
Has he arrived to our humble cul-De-Sac?
He's on his way, stretch.
Please inform eddy's brother
That rolf's chickens exist no longer!
And what was that all about?
Eddy! Oh, eddy!
Up here, dude.
Can i, like, talk with you?
Me?
Nazz wants to talk to... Ha ha ha! Oops.
Say, eddy, can you tell your brother
I'm ready to climb any time he is?
Climb?
Did you see that?
Now chicks are falling for me, double dee! It's working!
Eddy, wait!
My brother's making it work, double dee!
Something's actually working for me!
Party at kevin's house!
Eddy, your brother's legacy has lost control.
Do you hear me, eddy? It's changing with each interpretation!
Eddy's brother?
Hello.
I must see the second-Born ed boy.
Rolf does not mean to intrude, lesser of the 2 offsprings.
But rolf humbly offers eddy's brother this token.
Hey, kev, fetch me some more soda, will you?
When's your brother getting here, anyway?
Got any dip?
I'll dip you, you dork.
I suppose a glass of water would be out of the question, then?
Silence! It was rolf's turn to grovel!
As rolf was saying...
Rolf offers this gift to eddy's brother...
A vest made from the hair of papa's back...
In exchange for the safety of rolf's unoffending chickens.
Ed: cool. Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
Thank you, ed boy, and thank your brother! Yes, thank him.
Nice lungs, nazz.
There's the ball, sarah.
Hiya, baby sister.
You dare hit
The brother of eddy's brother!
Brothers are stupid.
Oh, yeah? Why don't you tell him that to his face, then?
Fine. So, where's his face?
Where is he, man?
Rolf smell something, and it's not papa's back hair vest.
Is he coming, eddy?
Eddy, everything's become distorted, muddled, and mixed up.
End this charade. Now is the time to gain that respect.
Ok. I guess i should tell you, he ain't showing up...
Today...'cause he... Missed the bus!
Yeah, and he'll be at my house tomorrow at lunch!
Awesome. Can we come over?
Rolf will join you, kevin.
Cool. I heard he's so strong.
Is he, eddy?
Yep!
I bet. Come on, jimmy.
Ha ha ha!
They're still sitting out there. What sheep!
Your rumor is a monster
Feeding on everyone's insecurities.
Stop it before it's too late.
It's just a little fib, double dee.
Kevin would pound the living daylights out of me
If i told him my brother ain't showin' up.
Did he miss another bus, eddy?
Buses can be so cruel.
And hard on the caboose,
If you know what i mean.
Um, eddy, there's someone at your door.
It's probably kevin. I'm ready for him.
Uh-Oh. It's my brother.
Your brother?
Hey, bro. Uh, good to see you. Uh, back so soon?
Honest, it wasn't me! They're all lying, i swear!
Can i get you anything, bro, huh? Can i?
Get me a triple-Scoop banana split sundae
With chocolate sauce, marshmallows, lots of nuts.
Hey, wait a minute. What happened to that lactose thing you...
See this?
Hurry! Hurry! I'll get the ice cream.
I'll get the chocolate sauce!
And i'll get the nuts.
Boy. Don't forget the marshmallows.
Hurry it up!
Watch what you're doing, jimmy!
It's these darn stilts.
They make me all clumsy, sarah.
Ed: hey!
What flavor ice cream did you want?
Ahem. Chocolate!
Okey-Dokey!
Your brother wants chocolate, eddy!
Ha ha ha! Brothers are such idiots!
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