Need a scapegoat for mom and dad to yell at?
Why not blame the dummy?
Only 25 cents.
You mean live life guilt free?
Give it to me, eddy!
We got us a live one!
Be gentle.
The procedure is really quite simple, jimmy.
Step one... We pour oatmeal,
Mother nature's own casting agent.
Step two... Vigorous distribution.
This will activate the oatmeal's
Inherent properties of coagulation.
Step 3... We let it set.
Step 4... We gently extract you
From the now-Hardened mold.
Look out for your shoes!
Aah!
Uh, yes. Um, step 5...
We insert solid black cylinders into the mold
And meticulously melt each one into its cabin,
Thus coating every delicate nook and cranny.
Get on with it.
Rome wasn't built in a day, kevin.
Wow! Look at that! Whoa!
Which one's a dummy? Huh? Huh?
Bet you can't tell.
Only at ed's spittin' image of wax.
Who's next?
Jimmy looks like he's gonna throw up!
Turn me and plank into candles, eddy!
This i got to see.
Come, kevin. The placing of the wig
Must not be missed!
This is so stale, i swear.
Huh?
Choice! A wallet!
Any cash?
It's empty like your head.
What idiot would carry a wallet with no cash in it?
No way. Hey, eddy!
Check out the idiot!
Hey, that's mine.
Ain't it weird how wallets
Can tell a lot about a dork, huh, skipper?
What'd you call me?
Your middle name, right, skipper?
Gee, i'm sorry to hear you're leaving town, pal.
I'll sure miss you.
Don't come back too soon now. Heh heh heh.
You ain't gonna tell, are you?
Don't! I'm groveling!
I'll do anything you want. I swear!
Just don't tell anyone!
Anything i want, huh?
Buy me a soda 'cause i'm broke.
In your dreams!
Your choice, skipper.
Hey, rolf!
Huh? Hello! No rain today, yes?
Half-Baked ed boy, is it done?
Ok. You win.
I'm waiting.
Am i an artiste or what?
Where did everybody go?
Ed, give jonny his eyes back.
Righto, jim bob!
Ok, you're hot. Hotter!
Yep! That's them, jonny!
Weird, huh, plank?
Everybody go away!
But, eddy, my wax figurine!
Aah!
We're closed!
Aah!
Home sweet home, huh, guys?
Let's, uh... Play some x and o's.
Oh! Oh! X's and o's?
I am stooked about x's and o's!
Ed, don't you see?
Something's amiss here,
And eddy's just trying to...
Find your hamburgers yet, wimpy?
Very well, ed, i'm up for your challenge.
Hey, you guys start. I need to check on something.
Aah!
Are you pulling my leg, kevin?
Lies! All lies! Don't listen to him, jimmy.
He's making it all up!
I was just telling them how much you love
Jimmy's fashion sense, dorky.
I do?
But if that's a lie,
Maybe i should tell them the truth.
What truth?
Oh, that! Oh, yeah.
Kevin's right, jimmy.
How about sharing your secrets, blackwell?
Heh heh heh heh.
I win again, double d.
We are playing x's and o's, aren't we, ed?
Ok. What's up?
My go?
Uh, who's next? Be right back.
I can't quite put my finger on it, ed,
But something very strange is going on here.
Yeah, that you stink at this game, double d.
Aah!
Come on, kev!
You promised you wouldn't tell!
Kevin, don't!
Whoa, oh, oh!
I win.
Preposterous.
This isn't how the game's played.
I refuse to continue
Under these absurd conditions, ed.
Aw, kitty cat go meow?
Would you mind telling me
What's gotten into you today?
Forgive me.
Ha ha ha ha!
You're bad, kevin. Hee hee hee!
Hey, what's going on?
Bleah!
Hey, eddy. Get over here.
Coming, kevin.
One is a lonely number, double d.
Ark! Ark! Ark!
Ed boy has been trained well.
Catchy tune.
Now give me a nose stand.
Choice. Wave to nazz.
Now beg for the fish.
Ark! Ark! Ark!
So? Swallow it or else.
All right then.
Hey, guys, want to know what eddy's...
Ok, ok.
Oh, man. You're sick.
Here's something to wash it down with.
Oops, i missed. Ha ha ha!
Bathroom's over there, pal!
Good one, kev. You're a funny guy.
Excuse me, eddy.
May i have a word with you privately?
Back off. Can't you see
I'm trying to bend to one's yoke?
Very well. I'll just tell your father.
You're too busy.
Remember, kev, loose lips sink ships, ok?
What does my dad want?
Anybody got an itch to scratch?
Ed.
Not now, thank you.
I made up the father excuse to lure you away, eddy.
What in sam hill has gotten into you?
Look at yourself!
Kevin's making a fool of you in front of everyone!
Yeah. It's usually me.
I can't tell you. Nobody can find out.
Hey, eddy. Come here, will you?
Got to go.
A fine example of who-Knows-What, he is.
What's up, pal?
Hey, eddy.
How about a little skip rope, friend?
Uh, nope. Not me.
Plank wants to know if you'll skipper our boat.
Ha ha ha!
Look here, ed boy.
He who commands the boat
Must brave many knots, yes?
Ha ha ha!
Dude, that wasn't even remotely funny.
Shut up, sarah!
Well, what do you know?
It's skipper.
Say what? ♪ Skipper, skipper
Go away! Leave me alone!
See you, skipper.
Skipper. What's with that?
Kevin, you jerk! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!
Oops, i forgot.
Sorry, skipper. Ha ha ha!
I'm here for you, eddy.
A penny for your thoughts?
Ed: skipper's embarrassed because everybody now knows eddy's middle name.
Skipper?
Ah, who cares? My life's wrecked.
Skipper's a very, um, exceptional middle name.
Be proud of it because it will be with you
For the rest of your life.
Now, how about a smile?
Eddy, if it makes you feel any better,
I'll tell you my middle name.
Ok.
Well, eddy, my middle name is marion.
Marion? You got to be kidding me!
That's a girl's name! Ha ha ha!
Marion! Like that maid!
Hey, everybody! Listen up!
Double d's middle name is...
Eddy, please don't!
Marion!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
My aunt's name is marion.
Double d, that's so cute!
Marion the hungarian?
No! Marion the librarian!
Kids can be so cruel, huh, ed?
You got that right, skipper!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
Ed, can't you see i'm practicing for manurity?
So then...
You won't want to forget to remember this
Or... Look. It's eddo.
Oh, and you'll need to take back this
And this.
Recollect this. Oh, and this!
Oh, and who would want to forget... Ed!
What the heck are you doing?
Give me back my stuff!
"place memories here"?
Well, hello, eddy.
Fashionably late as usual.
Late? Late for what?
Our time capsule, eddy. Remember?
We were to gather a few of our poignant possessions
And bury them in a go-No-Further location,
Then re-Excavate our said capsule as grownups
And reminisce on our yesterdays with a smile.
Do you recognize this, eddy?
The turkey baster, or should i say,
Our canadian squirt gun.
Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah!
I remember this thing.
Funny it was, huh?
As though it were always second season.
There was water left in that?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha. Very funny.
How about this tablet of memories?
Ed and eddy: the hypnotizing wheel!
Can't you just ask for something like a normal human being?
Remember when we hypnotized kevin
Into thinking he was a chimp?
It is to laugh,
And he thought my butt was a peanut.
Yeow!
Hee hee! Look at my antics.
I am kevin the primate.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hey, guys. Um... What's up?
Uh, never mind.
I wonder what nazz will remember of us when she's older.
That you looked like an idiot
And how could she have let a hunk like me get away.
See? Revisiting bygone days can be fun, eddy.
What else you got in there?
Ed: remember me?
Ouch! Oh! Ow! Ooh!
Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ow!
Fad freaky!
Good times, huh, sockhead?
Hey, i remember that!
Ha ha ha! That's when ed hit you
With that sack of potatoes!
Your recollection's a bit foggy, eddy.
This remote control was from our faux time machine.
Oh. Time machine?
Surely you recall the time machine.
Huh?
It's probably from that dumb rocket car you built.
Time machine. Not the rocket car.
Time machine. Remember?
Jimmy and jonny were at rapt attention
While i explained...
But are you sure, double d?
Most assuredly, jimmy.
Neither i nor science have found any correlation
Between time travel and frizzy flyaway hair.
Are you done yammering?
Prepare to incredibly transverse.
To the triassic period of yesteryear!
This is gonna rock!
Ow! Ow!
Tallyho! Back in time we go!
Ow! Ow!
Hang on, plank!
Whee! Oof!
Ha ha ha! Whee!
Ohh! Ohh! Ha ha ha!
Uhh! Aah! Ehh!
I think we're here, plank.
Chirp, chirp.
Look out below!
Pterodactyl!
Come on, jimmy. We can't get hurt
Because we weren't even born yet.
Wowsers! Look, plank!
Triceratops!
Roar!
Ha ha! Right on, eh, buddy?
Waa! Make it stop!
Make it...
Whoopee! 23 skiddoo!
Roar!
Aah!
Raga! Raga! Whoo!
Woo-Hoo!
What the...
Neato! We've been swallowed alive, buddy.
Huh?
Well, hello, jonny.
Hey! What's going on up there?
Ha ha ha!
Oh, and the funny part of it was the tyrannosaurus
Actually lived in the cretaceous period,
Not the triassic period.
Ha ha ha!
Oh. Oh, good times, huh, fellows?
Are you talking about?
Ed: yeah, double d.
An elephant never forgets,
But i forget what the elephant remembered.
Yes. Well, you probably just weren't paying attention
At the time, ed,
But i'm sure eddy remembers.
In another life, windbag,
But i remember this.
My dear friend the jug.
That's a picture, ed,
And it's quite familiar
To many of our ed-Ventures.
It's from when you had the hiccups, double d.
Remember?
Course says victor kicks rolf in the head again.
My turn.
Seems an air bubble has lodged itself within my...
Ha ha ha!
Oh, dear.
Come here. I'll get rid of them.
Oh, dear.
Oh, my.
There. They're gone.
Hiccups have left the building, eddy.
Strong hiccups.
Quick, eddy! Do something!
Double d is gonna...
Explode.
Ed, you idiot,
This ain't gonna get rid of the hiccups.
Water! I need water!
Aah!
You're doing it all wrong.
You're supposed to drink it upside down.
Let's scare him, eddy.
Aah!
I am a zombie,
And i will malice you with a shoehorn.
Malice me with a shoehorn?
Ha ha ha!
Hiccups? Me?
It lasted for two days!
I'm sure i would have remembered
Involuntary spasms of my own diaphragm, eddy.
I just remembered something i forgot.
See? A flipper.
That's a spatula, ed.
Cool! From when we spray-Painted that gold jewelry.
Incorrection.
Ed's right, eddy. This was clearly
From when we bartered eggs from rolf.
Rolf?
Oh, look. A flipper.
It's a spatula, stupid.
It reminds me of when we made that giant pancake.
Ooh, i must.
Yum.
Mixing this batter's killing my arms.
Ed! Get over here!
Aah!
Griddle greased up, double d?
Cooking oil in place, eddy.
Sweet.
Get an agent, boys,
Because we're gonna make the world's biggest pancake!
I love pancakes, eddy!
Shut up and pour, lumpy.
Excuse me, eddy.
Everyone seems to have mistaken our griddle for a skating rink.
Hey, you kids, get out of my frying pan!
Jimmy!
Ed! Wait!
Holy mackerel! Tidal wave!
Aah!
Ed, what in heaven's name have you done?
It's a boy!
Fear not, people, as i have a spatula!
Oh, no, you don't.
I'm the cook around here,
So i get the spatula.
Yum.
I got a prize, eddy!
Hey!
Keep your mitts off my pancake.
Ow! Ooh! Ow!
It wasn't me! Aah!
Ah, the good old days.
We never made no giant pancake.
Did too. Proof... A flipper.
Gentlemen, please.
This project was meant as a commemoration of friendship,
A retrospective of days gone by.
Admit it. You made that up.
Wait!
Now i remember as though it were today.
Well, hello, eddy.
Fashionably late as usual.
Late? Late for what?
Our time capsule, eddy. Remember?
We were to gather a few of our poignant possessions...
Uhh.
I hate clip shows!
Eddy!
You stop right there, mister!
Remember when you used that fish to duel with rolf?
No more remembering!
Wow. Looky here.
Isn't this ice pack from when we destroyed jonny's house?
Quit raking up the past!
Funny. This reminds me
Of a number of occasions
Where you chased... Shut up!
Ed, do something!
Good times, huh, double d?
Ed, edd n eddy!
Bl-Bl-Bl-Bl-Yeah.
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