>> >> BRBRBRBRB, YEAH!
>> All: GREETINGS, FELLOW CLUCKERS!
>> Edd: THE HAPPY CLUCKERS CLUB IS NOW CALLED TO ORDER.
>> Edd: EGG-CEPTIONAL PROGRESS, JONNY.
>> Jonny: RIGHT ON!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A FAMILY, BUDDY!
>> Edd: AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> Ed: [ LAUGHING ] >> I LIKE... Y-YOU.
>> Edd: >> MY BROTHER THE IDIOT.
>> Edd: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS RATHER HUMOROUS, ED.
>> Jimmy: TEACHER'S PET.
>> Marie: OH, LOOK, A CROWD.
>> Lee: MUST BE A GOOD PLACE TO EAT.
WHO'S UP FOR SOME EGGS?
>> Marie: I'll HAVE MINE SUNNY SIDE UP.
>> May: OVER EASY, PRETTY PLEASE.
>> All: >> OH, LADIES, PERHAPS A.
QUIET PERUSAL OF THIS BOOK SO YOU, TOO, CAN DISCOVER THE
WONDERS OF EGG HATCHERY FOR YOURSELVES.
>> Lee: SWEET TALKING WON'T GET YOU EVERYWHERE.
AAAH!
>> Marie: HEY, WHAT'S YOUR GAME, MISTER?
>> Lee: YOUR KLUTZO BOYFRIEND CLOBBERED MY FOOT, THAT'S WHAT!
>> Edd: LEE, I DO APOLOGIZE.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Marie: I BET.
COME ON, MAY, LET'S GET LEE TO THE SCHOOL NURSE.
>> Edd: SHALL WE CONTINUE TENDING TO OUR.
EGGS WITH A GENTLE ORGANIC-COTTON-BUD MASSAGE?
>> Nazz: DUDE, DID YOU HEAR, WHAT, LIKE WENT DOWN YESTERDAY?
>> Kevin: NO, WHAT?
>> Nazz: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT DOUBLE D MADE.
LEE KANKER'S FOOT SWELL UP LIKE A BEACH BALL.
>> Kevin: YEAH, RIGHT.
WHAT'D HE USE, THE DEADLY ART OF ALGEBRA?
>> NO, SERIOUSLY.
I HEARD THEY HAD TO USE A WHOLE REFRIGERATOR OF ICE JUST TO STOP
HER BIG TOE FROM BALLOONING.
>> Edd: >> Eddy: YOU SENT A KANKER.
PACKING?
BA HA!
WHAT'D YOU USE, THE DEADLY ART OF ALLERGIES?
>> Ed: DO NOT TAUNT THE "D," EDDY.
I WAS THERE.
>> Edd: OH, PLEASE.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, HONESTLY.
I FEEL JUST AWFUL.
>> Rolf: HEAVENS, OH, GOOD BOY, ROLF REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE.
MIGHT YOU HAVE A SPARE WRITING STICK?
ROLF'S HAS BEEN REDUCED TO THAT OF THE SIZE OF A BABY'S BAZOO.
>> WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.
>> Rolf: AH-HOO!
ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A SIMPLE "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?
>> Nazz: DUDE, IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES, I SWEAR.
>> Sarah: DID YOU SEE THE LOOK IN HIS EYES?
>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, SARAH.
>> Edd: BUT I... I... >> HEAD FOR THE HILLS,
BUDDY!
DOUBLE D's CRACKED!
LOST IT, I TELL YOU!
>> Eddy: DOUBLE D, I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.
POW! KABLOOEY!
BA-BOOM!
OH, WHERE YOU GOING?
>> Ed: DOUBLE D HAS FALLEN DOWN THE DEEP, DARK CRACK BETWEEN THE.
COUCH PILLOWS OF LIFE, EDDY, SLIPPING THROUGH THE FUZZ OF OUR
BELLY BUTTON EXISTENCE.
FORAGING...
>> Eddy: WE'RE GONNA RULE THIS.
DUMP, ED.
>> Rolf: HOW CAN ONE WHO WEARS A.
SOCK ON HIS HEAD DO THIS?
I ASK YOU.
>> Kevin: DUDE, YOU SHOULD FRAME THAT.
>> Eddy: GIVE ME THAT.
>> Edd: WHY ARE YOU ALL LEAVING?
>> Eddy: YEAH, WHY YOU LEAVING?
>> Edd: DIDN'T I SAY THAT ALREADY, EDDY?
>> Eddy: HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
PRETTY GOOD SEAT, HUH?
>> Sarah:[ WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU.
ARE?
>> Jimmy: NO, SARAH, DON'T.
YOU CAN'T.
HE'S WATCHING.
>> Ed: JUST ME.
>> Edd: WHY IS ED SITTING WAY OVER THERE?
>> Eddy: WAY OVER THERE... YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
OOH, ROLF'S GOT GRAPES.
>> Edd: UM...
>> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE. I SAW IT FIRST.
>> Jonny: NO WAY. WE SAW IT FIRST.
>> Marie: IN YOUR DREAMS, WEIRDO.
>> Jonny: PLANK HAD FIRST DIBS BEFORE YOU AND YOUR BAD VIBES.
SHOWED UP. >> GIVE ME IT.
>> Jonny: NO! >> Marie: GIVE ME IT!
>> Jonny: WHAT ARE YOU, HARD OF HEARING?
>> Marie: LET GO, KID.
>> Jonny: IT'S PLANK'S!
>> Marie: ASK ME IF I CARE.
>> Edd: PARDON MY INTRUSION, BUT SURELY.
A COMPROMISE IS NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION.
>> Jonny: HAVE I STOPPED YET?
>> Eddy: WHO'S NEXT?
[ HUMMING "MEXICAN HAT DANCE" ] >> Kevin: OH, MAN.
>> Nazz: NOT COOL.
>> Jimmy: VICIOUSNESS, THY NAME IS DOUBLE D.
>> Eddy: OLé!
>> Edd: PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN.
>> Eddy: YEAH, LET HIM.
>> FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
>> THERE'S BEEN A GREAT.
BREACH OF JUDGMENT.
>> Eddy: YEAH!
BREACH THE HECK OUT OF THEM, DOUBLE D.
>> Edd: THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY APPEAR.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?
TAKE MY MONEY...
MY COMB...
MY MOISTURIZING LOTIONS.
TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
>> Edd: SARAH?
YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T BELIEVE...
>> Ed: STAY AWAY!
STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY SISTER, YOU MEANIE.
>> Edd: ED, MY DEAR FRIEND, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
>> Ed: WE ARE FRIENDS NO MORE!
MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T BE CHUMS WITH A FIGHTING FISTICUFFS LIKE
YOU.
>> THIS ENDS NOW!
>> Ed: AAH!
HOLY SMOLIES!
UNCLE! UNCLE!
AAH!
AAAH!
RUN AWAY!
>> Edd: COME BACK HERE, YOU!
>> Kevin: NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
>> Sarah: Jimmy, GET OUT OF THERE!
>> Eddy: YEAH!
YOU BETTER RUN, 'CAUSE DOUBLE D's GOT ALL YOUR.
NUMBERS... AND YOUR ADDRESSES.
OH, YEAH!
I'M PUMPED, BABY!
MAYBE A LITTLE ROUGH ON ED, HUH?
HE IS OUR PAL, YOU KNOW.
RIGHT.
YOU KNOW BEST.
SO, HEY, I'M GONNA GO MAKE NAZZ RUB MY FEET.
>> Edd: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
ARE THESE INDEED THE HANDS OF A LOWLY THUG?
ED?
IS THAT YOU?
HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR HAND.
>> Jimmy: AAH!
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GOONEY GORILLA.
YOU PUNKY PALOOKA.
YOU ROWDY ROUSER.
AAH!
>> Edd: OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE I'M ANYTHING MORE THAN A
RAMBUNCTIOUS ROUGHNECK!
>> DOUBLE D!
YOU'VE CROSS-POLLINATED A ROSE WITH A BABY-BLUE GYM SOCK.
>> Jimmy: ONLY HANDS AS GENTLE AS HUMMINGBIRDS' WINGS COULD.
HAVE SPLICED THE TWO TOGETHER.
I BELIEVE YOU, DOUBLE D.
>> Edd: YOU DO?
OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, JIMMY.
IF ONLY THE OTHERS HAD LISTENED TO MY PLEAS OF INNOCENCE.
>> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, DOUBLE D.
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
GIVE ME THE DIRT, AND DON'T
SPARE ME THE DETAILS.
>> Edd: OH, JIMMY, I'M BLURRED,
BEWILDERED, BEFUDDLED AT THIS... THIS MELEE OF MISINTERPRETATION.
FIRST, WITH MY BOOK ACCIDENTLY PLUNGING ON TOP OF LEE'S FOOT...
A FORTUITOUS MISHAP, I ASSURED THEM.
YET I SENSED THE SEED OF DOUBT HERE.
THEN ROLF.
OH, DEAR FRIEND ROLF.
HE WAS IN NEED OF A NEW PENCIL, HIS WORN, UNUSABLE.
I WAS ONLY TOO HAPPY TO PROVIDE HIM WITH ONE.
WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.
>> Rolf: ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A SIMPLE "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?
>> Edd: ANOTHER REGRETTABLE BLUNDER, AS WOULD BE THE NEXT.
>> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.
I SAW IT FIRST. >> Jonny: NO WAY.
WE SAW IT FIRST.
>> Edd: REMEMBERING MOTHER HAD PACKED MY LUNCH WITH A SLICE OF.
HER HEAVENLY APPLE CRUMBLE PIE, I THOUGHT THE BEST THING TO
COMPOSE THIS CONFLICT WOULD BE TO SHARE IT.
TO NO AVAIL!
ONCE AGAIN, MY GOOD INTENTIONS WERE COWED BY MY GAWKISH
DEMEANOR. >> Ed: STAY AWAY!
>> Edd: THEN CAME THE WORST BLOW OF ALL.
MY DEAREST FRIEND LOST HIS HOPE AND TRUST BECAUSE OF MY
STUMBLINGS.
ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.
I COULD SEE IT WAS UP TO ME TO VINDICATE MYSELF, SO IN ORDER TO
DO THIS, I NEEDED TO REMOVE THE CHAIR THAT SEPARATED OUR BELOVED
FRIENDSHIP.
>> Ed: AAH!
AAAH!
UNCLE! UNCLE!
>> Edd: CAN'T THEY SEE?
HOW AM I TO BLAME?
IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
IS IT ME?
BUT I'M A PACIFIST!
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN MARKED WITH A SCARLET LETTER, DOUBLE D.
ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE TO STRIP IT FROM YOU AND VALIDATE THAT
SWEET AND GENTLE YOU.
FOLLOW ME, SILLY.
>> Edd: WAIT, JIMMY.
>> Kevin: WEAK.
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH?
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE ROYALE.
ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY RULES?
>> Edd: EXPLICITLY... I THINK.
I WILL MAKE YOU CONSUME YOUR FOOLHARDY WORDS.
WE SHALL MEET AT... AT... OH, DEAR.
>> Jimmy: THE PIT!
>> Edd: THE... YES, THE PIT.
3:00 P.M. YES.
>> Kevin: NO WAY!
>> Jimmy: END SCENE.
>> Kevin: DOUBLE D AND JIMMY ARE DUKING IT OUT AT THE PIT, MAN.
PASS IT ON.
>> Nazz: OH, NO, POOR JIMMY'S A GONER.
>> Ed: SO, LITTLE DOUBLE G, SEEING AS MY OLD PAL DOUBLE D IS.
NOW A NASTY McDUSTER KNUCKLES, YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY NEW.
FRIEND.
WHAT WOULD LIKE TO DO TODAY?
I, DOUBLE G, AM GENTLE, UNLIKE THAT EVIL DOUBLE D YOU SPEAK OF.
SHALL WE TALK ABOUT FOSSILS AND DISH SOAP?
DOUBLE D USED TO TALK ABOUT DISH
SOAP ALL THE TIME.
>> Eddy: MOVE IT, SLOW COACHES, OR I'll MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEXT IN.
THE PIT.
>> Jonny: YES, SIR, MR. EDDY, SIR.
>> Ed: WHOA!
>> Eddy: OUT OF THE WAY.
MAKE ROOM.
BEST FRIEND OF THE SCHOOL BRUISER COMING THROUGH.
SO MOVE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
>> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
HE'S GONNA TURN YOU INTO COLD CUTS.
>> Jimmy: SOMETIMES, A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO,
SARAH.
>> Eddy: SPARE THE CLICHéS, TWERP.
DOUBLE D's GONNA MOP THE FLOOR WITH THAT CURLY HEAD OF YOURS.
>> Edd: YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO YIELD TO YOUR INEVITABLE FATE OF.
LOSING TO ME, JIMMY.
MAKE HASTE BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.
>> Ed: AAH!
>> Rolf: JIMMY BOY IS DONE FOR.
>> Jimmy: I'VE GOT YOUR KNUCKLE SANDWICH WITH A SIDE OF BLACK.
EYE RIGHT HERE.
>> Sarah: POOR JIMMY.
>> Jonny: GIVE HIM THE OLD ONE, TWO, JIMMY.
>> Ed: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
>> Eddy: THAT'S MY BOY.
STAY ON HIM, SOCKHEAD!
>> Jonny: RUN, JIMMY! RUN!
>> Kevin: QUIT PRANCING AROUND AND POUND HIM, JIMMY.
>> Eddy: WHAT'S THE MATTER, JIMMY, YOUR CURL GOING LIMP ON.
YOU?
>> Jimmy: PARDON?
>> Eddy: WHOOPS!
AH HA HA HA!
THAT MUSTARD LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.
IT'S YELLOW, GET IT?
LIKE YOU. HA HA HA!
I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.
>> Crowd: [ Chanting ] JIMMY!
>> Jimmy: OKAY, READY?
>> Eddy: AH HA HA HA!
MY BAD.
AH HA HA HA HA!
>> Jimmy: STOP IT!
HOW CAN I CONCENTRATE WITH YOU?
>> Nazz: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
UH, NEVER MIND.
>> Eddy: BOMB'S AWAY!
>> Jonny: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GETTING ALL THOSE HOT DOGS.
FROM, PLANK.
>> Eddy: OH, LOOK OUT, EVERYBODY.
JIMMY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BLOW UP.
OH, WAIT, HE ALREADY DID WHEN WE TURNED HIM INTO A SUMO WRESTLER.
REMEMBER?
AH HA HA HA!
>> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING A CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRèME.
BRûLéE, MISTER.
>> Eddy: YEAH, RIGHT.
>> Edd: NO, NO, NO.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN OUR MISSION HERE?
>> Jimmy: LET ME GO!
>> Kevin: DOUBLE DWEEB'S GONNA PANTS HIM.
>> Edd: STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
>> Eddy: WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD!
>> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Jimmy: AAAAAAAH!
>> Eddy: DO SOMETHING, DOUBLE D.
YOU'RE THE TOUGH GUY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Rolf: HOORAY!
NOW THE HEATHEN SOCK TYRANT HAS CEASED!
>> WAY TO GO, JIMMY.
>> Together: JIMMY, JIMMY, HE'S OUR BOY.
HE'LL SEND YOU TO THE TRASH LIKE A BROKEN TOY.
>> Kevin: NICE JACKET.
DORKS.
>> Eddy: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
SO MUCH FOR BEING THE TOUGHEST KID IN SCHOOL.
ALL THAT RESPECT.
ALL THAT REPUTATION, THAT SWEET NAUGAHYDE JACKET, GONE!
YOU OWE ME A JACKET.
>> Edd: I GUESS I'M NOT AS BOORISH A BRUTE AS YOU'D HOPED.
FOR, EDDY.
>> Eddy: BAH!
>> Ed: DOUBLE D?
IS IT REALLY YOU?
>> Edd: OH, ED.
>> Ed: DOUBLE D!
>> Eddy: YEAH, DOUBLE D.
>> Together: EDDY.
>> May: AW, WE MISSED THEIR SCRAP, MARIE.
>> Marie: YEAH, BUT WE GOT HERE JUST IN TIME TO KISS THE LOSER.
BETTER.
>> Edd: A LITTLE LATE FOR AN ENTRANCE, ISN'T IT?
>> Lee: DOUBLE D...
YOU SHOULD SEE THE SHINER YOU LEFT ON MY FOOT.
CLUMSY OAFS ARE SO CUTE.
>> May: THEY SURE ARE.
>> Marie: PUCKER UP, SWEETIE.
>> Edd: NO, PLEASE.
>> Eddy: HEY!
HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!
BEAT IT!
>> Ed: GOOD ONE, EDDY.
>> Eddy: VULTURES.
>> Edd: GOODNESS, I'M TOUCHED, EDDY.
YOU STANDING UP TO A CLICHé SHOW ENDING FOR ME.
LET ME TELL YOU, AFTER THE KIND OF DAY I'VE HAD, A DOSE OF
CAMARADERIE REALLY... >> Eddy: YEAH, YEAH.
EAT AND SHUT UP.
>> Ed: AND FOR YOUR ED, EDDY?
>> Edd: EDDY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY HOT DOG.
THANK YOU, EDDY.
>> Eddy: THERE, IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?
GOOD.
JEEZ.