1, 2, 3, hyah!
Baby!
Sassy!
Studly.
Check the pecs. Hee! Ha! Huh!
Man, I'm pretty.
Do the monkey with me! Come on!
Hey there, baby. Oh! Uh!
Yeah, whatever.
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a loaf of bread, container of milk, stick of butter.
A loaf of bread, container of milk, stick of butter.
Johnny! Hey, Johnny bravo!
A loaf of milk, a stick of bread, a container of butter.
Gee, Johnny, I'm so glad
you came all the way to my school
just to see me.
Sorry, kid, I'm actually on my way to pick up some groceries
for momma, all right?
Now, where was I?
A loaf of butter, a stick of milk...
All my friends are dying to meet you,
especially my teacher—
miss babé.
Miss babe.
And I could get you into my class.
If you wanted to meet her, that is.
I guess I could get momma's loaf of buttermilk later.
Good. Since today's show and tell day,
you can be my subject.
What do I have to do?
Just be your dreamy self
and let me show you and tell about you.
Hey, do I look ok?
And then my cat coughed up this thing
that kind of looks like George Washington.
Eeeewwww!
Next up is little Suzy.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world's greatest superhero:
Bravoman!
All: Oooh! A real superhero!
Hey, what are all these kids doing here?
Oh! Oh, boy! Oh, wow!
Now look here, kids,
I'm not exactly a real superhero.
Sure, you're not.
I've got a real thing for big, strong superheroes.
Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?
Hyah! Ha! Ho!
Class: Oh, boy!
Help! The bank is being robbed!
Is anyone here a superhero?
Cool! The bank is being robbed!
Yeah! Now bravoman can go smash the bad guy with his bravo powers.
Oh, you will pay for this.
[Siren]
Uh, look, folks, you're gonna have to step back.
There's a robbery going on in there.
Yes, sir. No problem, officer.
Officer, this is bravoman.
He's a superhero,
and he's here to stop the bad guys.
Yay!
You hear that, fellas?
There's a superhero here.
Hey! Let's go get some doughnuts!
Yaaaaay!
I just found out who the bad guy is.
It's sweetcheeks, the candy-powered villain!
I just love a man who stands up to super-villains.
Stand back, everybody!
Huh!
Bravoman is here.
[Cheering]
All right, hold it, hold it, you.
Drop—
kids: Yay!
Wow!
Did you see the way bravoman
just let sweetcheeks think
he was getting away?
You know, you can stop now.
I already got an "a" on my project.
That was very brave.
I'm gonna get you an "a-plus".
[Laughing]
What Joy it brings me to rob and steal,
and generally do evil.
Now look here, mister—
don't force me to whip you right here.
How about I whip you?
With my licorice whip?
Aah!
Oh, good golly.
Cool! Sweetcheeks tied up bravoman!
Yeah! But bravoman totally escaped.
[Cheering]
By stealing all the children's candy,
I shall have total control over their snack time.
Ok, candy boy.
I didn't want it to have to come to this, but—
hoo-wah!
Aaaaah!
[Crash]
Man, it's dark in here.
[Echo] Dark in here, dark in here.
Hey, Johnny, I have a plan.
I lure sweetcheeks over to this hole,
and you can beat him up.
[Crunching]
[Crunch crunch]
Excuse me, sir,
aren't you the evil villain sweetcheeks?
I'll bet you're terribly frightened of me, aren't you?
Yes, sir, I am.
But it would really scare me if you'd just back up a bit
towards that manhole.
Very well, hee hee!
Ho ho! Ha ha ha!
Oh, man. Now's my chance.
I can catch sweetcheeks.
[Rat bites]
Aaaaah!
Whooooooaaaaah!
[Crash]
Aw, man, that does it!
This is my favorite shirt.
I gotta go wash up.
Aaaah!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
As a token of my extreme hatred for all people in the world,
I shall change this child into a large chocolate bunny!
Aaaah!
With a caramel center?
With an exceptionally large caramel center!
Aaaah!
This thing ought to wash me up pretty good.
Bravoman, come quick!
Sweetcheeks got little Suzy!
Uhh! What'd you say?
Ooh!
Aaaah!
[Screaming]
Whoa! Aah! Aah!
Aaaaaah!
Are you ok?
I sure am— thanks to bravoman.
Aaaaaah!
I'm melting!
Oh, what a world!
What a world!
Bravoman saved us!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[Johnny screaming]
Oof!
All: Wow! Bravoman's the greatest!
Man, these kids are smart.
Pretty impressive superheroing,
wouldn't you say, miss babe?
Babé. Whatever.
How's about me and you go off
and pick me out a new costume?
Huh!
Oh, well, uh, you're wonderful and all,
but I already have a boyfriend.
I'll bet he's no bravoman, huh?
Hyah!
Right again, bravoman.
Kid: Hey! It's pretty boy!
Pretty boy...
Ready, sweetie?
Oooh!
Pretty boy, looking gooooood!
Don't worry, bravoman.
You'll always have me.
Use your heat vision! Use your heat vision!
On which one?
Narrator: When flying across the ocean,
there are only two ways to fly:
First class...
And no class.
Actually, lady, on some airlines it's a compliment
to be called an air waitress.
Ooh!
Man, them air waitresses sure are testy.
Huh! Uhh! Ooh!
Aaah!
Ow. That hurts.
[Humming]
Whoooaaaah!
Uhh!
Aaaaaah!
Aah!
♪ LA da di di da ♪
look out, kid!
Oh!
Ow!
That guy broke my leg!
Hey! He hurt jungle boy!
Somebody needs to do something.
Yeah. We can't let him get away with that.
Hello! I'm poisonous.
Ok, Phil, we know you're poisonous.
I am!
Like, once, I bit my tongue
and I passed out for, like, 3 days.
Everybody who's poisonous,
raise your arms and hands high.
I guess none of us is poisonous, are we?
Well, I might be.
Who are you to say who's poisonous and who's not?
Yeah, poison this.
[Fighting]
Uh, hi, there.
Do you guys know where I can find a phone?
Get him!
What the heck are you so mad about?
I'm not doing anything.
Well, it looks like man has gone mad in the jungle,
this time in the form of a tall, blond stranger named Johnny bravo.
The animals have formed a militia to capture this Johnny bravo
and bring him to his final justice.
Excellent.
If I can make the animals hate this blond oaf,
they will see jungle boy as a tiny version of the oaf that hurt them.
An oaflet, if you will.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
We will not let this man escape, but be warned!
He is armed and dangerous!
He has a gun?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I meant to say he's dangerous and has arms.
Oh, ouch.
Rub it in my face, why don't you?
All I have to do is capture this Johnny bravo,
and the animals will adore me.
I will be the ape that captured the man that hurt jungle boy.
Hey—
wait a minute. This is a bear trap.
I ain't no bear.
Oh, wait, sorry.
That one's mine.
Yeeeeooooow!
Okey-dokey.
Ostrich: Hey, look, guys.
He trapped Louis in a trap.
Well, that was redundant.
Get him!
Oh, momma!
Prepare to die, you hairless ape!
Hey, you're the jerk who hurt jungle boy!
Hyah! Ha! Huh!
Hyah!
Take that, magilla.
Mommy.
[Crash]
[Muffled groans]
Well, I don't think there's a human alive
stupid enough to be caught like this,
but, uh, I'm running out of ideas.
Oh, pretty little momma.
The new vendela calendar, ahh.
Hey, who turned out the lights?
I did it. I did it!
I captured the man!
Ahh ha ha ha ha!
You know, something tells me
I should be feeling really stupid right now.
We're not actually gonna eat him, are we?
Well, personally, I can't stand humans,
unless we're making people jerky.
I love people jerky.
Hey, what do you say you let me out of here
and I'll order you all some pizza?
Mmm, pizza!
Let me at it!
I like crispy crust.
Will you idiots stop it?
We have to cook and eat Johnny bravo
to let man's world know they're not welcome here.
Animals: Yeah! Let's cook him and eat him!
Jungle boy: Hey!
Wait a second!
You didn't mean to hurt anybody,
did you, Mr. Johnny?
Of course not, little kid.
I wouldn't hurt a fly.
It's a lie. It's a lie!
I think we should let him go.
His mommy probably misses him.
Well, if jungle boy says we should let him go,
we should let him go.
Animals: Yeah.
Forget it, you big bunch of baboons!
You come anywhere near my prisoner,
and I'll snap him like a twig!
Hey, don't hurt my hair, man.
Mr. monkey man, don't be rude.
Get him! Get him!
[Snap]
Ow! Ooh! Ow!
[Muffled words]
What the—
I'm poisonous, ha ha!
Curse you, you poisonous...
[Crash]
Who's the man? Who's the man?
I told you I was poisonous!
Well, it looks like the day's been saved again
thanks to jungle boy.
Hey!
I was the one that poisoned him!
So how does it feel having saved the jungle
and making a new friend?
I'm just glad he's ok.
What about my needs?
And you, Mr. Johnny bravo,
how do you feel?
Hyah! Hungry.
Hey, kid, what do you say we go grab ourselves some chow?
[Snap]
Hey! My arm!
What?
Announcer: Hello, Johnny! It's activity time!
There's a rhino hiding somewhere in this room.
Can you find him before the kids at home do?
Hey, no problem.
Excuse me.
Time's up.
Ha ha ha!
I'm right here, you big dumb jerk!
Hey buddy—
you seen any rhinos around here?
Narrator: The woods— pure. Clean.
A place where animals roam freely
and the average man can get in touch with nature.
A world of peace and quiet.
Johnny: Ow! Momma!
Watch it, will ya?
These things are itchy.
Now keep still, dear.
Just one more pine cone, and you'll have
the perfect outdoor leisure suit.
Back in a flash.
Whoo! This is so much fun.
For you, maybe.
[Crickets chirping]
Okey-dokey.
Any day now, momma.
Ok.
[Wolf howls]
Momma!
I'm coming, momma!
Momma?
Hyah!
Yeah, that's the stuff.
Pretty boy!
Maybe she went into this cave to get away from the coyotes.
[Crash]
[Cuckoo clocks go off]
Noooooooooooo!
My clocks!
The time! The time!
What are you doing in my cave, son?
Didn't you see the signs?
It says, "stay out!"
No. It says "do not enter without—"
shut up, kid! I know what it says.
You have any idea who I am?
Uh, a bear in the woods?
Of course I'm a bear in the woods!
But I'm not just any bear.
I am chronos,
master of all time!
[Thunder]
Good for you.
You know, I was just looking for my momma,
and I should be—
[grrr]
Man!
Have you smelled yourself?
You fool!
Don't you understand what I'm telling you?
I control all time!
Here, I'll prove it to you.
Operator: At the tone, the time will be
exactly 8:35 and 3 seconds.
You're wrong! It's 8:36 and 12 seconds!
See?
I'm chronos,
master of all time!
[Thunder]
Do you know what my favorite magazine is?
Young bride?
No. It's tyme.
Someday, I'm going to be on the cover.
I'm happy for you and all, mister, but I gotta—
where do you think you're going?
You're in big trouble, kid.
You woke me up early from my hibernation.
No, I didn't. You see that clock?
It's midnight.
That's a vcr, kid.
Not even I, chronos, master of all time,
can set one of those things.
What are you doing?
I'm afraid I'm going to have to eat you, kid.
Uh, you don't want to eat me, bear.
See, I'm too pretty to eat.
You don't understand, kid.
I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in 6 months.
Ever try that, son?
No.
Being master of all time,
I must strictly adhere to my set schedule.
Am I reaching you, kid?
No.
See this?
This is my yearly calendar—
sleep and eat, eat and sleep.
Am I sleeping?
Nope.
Well, then,
guess who's coming to dinner?
Wait a minute, man,
what if I could get you back to sleep?
Son, my eyelids are impeccably timed with the vernal equinox.
Meaning?
It's impossible.
What do you say you give me a shot, huh?
I mean, what have you got to lose?
You've got exactly...
[Beep]
20 minutes.
[Beep]
Johnny: You're getting sleepy,
sleepy...
[Yawn] Sleepy.
[Snores]
[Roars]
Not working!
Besides, this darn watch
is 37 seconds off.
[Beep]
Announcer: Welcome to the tree channel—
all the excitement of trees, 24 hours a day!
The birch tree is of the genus betula,
and has a smooth, laminated outer bark
over a close-grained wood.
[Snoring]
[Beep beep beep]
[Alarm clocks ringing]
That's it, kid.
Time's up.
No, it isn't.
I still have 12 minutes left.
That's the vcr, you imbecile!
I really have to learn how to set that clock.
[Panting]
Aw, man. I think I ditched him.
Here's Johnny!
Uh, I'm Johnny.
Hey, I'm chronos.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, Johnny.
Hi, momma!
Hello, Mr. bear.
Good morning, ma'am.
Oof!
Hyah! Hee! Ha! Ho!
Is that supposed to intimidate me, kid?
Aah!
Hey, smokey,
these hands are registered as lethal weapons.
[Chuckles] Really?
[Trees fall]
[Momma singing lullaby]
Chronos: That voice...
♪ LA LA LA ♪
so melodious.
I can't stay awake.
[Snoring]
Me... Either.
[Snoring]
[Singing]
Oh, isn't that just darling?
I should put those boys to bed.
Night-night, you little dears.
Aw, man.
It's gonna be a looooong winter.
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