1, 2, 3, hyah!
Baby.
Sassy!
Studly!
Ooh!
Check the pecs. Hyeh! Hyah! Hyuh!
Oh, man, I'm pretty.
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do the monkey with me.
Come on!
Hey there, baby.
Ah!
Yeah, whatever.
Oh, yeah... Special!
Hey, babearella. That's a pretty eensy-weensy,
teeny-weeny polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Want to do the monkey with me?
Come on. Hyuh!
The monkey?
Hey, everybody, do the monkey!
[Cheering]
Hi there. Want to go swimming?
No way, daddy-o. You're a shark. You'll eat me.
Darn it! They're on to me.
I better work a different angle.
Ooh!
Ow.
What? Everybody's doing it.
Hi there.
Want to go swimming?
I'm not a shark.
There's a beach full of bikini teeny-weeny babes,
and you want me to go swimming with you?
Come on. It'll be fun.
I've only got two words for you, mister: No.
[Sigh]
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'.
Franny, a woman's place is in the kitchen.
Oh! Andy, you're such a goo-goo head!
You're not my boyfriend anymore.
Well, that suits me just fine!
Oh, you'll be sorry, mister.
Just wait until I take some other guy to the wienie roast.
Oh, yeah? What guy?
Hyah!
Dreamy hunk right here.
Hi.
Want to go to the wienie roast with me tonight?
Oh, yeah.
I think you're marvy.
Well, actually, I'm Johnny. Hyah! Johnny bravo.
Hey, pal, are you cutting in on my time?
Come again?
Raiding my chick Coop, daddy-o.
What?
Don't worry about him, Johnny. He's just a nobody.
Now, come on and buy me a chocolate malted.
A chocolate what-ed?
I'm telling you, melon head, if I don't win back franny,
I'm going to go completely goo-goo.
Gee, Andy, that's too bad.
I guess you won't have the heart
to win the king of the beach contest.
Melon head, you're a genius!
I am?
Sure. If I win the king of the beach contest,
franny will come running back to me.
But enough about me. Let's talk about me.
What do you think of me?
[Yawns]
Oh, Johnny... You are so swell.
Tell me about it.
No. I mean, really.
Tell me more about it.
Ohh!
Franny's mine, you loosey-goosey!
Loosey-goosey?
I challenge you
to the king of the beach competition.
Did you say loosey-goosey?
Unless, of course, you're chicken.
Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!
That does it, kid!
You have just earned yourself a serious butt-kickin'.
[All gasp]
Be careful, Mr. bravo.
Andy's wiry, but he's small.
[Applause and cheering]
What am I supposed to do with this?
You're supposed to jazz the glass.
Uh-uh, man. That sounds nasty.
No, no. What kind of square are you?
Smooth the curl.
No way, kid. I ain't smoothing no curl.
This hair is my crowning glory. Hyah!
No, no. Trip the wave fantastic.
Come again?
Surf, daddy-o, surf!
Ohh.
Good morning, everybody.
I'm going to be the surfing judge.
Why? We don't need no surfing judge.
Now, I'll just swim out a little ways,
and the first surfer that gets to me wins.
Say, you're not a shark, are you?
Nah. Heck, no. I'm, uh... Richard Nixon.
Oh, ok. Cool.
Thanks for getting us into China and everything.
Surf's up, man!
Oh, boy. Groovy!
Dig it! Check me out!
It's a tie.
Hey... That shark just ate those guys.
Hey, everybody, do the shark attack.
[Cheering]
I got to warn you. I'm the big kahuna around here.
The big ka-what-a?
Never mind. Just catch that wave.
Oh, man, this is not good for my hair!
[Coughing]
Oh, yeah.
One little spray will hold you all day.
Ohh!
Whoa!
I now crown you king of the beach.
My hero!
You know, I may have this thing on my head,
but at least I got the girl.
Ow. My eye.
Listen, franny, you're a swell kid.
You don't need any of this phony jazz.
Maybe you'd understand it a little better if I sang it to you.
♪ When a guy digs a way-out chick ♪
♪ but she's been putting him down ♪
♪ only one thing will set him straight ♪
♪ and keep him hanging around ♪
♪ that thing is love, love, love ♪
♪ that thing is love ♪
oh, Andy, you're so hootie.
I just love it when you sing.
Let's kiss and make up.
♪ When a chick digs a way-out guy ♪
♪ and he digs that way-out chick ♪
♪ if they want to be together forever ♪
♪ only one thing will do the trick ♪
♪ that thing is love, love, love ♪
♪ that thing is love ♪
Johnny: Ah, man.
This is the last time I come to the beach.
Hi there. My name's Martha Washington.
Want to go for a swim?
[People whispering]
Order! Order in the court!
Mr. bravo, your apparent lack of good judgment yesterday is by all accounts inexcusable!
What on earth possessed you to do the things you did?
Well, your honor, it all started yesterday morning.
We had a power outage.
Don't know exactly how it happened.
Well, mark, looks like the new scissor-tipped fighter jet
is going to be a-ok.
[Rooster crows]
Anyway, when I noticed the vcr blinking 12:00 over and over,
I thought what any warm-blooded American would have thought,
given the same situation.
Looks like time's frozen for everybody but me.
Hyah!
Johnny, voice-over: The faucets weren't running,
which made sense because the water was probably stopped in time inside the pipes.
[Dog barking]
Well, shoot, here's your problem, Mrs. bravo—
German Shepherd in the plumbing.
Well, that's a relief. Last time it was a man.
Hmm... I bet if I held perfectly still,
I could balance this egg on my nose.
Johnny, voice-over: Yeah. It was the people, too.
Everybody was dead-frozen in time.
[Horns honking]
Boy, all this honking isn't doing anybody any good.
Yeah. It's definitely not moving the traffic.
We should all just shut up.
Maybe even get some sleep.
Now you're talking.
[People snoring]
Oh, mama!
I felt like I was in the twilight zone or something,
and I figured I'd better check this out.
Oh, man, this stuff's like quicksand.
The more you try to get out, the deeper you sink in.
I'd best just hold still.
Johnny, voice-over: It was actually kind of fun
to see what everybody was doing at the moment time froze.
And then I started to think
about the possibilities of my situation.
No time meant no rules.
Nobody was going to bust me
for doing anything I wasn't supposed to do.
Oh, yeah! This could be entirely groovy.
Steady, Billy, steady.
Aw, Billy, look what you did.
Oh, sorry, dad.
Look, run downstairs and get the blow-dryer.
Otherwise I'm going to have to stand here all day with this.
Ah, mama! Free candy!
Ooh! Peanut butter, bananas. Ooh!
Oh, mama!
[Loud stomping]
[Groaning]
Oh!
[Stomping]
Ron, look! It's a manatee.
Ron: You mean the sea cow?
Yes! They're so frightening.
Now, don't move a muscle. Their eyesight isn't as good as ours.
Oh, Ron, I was so scared!
There, there. He's gone, honey, far away.
Johnny, voice-over: All that candy
was giving me an appetite for some real food,
so I figured this was my one good chance to dine at the ritziest in town.
Yeah. I'd be eating fancy tonight.
Hey, guys, what say we play charades
while we let the duck meat thaw?
All right. Pick one.
Hmm... A rock?
Ok, here goes.
Hmm... Looks difficult.
We're going to need a moment of silence
to figure this one out.
Johnny, voice-over: Well, there was plenty to choose from.
Man, did they have some fine-looking desserts!
Yummy!
I decided to load up.
[People gasp]
Power outage.
Think it'll happen again?
Let's wait and see.
[Burp]
Check, please.
What? No charge? Why, thank you very much.
Ha ha!
Guess it was a fluke.
Well, let's not let it spoil our dinner.
Well, I was about ready for some shuteye
after such a big whopping meal,
and, hey, why knock off my new high-class lifestyle now?
I was going to spend the night at the Waldorf hysteria. Hyah!
Ok, everybody, this is a holdup!
[All gasp]
Now, I'm going to go empty the safe.
If anybody moves a muscle before I get back,
y'all are going to get it.
Johnny, voice-over: Well, with time frozen still,
it wasn't hard for me to get a room key.
Hey, what do you think, mister? This a nice room?
If you're a loser, don't say nothing.
I thought so.
Aw, mama!
Now, this is the life!
Hyah!
Aw, figures. TV's frozen, too.
[Snoring]
Ah... More peanut butter.
Man: Well, we're back.
Let's see how the Duke boys are going to get out of this one.
[Rooster crows]
All right, fella, you're coming with us!
Oh, mama!
Time is back with a vengeance.
And that's the whole story, your majesty.
Your honor.
Oh, you don't have to call me that.
You see, I thought time had already stopped.
I guess I screwed up, huh?
Ha ha ha! What a delightful little tale.
Mr. bravo, I sympathize wholeheartedly.
And to think this was all started by a blinking vcr.
My word, if I had a nickel
for all the trouble I've had with those things—
why, one time, I thought I was stuck in July 23 for 6 weeks!
Ha ha ha! Case dismissed!
[People cheer]
Oh, Johnny, I knew you were innocent.
Me, too, Johnny.
How about we all go out for a fudge sundae?
Why not?
We've got all the time in the world. Hyah!
Hi. I'm Johnny bravo, and—
hey!
What the—
now hold on a—
blll!
Blah!
Hee-haw!
Mama!
Sorry about that, folks.
Hey, look, I'm counting!
TV: I don't want to alarm the passengers,
but there's a bomb on this bus,
and if you go over 55 Miles an hour, we're all dead.
Actually, that's all right.
55 is the speed limit.
Oh, well, I guess we're ok then.
[Explosion, screaming, and sirens]
Man, I dig these action flicks.
[Doorbell rings]
Hyah! That must be my pizza.
Hey, where's the mushrooms?
Hello, sir. Would you care to donate a toy
to the kids with empty rooms foundation?
Ha ha ha!
No, seriously, where's the mushrooms?
Huh?
Never mind.
[Doorbell rings]
Buttercups! I'm going to have to go get the spray.
Look, I thought I said—
w-w-w-wah...
You weren't very nice to my sister.
That little girl is your sister?
All we want is a toy donation.
Ah, boy, I don't know if I got any toys.
Oh, well, sorry to bother you then.
Let's go, Caroline.
No. Wait. If you give me 20 minutes,
I'll run down to eternitoys and get you something really happenin'.
10 minutes.
We've got the rest of the block to cover.
Right. 10 minutes. Don't go nowhere.
Hyuh!
I'll be right here.
Ooh!
Can I help you, sir?
Yeah. I need to find some toys fast.
How much you looking to spend?
Um...
What guy is that again?
George Washington.
George Washington... Yeah, I got one George Washington.
Hmm. A dollar.
Well, there's our discount section, aisle 6
for defective or otherwise damaged toys.
You might be able to find something there.
Thanks, chachi.
Aw, mama. Decisions, decisions—
and I got to make one fast.
Let's see now. What's this thing?
Hi. I'm a Keith doll.
Holy guacamole. You talked!
Sure did. Guess what.
I'm defective, but that's ok.
I'm still happy with who I am.
Well, what's wrong with you?
I'm wearing white pants.
So?
It's after labor day.
That's a fashion no-no.
Needless to say, Barbie won't go out with me.
What a snot, huh?
What a snot!
Ok, what else we got here?
That's general issue Jeremy.
He's got one arm and one leg.
Left. Left. Left. Left.
I also got kung-fu grip. Hyah!
Ohh...
Hey, watch it, beetle Bailey.
You there, pick me!
Why?
There's tons of fun to be had with the cubix bomb.
Cubix bomb? What's that all about?
Quite simple, you blunt-edged plebeian.
Get all the colors right and I explode, or perhaps I don't.
Perhaps I release a corrosive venom,
but maybe not.
Maybe I issue forth a flesh-eating virus.
Is that what's wrong with you?
No...
The yellow's on the wrong side.
Oh. Well, ok, now, I only got a buck here,
so who is it going to be?
Lucky day.
There just happens to be a 3-for-a-dollar special on all discount toys.
Ah, so much the better.
Ok. Hop in, everyone.
You, too, gomer.
No can do, sir.
What's the problem?
I always said I wouldn't leave this place
without getting my limbs back.
All right, well, who took them?
Raggy angelo, aisle 6...
The toughest villain this side of the board games.
Now, if I help you against this angelo guy,
can we all hurry up and blow this Dollhouse?
You got it.
All right, then.
Aisle 6—hyah! Here we come.
[Evil laugh]
[Giggling]
Aw, mama! I swear that clown was looking mean at me.
There, at 12 o'clock.
Keith: Raggy angelo!
Should I just run him over?
Blast you! Think like a serviceman.
We've got to take him head-on.
Really, I'm, like, 8 times his size.
I could just, you know—
quiet, soldier! You and I are going over there.
All right. Cover me, Keith.
You got it!
I'm not really going to cover him. I just said I would.
And I'll inject you all with pure nitro—oh!
Ah ha ha ha!
So we meet again, Jeremy.
That's right, angelo.
I see you're still missing that arm and leg
that I tore off you.
I haven't forgotten,
and I'm ready to return the favor.
Look, Mr. angelo, I'm in a hurry here,
and if I lose me a date because of this,
I'll turn you into a potholder.
And just who are you?
I'm Johnny bravo.
Well, when I get done with you,
you'll be Johnny nothing!
Wow. That wasn't even clever.
Enough of this! Toys, attack!
Oh, mama!
[Toys shouting]
Ah ha ha ha! Adios, fools.
Not so fast, angelo.
Go, team!
Uh!
Heads up, angelo. You're next!
Hyahhh...
Ohh!
What a spaz.
Hyah!
Aah!
There.
Nooo!
Curse you, Jeremy!
Now we're even, angelo.
If you want a new arm, you're going to have to get it from a share bear.
Ha ha!
You'll pay for this!
Ok, we all set here? Everybody happy?
Can we go now?
Mount up and move out!
Ha! That's cowboy talk, Johnny.
It means yes, we can go now.
Man, remind me never to buy a discount toy again.
[Panting]
Hmph! His 10 minutes are up.
Let's go, Caroline.
Ok.
I'm back, and I got you 3 nice little toys
for the kids with empty rooms foundation.
Uh! That's pathetic.
Where'd you get these, anyway, the discount aisle?
Come on, Caroline.
Maybe we can find someone on the next block
who isn't such a jerk.
Shoot! Now what?
Well, you paid for us, Johnny, so it looks like we're roomies.
Ah, great.
[Slurp]
Johnny, this cereal is fantastic,
possibly the best cereal ever.
Oh, blast it.
You'd think with all my training, I could figure out—
aha!
[Beeping]
Ow!
You have 6 seconds of consciousness left.
Use them wisely.
Ahh...
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