1, 2, 3, hyah!
Baby!
Sassy!
Studly.
Check the pecs. Hee! Ha! Huh!
Man, I'm pretty.
Do the monkey with me! Come on!
Hey there, baby. Oh! Uh!
Yeah, whatever.
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the Aron city zoo...
Not necessarily the most happening spot in town.
It's a rather peaceful haven for those who want to relax,
take a stroll, or pick up chicks.
Excuse me, mister.
Not now, kid. I'm busy.
Excuse me, mister.
Now, look here, missy.
I hope you don't take this the wrong way or anything,
but there's just too big of a generation gap between the two of us.
But all I want to know is what time it is.
There, there, princess.
I don't mean to break your heart,
but then again, I'm a heartbreaker.
How about a kiss there, missy?
Well, now that we know each other a little better...
Eat this!
Ooh! Oh! Ooh! Oh!
Baby!
Oh, mama!
I have to get going now, sir.
Women.
Uhh!
Hey! What are you looking at?
I've eaten chiliburgers bigger than you.
[Woman screams]
What the...
[Woman panting]
Oh, man!
I dig it when chicks run.
[Woman panting]
Say, baby, how's about you and I—
out of my way, mister!
Get off of me, you son of a handbag!
That ought to teach you a lesson in manners.
Huh!
Now, that's my kind of woman!
Say, what's the matter, little mama?
Our prize gorilla has escaped from its cage.
Really?
Really.
Enough about you. Let's talk about me, Johnny bravo.
What do you think? Aren't I having a good hair day?
Ha! Be brutal, mama.
Excuse me?
Why don't we grab ourselves a couple of thick, juicy steaks?
I know of a place down the road.
I don't think you understand.
What? Are you a vegetarian?
No. There's a 900-pound gorilla on the loose.
Now hold on, missy.
A gorilla. 900 pounds. On the loose?
Ma'am, I'd be more than happy to help you find your gorilla.
You must be joking. I mean, to capture a gorilla,
I'd need, like, maybe an army or a superhero.
Superhero?
Yeah. That would be nice.
Ma'am, today's your lucky day,
because I just happen to be a superhero.
You certainly don't look like a superhero.
Did I mention my special powers?
Oh, no. You didn't mention those.
Missy, you're looking at the only man
to have ever earned
his black belt in every form
of martial art in the world.
What the...
[Heavy footsteps]
Did I mention that I'm still studying sumo wrestling?
Hmm. You know, come to think of it,
I guess I could use the help of a superhero.
I knew it!
You know, I have a sensitive side, too.
♪ I can bring home the bacon ♪
♪ I can even cook ♪
♪ I'll have your gorilla back ♪
♪ faster than you can make ♪
♪ a peanut butter and banana sandwich ♪
and deep-fry that bad boy.
Hyah!
Uh... Thank you.
♪ Oh, won't you come home, bill Bailey ♪
♪ won't you come home ♪
♪ I cried the whole night long ♪
[humming]
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
You are the man. Ow!
Johnny: Excuse me, mister.
Have you seen a gorilla hiding anywhere around here?
A gorilla? Hmm.
Refresh my memory, babe.
What exactly does a gorilla look like?
Well, they're, uh... They're, uh...
They're big.
Big?
Yeah. Big. This one's about 900 pounds.
My goodness.
Yeah.
What else?
Yeah. Uh, they're... They're big.
And, uh... Big, and, uh... Ugly!
Yeah. Big and ugly.
Hmm. You know what?
I did see one of those gorilla things about an hour ago,
but he was certainly not what I would have called ugly.
Really?
Oh, no, babe.
He was more like the Mel Gibson of monkeydom.
Yeah, whatever. Do you know which way the gorilla went?
Forsooth, nay. Alas, I looked away as he strayed.
But hey, how about I help you find this gorilla, babe?
Mister, I don't think you understand who you're talking to.
I am Johnny bravo, the one-man army.
Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
So you just stay out of the way and leave the superheroing to me.
No problemo.
Did you see a gorilla run by here?
No.
Did you see a gorilla run by here?
No.
Did you see a gorilla run by here?
No.
Did you see a...
Gorilla?
So I was wondering,
you wouldn't happen to be hiding any gorillas underneath them clothes, would you?
Ha! Huh! Huh!
She wants me.
[Gorilla humming]
Stick 'em up!
What are you going to do, arrest me?
Will you be quiet and get in the alley?
Aren't we a bit on the grouchy side?
Give me your wallet, you fat cow!
What did you call me?
Put down that gun.
What the... Ah!
Fat cow, am I?
Didn't your mother teach you any manners, Mr. love handles?
You are a p-I-g, pig! Swine is what you are.
Hey! Take it easy there, kid.
Your mama's so big that when she wore high heels, she struck oil.
Big?
Your face is so ugly, you could make an onion cry.
Ugly?
You are so fat—
now hold on, kid.
That there wouldn't happen to be the gorilla?
Hmm. Could be.
Sure is ugly enough to be in a zoo.
Woman: Well! So there you are.
Can I have my gorilla now?
Why, yes, ma'am.
I've got him right... Here?
Say!
Don't I get any kind of reward for this—
a kiss, a date, a hearty handshake?
Reward? I would go out with you,
but it looks as though you've already got a date.
This is cute and all, but I have a wife.
What are you looking at?
Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa...
No, deeper...
Deeper...
Still deeper.
Now, darker...
Darker...
Well, maybe not that dark.
[Monkeys shouting at once]
It is here that one man reigns over all he surveys.
One man...
Uh, boy.
Jungleboy!
Well, that was fun.
Animal: Oh! Help! Somebody help!
The dam is broken! The dam is broken!
Oh! Jungleboy!
I'm so glad you're here.
Now, you just hold there for a while.
Bye-bye.
I think I'm beginning to wrinkle.
Well, it looks like the day has been saved again,
thanks to jungleboy.
It seems as though jungleboy has single-handedly captured
the hearts of millions here in the jungle.
He is just too darn cute!
Yeah. He's what all my kids talk about—
jungleboy this, jungleboy that.
He dammed up the river using my butt.
We'll have more jungleboy after these messages.
Yeah. Yeah.
Salon perm?
No. Jungleboy!
Jungleboy home perm.
I was in an accident.
Jungleboy got me $6.5 million.
TV announcer: See Brooke shields and jungleboy
in escape to the blue lagoon.
Hey! That was supposed to be my part!
Where's Rupert? Rupert!
Yeees?
Who is this jungleboy, and why am I not starring
opposite Brooke shields in a movie?
Because, your highness, he's the man.
Hello!
Everybody's supposed to love me, not jungleboy.
Where are my royal subjects? My subjects still love me.
My subjects!
[Laughter]
Royal subjects.
So then he offered to pick all the bugs out of my fur,
and naturally I was flattered.
Hello, girls.
Girls: Hello, king Raymond.
Ooh!
What kind of animals are you? What's wrong?
Look, girls! Aah! It's jungleboy!
But... Ooh!
Hello, girls.
[Girls screaming and talking at once]
Thank you.
I have to get going now. Thank you.
Ahh! Ooh! Ooh!
Don't you girls know?
He's a human.
He's going to grow up someday and kill us all.
As if!
Come on, girls.
But... Ooh!
Something needs to be done about that jungleboy.
I need to expose him for the evil creature he is,
and I know just how to do it.
[Raymond laughing]
Let's see now.
Peachy skin...
Wig...
Loincloth...
No one will ever know!
Now it's time for operation hate jungleboy.
All: Oh, look! It's jungleboy!
Oh, blow it out your ear.
[Gasping]
Did you guys hear what jungleboy just said?
[Snickering]
Reports have been coming in from all over the jungle
that jungleboy has turned into a Stark-raving lunatic.
I looked outside, and there he was,
just dancing around in the underwear
I'd just put out on the clothesline.
I'm just thankful they were clean.
While some couldn't believe what they saw,
most mammals were just plain stunned.
I'm just plain stunned.
Jungleboy sawed my horn off.
He dammed up the river using my butt.
Mary antelope: We'll have more reports as this story breaks.
Back to you, nawanda.
Raymond: Let's see who's got it going on now, Mr. jungleboy.
[Laughing]
[Animals talking at once]
Hello, animal folk.
Look, guys. It's jungleboy again.
How dare he show his face in public?
Now, just ignore him, and he'll go away.
[Whistling]
Whatcha doin'?
Oh! I can't look at him.
We can't stay mad at jungleboy.
He's just a kid.
He didn't know what he was doing.
[Animals talking at once]
All: We're sorry, jungleboy.
Can we worship and idolize you like we did before?
Raymond: Stop!
What's going on here?
[Gasping]
Don't you know jungleboy's evil?
He doesn't even recycle, for crying out loud.
You said it yourselves.
Oh.
Hey! There's two of them!
Animal: But which one's the real jungleboy?
Oh, I'm the real jungleboy. Yeah.
He's an impostor.
He was out there trying to taint my name.
You've got to believe me.
Look how cute I am.
Hey! My name's jungleboy, too.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's have a contest.
I bet I can hold a note longer than you can.
♪ Da ♪
there. I told you I'm jungleboy.
Hey! Jungleboy never wore a wig.
Yeah. And he never sang no opera, either.
Animal: Hey, look!
Second animal: That's not jungleboy. That's Raymond.
All: Raymond?
Nobody move, or the kid gets it.
Ooh! Ah!
Mr. monkey, I'm appalled at your behavior.
Hey, everybody!
What do you say we tar and feather Raymond?
Aah!
Get him! Get him!
Raymond: Aah!
So once again, jungleboy is the man of the hour.
Jungleboy, you've had quite an exciting day.
How do you feel?
Uh... Wet.
Ha ha ha!
Wet?
Can you change my diaper?
Uh... Nawanda?
Announcer: Hello Johnny.
It's activity time!
There's a rhino hiding some where in this room
can you find him before the kids at home do?
Hey, no problem.
Excuse me.
Announcer: Times up.
Ha ha, I'm right here you big dumb jerk.
Hey buddy you see any rhinos around here?
Crowd: Oh, oh, oh!
Man: Thar she blows!
Now, that was a beauty.
Narrator: Whale watching.
Studies indicate that whale watching is one of the best ways
for man to get in touch with himself,
to get in touch with nature, and to get in touch with chicks.
Hey there, little lady.
Do you mind? You're in my way.
Yeah, I know.
Say...
[Sniffs]
You smell kind of pretty. Want to smell me?
Hey, pepper spray.
Don't they use that for— oh! Ah! Oh! Ha! Oh!
She's in denial.
[Horn blowing]
Aah! Aah!
Ah! Ooh! Hey! Ah! Whoa!
Ooh! Hey! Ah! Ooh! Hey! Ah! Whoa! Uh!
Oh!
Oh, mama!
[Woman singing]
Hmm. That voice.
Where is that voice coming from?
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
oh, man.
Sassy!
Ahem.
You want to see my chest hair?
It's blond and curly.
Wow! She sure is a whole lot of woman.
What's your hurry, missy?
By the way, I didn't catch your name.
Get out of my way.
Is it trixie? Move!
Bambi? I said move!
Candy? Do you hear me?
You know what? I bet your name's Mickey 'cause you're so fine.
You're so fine—
my name is of no importance to you, midget boy.
I am an Amazon; Thus, I am a warrior.
You have no right being on this island,
so be off, or feel my wrath.
Did you say you're a warrior?
Yes, I did.
Want to mud wrestle?
Why am I wasting my time with you?
[Tarzan yell]
Oh! Now, that's a mating call!
[Stomping]
Hello.
Christopher.
Christopher?
Yes, Melissa?
See this?
Make sure this doesn't follow me
back to the village of beautiful women.
Village of beautiful women?
Yes, ma'am.
I don't even want him anywhere near the village of beautiful women.
Village of beautiful women?
Yes, ma'am.
Huh! Did she say village of beautiful women?
Maybe.
As in more than one beautiful woman?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Mister, this is getting really old really fast. Huh!
I've already wasted enough time, so if you don't mind,
I've got me some mountains to climb.
Oh!
Where do you think you're going?
Am I going to have to fight you?
Oh!
Oh! Nice briefs.
[Christopher humming]
Wait a minute. What are you doing?
Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
Take those tightie-whities off now, you hear me?
Oh, all right.
Here, crybaby.
[Christopher laughing]
You're going to pay for all this.
Oh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!
Mr. man, don't get me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I am angry.
No. It's personal.
Oh. Scaredy you.
Mister, it seems to me that... Huh?
Say, isn't that don knotts right there behind you?
Don knotts? Don knotts?
Don knotts?
Hey! I hate it when people use don knotts to deceive me.
Welcome to the village of beautiful women.
[Growls]
Hubba! Hubba!
Oh, man! You chicks are pretty!
Come on! Do the monkey with me! Come on!
[Tarzan yell] [Tarzan yell]
So you're one of them screamer types, too, huh?
Wait a second.
Hello.
Melissa: Christopher!
What's going on out here?
Johnny: If you don't get off of me...
Did you let that imbecile follow you back to the village?
Christopher: Well, kind of.
Hmm. We're going to have to take care of him
now that he's found the island.
I could be the town masseuse.
Looks like we're going to have to do the virgin sacrifice.
I took one of them massage courses in the mail.
Guards! Guards!
Now, ladies, there's no point in fighting.
I've got enough rubbing oil for everybody.
Don't I get a last request?
You'll get nothing and like it.
Tell it like it is, sister!
Oh, great Athena, we give you this virgin
as a sacrifice to your beauty and womanhood.
Did she say virgin?
And I ask that you bless our plentiful land
with great fortune and mirth.
Excuse me, ma'am, but—oh!
We offer this heathen in your name.
Oh!
Yeah, whatever.
Huuuh!
Christopher: I got a bad feeling about this.
[Women screaming]
Aah!
Well, that was fun.
Oooooh!
Hi there.
Welcome to the island of beautiful men.
I can already tell you're going to feel right at home here.
Son, you look like you could use a refresher.
We were all about to take a swim.
I've got an extra swimsuit if you'd care to join us.
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