One, two, three, go!
Way there.
Sassy.
Man, I'm pretty.
Do the monkey with me.
Come on!
Hey there, baby.
Yeah, whatever.
The ocean, mother of all life.
A fragile paradigm of grace and moistness.
Even the tiniest seagrass plays a part in her delicate and eternal ballet.
El Bunga!
Johnny is in the house.
Ah, El Beecho del Beberitos.
I think I'll impress them with my patented beach truck.
Oh, hot hot!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ha-ha.
Sandy.
Ah, oh, yeah!
Aw,
it's good to get out of the house.
Oh, yeah.
Chicks love crisp, toasty skin.
Ha!
Three Johnnys.
Can't see.
Must talk like this.
Time to demonstrate my aquatic agility.
Hey, ladies.
I'm dolphin safe.
My love is a tidal wave in your beachfront property.
She digs me.
Excuse me, beachy mama.
I couldn't help noticing your lack of UV protection.
How about I apply a little oil-o-Johnny?
Thanks, mate.
Awfully sporting of you.
Oh, I thought you were... I mean, I didn't know you were...
Mmm.
Beach sports.
Allow me.
I'm all over it.
Oh, Johnny.
Yeah, look out.
Be the bomb.
Can you believe it?
I'm single.
Hey, no fair.
That sand jock is cutting in on my action.
Hey, fella.
They're casting an episode of Thong Patrol down the beach.
You mean over there?
Better hurry.
Your tan is fading.
Good thing I brought my head shots.
Love court is in session.
Lifeguard Johnny presiding.
Must have gone to spread the word.
Shouldn't be long now.
I don't get it.
What am I doing wrong?
Help, drowning here.
You said you'd be the help one.
Help me, I said.
Maybe I need a full body wax.
It's a monster!
Help!
That monstrous form.
That horrible, foul odor.
Carl, what are you doing?
I'm camouflaging myself as plankton while I look for specimens.
Want to help?
Leave me alone, you water weenie.
I'm trying to impress the honeys by being a lifeguard.
Really?
Did you save anyone yet?
Why would I want to do that?
Johnny, you have to demonstrate your life-saving abilities to attract the ladies.
Help!
Save me!
Where am I gonna find someone to save?
Tally round the blimp, so what?
There's someone now!
Settle down, lady.
This ain't about you.
Uh, this yours?
I'll save your life, tell your friends!
Clam on a stick!
Get them wild, they're clams!
Hiya, Johnny.
Clam on a stick?
Thanks, Pops.
What's wrong?
You seem a little down.
Uh, I gotta find someone to rescue and I ain't having much luck.
Okay, I'm going down for the third time, don't you know?
People just don't drown every day, Johnny.
Sometimes you gotta help them along a little.
Whoops, I've said too much.
Wait a minute, Pops.
You just gave me an idea.
Johnny, you shouldn't go in the water until an hour after he... Eh, he'll be fine.
Get your clam on a stick!
Carl, I need you to fake a drowning.
What?
Ah!
Don't worry, citizen.
I'll save you.
Oh, crap.
Oh, no.
Johnny's in trouble.
I'll save you, Johnny!
In.
there, Johnny, old chum.
Stand back, everyone.
I'm going to give him the kiss of life.
He's a hero!
Oh, save at last.
A rather daring escape from Davy Jones, I should think.
Oh, I say I'm in the drink again!
I'll carry around the...
Candy.
The most important meal of the day.
Mmm, chocolate, yeah.
The candy bar that brushes your teeth while you eat it.
Freeze, mister!
What's the problem, officer?
What do you call that?
That's the sidewalk.
Didn't they teach you that at the academy?
Ah, funny guy, huh?
You just got yourself a $10 ticket for littering.
$10?
I don't have that kind of money.
All I got's this bottle cap, 27 cents, and some dryer lint.
Hey!
You trying to bribe me, fella?
No, I'm just trying to give you stuff so you'll let me go.
That's it!
Let's you and me take a visit downtown.
All rise for the courtroom scene.
The Honorable Judge Trudy presiding in the People vs.
Johnny Bravo.
Mmm, justice is served.
Hey, Judge Gorgeous, may I please the court?
Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering.
Do you have a lawyer?
No, Your Honor, I'll be defending myself.
Are you familiar with the saying that any man
who defends himself has a fool for a client?
Then I'm hired.
All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you please?
Like this?
Please!
Oh, please!
I could hold you in contempt.
I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.
Mr. Bravo, do you have anything to say in your defense?
I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.
Mr. Bravo, normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance I'm going to
sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.
All right.
Wait, is that bad?
Take this knuckle-walking Neanderthal out of here!
Uh, can I get that lawyer now?
Oh, my poor baby!
He's going to rot away for the rest of his unnatural life!
Don't worry, Mrs. Bravo.
I'll find a way to free Johnny.
Oh, honey, you are the sweetest thing.
No problem.
I can get extra credit for it at school.
Four head, Fontana.
Needle nose, Newman.
Shorty, Longfellow.
Joanie, Bravo.
Oh, that's Johnny.
Stoic, girlfriend.
State paperwork never lies.
For a prison, this place smells kind of powdery.
Hi, new girl.
Let me have lunch.
I like your hair, okay?
Here's your new home, bravo.
Good.
You're just in time for pedicures.
Hi, I'm Tiffany.
Grand Theft Auto.
Phoebe, racketeering and mail fraud.
Love your nails.
Hold the phone.
This is a ladies prison.
The system does work.
I don't think I've found any clues yet.
How are you doing, Mrs. Bravo?
Would you look at this?
An almost untouched jar of pickled herring.
Hmm, I guess we're not having much luck.
You know, dear, on all the TV shows, they reenact the crimes.
Hey, that's a great idea, Mrs. Bravo.
Do the monkey.
You can play the policeman, Mrs. Bravo.
Ha!
You loathsome piece of filth!
Slime like you makes me crazy!
Crazy!
Okay, that's enough reenacting for today.
Sorry, dear.
I was in the moment.
What we need is an eyewitness.
Hmm.
20 minutes recreation, bravo.
Hi, Joanie.
Hey, Joanie.
Phoebe's gonna give me a French braid.
Do you want one?
No, thanks.
That's a chick thing.
You talk just like a guy.
A guy.
If I had a guy here, I'd carve him a heart out of a cake of soap.
If I had a guy here, I don't care how big or stupid he was.
I would hold his hand as we watched the sunset over the car tower.
Yeah.
If I had a guy here... Hey, wait a sec.
I am a guy.
No way.
Get out of here.
You are not.
Uh-uh.
If you are a guy, prove it.
Yeah.
Prove it.
You girls familiar with the blue line rules in hockey?
If an opposing player... Hey, girls!
Joanie's a guy!
Alright, you got it.
Thursday at 8.
And I won't be late, baby.
Okay, next Tuesday at 5.
Alright.
Hey, hey, hey.
Calm down, girls.
There's enough Johnny for everyone.
Huh!
Bravo!
Wharton wants to see ya!
Be there in a sec.
Come in, Joanie.
Mama!
And what's her name?
Joanie.
These women claim to have evidence exonerating you from your crimes.
I don't know what exonerate means, but I like it here.
Sit down, Johnny.
Lights, please.
The footage you're looking at was taken from a security camera at an automated
teller machine near where Johnny was arrested.
Here's Johnny on the corner at 12.01 PM.
Ha!
Look at that handsome fella.
He unwraps the candy bar.
Johnny!
Hey, I'm hungry!
Watch carefully.
Here we see Johnny clearly throwing the wrapper into the garbage.
Let's see that once more.
Hey, I did it again.
Quiet, dear.
This proves conclusively that...
But wait!
There's more!
Slowing the tape reveals the presence of a second candy eater on the grassy knoll.
At 12.02, he makes his move.
His wrapper bounces off the can and lands at the officer's feet, thereby proving a
massive conspiracy reaching to the very highest levels of power!
Actually, it just proves that some other guy threw the wrapper.
Sorry, dear.
I was in the moment again.
Well, that's pretty cut and dried.
You're free to go, Johnny.
But... But wait!
I'm guilty.
I robbed a cop.
I hit on Judge Trudy.
Oh, please.
Let it drop.
I have a manicure in ten minutes.
Thank you, Susie, for helping me get my boy free.
My pleasure, Mrs. Bravo.
We make a good team.
Let me back in.
I'm guilty.
I'm guilty, I tell you!
I do!
Hey there, my little Etruscan honey bun.
Your burly gladiator is here.
I came.
I saw.
I broke a hip.
Oh, cool!
Look at all the metamorphic rock strata!
Who cares?
I can't believe we're going to Hurl World Amusement Park!
You can stop talking now.
I think we're lost!
We ain't lost.
Let's take this blue road!
That's a river.
It'll be scenic!
Carl!
Let me drive!
No!
It's my mother's car!
You don't know how to drive.
Will you teach me?
No!
Then teach me to line dance!
Quiet!
I already know how to boot scoot.
Here, hold the map!
La la la la la….
Hey, look.
Hurl World, the most fun you can have getting sick.
I don't know, Johnny.
If this is Hurl World, where are all the tourists?
Ah, quit your yammering.
Can I help you boys?
Yes, sir.
I am here to test the limits of both man and
machine, to push the envelope even if it kills me.
You astronauts are the bravest men on Earth.
Johnny, I don't think this is an amusement park.
I think this is the National Aeronautics and Space Admin... Wow!
A high-density cold-fusion hoagiotronic generator.
It's beautiful.
Stupid kiddie ride.
There she is.
The regurgitator 9000.
No man ever rode her without hurling.
Until today.
Hmm.
I must be the first in line.
Hold on, Astro Boy.
I was here first.
See this suit?
It means I'm firing up this candle.
Try the bumper cars, you dirty line cutter.
Must be one of them anti-hurl suits.
Hey, kid.
Name's Johnny.
Looks like we're gonna be flying together.
Man, I guess there's no pretty requirement for this ride.
Hey, Wiggy.
What's this do?
Hey!
Let the ride begin.
Ah!
Vibrate!
So, I said lace curtains with a burgundy rug, please.
Oh, Colonel Gristle, we've got a premature launch.
What?
What the devil is going on?
Raise the cockpit!
Eczema 7, Eczema 7, this is Mission Control.
Come in, please.
Hey, who's talking at me?
Uh, sir, who are you?
I asked you first.
Is, uh, Captain Miller there?
Nope, just me and the hairy kid.
Sir, you've initiated an unauthorized launch.
Abort mission immediately.
Hey, look at what I can do.
You don't understand.
Your azimuth has misaligned.
Your gimbals need to be recalibrated.
It's not true.
I'm just big bold.
Look, just put the chimp on, will ya?
Translator!
He says some idiot sat next to him and fired up the main rocket.
Tell him to redirect his course to 109 and begin reentry.
Hey, it's my turn again.
This ride stinks.
I'm out of here.
This must be the emergency brake.
Ha!
Drafty.
Now reinitiate your auto-guidance stabilizers.
No problem.
Uh, Houston, I made a boo-boo.
Sir, the weird guy's blown all 17 oxygen scrubbers.
There's only a few more minutes of breathable air.
People, I know things may look bleak.
But we're bringing those boys back alive.
Failure is not an option.
Now, does anyone know how to repair a used Russian oxygen scrubber?
No.
Well, then, he's doomed.
Let's get lunch.
Wait!
I know!
I've got all the technical manuals going back to 1957.
And I've seen every episode of Biff McCoy, Galaxy Boy, 26 times!
You are how you got in here.
But you're in control now.
Carl?
Man, how do you change the channels on this thing, huh?
Listen to me, Johnny.
Listen very carefully.
These are the only spare parts available to you in the cockpit.
You are going to have to make this using only this.
Hurry, Johnny!
You only have two minutes left!
Okay, maybe less.
We're too late, son.
No force in the universe can save him now.
Look!
It's the champ!
Aw, come on!
You stupid thingy!
Hey, what the... Whoa!
They've gone into radio blackout, sir.
All we can do now is wait.
I know!
Let's sing camp songs to keep our spirits up!
Kumbaya!
YAH!
Now this is my kind of ride.
That was fun.
Can I do it again?
Look out.
I need to share my hands.
The sound of harder warnion is... Good to feel so much the most useful sound.
If we've enjoyed playing JEFF不eder, we know bad fark.
But I feel like the most... It's nice if there are transformed!
Oh, my god.
That was fun.
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