One, two, three...
Way there.
Sassy.
Man, I'm pretty.
Do the monkey with me.
Come on.
Stay there, way there.
Yeah, whatever.
Swing batter.
Who's bad?
All wood all the time.
Oh, my sciatica.
Good, Susie.
That's putting the leather to the pigskin.
Coach Bravo.
The master torque differential is throwing off my stance.
I need a new bat.
You got it, baby.
Substitute bat boy.
Hey, gear jockey.
Coach wants you.
Don't look at me.
I said don't look at me.
Come on, Johnny.
Let's show a little hustle.
Chop, chop.
Aw, mama.
Why do I gotta do this?
It's humiliatin'.
I told you.
My regular girl was bit by a deer tick.
Now how about a little support?
If we win today, we qualify for the semi-bimonthly preliminary match-ups.
Aw, mama.
It's only the first game of the season.
That's why we have to focus.
Focus!
Here's your stupid bat kid.
This one's too big.
This one's smelly.
How about the pink one?
What do you mean you can't play?
You'll play all right.
But I shattered my tibia.
Rub some dirt in it.
We'll never beat mama's maulers with that attitude.
Hey, you rosin-headed lummox.
Pop down, you old...
Well, bang the drum slowly.
Say, baseball buddy.
How'd you like to join me for a little seventh-inning stretch?
Don't make me laugh.
You're nothing but a lowly bat boy.
Not true.
I'm the brains behind the team.
Mama even trusted me with her list of secret baseball signs.
Really?
Can I have them?
Uh-uh.
They're the key to mama's game plan.
I would never, ever, ever, ever let you see them.
I'll go out with you.
There you go.
Check it out.
Show your friends.
I'm gonna have a girlfriend.
Johnny!
Stop fraternizing with the enemy.
She's not the enemy, mama.
She's my black-clad, bass-spiking siren of SWAT.
That spells hussy in my book, mister.
Play ball!
Look out, Susie!
Here comes the cheese!
I can feel it!
Yay!
I gave her that bat.
That's a pretty one.
I-I gave her that.
Now to lay down my secret steel sign.
The steel sign, eh?
Clever, my old enemy.
But not clever enough.
You're out!
Aww.
Well, maybe we'll get them this time.
You're out!
Well, maybe we'll get them this time.
You're out!
This won't end well.
Ugh!
19-0!
I don't understand!
It's almost as if someone had stolen my list of secret signs!
What?
Don't be silly!
I didn't do it!
Ah, I really messed up.
I gotta do something to pull mama's fat out of the fire!
Who are you talking to?
Uh, look!
Mookie Wilson!
Who?
You're out!
Fish sticks!
I'd give anything for a first-class clean-up
power hitter who can swing for the fences!
Perhaps I can be of some help?
Oh, you're a big strapping girl, aren't you?
Well, let's just say I'm big boned!
What have I got to lose?
Grab some pine tar missing urine!
Ha!
Yay!
Oh, yeah!
See ya!
Bound time!
Don't forget to ride!
Good eye, great extension!
And she runs the bases like a perfect little angel!
Hmm, there's something familiar about that little girl.
Let's go, Maulers!
One more run and we win the game!
Oh, what a shiny nickel!
Come here, you!
Now I gotcha!
Ah-ha!
Oh, please don't snitch me out!
It would destroy mama!
And then, who'd feed me?
Oh, I'm not gonna snitch you out, because you're gonna throw the game for me.
Oh, no!
I could never, ever, ever, ever do that!
I'll go out with you.
Deal!
Strike one!
Strike two!
Oh, what am I doing?
I can't throw the game.
Just look at mama's and what's-her-name's hopeful smiling faces.
Swing for crying out loud!
You better!
He's a fake!
This team is disqualified!
Oh, yeah?
Just as I suspected!
Your team is composed of nine burly teamsters!
You're all outta here!
Mama, I'm sorry.
I lost the game, wore your clothes, and got you drummed out of little girls'
baseball.
That's all right, Johnny.
What's important is that you love me enough
to make a mockery of our national pastime.
Now, you're all invited out for chili dogs on me!
Yeah!
Except you!
You're a hussy!
Come on!
Here we go, Johnny.
Remember, one with the universe.
One with a-Whoa!
We like it.
Hey, baby, I'm going to Karate Cat.
Wanna see the moves of a master?
Yep, that's one of them.
Hey, wait for me!
Hey, fellow martial artists.
Ready to worship the gods of karate and turn your hands into lethal weapons?
Not really.
I'm looking forward to learning the basics of digital LCD design.
Say what?
And I'm looking forward to constructing my own artificial intelligence, or AI.
What's your specialty, new kid?
Making trouble raisin' heck and stickin' it to the man.
That's M-T-R-H-A-S-I-T-T-L.
You're funny.
You're gonna be our new best friend.
Something is very wrong here.
This is the bus to karate camp, isn't it?
Oh, you're suffering under a misapprehension.
We're headed to Camp Gigabyte for two weeks of intensive computer study.
Oh,
14 hours of nerd jabber.
I gotta get out of here.
I've been wrong!
Terribly wrong!
Hi, campers!
Welcome to Camp Giga-Johnny?
Huh?
Come on!
Let me back on the bus!
Johnny, what a surprise!
Guys, I thought you were too stupid to learn computers.
It's a mistake.
I'm supposed to be at Camp Chop Sucker hitting stuff.
It's too late now, Johnny.
That was the last bus for a week.
Then I'm walking home.
You can't!
The woods are full of deadly predators.
Then I'm calling my mama to come get me.
We don't have phones.
We communicate entirely by email.
Looks like you're gonna be with us the whole week.
Here's your cabin, campers.
Time for everyone to choose up bunks.
Keeps on this one.
Whoopee!
Now, listen up.
I'm the king of this cabin, so stay out of my face.
And what's more, I don't want any of you little babies bothering me tonight.
Got it?
Yes, Johnny.
Good.
Oh, no.
I want my mama.
Hi, Johnny.
You were late signing up for activities, so I
signed you up for graphic algorithmic design.
Hope that's okay.
You know, when you open your mouth, some kind of loopy moon man language comes out.
I can't believe there's no one swimming.
Little cyberweenies must be scared to shorten out.
This is the spooky, scary tale of Beastie Man.
Half man, half beast.
That's not scary.
Shut up.
I'm not finished.
He also had a hook for a hair.
How's that possible?
What do you mean?
How would respiration and cerebral functions occur?
Where's that moon man talk again?
We find your premise highly improbable.
Fine.
You tell a story then.
Oh, oh, oh, I have one.
Little Jimmy Simpkins logged onto his computer one
night, only to encounter a discontinued server icon.
And what he saw when he looked up filled him with shock
and terror, for his hard drive had been completely erased.
That was scary, Counselor Carl.
What did you think, Johnny?
Johnny?
I don't know what he said, but it was the way he told it.
What do we want?
Software.
Where do we get it?
Trading post.
Sound off.
One, two, three, four, one, two.
This bites.
When's this gonna be over?
Hold it.
Look, campers.
It's the Symphidious Delecti.
Better stay back.
They say its pollen can paralyze a man instantaneously.
What are the odds?
Ha.
I guess I'm in charge now.
Fall in, you keypad jockeys.
We're heading back to civilization.
It's been hours, Counselor Johnny.
Are you sure you know where you're going?
Of course I do.
Let's see.
Moss grows on the West Side of rocks, and trees bloom only in the moon's seventh
house, so... Um... Who am I kidding?
We're lost.
And it's all your fault.
I believe I have the solution.
Harvey, your laptop, please.
Johnny, I'm going to charge your body with
static electricity, then throw you in the stream.
You should float to magnetic north.
Yeah, but what if...
We're Johnny!
Yeah!
Johnny?
Uh, could someone throw me a...
At least it's over.
In 14 hours, I'll be back in my house with no annoying little greaves to torment me.
Hey, everyone!
Let's cheer Johnny up on the long trip home with a good old-fashioned camp song!
A thousand silicon chips on the wall!
A thousand silicon chips!
If one of those chips should happen to shorten 999 silicon chips on the wall!
No!
Johnny Bravo, you trail a common tree stump by over $12,000.
Here's your final question.
Name the four food grooves.
Fruit, dairy, uh, beef jerky, and a garden hose.
Ooh, wrong!
Common tree stump!
You're our winner!
Nuts!
This game's fixed!
Son, sir, and Johnny, I am one with the ancient primeval rhythm.
Ahhhhh!
Mighty ocean.
Cosmic broth from which we all emerge.
Ahhhhh!
Angi-bibs of all day!
Wait a minute!
My highly developed chip sensors are tingling.
Readings indicate the presence of a sea-going mamacita at 11 o'clock.
initiatory though... Initiate rendezvous procedures.
Excuse me, can I borrow this?
This indignity will be avenged, my perfidious friend.
Hadley.
Hola, pretty mother... Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay, this won't end well.
Nice, Narwhal.
Good boy.
So, come here often.
What kind of idiot are you?
I don't know.
What kinds are there?
Don't you realize you've stranded us in the middle of nowhere, alone?
Just the two of us, for who knows how long?
Hmm.
about me.
You know, when you scream like that, you get a cute little vein in your forehead.
Look, if we're going to survive, the first thing we
have to do is secure food, shelter, and fresh water.
Wanna see me do this?
Right.
Food.
I'm all over it.
Man, there's got to be a strip mall around here someplace.
Let's see.
What do chicks like to eat?
Crackers?
Gumballs?
Tiny rabbits?
Hmm?
Hey, Puddin'.
Uh-oh.
There.
Now to access the Coast Guard frequency.
Help!
Puddin', help me!
Puddin' emergency!
Whoa!
Needs more butterscotch.
You saved my life.
That means you dig me.
Whoa!
Hey, look at what I found.
Three of the juiciest, most delicious-looking rocks you ever laid eyes on.
Uh, thanks.
I'll pass.
Great!
I'll build a fire.
My...
Oh, are you using that?
Where's a 15-foot tiger shark when you need one?
A plane.
A plane!
I knew she'd come around.
Please!
I need you!
All right, all right.
Just let me dry off first.
So, how's dinner coming?
You're a menace!
I don't ever want to see your face again!
I'm going to the other side of the island to get as far from you as possible!
Can I come?
No!
I'm going over there.
You are staying here.
And... then I'll follow you.
Hey, wait for me!
Don't.
find me.
Don't find me.
Hey, you stink pretty.
Umbrella drink?
These noxious fumes should keep him away.
Noxious fumes.
Come back, my little, uh, muffin!
Forget it!
I'd rather swim for it than spend another second with you!
So, you... you want me to follow you?
I'll just follow you, then.
Huh?
Mama!
There you are, Johnny!
I've been looking all over for you.
How many times have I told you to leave a note when you get washed out to sea?
I'm sorry, Mama.
Say, can I borrow the sub?
I'm in the middle of a date.
And you didn't introduce me!
Why, I gotta catch her first.
Look!
That's her on the scope now!
Oh, she's darling!
Increase speed to 15 knots!
Aye, aye, Mama!
Look out.
No, I hurt!
Bop-bop!
Bop-bop-bop!
Bop-bop!
Oh, mama!
Oh-oh, contest.
A babe!
Mercy!
Zeitgeist!
Set hizo On의.