Baby.
Sassy.
Good luck.
Ooh, check-a-packs.
Man, I'm pretty.
Do the monkey with you.
Hey there, baby.
Yeah, whatever.
Up-a-poose.
Up-a-poose, moose, and goose.
Johnny, I'm about to leave for my exotic tropical cruise to the Jersey Shore.
One, shoot.
Now, there's plenty of food in the refrigerator
and a fresh pair of jammies on your bed.
One, shoot.
I left a list of emergency numbers by the phone and a new
Teddy by the dresser in case your night terrors act up.
One, shoot!
Are you even paying attention, Johnny?
Yeah, sure.
You going somewhere?
Oh, I wish I'd have gotten you a babysitter.
Mama, watch what you wish for, will ya?
Johnny, I worked really hard to be randomly selected to win this vacation.
And I don't want to spend the whole time worrying about you.
Worry?
Well, this is your first big time home all alone.
And you know, I mean, sometimes you're a bit helpless and...
accident-prone, huh?
Oh, that's crazy talk, Mama.
I haven't had an accident in...
three days.
I'll be fine.
Oh!
And if you forget how to breathe, it's inhale, then exhale.
Got it.
I'll be back in a week.
That's seven days.
So until then, you take care of my favorite little boy.
That's you, Johnny.
You're my favorite little boy.
Right.
Now don't let me down, sweetheart.
Or I won't let you out of my sight till you're 105.
Don't fret, Mama.
I'm gonna prove to you what a good stay-at-home-by-myself-er I am.
I promise!
Hello?
Is anybody home?
That wasn't so bad.
Hey, Johnny.
Looking a little flu-ish?
How did you get in here?
A key.
Mama gave me one.
She wanted me to check up on you.
Well, thanks, kid, but I'm staying home alone.
That means there's just the right amount of me and one too many of you.
Okay, but I'll be right next door if you need anything.
Bye-bye!
If I just sit right here until Mama gets home, nothing will
go wrong and she'll see how great I am at being all grown up.
Do you like food?
Sure.
Who doesn't like food?
How about extreme food?
Yeah!
They're right.
Food is good.
One Johnny Brubble Smooth Operator Smoothie coming right up.
Okay.
Blend.
So you wanna play tough, huh?
All right.
Take.
Whip.
Pulverize.
Crush.
Rumpus Simi Simi Shake.
Hmm.
Need more power.
Tornado?
Tornado!
That's it!
Get ready to twist, pal.
Johnny Brubble one.
Mr. Blender Man zero.
Whip.
Hand?
I'm doing fine, thanks.
Great then!
See ya later!
Whoa!
You've reached the Brubbles, home of the one and only Johnny Brubble.
No need to leave a message.
You can talk to me right... now.
Hi, Johnny!
Oh, hey, Mama.
What's up?
Oh, just checking in on my big guy.
How's everything going?
Mama, this stand-at-home-alone stuff is a breeze.
Bingo!
Bingo?
B-A-N-G-O.
And Bingo is my name-o.
Bingo!
She said Bingo!
But does it make the joke less funny?
I think not!
If I just sit right here until Mama gets home, nothing will go wrong and... No!
Oh!
Hey, homewrecker, what's the big idea?
Hey, this isn't 1720 Cambridge Street.
I am so sorry.
I swear.
This, like, never happens.
Please sign here?
Uh, sure, thanks.
What's this for, anyways?
Mud delivery.
Mud delivery?
But I didn't order any... No!
Oh, man.
What are the chances?
So what do you say we spruce the place up a bit?
Don't you have some pony Dolly tea party frilly time thingy to go to?
Oh, yeah.
But I'm sure they'll understand if I'm a few minutes late.
Beat it!
You've reached the Bravels, home of the one and only Johnny Bravel.
No need to leave a message.
You can talk to me right now.
Hey, Johnny!
Hey!
Do I know you?
Well, this is Johnny, right?
Yeah.
This is Johnny.
Johnny Bravado.
Johnny Bravo.
Johnny Bravo?
That's right.
Johnny Bravo.
But I'm trying to reach Johnny Bravado.
I'm Johnny Bravo.
I guess I have the wrong number.
I guess you do.
Oh, mama.
Something smells fishy.
You got that right.
I got it.
All under control.
What the...
This just in.
A criminal mastermind is on the loose tonight.
And he has one thing on his mind.
Your wardrobe.
My wardrobe?
That's right.
Your wardrobe.
This apparel abductor.
This garment gangster.
This clothes horse crook will not stop until he is wearing your pants.
My pants?
Your pants, Johnny.
So please lock down your dresser drawers.
Pimpers.
And closets.
No one's taking the Bravado family duds tonight.
Ha!
I knew it was you.
It's time for sleepies, Johnny.
How about I read you a bedtime story?
Really?
No.
Alrighty then.
Nighty night.
Don't let the clothes horse crook bite.
The clothes horse crook?
Technically, I'm a pony.
But let's keep that between you and me.
Ha, ha, ha.
Look here, Mr. Trotted Pants.
I can't let you take my mama's clothes.
Perhaps we can make another arrangement.
Ooh.
Gotta gallop.
The clothes horse crook strikes again!
Again!
Now that's one swanky looking stallion.
If I just sit right here until mama gets home, nothing will go wrong.
So, mama, you have any idea how to get a grape juice stain out?
Well, what happened?
Did you have a spill?
A big spill?
Should I come home?
No.
No, no, no.
It's for a friend.
Yeah, yeah, a friend.
Well, tell your friend to try scrubbing it with fruit punch.
Fruit punch?
This place is grape!
We should have our convention here every year.
I don't know.
Ah, quit your whining.
Who's racing the roof?
I'm really in a jam now.
This isn't so bad.
I'll have it fixed up in no time.
Just like new.
Good morning.
Am I speaking to the man of the house?
You need a new set of eyes, or should I just fix them for you?
Mind if I ask you a question?
Yes?
Do you know what homeowners reported as the number
one cause of property damage this past fiscal year?
Yeah.
You do?
Fairytale damage.
In the last decade, dragons, trolls, irritable forest creatures, and pining
princes and princesses have unleashed more destruction on
homeowners than all random acts of Mother Nature combined.
Great.
No one can afford to be unprotected.
That's why I'm happy to offer you a one-day-only
super-special deal on fairytale insurance.
Hey, Pitch Man, I've been through a tornado, a mudslide,
a flood, a horse thief, and a bunch of other stuff.
I think I can handle a few nursery rhymes.
But, sir... Look, mister, I got a fairytale for you.
Once upon a time... Get lost!
And I live happily ever after.
I thought I told you to get... Get...
So sorry to bother you, but would you mind if I use your phone for a minute?
I'm a little late getting to my sweet old grandma's
house, and I would just hate for her to worry.
Sure, no problemo.
Thank you.
All right, guys!
Lungs ain't what they used to be.
Nooooo!
Beans, Beans, get your magic beams!
Hey, Horner!
Get your thumb out of that pie!
Quit jumping over that candlestick, Jack!
Is this where the party's at?
Heya, Johnny!
Somebody drop this golden egg?
Thank you!
Quite a party!
Yeah, your invitation must have got lost in the mail.
Why don't you go complain to the post office or something?
You've reached the Braavos!
Home of the one and only Johnny Bravo.
No need to leave a... Johnny, it's me!
There aren't any fairytale characters here, if that's what you're wondering.
Okay.
Well, I have good news.
There's a funnel cake shortage on the boardwalk, so I'm cutting my vacation short!
How short?
I'll be home in an hour!
Can't wait to see ya!
Taxi!
Oh, man!
What am I gonna do now?
When Mama sees this mess, she's never gonna let me stay home alone again.
If only I could find someone to help me fix up the place!
Hey, little neighbor chick!
Yes, Johnny?
Uh, I was wondering if... If, uh, uh, you know...
Hmm... How do I put this?
I need some...
What?
Uh... Come again?
Are you trying to say help?
A little bit.
That's all I needed to hear.
Now, you do have fairytale insurance, right?
Well...
Uh... Okay, okay.
I'll just have to call in a favor.
It's a pretty big job.
But, uh... I think we can handle it.
The three pigs!
The three pigs?
Ooh!
I am such a big fan!
Enough chitchat.
Let's go to work.
Anyone?
Johnny!
I'm so happy to be home!
I missed you so much, Mama!
I never wanna let you go!
Well, I missed you too, Johnny!
The house looks great!
And the walls are even more delicious than I remember!
I am so, so proud of you!
You really showed me that you're finally grown up enough to be left on your own!
Aw, thanks, Mama!
Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go freshen up!
Hello?
Somebody!
I can barkfy吧!
All right!
Oof!
G.