Baby... Sassy!
Good way!
Ooh!
Check-a-packs!
Man, I'm pretty!
Hey there, baby!
Yeah, whatever.
Extra stretch, go!
Legs, go!
Curls, go!
Do.
you want more from your workouts?
Well, dig no deeper, unless you're digging with... The Shovelizer!
The Shovelizer?
The Shovelizer is like no other exercise system on the market!
That's right!
The Shovelizer combines advanced exercise physiology
with the time-honored tradition of fine digging...
to guarantee you the ultimate workout.
Do not attempt at home.
Professional shuttler on a closed dig.
The Shovelizer buries the competition!
So dig your way to a better you and...
Get Shovelized!
How could I forget the time-honored tradition of fine digging?
No wonder I'm getting so soft.
Yeah, send me one of those The Shovelizers...
Fast!
Oh, boy!
All behold the glory of... The Shovelizer!
Yeah!
Looks like a regular old shovel to me.
And a rusty one at that.
I have ten shovels, just like it.
Oh, yeah?
What could a regular old rusty shovel do?
This?
Yeah?
Enough of your naysaying, naysayers.
It's time for Johnny Brubble to... Get Shovelized!
To use your Shovelizer, insert Shovelizer
into ground and or ground substitute and lift.
Sounds pretty tricky, but let's give it a whirl.
So far, so good.
Man, all the Shovelizers made me mighty hungry.
Time for a Johnny snack.
Johnny likes it.
Come on, Shovelizer.
We got a lot more working out to do.
Not so fast, Johnny.
You're not going anywhere till you take care of your chores.
Aw.
I'll get right on it.
Hi, Johnny.
Check these out.
I just got my teeth professionally waxed and whitened.
Not bad.
All right, Shovelizer.
Time for the real test.
I look shovelrific.
And I owe it all to you, Shovelizer.
Get ready for the night of your life.
I'll have the peanut butter special, heavy on the refried bananas.
And for the shovel?
The same, but hold the jelly.
So, uh, what do you like to do when you're not shovelizing up stuff?
Is that the shovelizer?
Sure is.
Mind if I cut in?
Uh, yeah.
My bad.
If it doesn't work out.
Hot diggity.
I've had a really great time today.
Being around you has made me a...
Buffer man.
You dig?
I can dig it.
Well, I guess we should be heading home.
Got a big day tomorrow.
Come.
on, if anybody needs me...
I'm off shovelizing!
I'm a shovelizing man.
I'm gonna shovelize everywhere I can.
From the top of the dirt pile to a mountain of Marzipan.
I'm a shovelizing, shovelizing man.
I'm a shovelizing man.
I'm gonna shovelize everywhere I can.
From the hole in the ground yonder to a castle made of sand.
I'm a shovelizing, shovelizing man.
Hey, look at me.
I'm taking up stuff.
Ha ha!
Play it, boy.
Arrgh!
I'm a shovelizing, shovelizing man.
It's incredible.
I've never seen anything like it.
Well, thank you.
I got it off the TV.
Arrgh!
My prized posies!
My prized pose!
My prized poses!
Hmm.
That was... Some sort of workout.
Time to hit the... Hey!
Who could that be?
Uh...
You fancy yourself a shoveler, do ya?
Well, I do have a fancy shovel.
Well, I'm with the diggers union.
You got a license to dig with that fancy shovel?
Someone at the door, Johnny?
Wrong number.
I got to get out of here.
I didn't really think this through, did I?
Uh-oh.
We're saved!
And we've dug all the way to China!
No!
Shovelizer!
Don't do this to me!
We've been through too much!
How will I ever replace you?
Let me guess.
Shovelizer?
Oh, that is so 11 minutes ago.
What you need is a Super Sleigh Blaster!
Super Sleigh Blaster?
That's right.
The Super Sleigh Blaster combines advanced exercise
physiology with the time-honored tradition of fine mushing.
I'll take it!
Yeah, I'd like two French toast tacos and a maple sauce to shake.
And deliver them straight to my mouth.
Courtesy of me, Johnny Bravo.
It's taco time!
Johnny Bravo?
That's me.
I'm Mr. T, and I... Look, mister, I'm kinda in a hurry.
So could you just make with the tacos?
Do I look like I have your tacos?
Yes.
Uh, no.
What did you say your name was again?
First name, mister.
Middle name, period.
Last name, T.
Does that T stand for taco?
You crazy?
The T don't stand for no taco!
No!
The T stands for truth rule and trustworthy, which I am...
Integrity!
Which I got!
T is for tuxedo jacket, tweed trousers, and tamashanna cap, which I don't need,
cause I'm my own teller!
I make my own threads.
Oh, is T for tinny-weeny-eeny-meeny-yellow-poked-dot-bikini?
No, fool!
T is for don't mess with me when I'm verbalizing!
Hey, that doesn't start with a T.
The T is silent.
But I said don't mess with me!
Now quit your jibber-jabbering and listen up!
T is for trouble!
Which, according to this letter, you're in a heap of!
Dear Mr. T, my name is Johnny Bravo.
Hey, that's my name, too!
I go to Aaron City Elementary School.
That's crazy!
I went to Aaron City Elementary School.
Every day at recess, little Ricky Simmons...
Little Ricky Simmons!
Little Ricky Simmons?
That's right.
So how does it feel to be flat on your back, Johnny?
Flat on your back-o!
But I'm not flat on my back.
And I'll be back tomorrow to flatten you again.
And the day after that!
Every day at recess, little Ricky Simmons... The school bully, bullies me.
Please help me bully him back, like you bullied those bulls on TV.
Help me, Mr. T.
You're my only hope.
Now I remember.
I wrote you that letter when I was a kid.
Look, I'm sorry I didn't get here sooner, but it takes a
lot of time to personally respond to all of my fan mail.
Now, about this little Ricky Simmons.
Little Ricky Simmons!
Evidently, for some people, T stands for traumatized.
But for me, T stands for teach, train, and toughen you up.
Which is what I'm here to do.
Really?
You calling me a liar?
Uh, no, sir.
By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able
to stand up to that little Ricky Simmons.
Little Ricky Simmons!
Boom!
Oh, mama.
We got a lot of work to do.
Now, the first thing you want to do when you're
dealing with a bully is to try to talk things through.
Like, please don't flatten me?
No!
Leggo my elbow?
No!
If a bully's hassling you, you talk through things like this.
Ugh!
Not ugh!
Ugh!
Hiya, Johnny.
Oh, my God.
Gesundheit.
Hiya, Mr. T.
Hiya, Susie.
T power!
So, you guys know each other or something?
Oh, yeah.
We go way back.
Susie, show Johnny how we talk down bullies when they get in your face.
Yeah, like that!
What you guys said?
You know, maybe you'd do better with a catchphrase.
A catchphrase?
Yeah, get yourself a catchphrase.
That way punks know who they are talking to.
They know you mean business.
Like, it's tea time, sucker.
All right.
It's tea time, sucker.
But you gotta mean it.
It's gotta come from the heart.
Like, I pity the fool.
See, it works.
Cause I do, in fact, pity the fool.
That's why I'm here with you, isn't it?
Good point.
Now try it again.
This time, from the heart.
Right.
From the heart.
I thought we would try something a bit more physical.
Are you serious?
Toucans may look sweet, but they are real crafty.
And tough as all get out.
Get out!
If you can tackle the toucan, you can tackle the fear.
Then consider this fear tackling.
Ha!
Get him, Bravo!
Truck what you made of!
That bird ain't so bad!
He ain't enough!
Ha!
Come on now!
Can that toucan!
Gotcha!
I'll eat it!
Wiggle Wiggles!
It smells like tropical land in here!
If you wanna beat this guy, you gotta want it.
You gotta be hungry.
I am hungry.
I can't hear you!
I am hungry!
Good!
Then let's eat.
I'm gonna show you how to make healthy snack alternatives.
You put peanut butter on the celery stalk.
I know what you're thinking.
This bad boy is good to go.
He read my mind.
But wait!
Add a handful of raisins.
Now you've got a delicious, nutritious snack that can't be beat.
The ants on the lawn triple threat.
Crisp, salty, and sweet.
Crazy fool!
Never underestimate the power of healthy snack making!
Okay!
I'll roar like a lion or a walrus in a dish down door.
Like a rhino or a salmon in a trifle.
You gotta be the best you you can be.
I'll roar like a roo-Jay!
Howl like a tooth sock!
Boom like a baker!
Shout like a ba-ba-ba-ba!
Find, like, can't hate, repeat!
Burn like a cup of tea!
You'll win in the end!
Ohh Yeah!
You've got to be the best you you can be.
Howl like a blue Jay, howl like a tooth sock, boop like a baker, shout like a boss.
Like an angry piece, burn like a cup of tea, you win in the end, you win in the end.
You done good, Johnny.
I'm proud of you.
I want you to help this.
Thanks, Mr. T.
Only the toughest of the tough can wear that and still lay down a mean whooping.
Then why aren't you wearing one?
You think I'll be caught in something like that?
I've done all I can for you.
It's time to face your childhood Nemesis.
Now you've got to decide, are you going to be somebody or be somebody's fool?
Somebody's fool, somebody's fool.
Little Ricky Simmons.
Little Ricky Simmons?
Yes?
Time!
Johnny?
Johnny Bravo?
Is that you?
Yeah.
Look, I don't want any trouble or nothing.
Oh, I would never dream of troubling you.
Please, come in.
May I take your sheep herding garments?
Sure.
Johnny, I'm so happy you're here.
There's something I've wanted to tell you for a very long time.
Does this have something to do with flattening me?
You know, I had a lot of pain in my childhood.
And well, I took a great deal of that pain out on you.
I just wanted to say, I'm sorry.
Really?
Whoa!
So how does it feel to be flat on your back?
Johnny, flat on your back, oh?
Not good, oh.
Then how about sweating to this oldie?
Not the wet Willy!
Johnny!
Don't forget!
Healthy snack alternatives!
What?
It's on the log, fool!
Johnny-o!
Where are you?
Come on out!
Johnny-o!
Flat back, oh Johnny!
Come on out!
Johnny-o!
Let's get this party moving and grooving!
Whoa!
Oh, yeah!
This delicious, nutritious snack can't be beat.
It's a triple threat.
Crisp, salty, and sweet.
It's a taste sensation.
You know, Johnny, you're all right.
Friends?
Friends.
I love it when a plan comes together.
So, little Susie, what did we learn today?
Don't be afraid to face your fears.
That even the helpless can be helped.
As peanut butter and raisins meet celery stick, friends meet friends.
So now you know.
And knowing is growing!
Listen to me and you know, I hope you've done a lot.
I'm sure I won a good news like that.
Bye bye.