One, two, three, go.
Baby.
Sassy.
Good way.
Check the facts.
Man, I'm pretty.
Do the monkey with me.
Come on.
Hey there, baby.
Yeah, whatever.
Look at me.
I love you.
Wow, you're even prettier with my eyes open.
Hey, Mama, I'm off to go chick-a-Latin'.
So there really was a band called the Flock of Seagulls.
Mama, what are you doing looking at my old high school yearbook?
Johnny!
Didn't I tell you never to show this to anyone?
No, not that I remember.
Seriously, Johnny, what's the big deal?
Besides, it's educational, too.
I'm learning all about Hammer Pants and Knight Rider.
You know, sometimes it's best to forget the past and think about the future.
Like, what are we having for dinner tonight, Mama?
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!
That sounds good.
Who is this girl?
Oh, yeah.
That's Sandy.
Sandy, the most prettiest girl in school, Baker.
And as I remember, the most popular, too.
Yeah, but she was no big whoop.
Hey, Johnny!
It was me that was whooped.
Sha-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-da-doo!
Sandy.
It was like she was from another planet.
Shoop-da-doo!
And was just visiting Earth to show us humans what perfection was all about.
Da-da-da-da-doo!
But it's not like she was stuck up or nothin'.
Nuh-uh.
Not Sandy.
Sandy-doo!
Even though she had every right to be.
What does they do?
She ran track and field.
I know!
Was the class president.
For sure!
Got straight A's.
Like, totally!
And once she even taught a group of orphans how to ski.
Something that she couldn't do!
That's Sandy.
If cool were a kingdom, she'd be the ruler.
Sha-da-da-dooby-da-doo!
Oh, yeah.
Now that was a flashback.
So, was she your girlfriend?
Now, Susie, you might find this hard to believe.
But my Johnny boy wasn't always the hunky stallion he is today.
Ew!
Mama, don't talk about me like that.
It gives me the wig.
What do you mean?
Just turn the page, dearie.
Yeah?
What about it?
Look closely.
Mama!
Johnny?
Is that you?
In a twisted twilight zoning kind of way.
So you just like Sandy from afar?
Yeah.
Sandy was never my girlfriend.
But we did have a fan.
I knew it from the first time we met.
She was totally into me.
Johnny Bravo!
Or should I call you Johnny Candy Bar Wrapper?
Candy Bar Wrapper?
Yeah!
Because Candy Bar Wrappers go in the trash.
Yeah!
Candy Bar Wrapper.
Dude, where do you come up with these lines?
Oh, did you like that one?
It came to me last night after I threw my Candy Bar Wrapper in the trash.
I thought, Candy Bar Wrapper?
Trash?
Oh, this is too good not to use.
Man, you're like a comic genius.
Yeah, Trent, you should write for the movies.
Oh, hey Sandy.
You're looking good.
And?
And, uh, heck, I'm looking good.
And?
And, uh, I'm, uh...
Sorry?
And I'm sorry?
You're a sorry and pathetic loser for picking on people who don't have huge muscles.
You really think my muscles are huge?
Will you just apologize and get out of here?
Hey, Johnny.
No hard feelings, huh?
Yeah, whatever.
Oh, yeah!
You know what that means!
P-E!
All right, all right, all right!
Awesome, awesome, awesome!
All right, all right, all right!
Awesome, awesome, awesome!
Can I give you a lift?
If you don't mind.
Whoa, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize how light you were.
No problemo.
Are you all right?
I am now.
By the way, my name's Sandy.
And my name's Johnny.
Johnny Bravo.
Johnny Bravo?
Aren't you in my Spanish class?
Si, senorita.
Hey, do you want to study with me tonight for the test tomorrow?
I sure would love the company.
So she asked you out?
What can I say?
Even as a 98-pound weakling, I still got it.
Had it.
Got it.
You still got it, but you had it.
Susie, you go to school too much.
Can I get on with my story?
I can't wait.
Anyhow, that night I asked Sandy to go with me to the prom.
You didn't.
I did.
What did she say?
Oh, yes, Johnny, yes.
I would love to go to the prom with you.
Oh, my gosh.
I have to pick out a dress.
I've got to go.
I'll see you soon, Johnny.
Yeah.
I was about to go to the prom with the prettiest girl in school.
And I thought to myself, she deserves better.
She deserves to go to the prom with a hunkin' stud, with a buff bod.
Meaning my Johnny boy needed a new set of pecs.
Mama!
Can I just tell my story?
I'm sorry, baby.
Go on with your meanderings.
Darn it.
I'm tired of being a bag of bones.
I'm gonna show that bib by ordering this workout from Flex Big Arms.
Boy, that only took a week.
Hey, bully boy.
Why don't you get out of here before I give you a knuckle sandwich?
Oh, Billy.
You are all mad.
Golly, what a ho.
Only six more weeks to the prom.
All I have to say is goodbye, bag of bones.
Hello, hunky meat muscle.
I find it kind of love to sweep me off my feet.
An everlasting love in you.
Turn around, feel the sound.
Hey, you, work it out.
Come on, come on, let's talk it out.
It's time, there's time, live in the now.
It's like I always dreamed it could be.
Jumping the gun, heavens above.
Hey, you, work it out.
Come on, come on, let's talk it out.
When I'm with you, baby.
My feelings get the best of me.
You know you drive me crazy.
I'm reaching out, work it out.
That's all I need to be.
Hey, you, work it out.
Come on, come on, let's talk it out.
So there you have it.
I was now a Johnny Burger.
Extra beef.
I think I'm in love.
Oh, yeah.
If being a hunk is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
Oh, mama.
I wish I could stay, but I think someone has a prom to go to.
I can't believe you got all buffed out because of one girl.
Oh, wait.
Yes, I can.
I couldn't wait to see her face.
I mean, let me tell you, I was looking good.
Hello, handsome hunk delivery.
Sandy?
Anybody?
No way.
She didn't.
Oh, yeah.
She did.
Sandy ditched me out on prom night.
I wanted to talk to her once we got back to school, but I never saw her again.
I think she was hiding from me.
Rude, how could she say yes and then leave you hanging?
Don't you wish you could talk to her again and ask her what's up with that?
Speaking of which, now's your chance.
What?
Surprise!
I invited Sandy over to visit.
I found her on the Internet.
What?
Go, Johnny!
You can do it!
Bravo, residents.
May I help you?
Johnny?
That's my name.
Don't wear it out.
Oh, Johnny, it's so good to see you again.
Wow, you really filled out.
Yeah, well, I did it for you, but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
Since someone didn't show up to notice.
Huh?
Yeah!
How come you stood up Johnny on prom night?
What?
Prom night?
We didn't have a date for the prom.
I didn't even go to the prom.
What?
Yeah, don't you remember that night I came over to study with you?
You asked me to the prom even though you knew that my family
was moving away and that I wasn't going to be able to go?
I thought that was the sweetest thing.
I would love to go to the prom with you, but you know I'm moving next week.
I guess I missed that last part.
I'm sorry I left crying, but I just couldn't deal that night.
You mean, those weren't tears of joy?
It was so hard to leave Aaron City.
You're the only person that ever asked me out to the prom.
I'll never forget that.
Is that why you kept coming over?
To say goodbye?
That's right.
What?
You didn't tell me that!
I didn't?
Oops!
My bad.
You mean you didn't know?
Oh no, I'm sorry if I ruined your chances of finding another date to the prom.
Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Well, you could start by being my new number one main squeeze.
Oh, Johnny, that is so flattering that I'm married now.
Hello, Bravo family!
Wow!
Are they all yours?
I can't help it.
I've always wanted a huge family.
Oh, to be so lucky.
Gee, Johnny, can you imagine having seven kids just like me running around the house?
Yeah, right!
Anybody got any kid spray?
Oh no!
I only have 20 minutes to get across town to meet my blind date!
And with Mama's car in the shop, I need to think of another way to get there.
Pronto!
What are you gonna do?
Flowers!
Sorry, Mama.
That's a good one.
Nah, no good.
Not this one?
Johnny!
Look what you've done!
Oh, my whole flower bed is ruined!
Oh, Mama, I need a bouquet for my big date and I...
And you're such a good little boy that you're
going to replant my whole flower bed just like me!
But I'm gonna be late!
And when you're finished, don't forget to add plenty of manure!
Aw, man!
Oh, now that ain't right.
Fresh sand!
Clean as a whistle!
Here, honey, take this and buy the girls some flowers on your way!
Hi, Johnny!
Got a blind date?
How'd you know?
I'm just cool like that.
But guess what?
No.
Close!
I just spent the last eight hours building this
giant 3D puzzle with the gang at the old folks' home.
All I have to do now is glue it together and it'll
be the new centerpiece for their dining room!
Good for you.
Now if you'll excuse me.
Yes?
Enough chitchat, mister.
I need a bouquet of flowers quick.
Certainly, sir.
And may I ask, what is the occasion?
A date and I'm late, so make with the bouquet, okay?
Well, I'll try to hurry, sir.
Right here's five bucks to keep the change.
Well... Help!
Whoa!
Don't do that!
Mister, my kitty's stuck up in the tree and I can't get it down!
Sorry, kid.
I'm late for my date.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Come on.
Johnny doesn't have all day.
Wow!
Gosh!
Thanks, mister!
You saved my kitty!
Doop!
Amazing!
And how did you accomplish this brave rescue, mister?
Uh, Bravo.
Johnny Bravo.
Johnny Bravo!
My hero!
Johnny Bravo!
Johnny, you're a hero.
Yeah, I'm a... Oh, man, I'm a mess!
Look at these flowers!
Listen, I got a date and I'm really, really late.
Mr. Bravo, wait!
Well, there you have it.
Local hero, Johnny Bravo.
He's got a date and he's really, really late.
But amazingly, he took the time to save a little boy's kitty.
The sweetest man on Earth.
More on this at 11.
Hey, Johnny!
Need a ride somewhere?
Hmm.
Okay, Carl.
Take me to the park pronto.
One park coming up.
Whoa!
This is fun!
Just like Dukes of Starsky and the Bear.
Whoa, Carl!
Here we are!
The park!
Wait a minute.
This is the wrong park.
I meant Riverside Park.
Oh, Riverside Park.
Well, come on then, Johnny.
Hop in.
Forget it.
I'll get there quicker myself.
Whatever!
Ow.
I made it.
Oh, mama!
I'm two hours late!
Hello there, handsome.
Well, hello there, handsome to you, too.
Huh!
Wait a minute.
Are you my blind date?
Sorry I'm late.
Oh, no.
You're right on time.
Check, check, check it out.
What's going on here?
Welcome to the wonderful world of vampires!
What the... Hey, man, welcome to the undead.
Wanna play Parcheesi later?
Wait a second.
I can't become a vampire.
I'm a sun worshiper.
How am I supposed to keep my golden tan and my...
No!
This doesn't happen in my cartoon.
Not if I can help it.
What are you gonna do?
Hey, mama, can I have five bucks to buy some flowers?
Why should I give you five bucks?
Well, see, I would have dug up all your flowers, but this way I won't have to.
Oh, if it makes sense to you.
I got a date and I can't be li... Oh!
Oh, man.
Oh, no!
My 3D puzzle for the... The old folks home.
How did you know?
Well, I'm just cool like that.
There you go.
Perfect.
Good as new.
I can't believe we were able to... Yeah, good for you.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
And keep the change.
Well...
Help!
Oh, yeah, you again.
Mister!
My kid is... Right, stuck up in a tree.
Won't come down.
Just stand right there.
What are you doing?
Yeah, cats always land on their feet.
Help!
That's crazy!
How dare you hurt that boy's precious little kitty!
Great.
Meanest man on Earth.
More on this 11.
Hey, Johnny!
Need a ride somewhere?
Hmm... Yeah, but not to the park you took me to last time.
What do you mean, last time?
Never mind, just step on it.
Whoa, this is fun!
Now turn left up there!
No, Johnny, it's a right!
Left!
Right!
Oh, man!
I... made it.
Oh, I'm still an hour late.
Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to be on a bland date, would you?
Hello, sorry, can't talk, I'm late.
Oh, that's cool.
Cause I'm late too.
We can be late together.
Oh, fiddlesticks!
Seriously, I know I can get this right.
I know I can.
What are you gonna do?
Thanks, Mama.
Anytime, honey.
You're blind date.
Yeah, yeah, move along.
We got old folks waiting.
Yeah.
Cat food, a cat opener.
Here's Bob Bucksky, check.
No time to explain.
Here, kitty kitty.
See, feet first.
I wonder what he uses in his hair.
Running.
Is it really?
Oh, it's smart.
More on this at 11.
Hey, Johnny.
Need a ride?
No, thanks.
I'm good.
You sure?
A little too sure.
I made it.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm even on time.
What are you, a dog?
Close.
I'm your blind date.
I just wanted to check if you were a mouse or an undead zombie or something.
You're my date?
And you have no flowers?
What kind of cheapskate are you?
Yeah, the thing is... Where are we going anyway?
Some place nice?
I don't know.
I thought we'd just go to the lake and you can rub my toes while we talk about me.
Seriously, where are we going?
Okay.
How about we sit here and talk about me?
I'm kind of pooped anyway.
I can't believe I'm wasting my time on you.
Hang on a sec.
We just got off to a bad start.
How about we skip the talking about me part and get right to the good stuff?
Like, looking at me.
Or, what do you say we just fast forward to the end?
The game has performance.
The game is silly by 맞아요, be Absolutely.
I'm like I'm engine Rakым, we much more I'm touching people.
All at home.
It's time for me when it comes out.
players?
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