Big trouble in the Western Hemisphere.
These teeth are gonna bite down on this snowstorm.
Then this cloud is gonna punch some dude in the face.
More at eleven.
Hey guys, do you need anymore-
This is it!
Your Weekend Weather Forecast.
Hope you have your sunglasses ready.
Because it'll be two days of clear skies and sunshine.
Sunshine!
Oh, you guys talking about the weather?
I love the weather.
Why are you guys so interested in the weather?
We're going on a camping trip.
Wow, really?
I love camping. Camping is so cool.
- Right, Margaret? - Oh, uh... sure.
I've never been camping before.
- You never been camping? - What's wrong with you?
No, it's alright. It's just never been appaled to me, I guess.
Yeah, you probably would like it.
Well...
Don't listen to him, Margaret. Camping can be really cool.
There's hiking in the mountain, and looking at the stars at night,
we even got a secret camping spot.
That's so awesome. I wish we could go with you guys.
- Why don't you? - What?
- Really?
Why not? The more, the merrier, right?
I don't know...
C'mon, Margaret. It'll be fun.
Okay, I guess it could be cool.
You probably shouldn't go, Margaret.
I bet your boyfriend won't like you going out on a camping trip with two dudes.
Ugh, what boyfriend?
Not seeing anyone right now. Guys are jerks.
Gah, I know, right? Guys are the worst!
So it's settled we're all going camping.
How can I argue with enthusiasm like that?
Morning.
Hi!
Oh, uh... sorry.
Where y'all heading today?
Hey, where's this secret-
We're just heading up to the camp grounds.
Oh, Vine Rich or Valley Fields?
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Alright. Well, here's the map. Stick to the road and trails.
Great. Thank you.
Alright. So, which way are we heading?
No, we don't need that.
Just stop up right here.
What? Right here?
Ok, go, dude.
Excuse me, gettin' out.
Wait. What are you guys doing?
We told you, "secret spot"!
Yeah, it says "Restricted". I don't know if we're supposed to be...
No, It's fine; we do this all the time. Just trust me.
So this is your secret camping spot?
Yeah, we always come here.
It's really far from the other campsites, so no one bothers us.
Are you sure we won't get in trouble?
It's fine, it's fine.
You guys ready for the best part?
Check this out.
Not bad, right?
Mordecai, It's beautiful.
- Hey, Mordecai, where are the matches? - What?
The matches! I wanna cook some hot dogs.
Uhhhh, they should be in that pack, dude.
I can't find 'em.
Give me that.
- They're not in here. - You forgot them?
What do you mean I forgot them?
Don't fight!
They probably just fell out of the bag or something.
It's cool, guys. I got it.
Did you find the matches?
No, I just did it the old-fashioned way.
Wow, Eileen. I didn't know you were so handy.
Yeah, I used to get lost in the woods a lot.
- When you were a kid? - Last year.
It was kind of a phase I was going through.
Well. Good job, Eileen.
Yeah, that was kinda cool.
Uh... Catch!
Oh, nice! These are really good hot dogs.
This is beautiful.
The sky is so clear out here.
Do you know any of the, um... The, uh...
- The thingies? - Thingies?
- Yeah, the, uh... - Constellations?
Yeah, yeah, constellations.
Oh, those thingies.
Be quiet.
Yeah, I think that's a "Ursala Merger" right there.
See like the handle and the ladle?
It's called Ursa Major, not "Ursala Merger",
and that's not even it, that's Orion.
And she didn't even have to look up!
Okay, okay, so I don't know those thingies.
Okay, wait. I can show you something cool.
Give me your key.
Ah, nice save.
So... you, uh...
you still taking those classes?
Yeah, yeah.
This semester's been crazy, just been working all, and these extra projects...
Well, you know.
Yeah, but that was art school. It's different.
Ah, I just can't wait until I can finally quit my dumb job.
Ah, what? Then where will I get my coffee from?
The coffee will still be there.
Yeah, it... just... wouldn't be the same.
So, you don't think all guys are jerks, right?
- Wait. Did you hear that? - What?
I dunno.
It's just the sound of the wilderness.
Probably just that deer we saw earlier.
So what were you saying?
I guess we should set up the tent.
Rigby, where'd you put the tent?
Uh...
Is it in the other bag?
I didn't bring it.
Dude! I told you to pack it!
Yeah, I wanted to use the tarps, like we always do.
Then where are the tarps?
- I forgot them. - What?
What's going on?
We don't have a tent.
It's okay, I brought mine. It's in the car.
I'll get it.
Dude! You locked the key in the car!
Smooth move.
You had to turn on the radio.
Oh, great. Now the ranger's here.
Hey What are you folks doing here? That areas restricted.
I know, we're sorry.
We locked our keys in the car.
All right, I got some tools back at the station.
But as soon as I get that door open, I want you outta here.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, great! Now we gotta wait in the rain for that guy to come back.
Let's build a shelter!
Go grab some more dead branches.
Take filty hands off branches!
What?
Mordecai!
What? What is it?
What's up, man?
I have been watching for years now.
Bringing your filthy machines into my forest,
setting her a blaze, drowning out her natural voices
with your terrible music.
And I've had enough!
Look, we're sorry, dude. We're not trying to ruin your home.
We love the forest. Right, guys?
- Really. - Totally, for sure.
Just like mother said she loved me? and I can follow her back through the city?
Wait, what?
You disgust me.
My forest is ruined!
And now...
I will count to ten and hunt you for food.
What?
Do not fear. I will use all you parts.
Nothing wasted. One...
Oh, dude!
Two...
Three...
Come on, come on!
Four...
The stereo's drained the battery!
Five, six...
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Seven, eight, nine, ten!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
We're gonna need to go faster!
Dude, get me something else to thow at him!
In your face!
I think we lost him.
There's the highway! Come on!
Over there! Look! Someone's coming!
- Stop! Stop! - Hey! Hey!
All right, you folks better move it along.
Now Nothing more to see here.
What's gonna happen to him?
We've got special proto call for situation's like this.
You all drive safe, now you hear?
Did you get the boys to call up the taxidurbist?
Isn't this kinda strange?
No, we'll just...
put some clothes on the human-y parts
Sorry about this, Margaret.
I don't know; it wasn't all bad.
I liked your secret camping spot.
I ate seven hot dogs.
And you totally busted Margaret's window open with a rock!
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Margaret.
It's okay.
I'm just stoked I survived my first camping trip.
Thanks, Mordecai.
No problem.
See, I told you camping was cool.