It's from the buffalo wings we just had for lunch.
Yeah, right! It's all over you!
Haven't you ever been to Wing Kingdom?
They always hook you up with the sauce.
I think you did this!
You better watch who you're accusing, bro.
Show us your receipt, then!
What?
Show us your receipt!
That's it.
Benson!
We know who did the graffiti!
What? Who?
It's buffalo sauce! Smell it.
I'm not gonna smell your fingers, Muscle Man.
Just tell me the truth, and I'll take your word for it.
But I am telling you the truth!
Benson, I can't believe you're even listening to these clow...
Look! It's spray paint!
Chicken wings, huh?
Uh, uh...
Um, that's not mine!
Yeah, right. It was in your pocket.
Uh, okay, all right.
I... I was spray-painting, okay?
But... But...
But what?
But I didn't do the graffiti.
I was painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange.
Really?
Then why did you lie about the paint?
'Cause it was supposed to be a surprise
till you guys ruined it.
- He's lying! - No, I'm not!
I'm sorry, Muscle Man.
I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your keys.
- What? - You heard me.
Are you firing me, bro?
Give me your keys.
If he goes, I go, too.
Okay, see ya.
Aww.
That was really cool, bro.
You want my keys, Benson?
- Fine!
But we were gonna quit this job anyways
to follow our real dreams,
and we're not coming back no matter how much you beg!
Come on, Fives!
I just want you guys to know
that you did a good thing today.
You narced a guy out and got him fired.
Good job.
Whoa.
I didn't think he was gonna fire him.
Neither did I.
What the...
Hey, stop!
That didn't look like Muscle Man.
That's because it wasn't Muscle Man.
Ooh.
Oh, man. What are we gonna do?
We have to get Muscle Man
and Hi Five Ghost their jobs back.
Benson, it wasn't Muscle Man!
What are you talking about?
It was this hooded guy!
We didn't see his face, but...
All right, I get it.
You feel bad for getting Muscle Man and Hi Fives fired.
It's okay. I feel bad, too.
Doing the right thing is never easy,
but it's the responsible thing to do.
Like Rigby, when you ratted out Mordecai
for putting expired milk in the fridge
in exchange for a video-rental coupon,
That was very responsible.
Benson, we're serious. He's innocent!
That's enough!
We're down two men, and I have a lot to do!
So do you!
- No, wait! - Now get out of here
and get back to work!
Hey, Skips.
What? You comin' to get me fired, too?
What? No, no.
Good, 'cause it's just wing sauce.
Muscle Man got me hooked on this stuff
before you got him fired.
Yeah, about that...
Do you know anything about who did the graffiti?
It could be Park Avenue.
Park Avenue?
A young graffiti artist who's been all over lately.
He's not bad.
That's probably the guy we saw.
You got to tell Benson.
We tried to tell Benson.
He didn't believe us.
Then you're gonna have to catch him yourselves.
But it's not gonna be easy.
He strikes without warning,
and he vanishes with the wind.
Say, where is Muscle Man, anyway?
Following his "real dream."
He said that?
Oh, no.
And now for a comedian I know you're gonna like,
Muscle Man!
Good evening, everyone.
So, I just threw out my old couch.
It weighed about 300 pounds
and smelled like a pile of butts.
You know who else smells like a pile of butts?
My mom!
- Excuse me.
- I said, my m... Get off the stage!
Aw, you jerks are jerks!
You don't even understand comedy!
- Muscle Man, no!
Aww, yeah!
No way he's gonna be able to resist a white trash can.
We'll hide over there, and then bam!
Straight to jail!
What's the matter, Park "Losernue"?
Don't like jail?
You miss your family?
Looks like your kids'll never see their Park "Dadenue."
Aw, what?
Why is it only me?
Because I'm not a loser.
Ugh, it doesn't even look anything like me.
Dude, it's like you're looking into a mirror!
Shut up!
There he is!
Ow!
- Come on! Let's go!
How does he keep getting away from us?
I don't know.
It's like he's just messing with us or something.
- 'Sup, lamers?
- Oh. How's it... - Muscle Man, hey...
- ... going, man? - What's up?
Good. Awesome.
Not that we're desperate for cash or nothing,
but we're offering a one-time deal on Hi Five's sweet ride.
How much do you want for it?
Um, any... amount?
That's all right. I think we're good for now.
Fine! We don't need your money anyway!
It probably smells like a pile of butts!
Let's ride, Hi Fives.
Dude, I feel terrible.
I know, but we can't do anything about it
unless we catch Park Avenue.
Hmm, hmm.
I've got a plan.
Muscle Man, wait!
Come crawling back, huh?
Do you still have that can of spray paint?
Ugh. No class.
Class this!
Come on! Let's go!
What?
Ugh, fine.
What is this place?
Whoa!
There he is!
It ends now.
Get rid of these guys.
- What the... - Quick! Muscle man's spray paint!
That's a lot harder than it looks.
We've got to get to that door!
Rigby!
Look, there it is! Come on!
Where are we?
I don't know.
It's like there's nothing in here.
He's got to be around here somewhere.
Mordecai?
- Where'd you go? Ow!
What is this stuff?
Dude, I think that's a TV.
Oh, yeah.
That looks like a futon.
I think someone lives here.
Hey! Yo, yo! Stop it!
Come on, man! Not the coffee table!
Keep painting, Rigby!
No, no, no, don't!
What's the matter with you?
You painted all over the whole park!
Yeah, but that's different, you know?
It's what I do. My stuff looks good.
You... You're just makin' a mess!
All right, all right!
Take it easy, take it easy.
I'll quit painting the park.
Just stop messing up my place!
And you've got to admit to our boss that it was you!
- Why? - 'Cause our friend got fired
for what you did!
So what?
All right, all right, all right!
Yeah, that's right, I'm the one who did it.
I'm the graffiti artist!
I'm hitting the world with knowledge!
I'm painting the truth!
I'm painting rebellion! I'm...
I am calling the cops.
Pfft! The cops can't catch this!
Later, you bourgeois sucker!
Aw, man.
We're really sorry we got you guys fired.
You better be sorry!
Pfft! I'm just kiddin'.
Well, you two,
welcome back to the park.
Well, I was really tearing it up as a comedian,
but since you're begging...
Comedy? Wow! Congratulations!
Maybe you don't need this job after all.
Please give me the keys.
All right!
All right,
I need you guys to paint over the graffiti.
Aw, what?
That isn't fair!
Hey, you can leave any time you want,
but unless you think you can make it as a stand-up comedian,
I suggest you start painting.
Want to go to Wing Kingdom?