I'm glad you could all join me for brunch today.
What's the occasion?
Do you even have to ask, Pops?
It's to celebrate my amazing streak of good luck.
Good luck?
Yeah, don't you remember last night?
You only beat me last night because of my bad luck.
No, Rigby. I only beat you because of my good luck.
And it's that luck that makes me
trust that we're all gonna love this restaurant
that none of us have ever even been to.
Shu mai, har gao, fung jao.
I don't know what any of that is,
but with my luck, I'm sure it's gonna taste great.
We'll take it all!
Dig in, everybody. Dim sum's on me.
That was delicious.
Hey, Rigby, where's your food?
Food? He hasn't even brought my water yet.
Excuse me, here is your soup, sir.
- Aya! Oh!
I didn't order soup!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'll go check on your order.
Oh, my gosh.
Whoa! Check it out!
Oh!
Yeah, I just bit into that oyster, and there it was.
Ohh! - Look at that!
Hey, so can I pay with this?
Oh, of course, but I don't think
we have enough money in the register to make change.
Will you take a check?
- Sure. - Come on.
I'm tellin' ya, I can't lose!
I gotta go dry off.
Aw, what?
They're all out of towels?
It must be your lucky day, sir.
The 1,000th customer gets a free meal.
All right!
Finally, my fortune cookie's here.
At least one good thing will come from this meal.
Ah! What?
"Bad luck is coming your way"?
Ugh! I can't get a break.
What are you doing, dude?
Hey, that's Benson's cookie!
Man, that is not cool.
Put it back.
Why? Benson will never know.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, we're reading fortunes, eh?
Okay, let's see what we have here.
Probably gonna win the lottery or something.
Whatever.
It'll take more than a slip of paper
to break the winning streak I'm having.
Come on, let's get outta here.
Rigby, seriously,
you need to switch those fortunes back.
Oh, come on.
Benson's been having crazy-good luck lately.
He won't even know the difference.
Besides, it's just a piece of paper.
Yeah, I guess...
You know what would make that place better?
Some fortunes that were actually true.
- Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa!
Ohh!
Dude, Benson, you okay?
Yeah, I'm all right.
All right! It's a bus token!
Come on, guys.
The bus is here.
Nuh-uh. Sorry, bro.
Bus is full.
That's cool, guys.
I guess I'll just walk.
I told you Benson would never notice.
Now we can both be lucky.
Yo, punk. Give us your wallet.
- Uh! Uh! Uh-uh!
Ohhhh! High score up in here!
Mordecai, are you seeing this?
I'm so lucky, I don't even need to look at the screen.
In fact, I don't even need to use my hands.
Check it!
- Whoa!
Huh-huh-huh-huh.
Huh!
I don't believe this.
Whoa, dude.
You got some pretty sick gaming skills.
Yeah, the kind that gets you on the cover of
Video Game Monthly.
Name's Dante.
I'm the magazine's lead editor.
Today's your lucky day, bro,
'cause I'm looking for the world's best gamer,
and you are totally it!
Gimme a call. We'll do an interview.
Catch you on the flip side, bro.
Oh! Did you see that?
I'm gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly!
Dude, you're horrible at video games.
You just got lucky.
Exactly.
I should've switched fortunes with Benson years ago.
None of that good luck is yours.
It belongs to Benson.
All this good stuff should be happening to him.
What? No way.
My life's never been better.
I'm on a serious winning streak.
Give it back!
What are you doing? Hey, get off me!
- Give me the fortune! - No!
I'm not gonna let you ruin Benson's life.
Ugh! Where is it?
It's not on me.
I knew you'd try something, so I hid it.
Dude, you have to trade it back.
Bad things are happening to Benson
and it's only gonna get worse.
What are you talking about?
I haven't seen a single bad thing happen to Benson.
You know what I think?
I think you're just jealous.
- Jealous? - Jealous.
- Dude, seriously... - Jealous!
- Rigby... - Jealous of my luck!
I'm calling Benson.
Oh, no. Don't call Benson.
The number you are calling has been disconnected.
Oh!
Ugh, forget it. I'm telling him.
Whatever. I'm so lucky I bet he won't even notice.
Hmm-hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm!
Hey, have you seen the guy who used to live here?
Oh, that guy.
Man, what a string of bad luck.
He lost his car, his apartment,
his wallet, his credit cards, his driver's license.
Did he say where he was going?
I just clean floors.
I don't ask questions.
Ooh! Excuse me.
There's a hot chick getting her paper over there.
Benson!
I haven't seen him.
Benson!
Skips, have you seen Benson?
He's playing cards in my garage.
He's convinced he can turn his luck around.
No, he can't. It's not even his luck.
We have to stop him.
Benson, I got to tell you something.
Not right now, Mordecai.
I'm in the middle of a hand.
No, Benson.
Listen, you shouldn't playing cards right now.
Okay, so I've had a bad stretch lately.
So my wallet and credit cards got stolen.
So accounting lost my paycheck.
So I can't afford to pay my rent
or feed myself.
But cards are where I'm luckiest.
Cards are my girl.
She's never let me down before,
and she won't do it this time.
Well, you gotta stop playing now,
'cause you got nothing left to wager with.
Actually, Skips, there is one more thing.
I just lost the park to the guy in the fanny pack.
He's a warlock!
Uh... what the...
The park! What have I done?
I gotta find Rigby.
Park! Warlock!
Fanny pack!
What was that, bro?
- Rigby! - Uh-uh-uh. Interview.
Video Game Monthly. Can't talk. You're a loser.
- Argh! - Hey!
- Dude, why did you do that?
- Look out the window! - Huh?
Lucky me!
A full house!
- Come on. Whoa!
- What's going on? - Don't you get it?
It's the fortunes.
Benson's luck is getting so bad,
it's gonna destroy everything.
Look!
Benson! Take my hand!
- Nooo!
Oh, man.
Okay, okay. I'll switch back.
Where's the fortune?
It's under my trampoline.
Oh, man.
How are we supposed to get over there?
- What are you guys doing?
You gotta get outta here!
Here, take my car!
Give me the keys.
Almost there...
Aah!
Benson!
We gotta trade fortunes!
Why bother?
Another bad thing is just gonna happen.
No, Benson.
All these bad things are happening because of me.
I switched fortunes behind your back
- at the Chinese restaurant. - You what?
I was jealous of all the good luck you've been having,
so I gave you all my bad luck.
I'm sorry.
- Is it over? - I think so.
Ah, good.
Over? Nothing's over!
You switched my fortune!
Do you have any idea what I went through?
All right, all right. I'm sorry.
At least I confessed. That's gotta count for something.
- Hello?
Yeah, this is Dante from Video Game Monthly.
Yeah, uh, so, looks like I gotta cancel your interview.
Aw, what?
Sorry. Got a hot new player here.
He's tearing through all the records.
Whoo! Whoo!
You know who else is hot and tears through stuff?
My mom!
I'm tellin' ya... I can't lose!
I gotta go dry off.
Here are your fortune cookies.
You know what's a hilarious game?
Saying your fortune,
then saying "in the back of a car."
"Bad luck is coming your way in the..."
Uh... That's not gonna work.
Hey, that's Rigby's fortune.
So?
"You're gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly"...
in the back of a car.
Finally, my fortune cookie's here.
At least one good thing will come from this meal.