Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye-aye, Captain!
Argh!
Everyone is beneath me.
Om...
Everyone is beneath me.
- Oof!
Oh, what now?
Will you clowns be quiet?
I am trying to meditate!
Oh my stars, were we too loud?
Imagine our embarrassment.
The...
The trash goes in the truck, not on my lawn!
Just put the garbage where it's supposed to go!
Oh, we'll put it exactly where it's supposed to go!
- Hey!
My roof!
Well, this stinks.
Six stinky months later...
Come on!
That's one Krabby Patty to go coming right up, sir!
- Order up!
Enjoy your order, sir.
Next!
I'm exhausted.
I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up
back in the lunch rush.
I've been on my break for five minutes
and all I can think about is getting my next order.
Sorry, Mr. Krabs, just taking a break.
Break?
Since when did you
start taking breaks?
Since I started doing both my job
and Squidward's at the same time.
Squidward didn't show up today?
Squidward hasn't come to work in six months!
Really?
I just can't keep up the pace, Mr. Krabs.
I'll go to his house to see if he's okay.
Whoa there, laddie, you have two jobs to cover!
You can go visit Squidward when you're off the clock.
You sure he's in there?
Look at his mailbox!
And that smell coming from his house.
It's...
unusual.
Oh, phew! I thought it was me!
We really should check up on him.
Sure, I got nothing better to do.
Squidward?
Are you home?
Squidward's really let the place go.
You remind me of a SpongeBob and a Patrick I knew
in the outer world.
Bubble Bass! What are you doing here?
Sometimes you dumpster dive and find collectibles,
other times you end up lost
in an un-ending trash world.
Neat!
Hey, have you seen Squidward?
I don't know any Squidward,
but you could ask the Exalted One!
Who now?
I only wish I had the words!
I am nothing, a zero!
He's perfection, the duke of debris!
- Do you know where he is or not?
Fine.
Go that way.
It is a long and treacherous journey.
But we press on.
Garbage gas is everywhere
and it seems to be making people silly.
Sorry to interrupt your narrating
but I gotta use the can.
Hey, SpongeBob, could you hand me that magazine over there?
This might take a while.
Here you go, Patrick!
Boing!
Aw, righteous, dude!
Jump!
How are we going to cross that?
Yeah, I guess Squidward's lost forever.
Let's go home.
Urchins play cards?
Oh, not just cards. Bridge!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
Tiny sandwiches.
Uh, no.
Follow my lead.
Well, what do we have here?
Oh! Look, SpongeBob, a friendly card game
is right here!
Oh boy, do I love to play bridge!
You guys got room for two mor...
Sweet Neptune! A pterodactyl!
Run!
I got the sandwiches.
- And I got the cards!
How are bridge cards gonna help?
By building a suspension of disbelief bridge!
Run!
Whoa! Ay!
Phew!
Missed me!
"The Exalted One's lair. Stay out."
You made it this far,
but you still must pass the booby traps up ahead!
Looks like some sort of tube of socks.
Stinky socks.
- Careful! - Easy does it!
Breeze!
Eww, that smell!
This lagoon must be pure garbage juice,
so don't let it touch...
I think this is where Squidward is.
What makes you say that?
You speak of the Exalted One,
the raja of rubbish,
- the... - Squidward.
Oh, he is beyond Squidward now.
He is a great man
who has risen above the cycle of consuming and discarding.
He has been waiting in the heart of garbage!
Enter.
Okay.
The garbage gas is really stinky in here.
It's making me dizzy.
You?
No more than usual.
Squidward?
What is the value of a man?
What is the price of a pickle?
While you ponder that, man,
I'm going to play something sick-el.
Look, Patrick, everyone is into it!
The gas has affected his mind!
Squidward! It's SpongeBob!
I've come to get you out of here!
You're nothing but an errand boy!
No, he's a patty laddie!
You're welcome.
Patty laddie?
Yeah, a patty laddie from the Krusty Krab!
We worked there together!
The Krusty Krab?
I'm beginning to remember...
Yes! I hated my job!
And Patrick and I are your neighbors!
Yes. Yes!
I hated my neighbors too!
I remember! I remember!
Welcome home, Squidward!
- Mwah! - Ugh!
Why is my home filled with garbage?
And what is that gassy smell?
My place is ruined.
You can see the ruin better in the light.
Good thing I brought this fully lit candelabra!
No, no, no! Patrick, the gas!
At least the garbage isn't in your house anymore.
Worst garbage cult ever!
My house...
Well, goodbye, SpongeBob.
- Goodbye, Squidward. - Goodbye, Patrick!
See you at work tomorrow...
Exalted One!
Hurry, hurry!
Get your collectible special edition Krabby Patty
Act now!
Supplies are limited!
- Oh, give me one! - I want six!
Coming through! Outta my way!
May I take your order?
Yes!
I am, uh, a prominent mustache-ologist.
Yes, that's it.
And I would like a special edition Krabby Patty.
Mustache-ologist, huh?
- Oof! - Ooh! A real mustache expert!
I have so many questions.
Do you prefer mustache wax or beard oil?
Uh... That's a tough one.
Um... beard oil?
- Oof! - Beard oil?
Everyone knows mustache wax is superior!
How else do you think I got these whiskery curls!
This so-called expert doesn't know a thing about mustaches!
- Ya! - Youch!
Plankton!
I thought I smelled something green and stinky!
Nice fake mustache.
I spent six months growing that mustache.
I'll never get a Krabby Patty.
It's not like it's gonna just walk out of the restaurant
on a silver platter.
Ah, another excellent addition to my collection
of special edition Krabby Patties.
I stand corrected!
This is my chance to finally get a patty
without that blasted Krabs getting in my way!
Come on, Karen!
Sorry, sweetie, but I have a one-caper-a-day maximum.
I'm going home to defrag my hard drive.
I guess I'll have to hitch my own ride!
- Yuck!
Mother! I'll be in the basement!
You'll be nice and safe in my secure collector's vault!
Hmm, now where should I put you,
my precious little patty?
I'll place it next to my Chatty,
Fatty, and Bratty Patties.
Bubble Bass, get up here and rub my tootsies!
Yes, Mother!
I'll finally obtain a Krabby Patty
thanks to that goofy geek!
Whoa!
Wah! Ow!
Oh!
What was that noise?
Uh-oh, can't let that bulbous buffoon find me!
Show yourself, foul intruder!
My special edition Sinister Slug
with super slime!
Hmm, I'll have to re-seal the package.
Perfect!
Like it was never opened.
Now don't go causing any more trouble.
I'll see you soon, my lovelies!
Bubble Bass!
My foot butter is getting cold!
Phew!
Now to get my Krabby Patty!
Uh-oh. I may have a problem.
Well, I'm sure Karen will notice that I'm gone and come find me.
Ugh, I'm getting hungry...
Blegh! Well, it still tastes better than chum.
Several weeks later.
Nothing beats a thorough defragging, eh, Plankton?
Plankton?
I'd better check the usual spots!
Oh hi, Karen!
Here to steal the secret formula again?
Nah, I'm off the clock.
Just looking for Plankton actually.
- Have you seen him? - Golly.
I haven't seen him in weeks.
But let's check all the Plankton traps, just in case.
- Not here. - Empty.
Not here either.
Where could he be hiding?
Don't you worry, Karen.
I'll help you track Plankton down!
Track him? That's it!
I installed a tracking chip on Plankton
in case he got washed down the drain...
again.
Plankton's signal is coming from that way!
Phew! That's the last of the goo.
Guess I'll move on to my limbs.
Ow!
I've got to get out of here!
Whoa!
Huh?
Ouch!
Hold on, I can use this to burn a hole
big enough to get out of this kooky toy prison!
Fire?
My Sinister Slug toy!
- But how did you get down here?
Mother must have been practicing her aerobics again!
- Hm? Ooh!
Maybe my official Barnacle Boy acne cream has arrived!
Oh. It's you two. How disappointing.
Go away!
Hello, Bubble Bass, is Plankton here?
Who?
Short, green, smells like chum.
I do not associate with such sordid individuals!
Now, if you don't mind...
Maybe your tracker's on the blink!
Oh, he's in there.
Let's come back later
for a little reconnaissance.
Lock me away, will ya?
Once I rewire these plastic doodads
into a universal remote,
I'll take over these toys, knock that nerd out,
grab the Krabby Patty,
- and escape!
Yes!
Later that night.
Okay, here's the plan:
While you disable the surveillance cameras,
I'll reverse engineer the access codes
and use my magnetic resonator
to unlock the high security deadbolt locks.
Whoops! Hey, this window's unlocked.
Or we could use the window.
He must be in there.
This must be some kind of facial recognition scanner.
I don't think those are the right kind of cheeks.
Huh, it's a booty-metric scanner.
We'll need Bubble Bass to open it.
Mother!
I'll be in the basement
organizing my Mermaid Man memorabilia!
Why don't you organize your resume
and get a job?
Mother!
- We need to hide! - Over there!
We'll have to wait until he falls asleep.
I think I can speed things up a little.
Ooh!
A triple tryptophan turkey Krabby Patty!
A Thanksgiving exclusive!
Mother told me never look a gift patty in the buns.
No one is immune to the ol' post-turkey patty food coma.
Time to meet your doom, you smelly simpleton!
Sheldon J. Plankton, you come down from there this instant!
Karen? Sorry about the missiles, sweetie pie!
What is all that racket?
- Huh? - Hello again!
Toy thieves!
Activate ultimate lockdown protocol!
These packing peanuts will preserve everything
in my basement in mint condition.
Even us!
Bubble Bass! It's dinner time!
So get up here and start cooking!
Ugh! What nonsense is he up to now?
Are you playing with your toys in there?
No, Mother.
Now get me out of here!
Oh no!
Let this be a lesson to you
and your little friends
not to horse around in the house!
Yes, Mother.
Ooh! A Krabby Patty.
- No!
Mother!