the secret Krusty Krab cheer you wrote!
Exactly!
Look how many people are here.
You can't beat free advertisin'!
Ooh, I can't wait!
Ever since I was a little sponge,
it's been my dream to be a cheerleader.
Ever since two seconds ago,
it's been my dream to find a toilet!
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Holding it is the worst!
Patrick's bladder's gonna burst!
Go, Patrick!
But not before you get to the bathroom!
Oh, that's good stuff, boy-o, good stuff!
But save it for the advertisement!
Whoa!
Hey!
There's gotta be a bathroom around here somewhere!
Ohh! Sweet release!
Hey! Get out of here!
This is the announcer's booth!
Well, I'm announcing that I have to tinkle!
Turn around.
I can't go if you're watching.
- Mmm.
Stop!
No!
Yes!
Oh, boy, the game's about to start!
And here come the cheerleaders!
I'll bet Pearl can't wait to do my cheer!
Let's go, Barnacles!
- Rah-rah-rah! - Yoo-hoo! Pearly-girl!
Ready to help Daddy sell some patties?
- Rah-rah-rah! Sis-boom-bah! - Ohh.
I don't think she heard you, Mr. K.
Oh-ho, don't you worry.
I'll get her attention!
Ladies and gentlefish,
the game is about to begin,
so let's get ready to cheer
for our own Bikini Bottom Barnacles!
And cheer for my empty bladder! Woo!
Why are you still here?
Get off the mic!
Ow!
Yeah!
Touchdown!
Oof, that is not a good start.
Well, it's a long game, right?
Plenty of time for a comeback.
- Ow! That is some bad luck!
Haha! He fell down!
What a sack!
That didn't go their way!
Ah!
Huh?
I could go for a pretzel!
Me too!
Let's go, Barnacles!
Rah-rah-rah! Sis-boom-bah!
- Yay! Yay! - Rah-rah-rah!
- Sis-boom-bah! - Yay!
You know, Patrick, this game is going so poorly,
I'm running out of ways to say "it's going poorly"!
How about "badtastic," Perch?
Ooh, I like it! Haha!
This is going extremely badtastic
- for the home team.
It's a miracle they're only down by one point!
Alright, girls, listen up!
Our team can still win,
but they need something special to get them motivated.
They need... the ultimate cheer!
But, Pearl, we've never successfully done
the ultimate cheer!
Becky still hasn't recovered from the last time we tried it.
Yay.
We can do it, Mitzy.
I know we can!
We have to, for the team!
Go, Barnacles!
Wrack 'em up! Stack 'em up! Pile 'em to the sky!
Let's go, Barnacles. Do or die!
Woo-hoo!
Holy moly, we did it!
Look, boy-o! Everyone's eyes are on the cheerleaders.
Now's the perfect time for me Krusty Krab cheer!
Pearl! Commence Operation Patty Plug!
Krabby Patties, taste so great!
Krabby Patties, you must buy eight!
Whoa...
This is unbelievable, folks,
but a cheerleader appears to have the football
stuck in her blowhole,
- and the play is still going!
- It's one of those
touchy-downy things!
Even better! It was the winning touchy-downy...
I mean, touchdown!
Barn-a-cles! Barn-a-cles! Barn-a-cles!
Hi, Pearl!
We saw you at the game last night!
Will you sign my tail fin?
Oh... Thanks, everybody!
Just doing my part, I guess!
Hey, Pearl! There you are.
I've been looking all over for you!
Hey, Coach Cod. Sorry about last night.
I'll try to stay off the field in the future.
Stay off?
No, I need you on the field!
With a bruiser like you on the football team,
we could win the championship!
Really?
Oh, but I love being on the Cheer Squad.
I don't know if I could leave them.
- Uh-oh!
- Whoa! - I'm late for class!
Sorry about that!
Oh, what'd I tell ya? A bruiser!
Ahh!
Pearl! Glad you decided to join us.
Grab a helmet and get out there on the field.
Practice is just starting!
If you say so!
Why don't you show me what you've got?
Okay! Here goes!
Hm, we'd better start with the basics.
There's no prancing in football!
You run... like this!
Oh, I see!
- Whoa!
- Yow!
Okay, okay, that's enough running!
Let's see how you are at catching the ball.
Step one
is signaling to the quarterback that you're open!
I can do that!
I have the perfect cheer to get his attention!
F-O-O! T-B-A!
L-L is the game we play!
I'm open! I'm open! I'm O-P-E-N, open!
That's enough! Let's try some tackling instead.
Okay, team, show me some hits!
- Hut, hut, hut.
- Yeah! Good!
- Hut, hut, hut. - Bring the pain!
Ten-yard line!
- Parking lot line!
End of the line!
Sorry!
Good thing this ambulance was there to break my fall!
Okay, practice is over.
Thanks everyone for coming to our cheerleader auditions!
We've got some whale-sized shoes to fill,
so let's see what you've got!
Doom and Gloom.
Black and Grey.
I hope you crush your foes today.
Rah. Rah.
That was very... um, peppy?
Okay, next!
Hi, everyone! I'm Squidina Star,
and I'm making a documentary about joining the cheer squad!
Just need to strap on my POV camera
before I start my routine.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Huh!
Ta-da!
I think we'll wait for the movie to come out.
Next!
My name is Frederica,
and I came here to cheer you on!
Woo!
That's my girl!
We're Bikini Bottom!
We came here to fight!
We will kick your booties on the football field tonight!
When you see us coming!
For your safety you will beg!
But the only thing you'll hear from us is watch out for...
My leg!
Oh, no! Frederica? Oh!
My leg!
Don't worry, Cousin Fred,
I'm a doctor!
- Whoa!
My leg!
I'll help! Whoa!
- My leg!
Let me help! Whoa!
- My Leg!
I'll help you, Fred!
- Whoa!
My leg!
This could take awhile.
Is there anyone who can actually do a normal cheer?
I got someone who knows all your cheers!
This is our chance, boy-o!
Once you make the squad, you can get my cheer
in front of the masses!
I get it!
Whoa!
Let's go, Barnacles!
Rah-rah-rah!
Let's go, Barnacles!
Rah-rah-rah!
Well, he didn't break his leg.
And he's so light!
He's a dream to throw around!
That does it.
Welcome to the squad!
- Squee!
Oh, my first official game!
I'm so nervous.
Welcome back to another exciting evening
of Barnacles Football!
I'll be your announcer tonight,
because I made it to the bathroom first!
Come on! What gives?
Occupied!
Occupied?
Oof. The ball? What do I do?
Run!
Pearl has the thingy,
but these other guys want the thingy.
Don't let them have the thingy, Pearl!
Huh?
Home run!
I love football!
Oof.
- Ow! - Oof!
Oops.
- Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Touchdown!
Game over!
Barnacles win!
- Ow! - Yay!
Gimme a P! Gimme an E!
Gimme an A-R-L!
What's it spell?
Hold on, don't tell me!
I'm still adding it up.
Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
Hey! I coulda done it!
What are you playin' at, boy-o?
You didn't do my Krusty Krab cheer!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs.
I'll do it next game, I promise!
See that you do, SpongeBob.
See that you do.
So cool!
Will you sign my shell?
Thank you!
Oh, hi Pearl! Love the attitude!
- You've really changed!
Yeah, no duh I've changed!
I'm the greatest football player this school has ever seen!
Come on, boys. Hike!
Pearl! Pearl! She's our girl!
If she can't do it, I'll totally hurl!
Hey, Pearl. Boy, I'm worried
about tonight's Championship Game!
Come on, Coach! Another game, another win!
Take a look at this footage of our opponents.
The New Kelp City Delinquents!
Their entire team
has been held back in school for decades.
These guys are bad,
I mean from their gills to their tail fins!
So maybe we should just forfeit.
Pfft. They only look tough 'cause they haven't met me!
Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen,
your Bikini Bottom Barnacles!
And here on a work release program...
- The New Kelp City Delinquents!
- Alright, team.
Come on, listen up.
Normally I'd give a pep talk right now,
but I think this time would be better spent
saying goodbye to your loved ones.
Come on, hands in.
Let's go, Barnacles!
Oh, yeah, and I heard the Delinquents
may have mined the field,
so just be careful out there.
Come on, guys, it's just a few mines.
We can do this!
Let's show 'em what Barnacles...
are made of?
Whoa!
- Ahh!
Woo-hoo!
Let's go, Barnacles!
That whale's me daughter, and she's never lost a game!
Oh, yeah?
Well, that's my boy out there,
and he's never lost a game either!
What, him? He's in high school?
What year is he?
Five years into a ten-year stretch.
He might graduate in eight with good behavior.
Well, me Pearly-Girl is gonna make him wish
he had graduated on time!
Oh, really? Wanna bet?
Yeah!
If the Barnacles win,
you gotta give me five bucks!
And if they lose...?
If the Barnacles were to lose,
free Krabby Patties for all of youse!
What?
I'll take that bet!
SpongeBob, what're you doin'?
That's worth a whole lot more than five bucks!
Don't worry! How could we lose?
We've got Pearl on our side!
Mwah!
Welcome back, Barnacle Heads,
it's another exciting night of bowling ball!
And here's the big kick!
Looks like he found a hole in their offense!
Pearl's gonna return the kick!
She's off like a racehorse!
And now she's being crushed like a racehorse!
Wow! Pearl's not gonna let all her crushed bones stop her!
Okay.
I might have been a little overconfident.
But we can still turn it around, right, team?
- ♪ tense music playing
Wah!
Folks, Pearl is the only Barnacle
left on the field,
but they're going to let her play on!
Good luck to ya!
These guys are gonna kill me!
Oh, what do I do? What do I do?
Hey, Pearl, you look nervous.
I'm gonna share a special cheer with you.
My grandma taught it to me.
When days are tough and things go bad,
grandmas help you not feel sad!
If Gran's not here and you're still blue,
remember to just be you!
Just be me.
Yeah!
Oh, thanks, Grandma!
Mwah!
Grandma is right.
I liked being a football star,
but I love being a cheerleader!
Sis-boom-bah! Sis-boom-bah!
- K-R-U! S-T-Y!
- K-R-A-B, my-oh-my!
The Krusty Krab is open late!
So buy some patties, they taste great!
Krusty Krab!
Me cheer!
She's doing me cheer!
Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob.
We've got fries and sody drinks!
And one more thing...
- The Chum Bucket stinks!
Goooooal!
Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
Game over!
Delinquents win!
Hey, everyone!
Free Krabby Patties!
Huh?
Oh, I can't believe I lost the big game.
Oh, well, don't be too hard on yourself, Pearl.
That was the best score we've ever had
against the Delinquents!
We'll definitely get 'em next year!
Thanks, Coach,
but I won't be coming back next year.
Tonight helped me remember my first love:
cheerleading!
Besides, I think there's an opening on the squad.
Get back here!
You can't be a cheerleader if you're not a student!
No! No! I won't go!
- No! No! I won't go! - Stop cheering!
Please don't take this away from me!
Hey! Perch!
The bathroom is yours, my man!
- Ahh!
Game over...