And you got those expensive ones, that come with the bees.
- (BEES BUZZING) - Nice.
That's what's up! And I'mma win her heart, once and for all,
with some classic gifts of love, yo.
Yeah, I don't think Raven is the type to be won over with flowers.
Oh yeah? Check it.
For you, my fair lady-mamma.
How original.
- (ALL SCREAMING) - My eyes!
Okay. This cuddly bear is too cute not to work.
(STAMMERING) Is that a real bear cub?
Yeah! 'Cause my love for Raven is real.
- Hey Raven, I... - No.
Aw, man...
Oh look, here comes your momma.
- (BEAR ROARING) - (ALL SCREAMING)
- (GRUNTING, MOANING) - (ALL SCUFFLING)
I will now recite a poem for the most loveliest girl in the world.
Vin mortis porcullius, et vorcullion. Kelvuvu.
- (GASPS) Beautiful. - My dude!
I didn't know you write those good poems.
Actually, I just found this one in one of Raven's poetry books.
Since when do you like poetry, Raven?
Oh, that wasn't a book of poetry.
It was a book of evil spells.
- (MONSTER ROARING) - (ALL SCREAMING)
(GROANS) I don't know why she won't accept my gifts of love.
You need to stop with all this played-out garbage, my dude.
- Get real with Raven. - I did!
With that bear cub.
What Cyborg's saying is that flowers, borrowed poetry, and other unoriginal ideas
aren't going to work. You need to do something genuine.
Something that can be for only the you and the her.
Hmm, something special that only she can have?
Yeah! Like that song you wrote for Tara.
Oh yeah! I hears you, I hears you.
- (DOOR SLAMS) - This is for you, momma.
- (PUNCHES) - (EXCLAIMS)
Please do the excusing of us.
You must never play the female the song of another female!
The key is, you need to write a song for her, and her only.
A whole new song? That's so hard, yo!
How am I supposed to even come up with the words when my feelings for Raven are so big?
Don't worry about it! We'll help you find them words.
Your song needs to tell Raven that you love her more than anything else.
I do! -Even more than... Duh, duh duh!
Food?
(GASPS) I don't know. I haven't thought about that.
There's only one way to find out. Do you love Raven more than peaches?
(CHEWING) I do!
Do you love her more than this good plum?
(CHEWING) Yup.
- (APPLE SPLATS) Applesauce? - (BARKS)
(LICKS) Mmm-hmm.
Bro, I loves Raven more than any fruit-based food.
All right! Now we're getting somewhere.
Get ready, 'cause this one is about to get hard.
- (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) - (BLASTS OFF)
(CRASHES) -Aw man, a smoothie and pizza?
That is hard!
(CHEWING) You know what dude?
(CHEWING) All I wants to do with that food is share it with my...
Oh my goodness! You are in love.
But just to be sure, here's the real test.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
- Seven layer cake! - (SCREAMS)
That's seven layers of flavors, yo!
But you knows what? I loves my Rae more.
Are you sure? You better check each layer.
I don't know, dude. I'm not feeling so good.
- (STOMACH GROWLING) Don't do it, man!
Check that cake, dude!
Oh, I love her more than that one.
(CHEWS) Love her more.
(CHEWS) Love Rae...
(CHEWS) Love my bae more...
(CHEWS) My momma wins...
(CHEWS) Raven rules... It's all about my baby!
You really do love her.
(SNIFFS) I'm so happy for you.
I really do... (VOMITS)
It is not enough to love friend Raven more than the foodstuffs.
You must also tell her the feelings you feel when you think the thoughts of her.
Oh! I gets it.
You mean that I should tell her I feel likes I gots the toots when I see her.
- 'Cause I'm nervous. - (GRABS)
Never tell friend Raven of the nervous toots!
Let us instead focus on the nice things that give you the nice thoughts of her.
Hmm. I don't knows...
Then we shall experiment with the situations that might remind you of friend Raven.
(GROANS) I don't know, I don't get what we're doing here.
How's this gonna help me write a song? It's just a nice warm summer day, and... (GASPS)
I'm thinking of her. I'm thinking of her!
It seems the summertime makes you think of the her.
(CATS MEOWING) -Yeah, totally thinking of her.
Wait, no. -That is probably for the best.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, thinking of her!
- The toes in the sand. - Noted.
Howdy!
Not thinking about her.
(LAUGHS) Woo, oh, oh! Ah!
- (THUDS) - I wish Raven was here!
- The carnival ride... - (THUDS, GROANS)
- I think we have... - (THUDS, GROANS)
The good list.
Yo, I got some good words for this song, now.
I think she's gonna really like my thoughts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Summertime and peaches are all fine.
But what's a good love song without a little paranoia?
- What's paranoia? - So glad you asked!
First, tell me about your deepest insecurities when it comes to Raven.
Hmm. Sometimes I thinks about us, and we're walking hand in hand,
and all of a sudden, she has to go to the bathroom.
Bathroom? Hmm, hmm, hmm, that's odd.
What could she be doing in there?
- I don't know. - And why has it been so long?
That's what I was thinking!
- Did she meet somebody new? - Did she?
Is she having second thoughts? Maybe she's sneaking out through a window.
Maybe she's going to stay with her sister for a few days to figure things out!
Oh my gosh! I gotta go in there!
You can't! It's the ladies room.
You're just going to have to wait until she comes out, if she ever comes out!
I'm going cray... (GASPS)
Ooh, that's good. "I goes cray without my bae."
- Thanks Robin. - Glad I could help.
I gots enough ideas and words about things to start writing, yo.
Now I gots to go do that hard work in the lab.
Okay, so I like her more than peaches, plums, apple tarts and seven layer cakes.
I thinks of her when it's summertime, or on carnival rides,
and when I put my toes in the sand,
and the worst thing that could happen is her going to the bathroom...
I just need to put that into a melody, yo. Easy.
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ It's all about my baby, yeah it's all about bae
No. Too intense.
(GROANS) Not right.
(GASPS) Ooh! I likes that melody.
What are you doing? Get off the table.
I just want you to hear this song I wrote, just for you,
and only you.
(POP MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ It's all about my baby yeah it's all about bae
Beast Boy, you really put a lot of thought into this.
I puts all my thoughts in there for you, Rae.
Only you.
- (ALL CHEERING) - Way to go, my dude!
- Oh, I uh... - Oh wow...
- That just happened... - I'll take another...
You know, that song is really catchy.
I wish everyone in the world could hears it, so they know how much I love you.
Well, I know how much you love me.
But if I put it on the Internets, billions of people could be hearing your song!
How cool is that? -Beast Boy, this is perfect. It's finally perfect!
After all this time.
I like that it's just my song. Why mess with it?
'Cause I'm always fiddling with things.
How about not fiddling with it this time?
- I gots to fiddle with it, momma! - Please don't fiddle.
I'm fiddling, fiddling, fiddling, fiddling, fiddling!
Fiddle! Fiddling, I'm fiddling!
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Don't,
fiddle with it!
- All right, momma. - (SMOOCHES)
(WHISPERING) I can't stop fiddling, fiddling, fiddling.
Fiddling!
Ah, ah, ah.
It's like a dream, Mama.
Finally, after all this time, we's together.
I know, it's crazy,
but, it feels right.
What are you creeps doing?
Now that you two are together,
we want to see what happens next.
Oh, yes. The will they or the won't they of the you
has been the excruciating.
We want the payoff.
Makes you wonder about the other members
of the Team Titans finally getting together.
- Eh? - No.
My only interest is in the BB and the Ray-Ray.
Well, come on. Do something romantic already.
Uh... Okay.
- Ah... - Um...
Uh... (LAUGHS)
- Uh... - This way?
So, um... What's ya thinking about?
Ah!
It is even more of the romantics
than I ever made the dreams of.
(RADIO PLAYING) ♪ It's all about my baby
This is my jam, yo.
(GASPS) You hear that?
He's playing your song, girl.
Why is my song on the radio?
It's blowing up the charts like three sticks of TNT.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
That's what's up.
You gots to feel goods, inspiring a hit song, Mama.
Yay. So great.
What's wrong, Rae?
You took something very special to me
and kind of gave it away to strangers. But whatever.
No. No. No. No, Mama.
I helds it up.
To let the love I haves for you make the world a better place.
Come on, girl. Let me show you some things.
Check it, Mama.
Your song is bringing the peoples together.
And the animals, too.
(MUFFLED) ♪ it's all about Rae
Even Sticky Joe's feeling it.
Howdy.
You da man, Sticky Joe.
Look at all the happiness your song has brought into the world.
Hmmm. I guess it's nice.
Ha! And you didn't want me to fiddle with it.
But, you fiddled with it anyway.
I tolds you, sometimes you gots to fiddle.
Well, you really fiddled things up.
I knows.
So, now that you're cool and not upset about the song anymore...
It's probably a good time to tell you
I'm going out on tour.
- What? - You know, a tour.
Traveling the country
and playing the song for huge crowds.
So, I'm supposed to stay here while you go sing my song to thousands of people?
Oh!
This is the relationship drama I was the hoping for.
It's finally getting good.
So very, very juicy.
Hey, move. I can't see.
I ain't leaving you, Mama.
I can't even stands it when you go to the bathroom. -I know.
I wants you to come with me.
So you can see everybody seeings how much I loves you.
Uh. Uh. Uh. Yeah.
What's up, Jump City?
You know me, I know, I know.
Yeah, Beast Boy! He's so cute.
Beast Boy, you're amazing.
Hey, Beast Boy's fans are really affectionate.
Wow, Raven. If my man was getting attention like that...
It's fine. I know the song is for me.
Yup, but they don't.
Hurray, Beast Boy.
All right. All right. All right.
Before we do this, I need you all to know,
this song is for somebody very special to me.
This song is for you.
That's right. It's for all yous.
I love you all!
Ah.
Ah, girl. I am killing the game out there.
Mmm-hmm.
Gots to get changed for the next show, yo.
Can't be wearing things twice. It's garbage now.
- (BOMB EXPLODING) - (COUGHING)
Hey, I was thinking, when the tour's over,
- we should... - What you think?
Zebra? Or leopard print?
It's beautiful either way.
Are you listening to me at all?
Of course. What was I thinking?
Full body mouse suit.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Looking fresh.
All rights. I gots to go, Mama.
I gots to play the peoples their song.
Their song?
That song's been nothing but a curse.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
Y'all ready?
BB ready, into his house.
Ah!
How come my mouth said the wrong words?
Ah... Ah...
- (SIREN WAILING) - Crime alert!
It seems the good people of Jump City have turned on each other.
Titans, Go!
Everybody, calm down.
I am here for you.
Let's talk through your problems...
- (CLANKS) - (BLOWING RASPBERRY)
What is the cause of this madness?
Wait. Listen.
- Is that Beasty's song? - ♪ It's not about my baby...
Why would it be angering the people it once inspired?
No, it can't be.
- (CRASHES) - Um...
I'll be back.
Ah! Something's wrong with my mouth, Mama.
The song words was all wrong.
You dirty mouth.
How could you do me like this?
Don't give me that lip.
Hey. Leave your mouth alone.
It's the song.
I cursed it.
What, why?
You don't even know.
Come on, Mama. You gots to uncurse it.
Only you have that power.
What's that mean? I ain't undo the magic.
Then maybe next time
you'll think twice before you fiddle with things.
Well, you guys wanted drama between Beast Boy and me...
You got it.
- Guys? - (SIREN WAILING)
Guys?
Oh, no.
Guys?
I do not like the you anymore.
Oh, you are the worst.
I hate you more than seven-layer cake!
I wanted to ruin the song...
Not the world.
I've gots to get back to Jump City.
- (WHISTLING) - (WHINNYING)
Yo, uh, can you give me a ride home?
- (DOOR CRASHES) - (GLASS SHATTERS)
What's Raven so mad about?
I wrotes her a song. That was good.
Then we was together and happy.
And that was good, too.
Then I fiddled with things, got famous and ignored my sweet Rae
while getting love from all the fans. That was good.
- But, I guess not for her. - Mmm, huh.
Maybe I shouldn't have fiddled with it.
Yee-haw!
Yee-haw.
Nope.
Uh-uh.
- Hey. - No way.
- (WHINNYING) - (NEIGHS)
Beast Boy, you're breaking the curse.
Whoa! With magic?
No, by learning your lesson.
Oh.
You's talking about how I fiddle with things but shouldn't have done that.
Yes. Keep playing.
Nope.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
No way.
Yee-haw.
Look at that, Mama.
We dids it. Together.
- (STRAINING) - Are you serious?
You're still in the doghouse, buddy.
Aw, man.
- Oh! - The drama continues.
So very juicy.