as in, oh snap, right now!
To find out who can fill
one very important position on...
The Justice League.
Big welcome to this year's competition,
- I'm your host... - Birdarang!
That's my name, don't wear it out.
I cannot believe we are actually going to audition
for the spot on the Justice League!
So many A-list heroes.
Ah, Wonder Woman.
Wait!
Ain't we already on a team?
Yeah, but we want to be on, you know, a good team.
Oh, I totally gets that.
I don't know.
Looks like a lot of heroes turned up this year.
Think you guys got a chance?
Of course, we have a chance.
We are awesome!
Check this out! Ka-blammo!
And I can be any animal in the world.
Who else but the I can do the speed, the strength,
and the shooting of the eyeball lasers?
That's nothing compared to my dark magic.
I will destroy the competition!
And I've got a sweet jump kick.
Oh, yeah, you don't have superpowers.
Well, you're in luck,
because this isn't a superpower competition.
We're trying to peep someone who is not just super,
but super special.
Ha! That's me.
I know, because my mom told me.
Once the auditions got underway,
things went from bad to, "Oh, no, he didn't!"
But despite the odds,
one contestant seemed very sure of himself.
My name is Robin.
I'm a crime-fighting vigilante,
and I have a very strong jawline.
Epic, yo!
What do you think your chances are to win?
Let's just say I'm pretty good friends with one of the judges.
But you probably want to hear my very sad and melodramatic back story.
You see, I didn't have a regular childhood.
I grew up in the circus.
I was 8 years old
and doing the tightrope without a net.
Gosh, growing up in the circus sounds super fly!
Yes, it was... Wait, no.
There's a sad part, too.
What's sad about riding unicycles and chilling with clowns?
I know growing up in the circus sounds fun,
but it wasn't.
I need you to feel sorry for me
so I can win, please.
Feel sorry for me.
No diggity.
Yo, Batman!
What's up, bro-ham!
You better not play favorites, big man.
Wink! Wink!
Uh, so, for my talent
I'll be doing a motorcycle trick.
Wait, please...
Don't you touch that buzz...
You can't do this to me.
Batman, you like me, right?
This was my dream!
My one shot at the Justice League.
They didn't even give me a chance.
It's not fair. It's just not fair.
I grew up in the circus!
And cut.
That clip is dope.
Wait, you're not really going to use that, right?
That was a private moment.
Sure was, real embarrassing too.
Let's see it again.
After seriously busting up Batman,
the only thing Robin could feel sorry for was himself.
It's not fair. It's just not fair.
I grew up in the circus!
Meanwhile,
other contestants prepared for their auditions,
with talents ranging from mind-blowing
to heartwarming.
Oh, well done, Mr. Sparkles.
I have always loved the small felines.
We do not have them where I come from.
You see, I am not from here.
I'm from a far off world.
The planet Tamaran.
There, I was a princess,
next in line to become queen of the entire planet.
But I was betrayed
by my own sister!
She exiled me from my planet
and I came to the Earth,
where I fell in love with these sweet little balls of the fur.
Hello, I am Starfire.
For your consideration,
I present the Circus of the Felines.
The ta-da!
Through the hoop, Mr. Sparkles!
Through the hoop!
Hurray!
Now, Mrs. Buttons will play the soccer.
And, um, next, Mr. Fluffles will recite the Shakespeare!
And for the final and most spectacular of the acts,
Mr. Twinkle Bow!
Aw, nerdle gruts.
This is the part where I interview the loser
to see if they're gonna cry.
So, gonna cry?
Why would I do the crying?
I gave it the best effort
and this is not the last you will see of me.
Whoomp, there it is!
My dream of winning this competition
will not become the reality!
- Tissue? - No, thank you.
I have the kittens.
Starfire wasn't the only one
the judges didn't give props to.
Up next is Cyborg.
Half man, half robot, all fresh.
But will he be able to hit his high notes?
Or will he be the one who cracks under pressure?
My dream was to be a football star.
The coaches said I could have gone all the way, too.
But then I was in a horrible accident.
I was rebuilt as a cyborg.
And then I changed my name to Cyborg.
Didn't wanna overthink it, you know.
Point is... It wasn't long before I found a new passion.
Singing.
Singing is the only thing I've got in this world,
if you don't count all my cool superpowers,
all my cool superhero friends,
and all the cool superhero things I do every day.
I'm not counting it if you're not.
In that case, I have had a hard life.
But if I could be on the Justice League...
Whoo, doggy!
Hi!
Uh, I'm Cyborg from the Titans.
Uh, the Teen Titans.
Sorry, I'm a little nervous. Hi, Wonder Woman.
Okay, I'm gonna sing for you now.
I'm going to the final round, baby!
I knew you could do it, brah.
I'm so jealous that he won.
Wait, did you just film that?
Word!
That was private moment!
Coming up next...
Raven has an unwelcome surprise from her evil dad.
Hi, I'm Raven.
Growing up, my dad always wanted me
to follow in his footsteps.
You know, destroy the world with evil magic.
He doesn't approve,
but all I ever wanted to do was...
Dance.
Raven, demons don't dance, sweetie.
I told you, demons don't dance.
Demons don't dance!
My dad thinks demons don't dance,
but I plan on proving him wrong tonight.
In style.
I spent the last two weeks
making this outfit for tonight's performance.
Isn't it beautiful?
No!
Dad, how could you?
For the last time, Raven.
Demons don't dance!
Oh, snap! It just got real.
Will Raven be able to perform,
or will she finally have to hang up her dancing shoes?
Find out next time on
Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star!
End of Part-1
Part-2 — ->
Welcome back to the Justice League audition.
I'm Birdarang.
And the competition for our coveted spot
on the Justice League
is officially off the heezy, yo!
Starfire's act sure wasn't the cat's meow.
Cyborg got jiggy with the judges.
All these fools were just wiggity-wack.
And of course, there was Robin.
The sorest loser of all.
I grew up in the circus!
And Raven and her dad got into it,
big time, causing all sorts of driggity-driggity drama!
Let's see what happens next when the audition continues. Right now!
Ray-Ray, what are you gonna do now that your dad ripped up
your costume and forbid you from dancing?
Ha! He can't stop me from doing what I love.
Oh, dang! This is gonna be good.
Hi, I'm Raven and I'm doing a dance.
I'm in the final round! I'm in the final round!
- Yeah, all right! Nice move, pal! Whoo!
Love it!
Well, Dad, what did you think?
I think... I think...
I think you're a fantastic dancer, my little sweetiekins.
Oh, so much feeling, so much emotion!
Oh, give your daddy a huggiepoo.
Okay, that's enough.
What? She gets voted in for some lame dance?
My act was way better than that!
Dang!
Hey! Stop filming my private moments!
Mans, you being real jerky right now!
And didn't you get kicked off already?
Yes, but I really feel like I deserve a second chance.
Or, does he?
What? She gets voted in for some lame dance?
My act was way better than that!
That was edited to make me look bad!
You have to give me a second chance.
They need to get to know the real me!
The one with an even sadder back story than before.
Coming up, we have a pity forte for Robin. Right now!
My name is Robin
and I didn't have a regular childhood.
I grew up on a farm with my granpapi.
It's hard work tending the cornfields,
especially on account of the crows always stealing our crop.
When the corn was gone, they went and flew off with Grangrams.
Dang! Sounds like you're making all these up, yo.
- No! It's all true! - And very sad.
Seemed like things couldn't get any worse
until one day, a meteor came down
and destroyed the farm.
But if I win this competition,
I can rebuild the family farm.
When I think of everything my old granpapi has done for me,
it brings a tear to my eye.
Oh, you poor little farmer boy.
Thank you.
Sounds like a truck load of wick-wick-wack,
but it was pretty tragic.
So I guess you deserve a second chance, bro.
Yes!
Hi! I'm back!
This time, I will dazzle you
with feats of magic.
- Hey, I haven't even started yet.
Stop that.
You can't just...
Just let me do my act!
Abracadabra!
Cadabra!
Fly, you stupid bird, fly!
Oh, oh. Okay, okay.
Uh, for my next trick,
I will make this $20 bill
disappear and reappear in your wallet.
Go ahead, take a look.
You can keep that. Consider it,
a bribe.
You can't do this to me. I need to re-build the farm!
So, how'd it go, yo?
These judges can't see talent. I've got talent
and good looks. I'm the whole package.
Look at me. Look at me!
Okay!
Coming up!
We find out that if Beast Boy is even going to bother to audition.
Right now.
Yo, yo, yo. I'm Beast Boy.
And winning this competition has always been my dream in life.
Am just here because my dude, Cyborg is here.
I'm a follower. I'm not really proud of it
but it's kind of my thing.
Hey dudes.
Madam-dude. I'm Beast Boy
and this is my talent, yo.
I's the milkman, yo!
And youse gonna drink some milk!
Moo-oo!
Milk on your face.
M... M... Milk on your face!
Moo!
Milk, it does a body good, fool!
Tell us, what happened in there?
Well, I don't thinks the judges like milk.
It's cool. I don't drinks it myself.
I'm a vegan. No big deal.
It's not like any of us are taking it seriously.
One side! Is it my turn? Is it my turn?
Robin, tell us.
What makes you think the third time's the charm?
Because I've got the spirit, the never give-up attitude
and crutches!
Crutches?
Hello, my name is Robin.
Tiny Robin.
I was born in the year 1843.
Me father's name is Bob Cratchit.
We're very poor.
And winning this competition
would be a Christmas miracle.
That's from A Christmas Carol.
It's based on my life.
You were born in 1843?
- Obviously. - Well, in that case,
it's time for your third and final chance, Tiny Robin.
Woo-hoo!
Hello, everyone.
I'd like to introduce you to, Tiny Robin.
So, Tiny Robin,
do you really think I have what it takes to win this competition?
Well, if they don't like you
then they are a bigger dummy than me.
Sorry, he didn't mean that.
Oh, yes, I did.
Oi, Superman.
Do you consider yourself a good judge?
Because you certainly aren't a good judge of fashion.
I mean, this guy wears his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Oh, uh...
He didn't mean that.
Oh, yes, I did. Oi, Batman.
I heard you were overdue on your electric bill.
Looks like you're gonna have a Dark Knight.
I'm on a roll. Somebody stop me.
Do you ever wonder, why they call her Wonder Woman?
Because she's always wondering
where she left her invisible jet.
And Aquaman.
This guy talks to fishes and swims really fast.
"That will come in handy," said nobody ever.
I did it.
I did it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I made it.
I'd just like to say thank you to the judges.
They have really, really, really, great judgment.
You mean better than last time when you said...
These judges can't see talent. I've got talent
and good looks. I'm the whole package. Look at me.
- Yes, much better. - Oh, snap.
When we return, we're going to the final round. Right now.
After all the auditions and mad drama,
it all came down to three contestants.
Four contestants.
Who's it gonna be?
Cyborg, the singing machine
Raven, the dancing diva.
Or Tiny Robin and his dummy.
We'll find out when we come back, right now.
The winner
and the newest member of the Justice League is...
Please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please!
Robin!
Oh, my goodness, I won.
Those judges don't know talent.
In your faces. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Wow, I want to feel happy for him
but he makes it so hard.
I am now a full
fledged member of the Justice League.
Hold up! Checkity-check yourself.
You got it twisted, dawg!
- What? - The judges chose this Robin.
Not you, dumb-dumb.
They chose my ventriloquist dummy!
That's riggity-right, home slice.
Dummy Robin is the newest member of the Justice League, yo.
No!
And so, Dummy Robin went on to great success.
Beating villain, making friends,
winning awards, and just been an all around ridunkulous little dude.
And that's the show for you, homies.
Is Birdarang, signing out, right now!