Episode Title: "TV Knight 3"
Oh!
When evil comes calling,
there's only one man who can answer the... Call.
Garfield "Beast Boy" Logan is a mysterious loner
with an even more mysterious past,
and his best friend is a talking car.
And together, they solve crimes.
All day and all night,
driving around in the desert really fast,
solving crimes in a car that can talk.
And sometimes, they almost get the girl.
Watch out, danger. Your days are numbered.
Quiet! There might be a crime about to happen.
Dude! How many times do I have to tell you?
There's no crime in the desert.
You need people to commit crime.
And there's no people in the desert!
What would we do if we even witnessed a crime?
Are we deputized
law enforcement agents?
Are we allowed to arrest or detain suspects?
Quiet! I think I see a bad guy.
You know you don't have to steer.
You don't even have to push the pedals. I can do all that myself.
I don't even know why you're here.
Oops. Never mind. It's just a cactus.
Dude! Just give it up.
We're never gonna find anything out here.
Maybe we should launch over a sweet ramp
so we can get a better view of the crime.
Or we could drive to the beach.
I bet there's tons of crime over there.
Dude, we can't solve beach crimes.
Only lifeguards can do that.
Oh, yeah! Lifeguards.
You mean the people with the amazing tans running up and down the beach
in slow motion all day?
Yeah.
Sniff you later, sucker!
Stick 'em up.
Crime!
Come on down to the Jump City Petting Zoo.
We've got plenty of animals
for you to smear your grubby little hands on.
- We've got a pig, a horse, a deer... - Whoo! Yeah!
- A bear, a beaver, a dog... - All right! Ahhh! Whoo!
- A different dog. - Oh!
Looking for something a little more exotic?
We've got a giraffe,
a big old elephant, a rhino,
a silly monkey and a mean gorilla.
And that's not all.
- It isn't? - Nope.
We've got a scary T. rex,
a pterodactyl, a triceratops,
a biceratops.
Um...
And don't forget about the brontosaurus.
I bet you think we don't have a snake with the head of a chicken.
- A what? - Well, you're wrong!
We've totally got a snake with the head of a chicken.
We've got all kinds
of adorable abominations for you to touch with your fleshy meat fingers.
Like... A tiger with a dolphin body.
You name it, we've got it. Literally.
Just call it out and watch the magic happen.
Llama with a crocodile neck.
And a cow for a butt.
That's the Jump City Petting Zoo
located on Teen Titans Island.
Just drive to the coast and swim across the bay
towards the giant T-shaped building.
Come on and pet all the animals.
You probably won't regret it.
Hey, Robin.
What do you call a pirate with a blue top hat?
I don't know, Starfire. What do you call it?
I do not know the either.
The education system has failed me.
Society is crumbling.
The herd of wild burritos have settled in the kitchen.
Little do they know, a ferocious predator
lurks in the shadows.
He begins his approach.
A lame burrito has fallen behind.
With a top speed of approximately zero miles per hour,
it has no chance of escape.
The Beast Boy lunges for his prey...
only to be blocked by the dastardly Cyborg. -
Luckily, the Cyborg prefers burgers.
The burrito lives to fight another day.
Meanwhile, in a completely different room,
the lonely Robin attempts to woo the lovely Starfire.
To initiate his elaborate courtship,
the Robin puffs out his chest
and slicks back his hair
and begins to dance.
The flashy display is completely ignored.
He'll need to up his game
in order to win her affection.
The Robin bellows out his native song
while jumping wildly around the room.
She couldn't care less.
What a truly desperate and pathetic creature.
As day gives way to night,
a mysterious figure emerges in the Teen Titans Tower.
A vicious and elusive Raven.
There she is.
Conducting one of her demonic rituals, most likely.
Wait. No. She's playing with ponies.
Oh, no. She spotted me!
Hey there, smooth face.
Are you sick of always feeling left out?
Getting picked last for dodgeball?
Nobody returning your s?
Your dog forgot your name?
Why don't you turn your life around
with a sweet, silky...
- Mustache!
Ugh.
Sync corrections by srjanapala