Listen up, Titans!
I hope you're in the mood to talk real estate!
Because today, we are doing a deep dive into the...
Mortgage! Mortgage! Mortgage!
Mortgage refi process!
Home Buy! Refi!
The what?
- The mortgage refi process! - Huh?
- The mortgage refi process. - We ain'ts wanna hear about
no more refried mortgages!
Okay, okay, I hear that but what if I told you
that interest rates are at an all-time low!
Low! Low! Low!
That sounds the terrible!
We must do the cheering up of the interesting rats.
Uh, no. Star, low rates are good.
It's the perfect time to pull out some equity.
Boo!
Boo? Boo?
It's like getting free money we can use to invest
in rental properties, or if you want a little less excitement
in your lives, we can just lower our monthly payments.
You should be salivating!
Friend Robin. Why must we focus on the home finances?
What else are gonna do for the next 11 minutes?
How about super hero stuff?
But we fight bad guys all the time!
I thinks he might be mixing us up with someone else?
Does he think we're the Justice League?
We're not the Justice League.
We're always springing into action to thwart evil.
Do you really not remember?
No!
Fortunately for you, I've been compiling a series of video clips
of the Teen Titans in action.
In case you all had a collective lapse in memory
- such as this. - Whoa.
You've been recording us without our knowledge?
All day, every day!
Now. Sit back.
And let the memories of our past heroic battles remind you
that we are true heroes in every sense of the word.
Perfect.
As you can see, we fight bad guys all the time.
Now, with that out of the way, let's get back to the real fight.
The Teen Titans versus the real estate market.
No!
What's the problem now?
You's just showed us a bunch of silly ol' food fighting nonsense.
We're super heroes! We shouldn't be wasting time with food.
Food represents the never ending war against hunger!
Mankind's oldest enemy! It's the ultimate fight!
Fight!
Man, tell me what other super heroes focus on food this much?
Uh, Matter Eater Lad, for one.
Say what?
Matter Eater Lad!
The super hero with an iron stomach!
He can literally eat anything with no ill effects.
Is he making this fool up?
Oh. I assure you. He is quite real.
- So he saves the day by eating things? - Not often.
He's usually called away to deal with political problems
on his home planet because his power is pretty useless.
And that don't help us, bruh!
We want some over-the-top crazy super hero action!
We wish for the real fights against the real threats.
Real threats you say? You're in luck again!
I have another series of clips prepared.
Featuring the Teen Titans winning glory on the battlefield,
while avoiding food entirely!
Pencil whack!
Wa-pow, wa-pa-pow!
Rainbow Pinch!
Shamrock Block!
Huh.
That was all a bit silly but I think we can all agree
that those were some fairly epic battles.
Leprechauns ain't epic!
Fighting squirrels is not epic!
Watching the wooden effigies wield the foam rocks
in over-sized pencils upon the puppet
made from the old sock is not the epic!
Come on! The squirrel was a savage!
The sock puppet represents the primal struggle
against... The, uh...
You're right.
We never fight cool villains in over-the-top
crazy action scenes anymore. What happened to us?
I suppose it's our destiny to be lame food-fighting silly super heroes.
It ain't too late, bruh. Alls we need is one good villain
to shows the world we still gots what it takes.
You just might be right. But in the meantime,
let's all take a moment to learn the differences
between the APR and interest rates...
Boo!
Crime alert!
- Brother Blood is out on the loose. - This could be it.
A fight bigger than anything we've seen before!
Then we know what we must do. Titans, go!
Citizens of Jump City!
Today is the day every man, woman and child
will know the name of fear.
The name of terror! The name of tyranny!
And that name is...
- Not so fast, Brother Blood! - The Teen Titans?
I'm sorry but I don't have any food with me.
We're not here for a food fight.
We are here to bring you to the justice!
Uh, I assume you're being ironic? You're being ironic, right?
I mean, I didn't think you were into justice these days.
We's not... Most of the time.
But we've been aching for a big fight with a big villain
who has a big plan to take over the big old world!
So it's your lucky day. Let's do this.
An epic, super serious, super cool hero fight!
Ooh, sounds like fun.
Fire!
Titans, go!
Done?
The power source!
Titans! Get me to the top!
I got you, bro!
Give it up, Brother Blood!
It's over!
In about five seconds, you'll have a choice.
Capture me... or save the people below.
Choose wisely, Titans.
Raven! Get me down there!
Yes!
That's what's up!
Phew! I won't lie, that felt good!
Are you kidding? Did you see how sweet we looked out there?
Well done, Titans.
I didn't expect such a good show from you.
But this is only the beginning.
The Teen Titans will be there to stand in your way!
I look forward to it. Until next time!
- Ugh. There's more? - Actually, I am the tired.
Yeah, I need a break, too.
But you said you wanted to fight like real super heroes!
Real super heroes never rest!
Nah, man. That was way harder than I thought it would be.
Weren't you saying something about... mortgage refinancing?
Interest rates! Interest rates!
If that's what you guys really want.
Now, if you're a conservative, like me...
Conservative!
You'll be taking a hard look at a sweet 30-year fixed rate loan.
But an adjustable rate has its own advantages. For instance...
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