Wassup, y'all, I'm your host, Birdarang.
Last time on our show, one hero impressed the judges
and became the newest member of the Justice League.
Dummy Robin!
And now, he's joining our panel of judges.
Tonight, the greatest superhero team in the universe,
will decide who deserves the title of
Second Greatest Superhero Team in the Universe.
And the winners get an all-expense paid vacation to
the Hall Of Justice! Word!
How will we decide who's the second greatest?
We're gonna have ourselves a song and dance part-ay!
And it all starts right now.
We gots all the hottest teens from the DC universe representin', yo!
But the favorites in this contest are definitely The Teen Titans, y'all!
Titans, get ready! Get ready! Go!
We are going to absolutely destroy the competition.
It's actually sad that
the other teams think they can compete with us.
Wah! So, so sad.
I'm being sarcastic.
We's got a deep playlist full of songs and dances,
and we's gonna pull 'em out, yo!
And I have the new song and dance I wish to perform.
Yeah...
We talked about this, remember, Star?
Yes. You said I was the secret weapon
and I would be used as the last resort.
Uh, that's right, Star. As a last resort.
Because we don't want to unleash those moves on the world
unless we have to.
Musically and rhythmically, she's the Ringo of the group.
So many heroes, so much talent,
but these do-gooders are about to get the surprise of a lifetime
when they see the final team enter the competition.
Waddup, waddup! H.I.V.E. in the house!
Criminal filth. Titans, go!
Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, homies.
They ain't here to beef, they're here to get down.
- You mean the H.I.V.E. is in the competition? - Ow. Ow. Ow.
But this is supposed to be for heroes only.
Peep the Rule Book and slow your roll, yo!
There ain't nothin' here that says villains can't compete.
We know that we're not exactly welcome here.
- But we're not up to anything bad. - The H.I.V.E. may not be heroes,
but when it comes to singin' and dancin', we got it goin' on.
Yee-haw! We're here as performers.
- We came to win. - Fair and square, baby.
The H.I.V.E. cannot be trusted!
Them dirty villains are gonna cheat the first chance they get. Watch!
And you can tell them we said that.
The Titans said we're going to cheat?
You should be more worried about them. They're the cheaters.
Them H.I.V.E.s is the only team in this competition that could beat us, yo!
I can only imagine the fate of the world if they were somehow
declared the second best team in the DC Universe.
You don't have to imagine. I can show you.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
You mean if the H.I.V.E. wins...
Nothing will change at all?
Life will go on exactly as it is now?
The outcome of the contest will have no impact upon the future?
I'm afraid so.
Pull yourself together, Titans!
There's absolutely nothing at stake!
We can't lose our cool!
We need an opening number to put us on top.
Friends, perhaps it is time to use our secret weapon.
- The me. - No.
We ain't that desperate yet, Ringo.
We're goin' with the solid gold hits.
That's right. A classic dance known as...
Wait for it. The Booty Scooty.
Comin' up, the Teen Titans
will perform a dance they made famous.
But first, the H.I.V.E. is gonna do that same dance.
- What? - They's doin' our dance?
This is an outrage. An outrage!
- They're cheating. - Peep the Rule Book, yo!
I will not peep the Rule Book, yo! They can't do this!
You got it twisted, yo. They can and they are.
Chickety-check it.
Wassup! Super fresh moves by the H.I.V.E.
Not sure I'd wanna bite their style and follow that dance,
- with the same dance. - We knew you would cheat.
What are you talking about?
- That was our dance! - Really? What a funny coincidence.
It ain't funny nor was it coincidence.
It is clear evidence of some cheat-ery shenanigans!
Yeah, we did their dance.
Someone should tell them they don't own The Booty Scooty.
I don't see their names on these booties.
Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Titans... we must stay calm.
Let's not forget what's at stake
if we lose this competition!
It's of utmost importance that we win this meaningless contest.
- But how? - Are we at the last resort?
Is it time for me to perform my sing and dance?
I's checkin' my watch, Star.
It ain't that time.
We need to come up with a dance to beat The Booty Scooty.
- Quick! - There is only one dance
as tried, true and powerful as The Booty Scooty.
The Lift.
Up next are the Teen Titans.
Aw!
- We're still in the competition. - On a technicality.
And now, our only chance
to stay in the competition rests with one person.
- The me? - Not you, Ringo. Beast Boy!
Just remember, if we lose,
our lives will not be affected at all!
- Oh, the humanity! - Chill.
Don't even worry about them H.I.V.E.s no mo'.
Them judges gonna flip when they find out I gots that Mummy Money!
Up next, we got a slammin' hard track y'all mighta heard,
Performed by...
- See-More from the H.I.V.E. - What?
Y'all ever got so much money, you ain't know how to spend it? Check.
Oh, snap! What a performance!
The H.I.V.E. is bringin' the heat tonight, y'all.
Ah! What am I gonna sing now?
Beast Boy! Get out here and represent, homie.
Uh...
Hi!
I'm a person.
Um, I wanted to sing, uh... It's a song!
Uh, that I know! It gots words.
Well, don't leave us hangin', dawg. Start spittin' some lyrics.
Oh! Okay, okay, I gots it.
This song is a little somethin' my mom and dad used to sing me,
and my mama and my friends
and everybody who pretty much was around too.
And they sing it on the same day every year!
We're doomed.
What a nail-biter, yo.
Could this be the end for the Titans?
Will the H.I.V.E. be voted the second greatest team in the DC Universe?
Will The Titans fail to remain exactly the same
- regardless of the outcome? - Scooby-Doo on Channel 2.
Find out next time
on Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star.
Second Greatest Team Edition.
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