Our entry to the big leagues.
Let's not forget, this one
put the Man of Steel in the ground.
Yeah, but the Man of Steel
didn't have literal steel saws for hands.
Woo!
Yeah, and he couldn't spit no poison neither!
Yeah, and he can't get super tiny
and fly up somebody's nose.
Ow! Ow! Ooh, why!
Yes. And he is not
the alien who absorbs the solar power
and flies at the supersonic speeds.
- No, actually... - I'm pretty sure he does that.
Mmm-hmm.
The point is, this fight is one for the history books.
This is the one we're going to tell
our grandchildren about.
What the...
Who is that man?
That was awesome!
Oh, my goodness! This is happening.
Corn, anybody?
I'm gonna make some more corn.
No, thanks, Cyborg. I'm good.
I'm gonna go back to the tower and pee.
And I did, my sweet grandchildren.
I went back to the tower and I peed.
Wow!
Yes, that was back in the day
before they had pee transporters.
We do tend to take these things for granted these days.
What happened next, Grandma?
Well, it took Hawkman four days straight
to win that fight.
Afterwards, I got these fun selfies with Hawkman.
And Hawkman signed Cyborg's butt,
which he then had laser engraved.
That tickles.
And that's the story of how I met Hawkman,
right before the great disaster.
Sweet dreams, babies.
Wait, grandmother,
tell us the story of the great disaster.
Oh, I don't know.
It's past your bedtime.
Please, grandma!
Yes, tell us the story,
or I will subjugate the ninth dimension.
All right, no more dimensional subjugation, Jeremy.
You'll kick the covers off again.
It turned out that not all of us thought
our encounter with Hawkman was super dope.
Ooh, let me see, let me see.
Dude, who knews he was so cool!
He's ripped, too. Did you see that harness?
Am I the right?
Ooh, tell me, please, who's the real villain?
The alien monster that wants to destroy all life in the universe?
Or, the so-called hero, who treats us like children,
all the while taking our glory, and the food from our mouths.
Nah, I still got mine.
Yes, me the too.
Yes, me three.
But the point is, this is Titan's turf.
It's time for the young generation
to chew its way free
from the useless withered husk of the old.
We can take care of ourselves.
We are not children.
We're Hawks!
No, no. We're teens.
And we won't be treated like babies anymore.
I'm gonna give this Hawk guy a piece of my mind.
Were you able to find the Hawkman, grandmother?
We became separated.
And Robin was the one who found Hawkman first.
Ah-ha! A nest!
Uh, this decision has been really hard,
but I'm gonna choose Tina
as my secret valentine.
I'm not going to be treated like a kid anymore,
I'm a teen,
and I know where I'm going.
I'd say, my ideal date would be Medjool.
Where... where am I?
Who am I?
You say my name is...
And you're...
You're my Mom!
Where were the rest of the Titans, grandma?
Well, honeybee,
it turns out looking for hawk people
is hungry work.
So the rest of us had stopped off
to get some cheesesteaks.
Ew!
How unpleasant.
I know it's hard to imagine a time
when you had to chew food with your mouth.
But, these were the days before Utopia crackers.
Which reminds me,
it's time to infuse your Utopia crackers.
Thank you, grandmother.
Yes, I can feel the nutrients
disseminating into my bloodstream.
Well, back in my day, you had to taste your food.
And we had found the tastiest cheesesteaks
in all of Jump City.
But, I was still troubled.
Do you guys really think
that Hawkman's trying to keep us down?
Like some sort of villain?
No way! Hawkman's an awesome hero
whose daddy was a hawk and whose mamma was a man.
Oh, yeah? I heard he was an ancient Egyptian prince back from the dead.
He is the Thanagarian.
Gesundheit.
Hawkman's just like this vegan cheesesteak.
He shouldn't even exist, but he does and he's perfect.
Wow! Would have been cool to have a perfect friend.
Well, we probably won't be friends with Hawkman after today.
But I can hook you up with this cheesesteak.
Really? Oh, yeah! Do it, do it, do it!
Hey, y'all. I'm alive now, in case you was wondering.
Happy birthday vegan cheesesteak.
Gosh, I'm so excited.
I'm leaking cheese out of my mouth.
Raven, isn't your magic evil?
Yeah. But the sandwiches here are so good.
It's all gonna even out.
Come on, little sandwich, let's jet.
Well, I'd like to,
but I ain't got none of them leggily bits.
That's all right, man. I got you.
Nanobots.
I'm living the dream.
Hey, isn't that Robin and Hawkman?
- Robin! - Robin! - Robin! - Robin!
Mother, stop the stroller.
Robin, what is the going on?
Why do you keep saying Robin?
Is one of you being robbed?
No, Robin.
Oh, now no one's robbing anyone.
Well, you're Robin.
Oh, so you would dare
to accuse an officer of the peace
and an heir to the throne of Thanagar
of petty theft.
Robin, what is the wrong with you?
If one more of you says Robin,
I'll tell my Mommy to come over and beat you up.
He's got you mind-controlled, man. You gotta fight it.
Hawkman is a villain.
But grandma, Robin wasn't being mind-controlled,
he just had a bump on the noodle.
Oh, I know.
But the great disaster had already begun.
And after what happened next,
Robin could never consider us part of a super hero team again.
Robin! No!
Oh, my goodness!
- Robin! - Robin! - Robin!
Oh, vegan cheesesteak, you truly are a super food.
You can't die.
It's all right, papa,
y'all showed me that cybernetic or vegan,
white or wheat,
we all are one.
No, I mean, literally, you can't die because of the nanobots.
Golly, gosh. That's real neat.
You're the perfect sandwich.
And you can self-replicate!
- Jiminy! - Jiminy!
Robin.
Starfire, I remember everything now.
And I guess there are some good things
about being treated like a kid.
- Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww!
You know, after all this,
I don't think I can think of you guys as superheroes again.
- What? - What? - What? - What?
What I do think is that
you guys don't have to pay top dollar for a new mattress.
- Um... - Um... - Um... - Um... - Um...
Turns out Robin had a serious concussion
and ended up in the hospital.
But what he meant to say was
that he thought of all of us as a family.
And that's how we thought of ourselves
from that moment forward.
That's the story of the greatest disaster
the world has ever known.
Thank you, for the story, grandma.
Yes, I found it soothing.
Goodnight, sweeties.
Hey, y'all! Hey, Bumblebee. Hey, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee. Bumblebee.
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