Halloween party at the tower!
Whoo-the-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Episode Title: "Witches Brew"
It's gonna be sick!
Eh.
Would any of you care to tell me
why you're all acting like you're going to a party?
Uh, because we're going to a party.
We are not going to a party.
We are hosting a party!
And as hosts, it is our job to fret
over details no one cares about,
until we are sick to our stomachs!
So we can'ts have the fun at our own party?
Of course not! The party is not for us.
It's for the people we're trying to impress.
- And who's that? - Oh, I don't know,
just the Justice League!
That's why tonight, everything has to be extra...
spooky.
If you want spooky, I got spooky.
Do you dare feast upon these Eyeballz and Brainz!
Ooo.
- Nasty! - The squishiness.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
You peeled them Eyeballz just like I likes.
We need real scares,
or the Justice League won't stay at our party.
You didn't really expect me to conjure real eyeballs and brains?
Of course I did. And to think I was going to rely on you
- to make a real witch's brew.
But we gotta have that good witch's brew, bro.
I's disgusted by the idea
of a Halloween party with no witch's brew.
Don't worry, I can make it myself.
Robin, you shouldn't be messing with the witch's brew on Halloween.
The forces you may unleash...
Is that grape soda?
Along with a fresh squeeze of lime
and the final ingredient...
Ooo.
Fizzy water!
How is that any different from lame grapes and pasta?
Because this is a real witch's brew.
Real witches don't use fizzy water.
Yes, they do. I got the ingredients from the Internet.
See, bubbles.
That's how you know this is real, mama,
look at 'em bubbles.
Clearly, you do not know
anything about witches, Raven.
Really?
- Behold, the perfect witch's brew!
They're here!
Happy Halloween!
Welcome to our spooky party!
This is going horribly!
We need something to distract them.
- Cyborg, hit it. - Hit what?
Hit it!
- You can't just tell somebody
to hit it without having worked out what it is beforehand.
I mean, that's nonsense.
Music, hit the music.
Ooh.
Quick, while they're having fun,
let's make sure we have enough potpourri in the bathroom.
Great job, Titans.
We have successfully masked our shame
and the shame of those to come.
No, no, no! The Justice League has gone!
Oh, it's official, our party was lame.
What? Did you hear that?
- It sounds like... - The Justice League's laughing
at us for being so lame.
Ah. Why they gots to rub it in?
Actually, it sounds like
witches.
Have we not established
you do not know the thing about the witches?
It's obvious we're being mocked from afar.
There's nothing left to do but stew in self-pity.
Or we could just enjoy the party.
I said stew!
Crime alert! Well, Halloween's already been ruined.
We might as well go fight crime.
It looks like the trick or treaters are under attack!
It's the Justice League.
And they've become witches!
What could have turned them into witches?
What do you think's turned them into the witches, mama!
Drinking the witch's brew at the party!
The duh.
But that was just grape soda and fizzy water.
Yeah! Witch's brew!
Just like it said on the Internet.
So you're saying drinking grape soda made them evil?
No. That made them witches.
Now they're just lashing out because they lack self-esteem.
They can'ts even gets close to the society's
impossible high standards of beauty.
I means, check out them hair and nose warts.
And the outdated wardrobe.
I mean, I think they look fine,
but you know how some people can be so judgmental.
Yes, society is the real villain here.
What are you guys talking about?
Witches, Raven! How about you read a book and educate yourself!
We have bigger things to deal with.
They got the kids!
We have to find out where they are taking them.
Don't worry. I know just how to lure them out.
I'm wittle dimples.
I'm just a wittle boy who loves lollipops.
This is humiliating, bro.
You don't like dwessing up like this?
No, man, we don'ts. We don't likes it at all!
Perhaps there is the other plan?
There is not another plan!
If we're going to save the kids, we're gonna have to act like kids.
You want to rescue the wittle kiddies, right?
We gots to.
Then get into character!
I poohed in my pants!
Where's my lollipop?
Popops-a-doops!
stinker.
Good. Now let's get their attention with a little song.
Wow.
Sing the song!
♪ On the good ship, lollipop
[laughs, child's voice] I told you,
our adorable disguises would do the trick.
Stop talking like that.
[clears throat, normal voice] Sorry.
You're still the Justice League, you can't do this!
Let's just save these kids.
So what's the plan?
If there's one thing that can take on witch's magic,
it's more magic.
- Why didn't it work?
Because, as we've been trying to politely tell you all night,
you don't know anything about witches.
But you have not received the message.
We's already said theys be angry
due to their crushing lack of self-esteem.
So the only way to save those kids
is to make the witches feel pretty on the inside.
By making them look the pretty on the outside.
Light...
Yous gots to pluck them hair and nose warts, yo.
- Pluck, pluck, pluck.
Try these dope kicks on.
Ooh, and the fashionable headwear.
Oh, snaps, you witches be looking good, yo.
Real good!
They are brimming with the confidence.
They don't need those kids now that they have something better.
- Self-esteem! -
Huh. I guess I don't know anything about witches.
- You sure don't.
Sync corrections by srjanapala