Episode Title: "Magic Man" Aired on: March 14, 2020
Uh, what are you doing?
Having lunch.
Ah, we done run out of them proper foods.
You want some?
Gross.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
There, food.
Woah!
What's up with you?
The TV's busted.
How's a man supposed to pass their idle times
without that good TV?
How?
Jeez, calm down.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
Tabitha, I've returned.
Kensington, you're alive?
But I saw you get disintegrated
in that unicycle explosion.
I got better.
There, it's a portal to the drama dimension.
It's been 27 years.
Tabitha, I've changed.
Run away with me.
- I can't. - Huh?
I'm engaged.
To your evil twin half-brother.
I'm pregnant.
Ha-ha, so dramatic.
Sick.
Wait, pause the show.
Ugh, I gots to goes to the bathroom
and I don'ts wants to miss any drama.
No need.
Mama Raven, I's done made a decision.
Cool.
I wants you to teach me to be a magic man.
You mean a wizard.
I gots to learn them good spells
so I can do everything real easy, like you.
Magic isn't a shortcut to make your life easier.
It's a dangerous art
that can cause indestructible destruction if it's done wrong.
It takes years of grueling discipline to master.
So, you'lls teach me then?
Of course not.
Come on, just one spell.
- No. - Two spells.
No, don't ask me again.
Fine, three spells
and I ain't doing no more negotiation.
- Argh. - I warned you.
Why don'ts you believe in me?
Because magic is serious
and you're a goof.
Now, leave me alone.
I cans be a wizard.
I knows it.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, mmm-hmm.
Here we go. Azarath metrion zinthos!
Ah!
- Beast Boy? - Ah, I's can fix it.
Just go back to sleeps.
Uh, uh... Azarath metrion zinthos!
Not bad for my first time, huh?
You destroyed my spell book.
Now I'll destroy you.
I just wanted to be the wiz.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
Uh, how comes I ain't destroyed?
My spell book was the source of my magical power.
So you can't smash me no more.
That's cool. Ow!
This is why I told you to stay away from magic.
I need my spell book.
And there's only one other copy.
In a place for wizards, witches and other magical creatures
to share their knowledge.
The Azarath Library.
Can I comes with?
I can be the best wiz, I knows it.
You can't come. And you can't be a wizard.
Thorpigore! To the library.
It's gonna take forever to find my spell book in here.
Girl, ain't you know the Dewey Decimal system?
I told you not to follow me.
I can'ts help it, mama.
I be a mans of magical intentions.
Fine, just stay in the kids section.
There's nothing dangerous there.
Sweet!
Oh, snap!
Woah ho! Burrito magics.
Yo, that's a fresh cloak, yo.
There you are.
Hey, that's mine.
Give it to me.
If I'd had that book, I'd magic you so hard.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Behold, I's be the wizard with them good magics.
Ugh, where are your pants?
I traded them for this cloak.
Looking good, bruh.
So, did you find your spell book?
This goober grabbed it first.
You best hand's that over, fool.
Then I gots no choice.
I'ma wiz you real good.
Azarath metrion burrito!
Really?
You hungry, bro?
Is real spicy.
Nah, give me that book first.
Yeah boy, that's how I do.
My book.
That's rude, fool.
Cover your mouth next time.
That's two spell books in one day, you goof.
Wait, I'm sorry, Raven.
- I's was just trying to help. - Great job.
Now my only hope is to find the wizard
who wrote my spell book and convince him
to make me a new one.
It's a long and dangerous journey.
You ain'ts got nothing to fear, yo.
The burrito wizard will protect you.
Awesome.
The lair of the book wizard.
The ancient and wise writer of all spell books,
including mine.
I's be happy to meet a cool wizard such as myself.
Woah, you are not coming.
Whys not?
Because you'll mess everything up.
But I's can make the dude a burrito and...
No! No more stupid burrito magic.
You're not a wizard and you never will be.
Just stay here and don't do anything dumb.
Okay.
Hmm, let's see.
There we go.
Hello, who disturbeth the book wizard?
Hey, it's me, Raven,
Welcome to the lair of the book wizard.
Hey.
Hey, Raven, what's new?
Uh, not much. Remember that spell book you made me?
Oh, yeah, took me a long time to make that one.
Very painful. Lots of paper cuts.
Yeah, it's gone.
I need you to make me a new one.
You lost it?
And the copy in the library.
Clearly you cannot be trusted with the magical arts.
You don't deserve a new spell book.
Now be gone from this place.
- What? - I said be gone!
Hey, step up, fool.
Get out of here, Beast Boy!
I ain'ts leaving without your spell book.
Who are you?
I's the burrito wizard.
And if yous don't make Raven a new spell book,
I'lls get crazy on you.
You dare threaten the almighty book wizard?
I hopes you like your burrito spicy.
Such magic!
Huh?
Azarath metrion burrito!
Whoa.
No!
Yous look really tasty, yo.
No, no, no! I yield.
I'll make the spell book.
Just don't eat me.
That's what's up.
Now don't go losing that one.
I won't.
Beast Boy, thank you.
You ain'ts got to thank me.
I'm sorry I gots you into this mess in the first place.
It's cool.
I should've believed in you.
You're quite the little magic man, after all.
Wait, turn me back into a person.
Sync corrections by srjanapala