Episode Title: "Titans Go Casual" Aired on: March 21, 2020
Careful,
careful!
This be so stressful, yo.
I cannot the watch.
I am being killed by the suspense.
Titans!
Do not do the ruining of the fun times.
I didn't say anything, yet.
And yet, we're still sure you're gonna ruin the fun.
Then you'll be pleased to know,
I am not here to ruin your fun.
I am here to read a letter
we received from the... Superhero Board of Authority!
Come on.
"Starting today,
the Superhero Board of Authority
is instituting a new dress code."
- I don't have pants. - I'm not doing any dress code.
Hey, this dress code is the only thing
keeping us from looking like slobs.
Now listen up. First, capes are now mandatory.
Yes, Raven.
Does my cloak count as a cape?
Says here... no.
Whatever.
Second, Tights are now required to be 50% tighter.
But them Tights already be tight.
That's why they called "Tights," fool.
Third, underwear must now be worn on the outside of your costume.
Are we still to wear the underwears on the inside?
That's up to you. But I'd suggest both.
Takes the worry out of taco night.
Fourth, masks and utility belts are now mandatory.
Wait. This is mostly stuff you already do.
Well, it wouldn't hurt to be a little more...
like me.
Yes, it would.
I do not understand why we must do the changing of the clothing.
Yeah, why's they even care?
As the saying goes...
Clothes Maketh The Man.
What, they don't maketh the woman?
Of course they do.
Then why did you not say that?
That's not how the saying goes.
Then it should says...
Clothes Maketh The Man And The Lady-Man.
Fine.
Clothes maketh the man and the lady-man.
Or woman.
What does that even mean?
"Maketh" is not a word.
It means you are what you wear!
Oh!
Titans, go!
Abide by the dress code!
Wow, we look dumb.
Ah, these Tights be pinching, yo!
This utility belt has too many pouches.
I can't find my wallet.
I believe I am wearing too many of the over-underwears.
And this cape is ridiculously long.
Tell me again, why we have to abide
by this ridiculous dress code?
If you want to be taken seriously as heroes,
you need to dress the part.
Remember, you are what you wear.
I can'ts feel my legs!
I'm not doing this. Let's put on our old costumes.
Sorry, but you can't.
Why not?
Because I threw them out.
Ham-ding!
Looks like you're stuck wearing those new outfits.
Fine, ugh.
I guess we were wrong about you being a cool boss.
You...
thought I was cool?
And your boss?
Cool Boss.
Oh, the very coolest of the cool, cool bosses.
But... a cool boss gives his peoples
a little bit of that dress-code flexibility.
Like a Casual Friday?
But today is Tuesday.
Told you he wasn't cool.
No, no, no! I'm cool.
I swear.
Hey. We can do a Casual Tuesday.
But not too casual,
because...
Clothes Maketh The Man And The Lady-Man.
Titans, go! Casual.
Booyah!
Now tell me this isn't better.
Finally, the clothes I can do the sweating in.
Oh, yes.
So the very sweaty.
Ah! No sweating going on here, mama.
I's cooling off in the breeze.
- No. - My eyes!
That's not casual, that's indecent.
No, it ain'ts. I's wearing socks.
Titans, this may be comfortable,
but who's going to take us seriously
as superheroes dressed like this?
Did anyone take us seriously before?
Good point.
Titans, go!
- This feels good, yo. - Ah, comfy.
So much comfortable.
I could use a little nappy-nap.
Crime alert. It's the H.I.V.E.
They're robbing the Jump City Bank.
Yo, that be a classic dastardly deed.
What are we doing the waitings for?
We can't fight crime dressed like this.
Why not? My man Tom Selleck did.
Uh, at the risk of losing my reputation as a cool boss...
Cool Boss
Hey, whoa! Ha!
I must insist that we put on our
appropriate superhero costumes first.
We can't.
Why not?
Because I threw them out.
Ham-ding!
I guess we are the stuck like this.
Fine.
Titans, go!
Sorry, Gizmo.
But you picked the wrong day to break the law.
Casual Tuesday, yo.
I skinned my knee.
Stupid cargo shorts.
Too much of the sweat.
Tom Selleck made it look so easy!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
My powers!
Mine ain't working neither.
We have all lost the superpowers.
How can this be?
Titans, it's the clothes.
Remember...
Clothes Maketh The Man And The Lady-Man.
So we are not the superheroes anymore?
We're casual slobs!
Curse you, Casual Tuesday!
On the side of the brightness,
we now know the reason for the superhero dress code.
This is my fault.
I let you dress like bums because I'm such a cool boss. Hey. Whoa.
That's not true.
You don't think it's my fault?
Oh, it is definitely your fault.
We's meant the part about you being cool.
And our boss.
We were lying about that.
Regardless of my status as a cool boss...
Cool Boss
We still have to stop the H.I.V.E.
How? You threw our superhero costumes away.
There's still a chance.
If we are what we wear,
we just need to find other clothes that will give us powers.
Titans, dress for success!
I'm in your corner.
Take a deep breath and hold it.
Always look both ways before you cross me.
Do-nut mess with the baker.
I'll leave a chocolate on your pillow.
We look so professional.
But do you think it will work?
Clothes maketh the man or lady-man.
Titans, go!
Not so fast, Gizmo.
I'm here.
Subpoena, subpoena, subpoena!
You've been served.
It's time for your annual check-up, See-More.
Stop, fool!
That's right, you just keep on stopping.
Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
I said, stop fool!
Housekeeping.
We did it, Titans.
We beat the H.I.V.E.
The clothes truly do maketh the man and the lady-man.
I never knew a costume had this much power.
And this kind of power can't be in the hands of no person, yo.
Come on, man.
Indecent.
Sync corrections by srjanapala