"Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Justice League Edition"
What's up, fellas? I'm your host.
Birdarang. Word.
Last time on the show,
the Teen Titans competed for the second year in a row.
And lost for the second year in a row.
Dang!
This time will the Teen Titans
be able to win the competition
or will they continue
to be the laughing stock of the DC universe?
We'll find out soon.
Because it all starts right now.
Aired on: May 25, 2020
Once again, teams from across the DC universe
have shown up to prove they have what it takes
to become the Next Top Talent Idol Star.
But, the question everybody wants answered is,
"How are the Titans gonna blow it this year?"
There's no way we will lose this competition three years in a row.
We'd be the laughing stock of the DC universe.
Even more than we already are.
That's why we are pulling out all the stops.
Indeed. All of them!
We've got all-new performances.
Yeah, them Justice League judges is gonna sees us
and be like, "Oh, what!"
- That's right. You better believe it, baby! -
The Titans sound pretty confident, yo.
But they might be in for a rude awakening
when they discover who else is joining the competition.
The Justice League!
You expect us to compete against them?
The show is getting stale, homeslice.
It turns out you can't do the same thing every year
and expect people to care.
If the Justice League are competing,
who are the judges?
Their pets, of course.
Jumpa, Storm,
Krypto and Bat-Cow.
Give it up, for your judges, y'all.
We can't compete against the Justice League.
They are called the world's greatest heroes
for the good reason.
Clearly, we're trash compared to those guys.
And you know, them pet judges is gonna be biased.
That's right, yo.
None of you can compete with the Justice League.
You fools better bounce.
Unless you want to be humiliated on national television.
Why ain't you leaving?
Did you not hear me say we are trash?
Because I've got an ace up my sleeve.
A perfect song
that's gonna win this competition.
This ain't even got lyrics, fool.
That's because it's... jazz.
Jazz?
The ace up your sleeve is jazz?
Jazz is for dads.
It is the musical nonsense, Robin.
Jazz has been scientifically proven
to relax the body and dazzle the mind.
I plan to use that science
to get the most amazing performance
the DC universe has ever seen.
But I can't do it alone.
I need a drummer.
Who's with me?
- The no one. - Why not?
You're terrible to work with.
Good luck finding someone easily manipulated
and eager to please.
You know, Beast Boy,
you'd be perfect for this,
if you had any talent.
What? I got talents.
Oh, so, it's your dream
to be the best jazz drummer ever?
- It is now. - I don't believe you.
You just gotta give me a chance, yo. I'll prove it.
Are you going to work harder
than you've ever worked for anything?
- Yes. - Say it again!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Don't let me down.
Ha-ha!
What did I just agree to?
I never knew it was my dream to be a jazz drummer
until Robin started screaming in my face.
The important thing about manipulating the weak-minded
is making them feel like everything is their idea.
Time to get this competition started, y'all.
Our first contestant isn't a bird or a plane.
He's Superman, yo!
Oh, mans.
He's doing the "flying through the space" thing.
Does he even breathe?
Wow. A super performance
from the Man of Steel.
How are we supposed to compete with that?
We cannot.
We will be in the stocks of laughing.
More than we already are.
It's okay, Titans.
Remember, we've got the power of jazz on our side.
Give me a beat.
Stop. You're a little off. Try it again.
Stop. Not quite the right tempo.
Try it again.
Stop. It's a little fast.
Stop. It's a little slow.
Stop! It's fast again!
Stop! It's slow again!
Stop! It's fast!
Stop! It's slow!
Slow! Fast!
Slow!
Ahhh!
Do you know why I just threw a table at your head?
'Cause you is a crazy control freak?
That's exactly right.
I didn't understands about what makes music good.
But nows I knows.
It's a crazy man who throws things at you.
Ahhh!
And that's why we didn't want to work with Robin.
The dude is too intense.
Also, he has the fishy breath.
Even though nothing will be as good as Superman's routine,
here's a performance by Starfire, y'all.
Hope it's not humiliating.
Greetings upon you.
I will now perform the dance of many kitties.
The kitties! No!
No! No!
No!
Oh, snap.
Looks like Starfire's performance
was a cats-tastrophe.
Word.
That Superman dog should be on the leash!
He is the terrible pet owner.
Oh, yes, he is.
Yes, he is. Meow, meow, meow.
Up next is a wonderful woman.
Wonder Woman.
Oh, man, she brought out the lasso.
The roping routines are the highest form
of the entertainment.
I just... Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
An amazing performance from the amazing Amazon.
I wonder how the Teen Titans are planning to top that.
Yeah. We're doomed.
I said this already, but I'll say it again.
There is no way we can win this competition.
Are we truly to become the jokes of the DC universe?
More than we's already is?
We can still win, Titans.
If Beast Boy takes this jazz number seriously.
Ahhh! I am, bro.
What's more can I dos?
I want you to break up with your girlfriend.
I ain't gots one, yo.
You need to have a girlfriend
so you can choose drumming over her.
Ahhh!
I'll gets a girlfriend. I promise!
You'd better.
Otherwise, I'm replacing you.
- Not with me. - Or the me.
Yeah, you're pretty much stuck with Beast Boy.
Ahhh! Ahhh!
Ahhh!
Becoming a famous drummer still be my dream, yo.
I just hopes I can get a girlfriend
so I can breaks up with her.
Next up we got a fresh comedy routine
from Cyborg, y'all.
Hello.
I shall be performing a scene
from the classic '80s sitcom,
Perfect Strangers.
I will be playing the parts of both Balki
and his cousin, Lawrence.
Cousin Larry Appleton,
you are home from your date with Jennifer?
Balki.
Did you use all our rent money to buy a goat?
Of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
I used it to buy a sheep.
Oh, dear.
Oh, classic Balki shenanigans.
Hilarious!
What? That's good comedy.
You're all philistines.
Shame on you!
Another wack score for the Titans.
If they don't turn things around,
they're gonna be out of this competition.
Ugh.
So, one more bad performance and we lose?
Fortunately, I've just come up with a plan
to make sure that doesn't happen.
Really? What is it, bro?
I'm replacing you with Starfire.
What? How can you do this to me, Star?
I did not agree to this.
Come on, bro. You can't do this to me.
- Give me another shot. - You had your chance.
You're out and Starfire is in.
Being a brilliant jazz drummer is her dream now.
Oh, mans, I can't believe this.
I'm sorry that you failed, Beast Boy.
I ain'ts gonna give up.
I's gonna be the best jazz drummer man
you ever seen in your whole life!
You'll see, fool!
Imma break up with so many girlfriends!
Oh, dang!
That was intense, homeslice.
Will Beast Boy ever get his chance to become a star?
Will the Justice League be crowned this year's winners?
Find out next time.
On Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star
Justice League Edition.
Sync corrections by srjanapala