Hey, Gumshoes, guess where you will be going next.
Nah, I's done with this guessing business, Berto.
How about we guess where we are not going?
- We're not going to Rome. - Or Hawaii.
Or the Cancun of the Mexico.
Yes.
You are not going to any of those exciting places.
So, where are we going?
I give you clue.
My home country, Croatia.
That wasn't a clue.
Holds up, what's a Croatia?
Croatia is a European nation
known for its spectacular beaches,
tasty cuisine, and...
It's also where Game of Thronesis filmed.
You means that place gots dragons?
Well, that program isn't real.
We love that show!
Ooh, all of the backstabbing...
And the betrayals.
Berto, why didn't you tell us there's dragons where you're from?
I do not watch Game of Thrones.
Too much politics.
It's a fictional show!
But if it were real, I would be the King of the North.
You're more like that boy king that nobody likes.
I would be King of the North!
Now, shush!
Berto has an important assignment for us.
That is right, Gumshoes.
I need you to go to my home in Zdrelac.
Make sure that I did not leave the door open.
Wait, we're not going after Carl Sanpedro?
And you want us to fly halfway around the world just to check on your house?
Yes.
If a bird got in,
you get my neighbor, Blasko, to take it out.
You don't take it yourself.
Dude, we can handles a bird.
I say you don't take it out yourself!
Titans, go!
Check on Berto's house!
Wow, what a beautiful country!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but where's them ice zombies?
Or giants?
Or the dragons.
That is from a television show!
They film all that stuff in Dubrovnik anyway.
Ooh, ooh, then that is where we wish to the go!
It's hundreds of miles away!
Dragons! Dragons! Dragons!
There are no dragons!
Let's just check on Berto's house.
He did leave the door open.
Who needs dragons when we might see...
A bird.
Is you serious?
The knock, the knock.
Hello, bird?
Okay, guys, I think we're good. There's no bird...
Big Croatian bird!
Someone get Blasko! Get Blasko!
Blasko!
You gotta come get this bird out of Berto's house.
Guys, look. It's a note from Blasko.
It says he left town after a longshoreman stole his octopus salad.
That sounds like the Carl Sanpedro.
What are the odds?
Don't worry, Blasko.
We'll get your salad back.
And finally catch the elusive Carl Sanpedro.
The question is, where did he go?
If I know Carl, he went to the island of Pag.
To drench that stolen salad in the region's world famous olive oil.
Mans, we don't wanna go to no oily island.
Don't you wanna learn about all the great things Croatia has to offer?
Only if it involves the undead.
Well, too bad. We're going to Pag.
Fine. But we is gonna travel there our own way.
Thronesstyle.
Can you believe this olive grove
has been here for over 1500 years, Titans?
I am the mother of the dragons,
do the bending of the knee.
The North will never kneel before you.
Cyborg.
Then you shall be
the destroyed!
- The dracarys! -
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't breathe fire near this olive oil.
It's highly flammable!
Chill, bruh,
we just having some good old fun.
We're supposed to be looking for clues.
But looking upon the trees is the boring.
Are you kidding?
These trees are magical.
Is it one of those medieval fantasy trees
that lets you see through time?
Even better.
They produce a magical oil
which can slightly lower your cholesterol.
No, I'm pretty sure that's a magic tree.
There's no such thing as a...
Ooh, who's that model over there?
Show me those angles!
Such a pretty bird.
Where... Where did you come from?
I'm a three-eyed me.
My power is to travel back in time to stare at people.
Like a creep.
Okay. Cool.
Also, I'mma take one of these.
To have.
See ya.
I saw it all.
What did you see?
That you live an embarrassing life.
And I had a vision of Carl kicking it at Krka National Park.
Wow!
Look at these waterfalls, Titans.
We already saw waterfalls in Jamaica.
Yes, but these are slightly different.
Water be water, fool.
Carl clearly isn't here anymore.
We must have just missed him.
Can we please go to Dubrovnik now?
We're not going to Dubrovnik just so you can visit a bunch of tourist traps!
If you don't let us go, I'm gonna tell everyone
- what I saw in my vision. - Fine, go ahead.
You sure about that, bird boy?
I have nothing to hide.
- Shame! - Shame!
The shame!
Cyborg.
You're not going to shame me into taking you to Dubrovnik.
There's nothing shameful
about my pretty bird pictures. They're artistic.
What's that? I can't hear you over all the shame.
- Cyborg. -
- Cyborg. - Stop!
We'll only stop if you take us to Dubrovnik.
Fine.
Cyborg. Cyborg.
Okay, blah, blah, blah, shame, shame, shame...
"Winter is coming." Here we are in Dubrovnik.
Nows where could that filthy casual Carl be?
Look, a Carl clue!
Cyborg.
It is the salad of the octopus.
Carl must be nearby.
Look, it's Carl Sanpedro!
And he be holding that octopus salad, yo!
- Ice zombies! - Cyborg!
They're working for Carl Sanpedro.
Wait, is that Mr. Freeze?
No, it's clearly a zombie king.
I love everything about this!
This is crazy. We can't fight them.
Not without the King of the North!
— Titans, go!
Cyborg!
Raven, we need help!
Resplendent Croatia...
Lend us your aid!
Croatian bird!
Thanks for the help, face tree.
Game over, Carl.
Your culinary crime spree ends here.
Berto?
Hey, Gumshoes.
It was you all along?
Of course!
Why did you send us upon the chase of the wild goose?
I wanted you to appreciate the overlooked places in the world.
Well, you could have just told us that.
This whole trip was a huge waste of time.
Does this look like a waste of time?
It is all of the dishes from our globetrotting adventure.
Cyborg.
You're right, Cyborg. It is fun to learn about geography.
And there's only one way to finish it off, Titans.
With some acapella beatboxing!
Okay, bye!
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