Ahh!
Ha-ha!
Man, why you bringing alligators up in this house?
I had to cross off
another life-enriching experience
from my bucket list.
Shirtless alligator wrestling.
So satisfying.
Oh, I also have the bucket list.
The water bucket,
the sand bucket,
and the bucket for the milking of the cow.
One day, I will own these buckets.
Until then, I dream.
Star, a bucket list
is a list of experiences
a person wants to have
before they kick the bucket.
Who would be so cruel to the defenseless milk buckets?
No, Star, he means croak.
Like the frog?
Nah, you know, like...
six feet under.
But I only have the two feets.
It means dead, yo.
I see.
And you all have these lists
of pre-mortality?
You knows it.
I wants to eat all kinds of food.
I want to see all kinds of places.
Meet Tom Selleck, touch his moustache.
That's it.
Completing a bucket list
is the only way to ensure
that your existence has any value at all.
But I thought the life value
came from the warm relationships
with the dear friends.
Girl, you are so wrong.
If you wants your life to have meanings,
you gots to complete a list of experiences
and activities, yo.
But I do not know how to compile such a list.
No problem, you can just get one off the Internet.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Mmm-hmm! Oh, yeah!
This is a good mix of fear-conquering activities
and sentimental garbage.
Quality bucket list right there.
But, I do not wish to do any of this.
It doesn't matter.
You have to complete the list
or your life will be meaningless.
The task is the daunting.
Don't worry.
We'll help you finish the list before you kick the bucket.
Titans, go!
Do Starfire's bucket list.
Climbing a mountain
is the best way to start your bucket list.
But it is...
the so very cold
and the so very miserable.
Don't forget dangerous.
Then why are we doing the it?
Because the experience
will be worth it when you're old.
You can say you did the thing
that most peoples hasn't done.
Let's move, Titans.
Oh! Ow!
Beast Boy!
We must abandon the summit
and save him.
Uh...
If we do,
we won't be able to cross this off your bucket list.
But he is our friend.
Yoo-hoo!
I could use a little help.
Star, do you want friends or experiences
that will make you feel superior to your peers?
The friends?
Wrong.
To the summit.
Congratulations, Starfire.
You are now one step closer
to a meaningful life.
Joy!
Okay, Star,
everyone has a dream of doing standup comedy.
I have the flies of the butter
in all nine of my stomachs.
Don't worry about it, Star.
We've got you.
Just read these
and get ready for the laughs.
Yo, I got them jokes.
Here is one.
What you call a dog with no leg?
What do you call 'em?
You calls it a dog.
Don't matter if it got legs,
it's still a dog, fool.
Do the Family Matters joke.
You all seen Family Matters?
Man, that Steve Urkel was just some regular nerd,
but then all of a sudden,
he's making clones and time machines.
It's unbelievable, right?
I mean, come on.
It's true!
It's so true.
One of the most important things on the bucket list
is making a difference in a child's life.
Now that sounds like
the worthy life-affirming goal.
But I do not currently have the human larva in my life.
We got you covered.
Where did this baby come from?
Don't worry about it.
The important thing is
you can make a difference in her life.
There is so much to do.
The changing of the poop-catching pants,
the feeding of the smooshed vegetables,
the reading of the upsetting bedtime fairy tales.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You ain'ts trying to be a mama to this baby,
you just gots to make a difference.
But how am I to make the difference
in such a short time?
Easy!
When I's was a young 'un,
alls I wanted was some candy.
We need to sign her up for beauty pageants
to help with her confidence.
I say we leave her on Batman's doorstep
so he can raise her to fight crime
instead of experiencing the joys of childhood.
Ahh!
Be free, little one.
Be free.
Hey, you made a difference in the life of a child.
You kept us from screwing her up.
Ha-ha.
Now you gets to check it off your list.
I have done the mark checking,
but my life still has the meaning hole.
That's because we're just getting started.
Okay, Star,
this is the last item on your bucket list.
And after I have knitted this scarf,
my meaning hole will finally be the filled?
There.
You did it.
Now cross off that danged bucket list
once and for all.
Friends, I feel no different.
Perhaps I was the correct.
The life value is only formed
from the warm relationships
with the dear friends.
Woman, are you crazy?
You can't cross a warm relationship off a list!
But I completed the list,
and then nothing has happened.
I am the Bucket Lord!
Uh...
I think that's the bucket
that stole my girl during the war.
I was stationed in France.
Silence!
Starfire.
I have come to inform you
that according to bucket law,
you have finished the sacred list,
officially rendering your life complete.
You may now, uh, kick the bucket.
But I do not wish to kick you.
You must,
for your list is complete.
Kick it good, Star!
But... I was merely looking
for the life meaning.
Oh... well...
You find that through friends,
not some stupid list.
Now, in accordance with ancient bucket law,
if you will not kick me,
I will kick you!
Back off, you open-top container.
We didn't waste our entire lives
making sure Starfire didn't waste hers.
Titans...
Hobble.
My back.
It is over. Prepare to be kicked.
It does not have to be this way,
bucket friend.
Friend?
I... have no friends.
Executing bucket law is my sole purpose.
That's some sad business right there.
We will be the friends to you.
Really?
Well, how wonderful.
I've never had a friend before.
Thank you, Titans,
for showing me there is more to life
than bucket kicking.
Indeed.
The friends, old and the new,
are truly the meaning of life.
Speaking of kicking buckets...
This is for stealing my girl!
Beast Boy, no!
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