Lame.
Dumb. Lame.
Wait. This looks good.
Oh, hello, Titans.
Oh, whatchu watching? Oh, wait. It's me.
Ugh, Control Freak.
Change it, change it.
I'm in control now.
If you're so in control, then why is there pie on your face?
Ugh, your humor's so juvenile.
You don't deserve to be in this time slot.
It's reserved for the suggestive dialogue
and moderate violence of much cooler superhero teams.
Which is why I've decided to age you down.
Your rating is going from TV Teen
all the way down to TV Baby.
The rating for preschool shows.
You can'ts make us no baby show.
Oh, yes, I can.
So long, Titans.
Ahhh! What happened to my hair?
You? Look at me. I'm a bag.
And I am the kitten.
A delightful kitten with the mittens.
And I'm Book.
Just don't judge me by my warm friendly cover.
But where is the Beast Boy?
I is Beast Boy, Melmo,
as Greenie the clue dog.
Bro, that's a different show.
Whatevs. Yous gonna be thankings me
when I find some of them good clues up in here.
Clue? Clue?
Clue-doo-doo-doo.
Get you stinky clue-ditty-doos off of me.
Enough!
We need to figure out how we're going to get out of here.
Alls wes got to do is find the clue, clue, clue-doo-doo.
Here, cluey clues.
Where's you be?
Ah, a clue. A clue.
I found a clue.
We can use Book to help us find a way out.
Right. Books have information.
And pictures too, if you lucky.
Book, how do we get back home?
Let's see.
Azarath Metrion... Info!
We lucked out, it's got pictures.
Looks like we have to go down the Rapid River,
through the Stanky Swamp,
and then beat the Ratings Monster.
River, swamp, Ratings Monster.
But be careful because the Stanky Swamp
is home to Taker.
Uh-oh.
That's be one creepy beaver.
Whatever. This will be easy.
After all, it's just a dumb preschool show.
Ow. Hey, what gives?
- Sing the song! - Whoa.
What was that?
Sing the song!
Where them voices coming from?
It sounds like toddlers.
Yes. It is the customary in the preschool shows
for the characters to interact with the kids at home.
Yeah, yeah, that's great. Whatever.
But why can't we move past this scene?
Do you not see?
We must work with the kids in order to progress the plot.
That's kind of weird, but okay.
They said we need to "sing the song." What song?
Do you know how to sing the song?
Yeah.
The let us sing it together.
Joy! We found the Rapid River.
Yay!
River, swamp, Ratings Monster.
In case you needed a reminder.
Bag, do you have anything we can use to build a raft?
Maybe I do. Let's see.
I've got a banana, some boots,
a spoon and some logs.
Easy peasy.
It's obviously the...
No, Robin, remember,
you must let the children at home do the choosing
But it's right there. If I could just...
Will you help us choose which
object we need to build the raft?
Yeah.
Is it, the banana?
No.
What about the boots?
No!
Could it be the spoon?
No!
It's the logs, you dum-dums.
Just hurry up and pick up the logs.
What about the logs?
Yeah, the logs!
Now, will you help us
build the raft by counting the logs?
Yeah.
Count with us.
One,
two,
three, four,
- five, six... - You've got to be kidding me.
- ... seven... - Seven.
This is ridiculous.
- ... eight... - Eight.
Argh, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
There, it's done already.
Uh-oh. Now you're done it.
You've gone and upset the children.
Without their help, we won't be able
to complete the journey and we'll be stuck here forever.
No, it's okay. It's okay.
I have an idea.
Let's sing the same dumb song we just sang, over and over.
Yay!
Brace yourselves.
Rapid River's getting rapidy.
I don't feel so well.
Careful, Robin.
You can't show vomit on a preschool show.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, that is nasty.
I am going to be the sick.
Ew!
We made it to the Stanky Swamp.
Remember, river, swamp, Ratings Monster.
- River, swamp... - We get it.
Oh, no.
The swamp is too the shallow for the raft,
and too the stanky to do the walking through.
How wes gonna get across?
- The boots. - That's right.
Uh, I got 'em in here somewhere.
Banana.
Spoon.
- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.
I can't find the boots.
It's Taker.
What? Where?
Where's that weird looking beaver at?
That no good Taker must've taken our boots.
It's obvious.
Children, you must help us locate Taker.
- Is he under the rock? - No!
- He's right there. - Is he in the bush?
No!
Is he in the grass?
- No! - Is he...
- He's obviously right there... - In the tree!
Yay!
Yay. Whoo-hoo. So smart.
But how do we get our boots back
from that creepy sneaky beaver?
He's too high up in the tree.
We just have to get the children to teach that naughty beaver a lesson.
Repeat after me.
Taker, don't be taking.
It's working.
Taker is experiencing shame.
Can you say, "shame"?
Very good.
Scram! You creepy taker.
Oh, no!
Robin, no. You must not even partake
in the most moderate of the violence.
Sure, fine, whatever. We got the boots.
Let's just get across this stupid swamp and get out of here!
You forgot the travel song, bro.
Right.
We did it! Now what?
Well, not to beat a dead horse, but...
River, swamp, Ratings Monster.
- River... - River, swamp, Ratings Monster!
Yeah, yeah, we got it. You've only said it like 35 times.
Yoo-hoo, I found a clue-hoo.
How's we gonna beat him?
Use the stick!
Well, that didn't work.
Uh-oh.
Titans, the kids at home have gotten us this far.
But now we need to do some grown business.
Moderate violence.
The absolute no.
Violence in any amount is inappropriate
for the preschool show!
Star, a little violence is fine.
We'll just get the kids to close their eyes.
Will you close your eyes for us?
Okay.
Great. And remember, no peeking.
Titans, go!
I told you, no peeking.
Hey, you can open your eyes now.
Thanks, kids.
We kicked the Ratings Monster's booty.
Can you say, "booty"?
Robin, I am not sure
that is the appropriate for the kids at...
Who cares? We're heading home to our world
where we can be as inappropriate as we want to be.
You... You made it out?
And now, we get to decide what to do with you.
Hit him. Kick him in the booty.
Yeah, booty.
Sounds like the children at home tagged along with us to our world.
And they's being kind of inappropriate.
Makes sense. We did scar them for life.
Their innocence is totally gone.
Hey, I told 'em "No peeking." You heard me.
Book heard me. Everyone heard me.
Well, since they are now the here,
maybe they can help us.
The children at home,
what shall we use to punish the Control Freak?
We got rotten eggs, the big smelly butt, or spiders.
Spiders!
The children want spiders, spiders they will have.
Spiders!
Spiders. The children at home really did age up.
I'm so proud.
Don't be proud dude, we messed them children up for life.
- Booty. - Booty goes toot.
Toot, toot, toot.
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